I ain't BUILT for bears

I ain't BUILT for dem

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake the funk to get a one-in-ten chance at half a million dollars
    >put your ignorance and incompetence on full display, to include breaking your wal-mart folding saw on camera
    >puss out after seven hours, make up a story about a "bear charge" even though you had a camera recording you the whole time
    >spend the rest of your life avoiding family BBQs so you don't get roasted
    kek

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aus alone s2
    >It's in fricking New Zealand
    >zero danger
    >food everywhere
    >at least 4 people have already fricked off because so ronely
    >1 guy does nothing for 2 weeks and fricks off
    >muh abo culture
    >muh women
    >muh mental health
    Why do I watch this shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't make it through one episode of the first aussie shitshow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't make it through one episode of the first aussie shitshow

      Alone is hit and miss

      The australian seasons are a woke abortion

      I always thought the Aussies and Kiwis were like Florida but they seem really gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unsurprising really. They're like Americans but without even the smallest measure of freedom or rights.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The australian seasons are a woke abortion

        >ties up a tarp
        >strikes ferro rod a few times against wet wood
        >AAAAGGGHHHHHH
        >I'M KNACKERED
        >I'M FEELING SO TIGHT IN THE CHEST
        >ARGGHHH
        >COUGH COUGH
        >I'VE BEEN DOING STEROIDS MY WHOLE LIFE, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???
        >AAAHHH I'M SO SCARED COME GET ME

        LMAO what the frick is this? The whole first episode is people just sitting on the beach staring at the ocean while doing nothing. The animals aren't even afraid of them, they just hang around the campsite.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >before I get started I better do an abbo prayer to honor the natives
          >alright, time to do some awful freestyle rap, shit in my sleeping bag, try to illegally kill animals on camera and then quit
          It's hilarious and infuriating at the same time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I always thought the Aussies and Kiwis were like Florida but they seem really gay
        It’s probably more a casting thing, you’re not gonna see any Steve Irwins on that show

        Can't do that unless you let them range a lot further and actually hunt the game in the area. You've seen all the stupid restrictions. There was one stupid season where that guy got sick after eating a beaver that the only big game they could hunt were black bear. It's goofy as hell. That's not really surviving. And most seasons have stupid restrictions like that

        >that guy got sick after eating a beaver that the only big game they could hunt were black bear
        That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. They’re a million times more likely to get some horrible disease eating a predator like a bear that accumulates parasites than a beaver

        https://i.imgur.com/N9YBznt.jpeg

        >The australian seasons are a woke abortion

        >ties up a tarp
        >strikes ferro rod a few times against wet wood
        >AAAAGGGHHHHHH
        >I'M KNACKERED
        >I'M FEELING SO TIGHT IN THE CHEST
        >ARGGHHH
        >COUGH COUGH
        >I'VE BEEN DOING STEROIDS MY WHOLE LIFE, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???
        >AAAHHH I'M SO SCARED COME GET ME

        LMAO what the frick is this? The whole first episode is people just sitting on the beach staring at the ocean while doing nothing. The animals aren't even afraid of them, they just hang around the campsite.

        >The animals aren't even afraid of them, they just hang around the campsite.
        It’s because that area of Tasmania never even had a permanent indigenous settlement because there’s too little large game, not to mention the trout people were eating on the show aren’t even native

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could’ve at least done it somewhere in northern Australia with dingos and crocodiles

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this plus the woman putting a axe into her hand are prob the finest moments of proving you cant fake outdoor knowledge, then you have that gigachad in season 3 or 4 that lived in siberia and absolutely destroyed everyone

    they are always trying force some racial or girl boss bullshit ever season now, they always dredge up some annoying ass character and milk the footage to make like they lasted way longer like that dumb 1/2 british c**t in season 5 that faked her accent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that Pablo the diversity slug "won" by lying in one spot and refusing to do anything the show will be an endless parade of un-entertaining bullshit unless they implement some strict rules

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro the last season was won by a white high school teacher and it was the shortest yet because Northern Saskatchewan weather is just that shitty

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and just like I said, it wasn't entertaining
          >I'm hungry, better quit
          >I miss my fiance, better quit
          >I just came here to b***h about my dad, time to quit now
          >muh journey is complete, lol bye

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How tf could they even make a rule addressing that and enforce it
        >you're only allowed to starve if it's not intentional

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'd have to give them goals to meet at certain points
          >been out for two weeks? Let's see your shelter
          >got to the two month mark? You'd better have constructed some sort of food storage
          >100 days? Where's your statue of Roland, peasant?
          I know it would make it more like a game show, which sucks, but no amount of editing can turn hundreds of hours of "hurr durr here I am in my sleeping bag again, wallowing in my filth" into enjoyable TV. Survival exercise or no, at the end of the day it's a show for us to watch and people aren't going to keep coming back for "NapCam: when survival gets sleepy"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its quite easy how. let them set goals during interview

