I hate these hats because I don't know if the boomer wearing it is an actual veteran or a "non-combat veteran".

I hate these hats because I don't know if the boomer wearing it is an actual veteran or a "non-combat veteran".

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Dad was a Marine in Vietnam. Did 3 tours & saw heavy combat. He thinks shit like this gay. Same with Vet license plates.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad sounds cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the US vet stuff seems gay to me. I don't really remember enough or like to think about the fighting I was in as a kid, not to sure about killing at all or what I've done but not worth worrying about as it can't be changed anyway but I sure as Hell don't want to wear a fricking stupid hat announcing it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Generally speaking, not always but 90% of the time, the people who actually fought don't advertise it while the /meg/ types who joined intel or maintenance and never stepped outside a FOB are the ones trying to milk social credits out of it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you love long enough the person that did that shit is long dead and gone and you are just someone else

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >live long

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is true. Most dont, I feel like their families make them and slap them of their heads once the become drooling and braindead so in case the get lost they are easier to find. Or they were frickin POGs who filed paperwork during, not in, vietnam for 2 years.

            Better memories that don't involve watching your buddies get shot does that.

            None of the above. It's simply a character trait.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is true. Most dont, I feel like their families make them and slap them of their heads once the become drooling and braindead so in case the get lost they are easier to find. Or they were frickin POGs who filed paperwork during, not in, vietnam for 2 years.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better memories that don't involve watching your buddies get shot does that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, how old are you. Those guys are getting up there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a couple that were really young going in, but are still obviously getting up there. Lots drank/drugged a lot after getting back but the ones who managed to steer clear of that and stay healthy, focus on family etc are still kickin around ok for old farts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad is the same way. He volunteered for Nam, went through some heavy shit, and can't stand this. He hates it because all the guys just want to talk about their glory days. As my dad says, a few years in the jungle didn't define me, the rest of my life did. Move the frick on.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? They were drafted and had the best years of their life stolen from them. Sure, it's worse if they saw combat but it still horrible even if all they did was fix AC inna FOB. Only veterans I will ever thank for their service are Vietnam and Korea vets (WW2 as well obviously).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you talk like a gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brave words, for a keyboard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they got to shoot m-16s, bbq with their friends, frick asian women with their BWCs, and get discounts at auto parts stores and gunshows with their veterans card, seems based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most draftees stayed stateside during vietnam.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ww2 vets
      Might need a ouija board for that one home. All the Vietnam vets today are looking like the ww2 vets from a decade ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/3rds of Vietnam vets were volunteers, draftees were usually sent to West Germany or South Korea

      I forget where I read this, but I saw a statistical analysis of both the teeth-tail ratio and the days of combat per year (so per tour, in Vietnam, roughly) compared for all US Wars and Vietnam had by far the biggest proportion of combat vets, and those had substantially more days in combat than troops from any other war, like not even close. Something like 70 days of combat for a 1 year tour, which is almost as much as an entire 4 year service history for a WW2 veteran. Vietnam was probably the most intense combat, infantry wise (and Navy tac-air wise) of all US wars based on what I read.

      The advent of helicopters meant that troops could be sent into combat far more rapidly and at a moment's notice, although it also meant that they were far more likely to survive thanks to the ability to quickly evacuate the wounded.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear an Iraq War Vet hat even though I never served lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this too and I'm also morbidly obese. Now, thank me for my service

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "What battalion were you in?"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SOF, under captain Price

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "The first one"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        69th

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seal Team 7, under direct command from Benjamin Ghazi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salute my wife, normie. She served meatballs at ikea that did more time than you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this too and I'm also morbidly obese. Now, thank me for my service

      Thank you Lt. Hassle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      family guy did an episode about that

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I earned my cape on mars, but I earned my citizenship on malevelon creek sonny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do helldivers train in mars? Wouldn't a low gravity planet be a terrible place to train?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forget where training took place but it's literally a 30 minute course before you get flash-frozen and dropped feet first into hell. Survival rate is something like 20%, and average age is 18 point something. You do fight actual bugs who can kill you during training at least.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noncom vet?

