I need something to kill skinwalkers
>inb4 go back to /x/
They are too busy trying to summon succubus and tulpas
I need something to kill skinwalkers. >inb4 go back to?
I need something to kill skinwalkers
>inb4 go back to /x/
They are too busy trying to summon succubus and tulpas
we just want to frick em so you will have to find somewhere else for your answers
>frick the skin walkers litearlly
No shit, but I need know the best gun against them
You not shitposting, are you?
Oh yeah, I'm so going to bring a flamethrower to my hunting trip
I'm a different OP, but if you can link me to their threads that would be great
>I'm so going to bring a flamethrower to my hunting trip
Yes, if you value your life, if you don't want to heed my advice then shit go have a nice day by skinwalker, i don't give a shit
Alright. What flamethrower you recommend?
Bic lighter and hairspray
failing to acquire that just use your grandpa's M2 flamethrower
What about sparklers and those charcoal snakes?
Would dragon breath shotgun shells work?
no. get a real flamethrower. not an electric pump. not incendiary. not dragon's breath. a real proper flamethrower.
and if the game warden catch me walking around with a flamethrower?
well thats your problem
>game warden
where the frick you going for skinwalkers?
also, if he complains, he's a skinwalker.
that's what the flamethrower is for.
Are skinwalkers even on his citation form? I think not.
>also, if he complains, he's a skinwalker. If he doesn't complain he's an experienced skinwalker.
get a real flamethrower. not that meme pump gas shit. if you have one from ww2 laying around, fine, but thosre are heavy and collectible, which is to say expensive.
get an x15 or an x18. it'll run you about 3500.
similar to a good rifle.
Guilty
I need a skinwalker wife. We’d have 20 kids.
I'd frick it so hard.
thats some 10/10 wendussy right there
How about a gun?
Bear spray
Bear spray may actually be the stupidest invention of all time. Unless it’s intended purpose is to make a bear real frickin mad, in that case it works great
It’s good reducing hippies. In related news, bear anger levels up 750% before eating people.
>/x/
>practicing any kind of occult activity
could've fooled me
anyways, get a flametrower
This is the 4th thread you’ve made about this OP, why don’t you tell us what’s going on
You’ll want a double rifle. Why? Like with big 5 dangerous game, you’ll maybe have time for 2 shots and you won’t have time to reload like with a bolt or lever gun and you want the reliability of a double rifle. There are affordable ($2k) and decent ones out there. You don’t need a Westley Richards or a Heym etc. Just something in .444 Marlin or better.
And if I somehow fricked up my 2 shots, what would be a good back up weapon?
Probably dead/maimed anyway because you won’t have time for a 3rd. Like if a a bull elephant during the musth were charging you. But IF you had time, doubles reload surprisingly fast with practice. Dangerous game hunters tend not to have a backup revolver or whatever, they tend to have a buddy(s) with additional gun(s).
500 magnun
Seconding this. Mid 2000s Remington (pre Cerberus and made by another company for Remington) MR221s tend to go for sub $2k in the secondary market and came in .45-70. Really solid double rifle for the price.
stupid inbreed mem folklore
yeah its just druggies hallucinating shit in the shadow and having micro delays.
50 bmg
If skinwalkers exist, how come no one has ever captured a living one? Why is there zero concrete evidence for their existence?
They do exist
I rather be prepared for them
Because they're shapeshifted humans, and if you capture one, they'll just change back into an regular indian and call you a racist.
>and if you capture one, they'll just change back into an regular indian and call you a racist.
can confirm, this happened to me once
how much do they weigh?
what is their internal organ layout?
do they have a healing factor?
what armor rating is their skin?
those are kind of the minimum questions you need to know for weapon selection
No one on /x/ talks about tuplas anymore.
Ok given these things are some sort of demonic manifestation I’m gonna go with what other anons have told me in previous threads
>make a paste out of ashes of white ash tree
>pack them into the hollow point of a .45 cal + bullet
Alternatively I’ve heard anons say pack shot shells with silver buck, salt, holy water, etc
My theory of attack would be
>get a pose going with people you trust
>have a couple of them with repeating rifles (AR/AK/AR10/FAL) and a couple with big bore weapons packed with funny ash mix (45-70/44 Mag/500 S&W/12 Gauge slugs)
>unload on the mother fricker
>burn it
>don’t breath in any of its ashes
>dispose of them far away
But I ain’t killed one yet
To add onto the part about not breathing the ashes, I heard on Coast 2 Coast (NOT a good source of info but I digress) that a guy killed a skinwalker and it released this sort of dust and he breathed it and got really sick, then had to have a native medicine man heal him. Dubious info at best but better safe than sorry.
That was me. It wasn't the dust, it was a vapor like ammonia smell. Stay away from the smell in general.
How do I get ahold of holy water? Do I need a priest or preacher blessing?
You recommend gasmask or just regular mask for the dust?
Find a Catholic Church (Orthodox may work too, but avoid the sedes) you want some apostolic lineage. See if they do the old rite of blessings which include an exorcism of the water. I don’t know what the equivalent would be for other apostolic based churches. Also remember, it’s not some magic tool but a sign of Christs promise, evil beings usually exist due to flaunting the natural laws God put in place (City of God has some good writings on it). The key is to have faith along with it.
