I have an infinite supply of pigeons
what can I do with them?
- sell them?
- turn them into dog/cat food?
- use them as fuel?
what else can I do with these useless fucks? is there any way I could modify them and turn them into a sex toy?
I have an infinite supply of pigeons. what can I do with them? - sell them? - turn them into dog/cat food?
>is there any way I could modify them and turn them into a sex toy?
Rip head off, insert penis.
So I guess I could put them alive inside a Biomass Gasification Unit
https://theconversation.com/heres-how-food-waste-can-generate-clean-energy-176352
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v4mOw5jtTU4
I might even use those fuckers to power up an electric generator, and cash it some bitcoins
It takes a while for a corpse to turn into usable Methane, but I guess its worth trying
https://australian.museum/learn/science/stages-of-decomposition/
would
https://www.directcremate.com/would-you-use-energy-created-by-dead-people/
Help me out and create a road-kill crematorium
lets make some energy
Sell squab or eat them yourself. Birbs are food.
Give them affection
Honestly I would feed the dogs and cats with them and cut down on the pet food bill.
I know someone who uses the to train falcons.
So they help with being spot benchers or like holding stop watches or something?
They help by being b8. And food.
Falcons hunt pigeons.
🙁
go on a shopping spree
They can be pretty cool pets and live for a long time. But you only need 2 to do that. 1 if you have infinite time to spend being it's bonded mate. The rest can make delicious squab supper.
/ck/
Get yourself an industrial crusher and start making mashed pigeons
The internet really was a better place back in the day
indeed.
Find a black guy for a mascot, start making ghetto foie gras
>turn them into a sex toy?
you just brought back some memories. 2017 when i was in prison a guy got send to the psych ward after a guard found a dead raped pigeon under his bed. also just eat them or their eggs
Was the pigeon dead before or after the assault?
>that guy was me
Anon really went with the idea of pigeons on the streets being free
Literally everyone has an "infinite supply" of pigeons lmao
Boil them in bleach and keep the bones.
Make fun bone art.