I have an infinite supply of pigeons. what can I do with them? - sell them? - turn them into dog/cat food?

I have an infinite supply of pigeons

what can I do with them?
- sell them?
- turn them into dog/cat food?
- use them as fuel?

what else can I do with these useless fricks? is there any way I could modify them and turn them into a sex toy?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is there any way I could modify them and turn them into a sex toy?

    Rip head off, insert penis.

  2. 6 months ago
    OP

    So I guess I could put them alive inside a Biomass Gasification Unit

    https://theconversation.com/heres-how-food-waste-can-generate-clean-energy-176352

  3. 6 months ago
    OP

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v4mOw5jtTU4

    I might even use those frickers to power up an electric generator, and cash it some bitcoins

  4. 6 months ago
    OP

    It takes a while for a corpse to turn into usable Methane, but I guess its worth trying

    https://australian.museum/learn/science/stages-of-decomposition/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

  5. 6 months ago
    OP

    https://www.directcremate.com/would-you-use-energy-created-by-dead-people/

    Help me out and create a road-kill crematorium

    lets make some energy

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sell squab or eat them yourself. Birbs are food.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give them affection

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I would feed the dogs and cats with them and cut down on the pet food bill.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know someone who uses the to train falcons.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they help with being spot benchers or like holding stop watches or something?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They help by being b8. And food.
        Falcons hunt pigeons.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          🙁

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    go on a shopping spree

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can be pretty cool pets and live for a long time. But you only need 2 to do that. 1 if you have infinite time to spend being it's bonded mate. The rest can make delicious squab supper.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    /ck/

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get yourself an industrial crusher and start making mashed pigeons

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The internet really was a better place back in the day

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        indeed.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a black guy for a mascot, start making ghetto foie gras

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn them into a sex toy?
    you just brought back some memories. 2017 when i was in prison a guy got send to the psych ward after a guard found a dead raped pigeon under his bed. also just eat them or their eggs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the pigeon dead before or after the assault?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that guy was me

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon really went with the idea of pigeons on the streets being free

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally everyone has an "infinite supply" of pigeons lmao

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boil them in bleach and keep the bones.
    Make fun bone art.

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