This also, ultimately holy water isn’t some magic weapon, faith in the Lord Jesus Christ is what will put demonic entities in their place
All I read here was “Hebrews are the holiest people on Earth, suck israelite dick.”
Do israelites actually get protection against skinwalkers or do they have to send in the goyim?
israelite wrote this
yep
I’d go to a Catholic Church or Orthodox Church and ask for some, I don’t actually know, I’m Protestant lol; I’d say if you actually manage to bag one without getting filleted I’d dispose of it in a full NBC suit and gas mask.
Y’all better have NODS and Thermals too, get a drone also
Actually frick it, might be safest to drone bomb the fricker de la Ukraine
450 kg og of AmOl and 1100 liters of napalm.
I don't know why you're so worried about it, skinwalkers aren't real. Even if they exist we wouldn't be a threat
This thread reads like Larry Correia is hocking a new garbage-tier book.
I wouldn't worry about it.
We're harmless.
If you ceased being so combative and instead bothered to understand that a nice shower followed by an unarmed walk deep in the woods is the best way to get in touch with nature and yourself, you would be a lot happier.
underrated post kek, i wouldn't worry about it!
Semi-auto .308 with bonded rounds. A galil would be your best bet.
Maybe get your gun blessed by a priest? I'd do that and then either take my PTR or a 12 gauge loaded with the hottest ammo I could find.
Why do you need to kill skinwalkers? Just set out a plate of raw red meat, and you'll keep them happy enough to leave you alone.
Go talk to a Navajo elder.
You can't kill skinwalkers in a conventional way.
I saw a Black person outside, does that counts as skinwalker?
I have heard many stories (Especially in Europe folktales) of people making the sign of the cross in front of a demon and it saves the persons life. So really
1. Actually accept Jesus as your Lord and savior
2. With faith make the sign of the cross and call upon the Lord Jesus Christ
That's it, These things are from another realm, you really thing something from earth will kill it? Only its maker can destroy that evil being.
You're in luck. It comes in pill form.
Also OP, where are you going to for this reason of hunting these beings?
And, finding supernatural beings like this is incredibly rare, and not common. You often find supernatural beings when your not looking for them, thats my expirence at least.
You said it yourself. They come when you're not looking for them.
The Hunter become The Hunted. It's like the feeling of the hair stand on your neck and you know there's something out there.
You also can smell either copper or blood, or sulfur. Sometimes rotting but that's usually associated with bigfoot.
Remember, only Christ can save you from the demonic, not some shotgun or flame or salt shakes or whatever. If you ever do encounter them, remember what I said.
Skinwalkers leave good tracks in the snow. I was tailing one for miles when the tracks just ended. I was deep in the forest and when I turned around to head back it screamed ahead of me, I have the audio of the scream, then about 5 minutes later I heard all of these weird tree knockings, I recorded those also.
Can you post them?
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Palemoon hates links
thank you
I don't think a 4 legged animal is capable of making those tracks.
If it was a 4 legged animal, it would of had walk in a certain way but it would of slowed it down to the point where you could of catch up to it.
Serious question: what’s their motivation to summon a tulpa?
If they are the ones that make you smell iron and lose track of time, good luck even aiming when you are more worried about why the arms holding it are now see through and look like part of the trees, and trying to figure out the difference between your own body and trees/tree bark during the encounter. A gun would probably be more dangerous than just waiting out the skin walker
if you seriously want to kill something get one of these in 45/70 and buy some of these
http://www.garrettcartridges.com/4570.html
id get the 540 grain ones probably.
I was told by anon no lever action
get a 50 beowulf ar15 then.
I'm so lonely and paranoid, I'd try to befriend the skinwalker.
>listen, I understand you want to kill, eat me, and wear my flesh, and while I don't approve, I do appreciate how transparent your motives are. it's truly refreshing
>skinwalker backs away slowly
>years later, the skinwalker recounts the tale to its children
the human tried to wear me, after a fashion. skin still on! he tried to enter my body without skinning me! I felt so dirty...
Why would you want to?
We just want to be friends?
do skinwalkers have individual names?
Yesss we do but the name is losst as we absorb new identities and skins
wait, the identities become a part of you? wat.
what is your name? surely, you remember it.
can you flip flop between skins once absorbed, or even mix and match them?
but seriously, are you capable of deferring gratification? sparing me would provide you with soooo many bodies.
After 600 years, and countless animals and humans added to my form, I forget my name
>added to your form
so you're like a hodgepodge or can you transmogrify at will? could you fully wear the skin of one or several people and just be satisfied as a regular looking human? well a beautiful human, but a normal human, nonetheless.
I could even fix or replace that keyboard so you no longer have a broken s key. I've spilled so much juice on my keyboards. I know the feeling of people thinking you're larping as some kind of snake fiend. lol just a sticky s.
Fiendishly
Rendering
Intestines,
Entrails
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Dicks to
Soup
so you're saying... they can cook? stop, you're only selling me on skinwalkers more.
listen, I will join green peace or become a park ranger, and provide you with all the fresh meat of stupid progressives you could eat. just promise me if I sleep with you it won't produce the antichrist.
and I guess friends let other friends wear their skins?