I FUCKING HATE TILES

Please tell me there's a good alternative to using them for the wet areas of my bathroom.
Preferably something I can apply as if it were a paint or similar.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Linoleum is a common and cheaper alternative

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Linoleum is a common
      as a painter I've been in many bathrooms in freedomland, and I've never seen linoleum on shower walls.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a trashy bathroom just buy a full enclosure made of fiberglass. You'll have the nicest shower in the trailer park.

    Why do you hate tiles, easy af.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hate scrubbing those things, they have no support so it flexes and wobbles as you push the brush into it.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP is dumb though. Porcelaine tile is the king of water enclosures, but they'd rather roll some flaking garbage onto their drywall and call it a day.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Took me a minute to realize you’re not op and we’re talking about the fiberglass shower shells.
        I was like, wtf kind of tile wobbles

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are trash, they break if it has a fricking shampoo bottle fall on its floor, and are a royal b***h to clean if scratched even with melamine sponges and cleaner.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it possible to get one of those made of stainless steel or something? Like for Patrick Bateman purposes.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a Patrick Bateman salary?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just put one of these in for $10k

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can’t we have the full bathroom units like this in America? All I want is an enclosed bathroom with a drain the middle. Frick wood and plaster and shit in a bathroom

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assure the US is the main consumer of this kind of bathroom

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        We do, they’re great for rental units like apartments because you just throw it in and walk away. If it gets bad you rip it out and throw in a new one. Takes like half a day

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        We do idiot. Go to any hardware store

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100% sealed, literally cannot get mold

      honestly prefer it over tile tbh

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        idgi, why can’t it get mold? you will inevitably deposit detritus and the poor circulation from being enclosed will only promote mold growth

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm literally looking into this but with a tub for my own house since it's bulletproof. No tiles or grout to clean, no chance of getting cracks or grout flaking off, affordable, looks nice, plenty of shelf space. I might rent my house out one day and I feel like it would be a really low maintenance shower

  3. 12 months ago
    Bepis

    I’m with ya halfway, but here’s the protip: drop the fricking $90 on a cheap 7” wet tile saw and it will make life easier. I’ll break more than $90 worth of tile with the goddamn snap cutter if I don’t have the table saw.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They make snap cutters for the 24x48 tiles too.

      https://i.imgur.com/xr6SQ02.jpg

      You could go with back-lit agate or maybe malachite with gold accents, or amethyst (pic related)

      https://www.semipreciousstoneslabs.com/

      Is that rendered on a playstation one?

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truck bed liner

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    pressed concrete
    just use it in conjunction with a lot of glass and metal so it doesn't look too prisoney

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheet metal and solid surface are two options, they make the same stuff used for kitchen countertops in thinner sheets for wet area walls like shower stalls and tub surrounds.
    https://blog.solidsurface.com/make-corian-solid-surface-shower-tub-walls/
    The cheap ass version is FRP/styrene/PVC/etc. shower wall sheets
    https://www.lowes.com/pd/48-in-x-8-ft-Embossed-White-Wall-Panel/1000174771

    If you want something you can apply like paint you can use epoxy or linear polyurethane or some other I dustrial coation over a stable substrate, or....paint. You just have to maintain it in the face of relentless moisture and deal with what happens when it fails and leaks even a tiny bit.

    For that reason, I suggest you go for pure copper with folded and fully soldered seams on a custom pan like picrel.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could go with back-lit agate or maybe malachite with gold accents, or amethyst (pic related)

    https://www.semipreciousstoneslabs.com/

    • 12 months ago
      Bepis

      Holy shit this is what Mega Millions winners spend their money on?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      dam thats bomb, i mean i would choose lapis
      but yes gemstone tile is deff rich tier
      granite is actually pretty dope if you find nice one

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        lapis is damaged by water

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          dam. your right maybe
          cause their pyrite imedded in flakes sizes
          so it could rust

          well you cant go bad with a nice piece of granite chunks of quarts in it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats ill as frick. haters gonna hate. I'd have a whole bathroom complete with the rainfall ceiling, sauna function, a gold toilet with matching bidet, along with the backlit stone if i was rich.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This screams the indolent jogger who spends his money on frivolous items and such. Basketball Americans, mostly...

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        the image is from a stonefitting business in Turkey.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it were turkish it would have a cage or handcuff fittings for your Malaysian ladyboy.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    solid concrete
    Then paint it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did this, its called a plaster shower its an actual style. Its really fricking hard to make it look good, but its very easy to make a functional shower

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can buy the panels you can stick on the walls. Come with a beadlock corner joining strips aswell.

