I still cant believe the Russians put a fucking sheisty on an aliexpress bot and put an RPG on it. Im still in awe

I still can’t believe the Russians put a fricking sheisty on an aliexpress bot and put an RPG on it. I’m still in awe

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm disappointed none have been deployed, either on the field or in border defense.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kpN86o9.png

      They been doing this for decades.

      A lot of Russian R&D is literally "mfw I lied on the resume but then I actually got the job."
      Combine that with a lot of the people on committees being also imposter syndrome gays 100% open to being bribed, and you get wasteful spending and embezzlement on a scale that would be utterly incomprehensible to even the most corrupt western official or politician.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"mfw I lied on the resume but then I actually got the job."
        Nah, its more like "I employed my son, brother, newphew and neighbour and now state duma deputy (my father) financed our new development, so we sold 5 XBOXes and split 5 billions rubbles".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No fricking way

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What am I looking at here? Russian statue being sold off at Alibaba, or Russian statue being an outdoor mass produced decoration from Alibaba?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The latter. With the amount spent by the city on it being an order of magnitude larger than the listed price, obviously.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gifrel is a pretty accurate depiction of the average Russian "engineer"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people on committees being also imposter syndrome gays
        Isn't that literally all of them?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know what impostor syndrome means and you're making a complete fool out of yourself by using it in a way that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool story Ivan

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does; he's saying they don't feel as if they're competent enough to be deserving of their positions and thus are open to taking bribes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imposter syndrome is when you incorrectly believe yourself undeserving of a position and convince yourself you've deceived your way into it. These guys taking bribes and making fake robots are actually undeserving of their position. They don't have imposter syndrome, they're just imposters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a lot of the people on committees being also imposter syndrome gays
        Don't use a phrase if you don't know what it means.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It literally looks like Monke putin wearing a ninja mask
      this fricking timeline man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget its older brother

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally looks like a rock-em sock-em robot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lost my shit
        The frickin handguns
        Imagine the Boston Dynamics bot with an M4
        That would be pretty spooky but expensive
        Robot armies require mass production

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lost my shit
          oh boy do I have a treat for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_CDu1hYXxk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one was fake Russia MoD was not involved in this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this one was fake Russia MoD was not involved in this
        So the scammers put in all the effort to build a fake terminator while the MoD just ordered a child's toy off AliExpress and dressed it in a onesie?

      • 11 months ago
        äää

        do not speak for a year

        >this one was fake Russia MoD was not involved in this
        So the scammers put in all the effort to build a fake terminator while the MoD just ordered a child's toy off AliExpress and dressed it in a onesie?

        it's real and the russian government sponsored a number of media stunts.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEDOR

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They been doing this for decades.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spartan 300
      to be fair I never saw the first 299, maybe this is legit iteration

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Microsoft stealing Russian tech

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was it supposed to do? While the kinect sucked there have been a lot of interesting hacks using it's hardware.
      Using off the shelf hardware for military applications isn't inherently a bad thing either. Just look at what is being done with commercial drones.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something like innovative surveillance tool, if I remember correctly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Using off the shelf hardware for military applications isn't inherently a bad thing either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said look at small drones. They're cheap and effective in their role. In surveillance roles they don't even need to be modified.
          IIRC the military has also used off-the-shelf Xbox controllers in vehicles/etc. to control cameras/turrets. Not to mention things like radios/phones/computers/tablets and Starlink terminals.

          I'm sure the MIC could produce stuff that is even more capable but it would also cost a gorillion dollars.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Like I said look at small drones.
            >they don't even need to be modified.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qbr8XmG.jpg

      [...]
      A lot of Russian R&D is literally "mfw I lied on the resume but then I actually got the job."
      Combine that with a lot of the people on committees being also imposter syndrome gays 100% open to being bribed, and you get wasteful spending and embezzlement on a scale that would be utterly incomprehensible to even the most corrupt western official or politician.

      What was it supposed to do? While the kinect sucked there have been a lot of interesting hacks using it's hardware.
      Using off the shelf hardware for military applications isn't inherently a bad thing either. Just look at what is being done with commercial drones.

      I don't remember the details, but my professor in out 3D point cloud processing lecture said something about how the kinect has some proprietary tech that's really fricking good at 3D scans, so there are legitimate scientists who buy kinects to do scans and shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of how back in the days of the PS3 some companies were Black person-rigging sets of them together to make cheap super-computers.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some companies
          You mean US Air Force.

          https://phys.org/news/2010-12-air-playstation-3s-supercomputer.html

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny af, but could it work? Maviks are terrorizing both sides

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's funny af, but could it work? Maviks are terrorizing both sides

      Dog drones armed with rifles and anti-take missiles are something being worked on and will change the battlefield. Dog-legs and body shape are designed to get around both urban areas and difficult terrain. Streets and roads will be patrolled by tank drones and the skies by UAV's.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you were not the intended audience.

    This was for internal consumption. In Russia the ordinary pleb believes what they are being told in TV and don't bother to check anything. This mean they can pull out a cheap robot and claim it as a new superweapon.

    When they make propaganda directed at you, they will for example find a group whom you hate (Nazis, gays, lefties, righties, whatever) and make elaborate argument why Ukrainians are them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have been caught using fake robots before.

      At least that one was real and just bought off of the Chinese.

      Meanwhile you have brazen shit like this:

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think anyone with room temperature IQ (in Celsius) would think this is real

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lost my shit
        oh boy do I have a treat for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_CDu1hYXxk

        I remember an interview where Shaigu was telling the russian army is starting the serial production of soldier robots

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          here

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sheisty
    Challenge for Americans: Try not to use Black person vernacular for one day
    Level: Impossible

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is we allowed to use the vocabulary/grammar they just took from the rich southern whites they learned english from imitating?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        only stuff like y'all, 'sheisty' and many others are Black person exclusives

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like zoomerspeak.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can just as easily make up new words to capture the meaning of the old ones
            Orwell btfo

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you can just as easily make up new words to capture the meaning of the old ones
              That will confuse most (boomer) people, but I guess this has always been the case. Enjoy your nu-lingo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right I guess exclusive no longer applies but a lot of it is definitely spawned from AAVE

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >y'all
          >Black person exclusive
          subhuman pod-dwelling northerner detected

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            comma should've been a period

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you fricking moronic?
          y'all as a contraction is southern in general you dumbfrick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >y'all
          >sheisty/sheister
          >Black person exclusives
          What

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes the famous German-speaking Black folk of America.
      Its either a germanism or a yiddishism.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about. Sheisty (poo sheisty) is what Black folk call a ski mask/balaclava

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're the one who's read up on this kinda slang homie. sounds like a you problem tbh senpai

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely not. I've never once heard a Black person use that word.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > I've never once heard a Black person use that word.
            That's a good thing but it's absolutely true anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fun allowed: impossible

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >foreign opinion disregarded.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ali Sheisty and RPG linked up?! need it or keep it?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most hilarious part is that they picked such an easily recognizable one, but it was probably the only one that could even stand up with that on it's back even for a small demonstration.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they could have easily 3D printed out a new front plate with camera holes and then fit some different cameras in, but i guess soldering different cameras to the doggy pcb was too difficult for these Russian tech guys.

      >just put a track suit on it, nobody will of notice.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they present a robot which turned out to be a dude in a costume?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dat robot bussin at homies ong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me cut off on the right edge

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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