How would you weaponize it?

How would you weaponize it?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Grandpop, bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, fuck that. That thing ain’t my relative.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Roasted lunch meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dickinsonia, potentially the earliest animal life to ever exist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dicksonia your face nigguh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/hDLWdBV.png

          a warrior awakens

          The absolute state of prehistoric creatures.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Could be worse

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My ancestor 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a warrior awakens

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lovely

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I-is that a 1.85m long tail butt plug?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dickinsonia??? I don't even know anybody names Sonia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what is it?
      Amy Brooke, 1,500,000,000 B. C. E.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but it looks like it's ready to settle down

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would leave them be. The ediacarian is a time of peace, of ethics, and justice. They had no need for our wars and cruelty. Were we only so lucky to spend our lives grazing the seafloor bacteria carpet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I had a time machine the first era I'd visit would be the one where trees existed but wood-digesting bacteria didn't. Must be a real vista seeing intact logs all over the landscape.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        honestly the landscape of the precambrian earth would probably be stunning, especially with how different the flora and fauna would be.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Depending on the eon your choices are actually hell, sulfur mountain, or some grass and jellyfish; there really wasn't a ton going on in the precambrian.

      • 4 weeks ago
        andy sixx

        that sound amazing and tasty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Were we only so lucky to spend our lives grazing the seafloor bacteria carpet.
      Filter feeding is the life.

      If I had a time machine the first era I'd visit would be the one where trees existed but wood-digesting bacteria didn't. Must be a real vista seeing intact logs all over the landscape.

      >If I had a time machine the first era I'd visit would be the one where trees existed but wood-digesting bacteria didn't.
      Most of wood degradation is done by fungus though and land was already readily colonized by various types of fungi. This is the reason the first land plants could colonize land to begin with, an organic strata of soil was already there composed of whatever dead fungi colonized it first.
      >Must be a real vista seeing intact logs all over the landscape.
      You wouldn't see that. Woody plants are pretty new when comparing them to their previous, green stemmed ancestors. What little plants you would see are either tiny shoots no bigger than a few centimeters, never far from water. At most what you would see is a small fern-like plant with no leaves, with around 8 equally long branches ending in a discolored club-like structure.
      Don't worry though, the scenery would be completely taken over by fungi, of all sizes, as far as the eye can see. Large fungal monoliths rise up 20 meters into the air. Most of it would be near rivers or the ocean though, most of the soil on earth is iron rich sand.
      That's more or less what I remember from university.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Large fungal monoliths rise up 20 meters into the air
        WEALTH BEYOND MEASURE, OUTLANDER

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im sick of this planet as it is today
    take me back to the golden era

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puddle hell

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    train them to succ dick.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it ready to settle down?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whether it could move at all is questionable

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Graptolites will rise again

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t
    If I remember correctly dickinsonia had no weapons at all

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