Me neither. I also don't understand how every woman under 30 has an absolutely disgusting car.
Just wait until you live with a woman who isn't your mom.
Women are so fricking vile it blows my mind. Every woman under 30's house is a mixture of trash, shit, blood, and pet debris
https://i.imgur.com/ce0eNIW.jpg
Even most 18V vacs are meh, I’m not surprised a 12V wouldn’t be great.
My little 18V vac is great for sawdust though.
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I married a Latina and she cleans the house.
>I married a Latina and she cleans the house.
Latinas are the only except to this rule. They're born able to clean, cook, and organize. Later on they learn how to suck dick and pay the bills, too. Young men, find yourself a latina
>Young men, find yourself a latina
Latina's look good when but quickly turn into fat goblina's like the lady who killed Selena. I prefer someone like Zoe.
That’s only if you marry a Mexican or Guatemalan or some shit with a lot of native blood. I was just at Spanish mass yesterday and there were so many Colombian and Venezuelan MILFs there, and they take care of themselves without getting fricked up lip fillers and shit like white ladies. A lot of the South Americans, at least the ones who make it up here to the US, they have more European blood and age like wine.
Your sock isn’t extending your bloodline. Not worth explaining it to people who don’t know how fine all the Colombian and Venezuelan girls are. Think more along the lines of Shakira.
Have kids... (although I am not sure you should reproduce)... You will learn to function with a nice coating of 'kiddie varnish' on every fricking surface of your home!
What is kiddie varnish, you ask? It's a mixture of every bodily fluid the child is capable of producing, plus anything they ever eat, which they didn't like, plus any kinetic sand, play slime, and germ-ridden filth they can get through the front door... Generously hand applied and massaged into every surface they can reach!
Pro tip. Get a refurb Dyson V6 or V7 cordless stick vac with the HEPA filter and an adapter to make it work with cordless tool batteries. Dyson batteries top out at 2ah. Tool battery at 4ah doubles the runtime and you have both an upright and handheld with a power brush. Combine that with a steam mop for hard floors and you can have the house/car look like it was cleaned by an army of maids.
Dyson v8 needs 24v tool batteries such as Kobalt so it won't cut out on max, voltage drop is too high (acceptable voltage range changed on v8) with max power and powered brush. Zero issues with my v7 at max power and power brush.
I hate my regular vac with a passion: Wrestling it out of the closet, plugging it in, towing it around, getting the cord snagged, bumping my tow on the unit. I hate it. So I don't clean. Which is not good at all.
My thinking goes, a stick vac you unclip from the wall has the accessibility and ease of a broom, but it vacuums.
I know Dyson is the OG but several reviews have recommended a Samsung model. I live in a two room apartment so the short battery life should not be a problem for me.
I hate my regular vac with a passion: Wrestling it out of the closet, plugging it in, towing it around, getting the cord snagged, bumping my tow on the unit. I hate it. So I don't clean. Which is not good at all.
My thinking goes, a stick vac you unclip from the wall has the accessibility and ease of a broom, but it vacuums.
I know Dyson is the OG but several reviews have recommended a Samsung model. I live in a two room apartment so the short battery life should not be a problem for me.
you can replace the dyson battery for various cordless tool (mil/dew/makita etc... ) battery adapters that work well and don't add too much "clunkyness".
when the dyson stick I got for my fiance started dying she ordered the m18 attachment ($30ish). I gave her a couple 3a batteries and a charger and she loves it. She doesn't have to wait to charge the thing.
anyways what I'm getting at is you can probably find "broken" Dyson's for cheap and if you're already on a battery platform, just get the proper attachment and turn it into a powerful vac again. ofc the broken one needs to be a battery issue.
Oh yeah, I remember, the battery lifespan thing actually put me off getting a cordless stick vac. It's several hundreds of dollars and after 2-3 years the battery can't hold a charge... is this the case?
You should get more use than that out of a lithium pack. Most don’t brick themselves after 2-3 years of moderate use if they’re good cells and you’re not discharging and charging them super hot and fast. I think they’re claiming more like 1000-3000 cycles on quality 18650s these days, and then add age on top of it, but with 1x-2x a week use on a high end vacuum, you should be getting more like 5 years before a noticeable dropoff in performance and capacity
I need something like this for bird feathers. Got a little hand vac but because it has to attachments I have to hold the thing close to what I need to suck up so it'd blasting air at the back and even the smallest amount can send feathers flying all over. I ended up getting a shop vac for it but that was pretty stupid as I have to leave the shok vac outside the door and use the hose it came with around the corner otherwise it REALLY blows feathers fricking everywhere. Hate birds. Any idea how many feathers 6 parakeets and 3 wieneratiels produce? Frick.
That's more (and less) than most can say, touche
A dirty house pisses me off, I don't know how people can live in their own filth
Most people live like rats
Me neither. I also don't understand how every woman under 30 has an absolutely disgusting car.
Just wait until you live with a woman who isn't your mom.
