Cedar shiplap the walls. Remove the toilet and sink. Add a cedar bench and electric heater. Sauna now. Replace the tile floor with LVP so people know you can flip.
Don't fall for the bathroom meme. As long as you can wash and take a shit in there it doesn't need a full remodel. Think about how little time you spend in there compared to other rooms.
an hour per day, i guess > 15 min shit times 2 > 5 min piss times 3 > 20 min shower every other day (10 min.) > 5 min brush teeth once a day.
exactly an hour, but i was conservative in the times and time spent pooping amd peeing
>but i was conservative in the times and time spent pooping amd peeing > 15 min shit times 2 > 5 min piss times 3
brother, please take a look at your health. That is not normal. Imagine taking a dog for a walk and they're like "Hey, this is going to take half an hour"
You should be finished pooping in less than 60 seconds from the time you sit down, or else something is wrong. And if it's taking you more than 5 minutes to piss, then you need to see a doctor immediately.
>You should be finished pooping in less than 60 seconds from the time you sit down, or else something is wrong.
I don’t know ANYONE who shits this quickly I think you have something wrong. The only time I finish that fast is if I have the runs and then the other 14 minutes is occupied by wiping
I am not a shit expert, although I do have many thousands of shits on my record, but I have a hard time imagining that it's normal to need 15-30 minutes for pooping to happen. Are you guys waiting until you have to shit before going to the bathroom, or do you just kind of wander in there and then chill for a while and wait until the time comes?
I would call 15-30 minutes to poop as very constipated.
Also, I had a good friend die a few years back from prostate cancer and the symptom he had been struggling with for years before getting diagnosed was difficulty urinating. Apparently weak stream or difficulty urinating is one of the most common and clear signs that you may have an enlarged or cancerous prostate. If its taking you 5+ minutes to piss, then please for your own sake go to a doctor.
I love chilling on the toilet for 30 minutes and reading a book or shitposting. No need to force the poo. I’m sitting on the toilet now as a matter of fact. This is pretty normal I thought?
Why hurry? I leave time to engage the turds I birthed and have responsibility to like my piss jugs. Feces is nature's Play Doh. You can sculpt it, smear it on your chest, extrude then retract the stouter logs until they sever, and many other things.
Connisseurs don't call it "kaviar" without reason.
Not to threadjack but how do I clean shit, blood and tears off a fursuit? Asking for a friend.
Pop the tiles on the top of the lip up carefully and then mud them down at an angle.
If I was really remodeling this bathroom, I'd put in a low profile vanity, and either a new shower stall kit or I would retile, but either way, I'd put a door on the shower to keep the water in and make the space feel bigger.
A round bowl toilet (not elongated) would also make the space feel bigger
Literally came here to start a thread on this but I’ll be better to just high jack this one.
Not looking to full remodel. Just want to add some pizazz. What paint color would be good with this? Wife also wants me to paint the vanity and that mirror has to go. Thots? Pic related
Choose a theme. Like the beach or pirate or jungle or whatever.
Add floating shelves. Put plants and some theme items. A painting.
Get a tankless toilet.
You and your wife are moronic. It looks fine. If she just doesn't like the color, why are you asking us about paint colors? She ought to know what colors she likes.
Take her to home Depot and let her pick what she wants. Sounds like this is her job anyway and she just expects you to provide the labor.
Biggest thing is swap out your ventbox and fan in the ceiling, and make sure it vents outside. Maybe attic would be ok, if it's ventilated (depends on climate, code etc). Make sure the exhaust duct actually hooks up to it, and is cleaned, similar to how you clean a dryer duct.
Unbelievable amount of bathrooms do not have that maintained: it's loaded with dust, organic, the fan is bound-up, off-centered, the exhaust duct has layers of dust lint and such... and that's moist air, great for growing mold.
That's a $100 improvement that will help your bathroom dry out after you use it, Bonus to use one with a run-on timer, so when you flick the light off, the vent runs for an extra few minutes.
