I need some creative ideas for how to force the owner of a defunct cast iron pipe to remove it. The pipe is sticking out of the ground around two meters high. The top of the pipe is open. I believe the pipe was formerly a water supply pipe.
I was thinking if I drop loads of meat into the pipe from the top opening it would start to stink and maybe the owner would then cut the pipe and remove it? Any other ideas? Alternatively if you have any ideas for how I can remove the pipe myself without using any tools or making any noise? Would pouring vinegar inside it do anything?
Why do you care about someone elses pipe? Gay!
what the frick
Vinegar would first clean it and slowly dissolve it
Straight bleach would get rid of it much faster
Frick bleach, get chlorinating liquid. It's like 12% concentration while bleach is between 1% and 3%.
And how much more is that than bleach?
Just run over it with your car. If he asks what's up, just say your foot slipped and the accelerator was stuck. If he doesn't care to take the pole out, he won't get a new one in.
Also, how about you ask him if you can just remove it for him? Maybe pretend you're looking for something like that to fix your basketball hoop and you thought it's not needed anymore.
Well you see, I locked my bike to the pipe and then lost the key. I need the pipe gone so I can take my bike home
>so I can take my bike home
Give it back, Jamal.
Cut the lock. What kind of stupid-ass story is that?
About tree fiddy.
>defunct cast iron pipe
how do you know it's defunct?
if it's actually cast iron then it would be very brittle, and break by just hitting with a hammer
>I need some creative ideas for how to force the owner of a defunct cast iron pipe to remove it
why?
OP dreaming about neighbors pipe again
Yes, OP, I have an idea for how you can force the owner of the defunct cast iron pipe to remove the pipe. Here are some steps:
1. Pour 5kg of baking soda into the open end of the pipe.
2. Pour 5L of vinegar into the open end of the pipe.
3. Take a photograph of the pipe.
4. Report the owner to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and let them know that carbon dioxide, a harmful greenhouse gas, is being emitted from the pipe.
By following these four simple steps you should be able to force the owner of the cast iron pipe to remove it. I hope this helps.
Thank you Anon-GPT
Weld on a sign that says homosexual. Ring the cops and say some guy has a pole that has a slur sign on it.
Get a ladder. Lift bike up
take a picture and put it on craigslist with the address and the title "free pipe, pick up only"
hit it with a sledgehammer
cast iron breaks easily