I found a bunch of rootber calcite near my house. I tried to sell it on eBay but no-one wants it. What should I carve i into PrepHole?
I found a bunch of rootber calcite near my house. I tried to sell it on eBay but no-one wants it.
I found a bunch of rootber calcite near my house. I tried to sell it on eBay but no-one wants it. What should I carve i into PrepHole?
If you're selling a 3 pound rock for $70, how much are you selling that 12 pound b***h for?
Maybe that's why nobody is buying...
about tree fitty
I was told it was worth around $600
Its a rock that you found outside for free.
I know what I have, no low ballers
>I know what I have
Sure thing buddy, you enjoy holding onto that rock
>Doesn't get the joke.
>no joy riders
So is gold.
I'm pretty sure gold is metal, not rock.
>oy vey goyim you didn't even pay a finders fee to a chosen it's worthless!
Divide that by ten and you're still too high. Hell, you can buy fairly big pieces of this stuff that people have put time into to shape and polish and it still sells for less than a hundred bucks. A raw chunk of this around baseball size is worth like $25 at the very most.
Yeah I don't think its worth it sell them I had to much fun finding them. That is why I am asking what I should have them carved into.
If you must you can grind them into spheres. But theyre trash. Nobody wants them. Especially at the source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=9GK5eFOgOWs
>Nobody wants them. Especially at the source.
advertise them in china as increasing your male potency
Won't work. It didn't involve killing endangered species.
it, uh, wiped out the rare and beautiful beer root plant
which also increased male potency
Mini rootbeer bottles, obviously
Donate one to your local natural history museum. You can have your name on the little plaque. Bring girls there to show off. And maybe get a tax write off.
You can't write off bringing girls to a museum
The IRS will frick you up during an audit
Seems like a legit work related deduction.
Shape it into something dumb and sell it on etsy. That's where stupid people overpay for useless garbage like that.
https://www.etsy.com/market/root_beer_calcite
If you have a good supply you should get in touch with rock and gem shops. Lots of them are interested in buying stuff like this for resale. Nonprecious stones sell much better in person where you can really see the beauty up close
>Why does no one want to buy my special brown rock
M8, smash a couple into smaller pieces, tumble/polish/clean the chunks, then find your local Wiccan crystal girl who already has an established etsy shop.
Let her handle the a la carte hawking and shitty wire israeliteelry portion, pay her with a big chunk and maybe split profits (take cash so only she pays taxes, lol), then affix a small plaque to the ass of the massive rock and donate/lend it to a museum.
Hell, what I would do is save a couple of the smashed chunks as cheap gifts for women into that shit.
>"Here's a rock. It can-" *Google it again real quick*
>"It can 'break up patterns, repetitive or toxic, and provide equilibrium, so the user can make better decisions.'"
Way cheaper than most gifts. Easy to store, easy wins.
Even better if you can tie it into their "deep brown eyes that remind you of the special rock."
Turn a small one into a decorative keepsake if you must, or split a small one in two for you and for partial payment to the crystal shop girl.
I'm not sure how much you're listing them for, but they're not going for a lot it, and that's after cracking them and putting some effort in.
They're also certainly not selling at the same rate as literally any other crystal/gem/mineral that isn't a weird brown. No one who wants that stuff wants that much of it.
Shit sells better in person or if they can at least see the inside, but not even people who process it into trinkets are begging to get their hands on a rough 12lbs stone of an unpopular product.
For maximum flex, I still say you should try and get the big one put on display in a collection. Maybe slice a face off and polish/clean to give a good gander inside. You could even split it top to bottom, clean down the middle, and go for getting into two collections if you're feeling froggy. Make them into bookends if you're set on being weird.
>selling rocks you found outside
>for $600
See this is why hamas fricks with you guys, just be normal and they’ll leave you alone
Grind it into powder and cure your heartburn with it.