Tile the whole room and make the whole thing a shower.
>Maybe attic would be ok, if it's ventilated
It's against code to vent bath fans into the attic space. Even with ventilation you can still get mold. If you run them into the attic go all the way and cut a vent into the roof.
Add a friendly fresh and fun shower curtain.
Use a garbage can with a lid.
Get cabinet base to hide cleaning supplies under the sink.
Stuff on the toilet goes on shelf instead.
Finish with plant, scent and pads for girl bonus points.
Without going crazy, rip all the old shit out including the step-over.
Shower recess:
- new tile
- shower nook in wall (with no-fog mirror, shave in style)
- rainfall head and hand-wand
- Glass panel sliding door
Wet area:
- Floating sink/cupboard (conceal drain if needed.
- New mirror with LED and recessed medicine cabinet
- New toilet to fit existing waste (bidet maybe?)
- New Tile
- Half-tile walls
- Overhead storage over toilet (Single cabinet with shelfing next to window?).
Misc:
REDO all waterproofing applicable, especially the water stop at entry.
Vent/lighting(inc. heat-lamp?)/sockets- update everything to RCD.
Okay, may still be a crazy list setting you back $15K if trades do it all, but if you wanted to move the toilet an inch double the price haha.
Really, if you just did the vanity, removed the step-over and put in the glass door with a new lick of paint it'd be grand.
bidet, toilet medicine cabinet, window diffusion sticker remove those stink trapping curtains, toilet trashcan needs a lid women are gross i recommend a footpedal version, perfume in the bathroom sucks you get accustom to the scent, grout is a light color so you have a dirt gradient of coloring, two tone ceramics not an easy fix, pvc pipes cut at a 45 make a good tube rack for hot irons and hairdryers get them on the wall, gfci outlet chain a second one near the floor for a bidet, a wood toilet seat is warmer than plastic or metal bit out of place, but good features.
>get them on the wall
and hooked to power on analogue timer, twist a knob get an hour or so of heat creates a second safeguard against burn marks and makes morning routine easier,
Remove toilet, use sink to piss and shit.
Just paint the wall, everything else is fine.
In such a small space it is already set up to use the space efficiently as possible.
something like this over the toilet
Good idea but who buys a cabinet with legs?
i do, it keeps it from getting soggy, rotten or moldy in a bathroom environment.
Just nail the cabinet to the wall? Why does a cabinet need legs?
>something like this over the toilet
Way too danish!
I'd say only as high as the window seal though. It'd look like shit if it was much higher
I wouldn't.
is that your only bathroom? I'd consider getting rid of the shower, and using that space to make a nicer half-bath
Cedar shiplap the walls. Remove the toilet and sink. Add a cedar bench and electric heater. Sauna now. Replace the tile floor with LVP so people know you can flip.
Don't fall for the bathroom meme. As long as you can wash and take a shit in there it doesn't need a full remodel. Think about how little time you spend in there compared to other rooms.
an hour per day, i guess
> 15 min shit times 2
> 5 min piss times 3
> 20 min shower every other day (10 min.)
> 5 min brush teeth once a day.
exactly an hour, but i was conservative in the times and time spent pooping amd peeing
>> 5 min piss times 3
>5 minutes to piss
Get your prostate checked. It shouldn't take more than 60 seconds.
>but i was conservative in the times and time spent pooping amd peeing
> 15 min shit times 2
> 5 min piss times 3
brother, please take a look at your health. That is not normal. Imagine taking a dog for a walk and they're like "Hey, this is going to take half an hour"
You should be finished pooping in less than 60 seconds from the time you sit down, or else something is wrong. And if it's taking you more than 5 minutes to piss, then you need to see a doctor immediately.
>You should be finished pooping in less than 60 seconds from the time you sit down, or else something is wrong.
