Hungarians were big lads.

Hungarians were big lads.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or does she look horny?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't you be in the presence of a sword like that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are are you talking about? She thinks about how many cucumbers she can cut at once.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Certainly puts his face in a different light.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only acceptable response to large weapons. Anyone who behaves differently should not be trusted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >projection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's focused on the handle, women love big hands.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's thinking about the man who wielded that sword ravaging her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the man who wielded that sword ravaging her
        You mean like murdering her with the sword?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Realistically he was probably a berserker type who just liked killing people. She probably imagines him as some misunderstood gentle giant that she can "save".

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like the type of guy that says to his wife "if you call the police you'll regret it"

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is from the Kingdom of Hungary (a medieval state of Slovaks, Romanians, Hungarians, Croats, Serbs, Ruthenians, Germans), not modern Hungary (Hungarians after they pissed everyone else off).
    Guys from Hungary are actually manlets comparably, so it's a 50:50 whether it was some gigahomie Croat or a manlet Hungarian trying to compensate for his inadequate stature.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Dutchman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh I always though the US had the same height as white Euros 5 10 or so.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indians really are goblins.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either that or the ancient MAGYARS were gigahomies and their modern descendants are the lesser sons of greater sires and the offspring of marriages with womanlets.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is Poland a different color than other 1.74m countries, smells like an incomplete photoshop. I could be wrong though, I know little of Polish people other than that their women have immensely suckable and gropable breasts in my experience

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearing_sword

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the medieval version of picrel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans
        >Larp fantasy swords
        >In official capacity
        God why do mutts want to be white so bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post gun with timestamp

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the actual frick is that abomination? Looks like its straight out of some japanese cartoon.

          Those USAF swords are gifts for retiring officers. Rumours say that they're a private joke, and the more gaudy, the less liked was the person involved.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's worse than that, it's supposed to be a "thank you" from the enlisted force to an officer they actually like, somebody who's been good to them, and instead the officer circlejerk hijacked the whole thing and started dictating who gets it, basically just handing it out based on the most senior guy who doesn't have one yet, and that means sometimes it's given to an absolute douchebag that everybody hates. The gaudy swords aren't just a "frick you" to the disliked officer involved, but to the whole system for forcing it to be given to that officer in the first place.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So if a officer is really liked by the enlisted does he get a nice sword or is a it a still a gaudy one?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Usually a much more reasonable one from what I've seen. This design seems pretty standard, I've seen it presented to a bunch of different officers with just the command emblem changed, and I assume they're ones the enlisted have a more favorable view of.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still looks like a bad wallhanger.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know they're not meant to take it out to the backyard and cut up some water bottles, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the actual frick is that abomination? Looks like its straight out of some japanese cartoon.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for you

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasted digits

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are parade/ceremonial swords

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they were compensating for something?

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