I have just solved the minefield problem in Ukraine, have 500 jetpack troops jump behind enemy lines at night , am i the only high iq one here?

I have just solved the minefield problem in Ukraine, have 500 jetpack troops jump behind enemy lines at night , am i the only high iq one here?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have 500 jetpack troops jump behind enemy lines at night
    And then what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill the harvesters to cripple the economy, duh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hows the spacing guild supposed to function then?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the neat part, it doesn't.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow you know what would make it even better? what if you didnt even NEED the dude. right? think about it. you take the flying dude, and you make it a ROBOT. a FLYING. BOMB.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not enough

      >have 500 jetpack troops jump behind enemy lines at night
      And then what?

      engineer units clear the fields once trenches are clear and send in the tanks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you want the jetpack troops to jump right into enemy fire and still have the momentum to clear an enemy position and hold it long enough for engineering teams to clear the mines? Have you heard of Operation Market Garden?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >engineer units clear the fields once trenches are clear and send in the tanks
        Silly boy, you're so silly. Use magical satelite technology with mana crystal lenses that detects just about everything to find trenches with people, then send in the airburst fay.
        Trenches are now filled with slop formerly known as ziggers.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ethnic slur.. They fly now?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >am i the only one high here?
    FTFY.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but they would be useful to get over a mine field and into position by flying a few centimeters over the ground then discard the jetpack and start shooting.
    Probably faster than running in open field and we've seen plenty of dudes doing this.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >500 infantry with jet packs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is drone attacks on targets of interest before assault

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is SEAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uAPHrl8.jpg

      I have just solved the minefield problem in Ukraine, have 500 jetpack troops jump behind enemy lines at night , am i the only high iq one here?

      >2035, jump troopers try to leap over the minefields of the Pyongyang perimeter
      >KERCHUNK echoes out as literally 10K+ ZPUs, KPVs and 14.5mm rotary guns chamber rounds

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h Please!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hovercraft
      Would still set off mines, moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not according to Die Another Day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but that's not how the real world works, moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but that's not how the real world works, moron.

        Actually it has a good chance of not setting it off since the weight would be distributed across a huge surface area. Still hovercraft are kind of shit so I don't expect them to be useful even if they don't set off mines.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have just solved the minefield problem in Ukraine
    already done by this cope shoes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just using the original street shoes

      truly nothing new under the sun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cope shoes
      But those things genuinely work.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to do it is proper SEAD, followed by artillery/rocket drum fire on the defensive positions while breachers carefully clear lanes in the massive minefields.

    Guess who is the only country capable of performing this successfully. It ain't russia.. Those tards would go back to tunnel warfare.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get 500 men over an obstacle under cover of darkness
    There are far easier and less moronic ways of doing this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to do a HAHO drop or something in order not to get raped by AA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well if you had the budget for experimental jetpacks I assume you could fuel a high altitude aircraft for one night.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll take the high road

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were actually part of the initial donation to Ukraine but the Georgians stole them to use for ceiling yiff and accidentally jettisoned themselves, wolf masks and all, into a refineries' smoke stack.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just load the troops into cannons cartoon style then fire them over enemy lines. The ones that don’t die from impact with the ground will be strong enough to fend off enemy troops

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until they find out that you can tie an entire infantry squad together and fling them from a trebuchet. Then they pop base chutes before they hit the ground. Basically Moscow will fall in roughly two weeks.
      >An insider just told me that Putin has evacuated the Kremlin once he heard about the new trebuchet tactics

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have just solved the minefield problem in Ukraine

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    check out /misc/, they have a sticky for the 2nd anniversary
    complete with Russian music and dancing anime girls

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a more cost effective and practical solution to clean up those minefields. Just send people by force from other nations to die on them,

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super based
    >ironman Ukrainian conscripts absolutely crushing Russian conscripts into meat cubes under their jet engines
    Monke would be mad at unkown technology

    >verification not required

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have just solved the minefield probl-ACK

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