One leg and one arm mounted 20 gauge shotgun to be concealed in your sleeve and pant leg. Could be slamfire if you’re risky, electronic ignition if your a cool nerd that likes to over engineer, bullpup style long offset trigger is probably how I’d do it. Most reliable and safe. Could always fashion it into a sex toy to go frick yourself with if you choose to criticize my first idea.
One leg and one arm mounted 20 gauge shotgun to be concealed in your sleeve and pant leg. Could be slamfire if you’re risky, electronic ignition if your a cool nerd that likes to over engineer, bullpup style long offset trigger is probably how I’d do it. Most reliable and safe. Could always fashion it into a sex toy to go frick yourself with if you choose to criticize my first idea.
Make crutches into ammunition for a compressed air autocannon with magazine large enough to hold all crutch-ammo.
are you Jesus?
Use the tubing, with holes, for a garden trellis that sprays water over the plants underneath.
Scrap them. Aluminum is worth a little money
Electrify them to turn them into tasers for cripples
They make decent toy guns. If you have any zimmer frames, the feet on those make nice pretend stick grenades.
Scrap them.
Jungle gym
Make people crippled then give them aluminum crutches
If they're crippled hold the crutches just out of reach and require sex for mobility.
make 2 centipedes