            That's fricking stupid. I'll take a few boring contestants over fundamentally altering the show by requiring arbitrary tasks
            Verification not required

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. enjoys watching one-hour compilations of people shitting in their sleeping bags
              Good for you, but some of us have standards

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And some of us want to continue watching the show we've watched 10 seasons of. What you're proposing not only goes against the spirit of the show but it wouldn't even work, there's really nothing you can do to stop someone if they decide they want to fast.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You won't be watching it anymore if every contestant just plunks their asses down and refuses to do anything, because anybody with more than two neurons to rub together will stop watching and History will drop it.
                >"""fasting"""
                Saying you're not even going to maintain a fire because it's too much work isn't fasting

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there's really nothing you can do to stop someone if they decide they want to fast.
                I think you can greatly mitigate it if you do not allow fat people in. They should have a body fat % limit or something.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fat people are too good at survival

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't do that unless you let them range a lot further and actually hunt the game in the area. You've seen all the stupid restrictions. There was one stupid season where that guy got sick after eating a beaver that the only big game they could hunt were black bear. It's goofy as hell. That's not really surviving. And most seasons have stupid restrictions like that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't stop fat people from joining unless you let everyone eat whatever they want
                Incorrect. I'll be the first to say that hyping up a season as "grizzly mountain" and then telling people they can't hunt bears is pants-on-head moronic, but that has nothing to do with keeping lards out in the first place. The show is about how you survive while you're there, not how many donuts you ate before it started.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. While that is bad. In the Beaver season they could *only* hunt black bears.
                It was pants on head moronic. And they're gps limited in their roaming range to a ridiculously small area. That's not a real test of skills, and if you're not gonna let them really use their skills you can't blame them for starting fat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not a test of skills unless you make it much easier
                >you have to let them all roam 5+ miles from their starting points or it isn't fair
                >that's why they have to be fat lards and make a really shitty show
                lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >girl boss bullshit
      I dunno anon there have been a lot of females that have done really well on this show. It doesn't feel forced. It makes sense as they have lower calorie needs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget the obese troony
      >I used to be a cop!
      >I have PTSD
      >Bear sniffs shelter
      >troony honks clown horn
      >Muh PTSD!
      >It’s not good to be good at violence!
      Frick off homosexual you got scared by a bear.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically, she later died for completely non-bear-related reasons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Self delete?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naked and afraid is better

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone watched Alone Sweden? Is it worth the download?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lay in one spot, but his time it's the fricking law

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *this time
        The feeling in my hands is getting all wonky, sometimes my fingers will move and hit keys and I won't even feel them typing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i have autocorrect

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about that guy from Georgia in the last season who had like 5 children but the only one he ever talked to and about during the entire show was his one autistic kid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After his third speech about his defective child I just skipped his video entries for the rest of the season

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his son posts on PrepHole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NIKOLAI MA moronic SOOON
      >NIKOLAI DADDY MISSUSS YOOOUU
      >NIKOLAI I MAADE YOUU A TOY MA moronic SOOONNN

      I call him rat king, I think if given a chance he would make a throne out of stuffed rats and sit in it while wearing a rat pelt suit.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    built for bbc (big bear wiener)

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, this ranks right up there with the spook drinking bad water and tripping his balls off. Season 1 had some of the quickest tap outs of the whole series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Motorpool jockey in OP's pic still holds the record at seven hours; I wonder if they set an unofficial minimum time limit because of him
      >if you tap out inside the first 24 hours we're not coming to get you, so don't be a pansy-ass b***h

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? It's hilarious, makes for good TV.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't get why he was like that. Every season of Alone on Vancouver island starts with "OOOAH HIGH BEAR POPULATION!!!!". I have difficulty believing there are people this moronic out there that even reach his age, let alone people who go PrepHole. Surely drinking some stagnant water takes those people out of the equation somewhere along the way.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funniest shit. I love it when people do well, but I also love it when there's a token idiot like this.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun series but it really went stale after starving became the meta.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You obviously didn't watch the seasons where someone hunted big game. Clay, Roland and Jordan were thriving more so than just surviving.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I killed a black bear with a tire iron. Dude brought the wrong supplies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, story?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funniest Alone season was the “Alone Together” one where two brothers found the perfect spot, and then one of them started saying that he missed his family, and the other one really didn’t wanted to go quick.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be inclined to disagree

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its quite easy how. let them set goals during interview

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe id be cool if they get help in the first week from their husbandos

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AYO, HOL UP *SMACKS LIPS* DEY BEARS OUT HERE? OH HELL NAWWWWWW I AINT BUILT FOR DEM BEARS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HOL UP, BEARS? YALL SAYIN DERE BE BEARS OUT HERE HELL NAWWWWWWWWWWW BRO I AINT BUILT FOR BEARS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought bears were just things you saw on tv Tbqh

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