Women are so fricking vile it blows my mind. Every woman under 30's house is a mixture of trash, shit, blood, and pet debris
>I married a Latina and she cleans the house.
Latinas are the only except to this rule. They're born able to clean, cook, and organize. Later on they learn how to suck dick and pay the bills, too. Young men, find yourself a latina
>Young men, find yourself a latina
Latina's look good when but quickly turn into fat goblina's like the lady who killed Selena. I prefer someone like Zoe.
That’s only if you marry a Mexican or Guatemalan or some shit with a lot of native blood. I was just at Spanish mass yesterday and there were so many Colombian and Venezuelan MILFs there, and they take care of themselves without getting fricked up lip fillers and shit like white ladies. A lot of the South Americans, at least the ones who make it up here to the US, they have more European blood and age like wine.
Pathetic cope for ending your bloodline.
Your sock isn’t extending your bloodline. Not worth explaining it to people who don’t know how fine all the Colombian and Venezuelan girls are. Think more along the lines of Shakira.
Have kids... (although I am not sure you should reproduce)... You will learn to function with a nice coating of 'kiddie varnish' on every fricking surface of your home!
What is kiddie varnish, you ask? It's a mixture of every bodily fluid the child is capable of producing, plus anything they ever eat, which they didn't like, plus any kinetic sand, play slime, and germ-ridden filth they can get through the front door... Generously hand applied and massaged into every surface they can reach!
You will love it!
What a gay moronic reddit spaced post
I clean my apartment with this
I might buy this, I've got their cordless shop vac and it works great for my job
I'm happy with it
based. if i didn't have to deal with cords i'd do it more often too
i have this exact vacuum and am a little disappointed with its power, even after upgrading to a 5.0xc.
Even most 18V vacs are meh, I’m not surprised a 12V wouldn’t be great.
My little 18V vac is great for sawdust though.
I married a Latina and she cleans the house.
i want one...perfect for the car, and i have laminate floors anyway...need to cash in my ihg points for some HD gitft cards
The dewalt variant is still kinda weak, but it gets the job done.
Prefer the cabled ones most of the time.
Pro tip. Get a refurb Dyson V6 or V7 cordless stick vac with the HEPA filter and an adapter to make it work with cordless tool batteries. Dyson batteries top out at 2ah. Tool battery at 4ah doubles the runtime and you have both an upright and handheld with a power brush. Combine that with a steam mop for hard floors and you can have the house/car look like it was cleaned by an army of maids.
Or use a dyson v8 but not max power with powered heads for some dumb reason it cuts out
Dyson v8 needs 24v tool batteries such as Kobalt so it won't cut out on max, voltage drop is too high (acceptable voltage range changed on v8) with max power and powered brush. Zero issues with my v7 at max power and power brush.
MtF or FtM?
Serious stick vac post: what should I get?
I hate my regular vac with a passion: Wrestling it out of the closet, plugging it in, towing it around, getting the cord snagged, bumping my tow on the unit. I hate it. So I don't clean. Which is not good at all.
My thinking goes, a stick vac you unclip from the wall has the accessibility and ease of a broom, but it vacuums.
I know Dyson is the OG but several reviews have recommended a Samsung model. I live in a two room apartment so the short battery life should not be a problem for me.
I have had good luck with a couple of Shark vac models. Dysons are good but not worrh the extra ~$200 to have some trendy vacuum.
>Dyson is the OG
overpriced garbage marketed to redditors. buy a miele.
you can replace the dyson battery for various cordless tool (mil/dew/makita etc... ) battery adapters that work well and don't add too much "clunkyness".
when the dyson stick I got for my fiance started dying she ordered the m18 attachment ($30ish). I gave her a couple 3a batteries and a charger and she loves it. She doesn't have to wait to charge the thing.
anyways what I'm getting at is you can probably find "broken" Dyson's for cheap and if you're already on a battery platform, just get the proper attachment and turn it into a powerful vac again. ofc the broken one needs to be a battery issue.
Oh yeah, I remember, the battery lifespan thing actually put me off getting a cordless stick vac. It's several hundreds of dollars and after 2-3 years the battery can't hold a charge... is this the case?
You should get more use than that out of a lithium pack. Most don’t brick themselves after 2-3 years of moderate use if they’re good cells and you’re not discharging and charging them super hot and fast. I think they’re claiming more like 1000-3000 cycles on quality 18650s these days, and then add age on top of it, but with 1x-2x a week use on a high end vacuum, you should be getting more like 5 years before a noticeable dropoff in performance and capacity
I need something like this for bird feathers. Got a little hand vac but because it has to attachments I have to hold the thing close to what I need to suck up so it'd blasting air at the back and even the smallest amount can send feathers flying all over. I ended up getting a shop vac for it but that was pretty stupid as I have to leave the shok vac outside the door and use the hose it came with around the corner otherwise it REALLY blows feathers fricking everywhere. Hate birds. Any idea how many feathers 6 parakeets and 3 wieneratiels produce? Frick.
Worst Milwaukee product ever was so fricking mad I got scammed by this
using the makita one with the cyclone thingy