    I don’t know what they call it in your country but it’s called seratone here. Comes with different patterns, finishes. Marble, polished concrete, geometric shapes etc.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use natural slate

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't. It will hold onto soap and other junk. Use a shiny porcelain tile and seal your grout.

      t. the stone expert from all those threads.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can use fricking saltillo tile
    its really forgiving
    and its basically red brick
    like spanish style

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are giant pvc sheets to simulate various materials and patterns

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could do some kind of river rock like picrel. It's nice on the feet, and good traction.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in a house with that shower floor and my god it was good.

      • 12 months ago
        Bepis

        I had this strange uneven hexagon tile in my last house, some brown Spanish style. The first month or two it hurt my feet walking on it barefoot, the wife always hated it because it never looked as clean at white marble. But I liked it on my feet after those first few months.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are the best

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes the caveman side of my brain scream in joy, I WILL have this in my home.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that looks like a pain in the ass to clean.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hot water
        >soap
        >good firm sponge that can mold to the shape of the stones and grout whilst still having enough strength to resist deforming so pressure can be applied between the stones

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is indeed a pain in the ass when compared to anything else.
          An afternoon of pain tiling vs years rubbing stones

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had river rock floor in my bathroom growing up, super comfy

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do tiles now same size a sheet of gyproc at 2400x1200. 5mm thick. So you can do an enclosure only having seems at the corner with no grout lines. Cost about £1500 a piece though, so not cheap. Add in a glass panel door and your easy £4000 with all materials before installed. I've seen them being fitted few times and wouldn't recommend it DIY either with the equipment used

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      These massive plates are harder to properly install though, if you hate tiling you probably don't have much experience installing them.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I FRICKING HATE TILE
    SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE TILELAYER OF 20 YEARS

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sheet vinyl?

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stainless steel/copper sheet/aluminium sheets is gigabased and redpilled, I do not give a duck what anyone says.
    Don't get mouldy, don't crack and fall apart, easy to install, last basically forever etc

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prisonmaxxed and felony pilled

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, I too like to feel like I'm a pig in a slaughterhouse being cleaned for cutting.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh fee fees trump practicality
        Show bobs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a concrete floor?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a big fan of the concrete shower floor, however its an easy fit with a rubber mat. Pretty based mate.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have seen the light. How do you join corners tho

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        realized the whole thing can be bent and welded as a premade unit. with mounting points for comfy wood floor panelling that is also easy to replace. oh god this is the light

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          no ones going to bend you a massive stainless panel like that, and if they did it wouldnt be 100% perfect and it would look like total shit. And it would cost thousands. I had to get a tiny custom duct made for my hvac system 12" long and it was almost $200 out of the shittiest cheapest sheet metal possible. I cant even imagine how much they charge to work stainless

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just...do it yourself

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This also works for kitchens btw, theres a reason every high output one that makes thousands of dishes a day looks like this. Tiles completely btfo

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        A bet a tweaker would think he died and went to heaven after he breaks into this house. All that metal waiting to be scrapped, that's a couple months worth of meth.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >7M holder
        >only 2 big power sockets and 1 small
        >5M utilized
        why the frick

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if you scratch it

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would take some serious moronation to pull off and you can just buff it out pretty easily. Warping / dents would be a much bigger concern if it wasnt properly supported or secured to the wall

        https://i.imgur.com/rtlxFpu.png

        Just...do it yourself

        you just need a brake (but not a standard one thats several thousand, some kind of frickhuge industrial one that handles 8 ft panels in odd positions), TIG welder and 20 years experience and then it might look passable but probably not

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    full smooth polycarbonate corner encolusres seem pretty sweel not grout super smooth surface hard for bacteria ti stick

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only like bathtub showers
    If I won the lottery and bought a million dollar house, I'd have a tub shower put in. I really hate showering in anything else.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you anon. It must be my middle class upbringing they are max comfy for me.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    milkboard is your answer

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's microcement, you can put very thin layers and it won't crack and is also waterproof
    wouldn't diy tho

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      no such thing as waterproof cement. Just do a paint on waterproof membrane and top it with plaster like a normal person instead of paying out the ass for meme product of the week that wont exist when you find all the mold

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that poster, but micro-cement is just a given name for the product. Its got additives and shit in the mix which make it suitable and rated for use in wet areas like shower cubicles and bathrooms in general. Also can be tinted to different shades and colours. It can look really slick in a we designed b0VWTDJathroom

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this thread is a testament to how tiles are simply the best solution for a bathroom.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wagie cage is evolving.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the stainless steel idea the most so far, so you can plug up a sauna steamer with a one way lock and boil annoying guests like Bateman would

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