    Like what? Medic? Chaplain? Doctors? Mechanics? You want to tell these people weren't actually served?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >limited reading comprehension
      >reddit spacing
      >esl euro moron
      nice

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what will happen to all the hats when they all die. it's not like anybody else would wanna wear that stupid hat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In about 2040 they will get inexplicably popular with teens.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forget where I read this, but I saw a statistical analysis of both the teeth-tail ratio and the days of combat per year (so per tour, in Vietnam, roughly) compared for all US Wars and Vietnam had by far the biggest proportion of combat vets, and those had substantially more days in combat than troops from any other war, like not even close. Something like 70 days of combat for a 1 year tour, which is almost as much as an entire 4 year service history for a WW2 veteran. Vietnam was probably the most intense combat, infantry wise (and Navy tac-air wise) of all US wars based on what I read.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a boomer with a vietnam air cav stetson once. If true, he rolled harder than basically 99.9% of veterans.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stetsons are gay, anon. He probably sucked some good dick, though. I'm talking some toe-curling action.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actual veteran or a "non-combat veteran".
    They're both veterans. Soft-skilled MOS holders are mission critical, even if they are not directly taking part in hostilities. Just look at the Russians and their absolute shitshow of a military. Bully pogs, but don't mistake them for unimportant.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick delivers packages at 10PM?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but Amazon delivers 24/7 where im at which is annoying, they'll say out by 10pm and then drop it off at 2am instead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that company is fricked up, not even medieval serfs used to be so overworked. by a large margin, the average peasant worked 4 hours a day in the 13th century.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the average peasant worked 4 hours a day in the 13th century.

            Yeah but that's primarily manual labor, which is considerably more taxing on the body and was a contributing factor to the drastically lower life expectancy (even discounting infant and maternal mortality, people usually lived 20-30 years shorter than they do now)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont think an individual employee is expected to work 24/7 anon, generally they are broken into shifts. i imagine delivering packages after midnight is a lot easier than during the day

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Delivery drone here. The folks who deliver stuff after 8pm or so are flex drivers who use their own cars.
              I’ve had enough encounters with insane homeowners, and that’s in full Amazon blue, and getting out of the branded van. Flex drivers get shot on a pretty alarming basis.
              You could not pay me enough to get shot while trying to deliver someone’s dildo at midnight.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            For having a night shift? Or having a work week over 28 hours?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            medieval serfs had more free time, even after their own household chores, than anyone does anywhere now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the average peasant worked 4 hours a day in the 13th century.
            iirc, that number only applies to the work they give to their liege and not to the work they needed to do to provide for themselves. What's more, feudalism in medieval Europe tended to have a very heterogeneous character, meaning it's very difficult to come to useful generalizations on anything above a country-wide level as specific obligations tended to be different from fief-to-fief.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask your mother

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only one that I wear

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need this unironically

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh stolen dysfunction
        Posers are insufferable.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear a ww1 veteran hat sometimes

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had one made when I left the Army for lols. Ill never wear it maybe unless I turn old and senile. It started as a joke between myself and my soldiers. Not a combat veteran..but a vet of the disgusting things that happened there. Id post it but..dunno if I should dox myself

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >because I don't know
    Just challenge them, mention "stolen valor", say you died in Iraq for their freedoms and threaten to kick thier ass in fromt of thier deaf ugly fat wife who pulls trains. You'll feel better.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vietnam vets are either unfathomly based or incredibly insufferable. There never seems to be a middle ground. They’re either really cool or they’re still crying about people who were mean to them 50 years ago. The Vietnam War is one of the most interesting conflicts of the modern age and I have nothing but respect for the men who were sent overseas by the US government and bled and died in a land they had no reason to be in and all the bullshit they had to endure, but the boomers who STILL cry about it are insufferable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to do some HVAC service work for a guy that was a tunnel rat. he was a nice person, but I honestly felt like I didn’t even deserve to ask him questions about anything. hats off to anyone that legitimately had to do that shit

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always see the WW2 version of these in huge stacks and in stock at "outdoorsy" stores and I have to wonder who the frick is making them, who the frick ordered them and who the frick is buying enough to justify production?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to a vfw post in the southeast sometime. these people are unpredictable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna get a WW3 veteran hat and start wearing it around. If people question it I'll just start freaking out and screaming "WHAT YEAR IS IT OH GOD"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda related--is it homosexual to wear one of your medals on veteran's day with a suit jacket? That's the prescribed wear, and I don't really care boit wearing service dress at all

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite thing is to buy these and stick them in my friend's car, so when fuds see it they yell at them.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I earned this, buddy. You just wouldn't understand, you weren't there...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get those ribbons anymore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the war on terror one you still get, don't you? Since we still have that base in Syria?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We have boots with nothing on their uniforms walking around right now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit you're right, that's insane to me that people won't even have the dindu nuffin ribbon on their ASUs

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