I don’t know ANYONE who shits this quickly I think you have something wrong. The only time I finish that fast is if I have the runs and then the other 14 minutes is occupied by wiping
I am not a shit expert, although I do have many thousands of shits on my record, but I have a hard time imagining that it's normal to need 15-30 minutes for pooping to happen. Are you guys waiting until you have to shit before going to the bathroom, or do you just kind of wander in there and then chill for a while and wait until the time comes?
I would call 15-30 minutes to poop as very constipated.
Also, I had a good friend die a few years back from prostate cancer and the symptom he had been struggling with for years before getting diagnosed was difficulty urinating. Apparently weak stream or difficulty urinating is one of the most common and clear signs that you may have an enlarged or cancerous prostate. If its taking you 5+ minutes to piss, then please for your own sake go to a doctor.
I shit they quickly, I'm surprised you have such a problem. You're definitely dehydrated.
I love chilling on the toilet for 30 minutes and reading a book or shitposting. No need to force the poo. I’m sitting on the toilet now as a matter of fact. This is pretty normal I thought?
That's how you get hemorrhoids.
Why hurry? I leave time to engage the turds I birthed and have responsibility to like my piss jugs. Feces is nature's Play Doh. You can sculpt it, smear it on your chest, extrude then retract the stouter logs until they sever, and many other things.
Connisseurs don't call it "kaviar" without reason.
Not to threadjack but how do I clean shit, blood and tears off a fursuit? Asking for a friend.
>5 min piss times 3
>5 mins to take a piss
>only 3 times a day
How big is your bladder?
Any reccomdations for stopping water from pooling on the lip and shelves of my mediocre shower?
Pop the tiles on the top of the lip up carefully and then mud them down at an angle.
If I was really remodeling this bathroom, I'd put in a low profile vanity, and either a new shower stall kit or I would retile, but either way, I'd put a door on the shower to keep the water in and make the space feel bigger.
A round bowl toilet (not elongated) would also make the space feel bigger
Stop having a seizure while showing
Heated soaking bath.
Toilet tank sink
Prison tier.
holy hell that looks terrible; do you really gain anything by removing that sink?
Wall mounted cabinets and a compact toilet will make all the difference or if you have have extra cash to blow consider a tankless toilet.
>retile shower
>remove curb
>install glass
>replace pedestal sink with vanity that has more counter
>circular and backlit mirror
Literally came here to start a thread on this but I’ll be better to just high jack this one.
Not looking to full remodel. Just want to add some pizazz. What paint color would be good with this? Wife also wants me to paint the vanity and that mirror has to go. Thots? Pic related
Choose a theme. Like the beach or pirate or jungle or whatever.
Add floating shelves. Put plants and some theme items. A painting.
Get a tankless toilet.
You and your wife are moronic. It looks fine. If she just doesn't like the color, why are you asking us about paint colors? She ought to know what colors she likes.
Take her to home Depot and let her pick what she wants. Sounds like this is her job anyway and she just expects you to provide the labor.
Suprise her with this
beautiful
Biggest thing is swap out your ventbox and fan in the ceiling, and make sure it vents outside. Maybe attic would be ok, if it's ventilated (depends on climate, code etc). Make sure the exhaust duct actually hooks up to it, and is cleaned, similar to how you clean a dryer duct.
Unbelievable amount of bathrooms do not have that maintained: it's loaded with dust, organic, the fan is bound-up, off-centered, the exhaust duct has layers of dust lint and such... and that's moist air, great for growing mold.
That's a $100 improvement that will help your bathroom dry out after you use it, Bonus to use one with a run-on timer, so when you flick the light off, the vent runs for an extra few minutes.
Tile the whole room and make the whole thing a shower.
>Maybe attic would be ok, if it's ventilated
It's against code to vent bath fans into the attic space. Even with ventilation you can still get mold. If you run them into the attic go all the way and cut a vent into the roof.
>no sink
>washing your hands, ever
Add a friendly fresh and fun shower curtain.
Use a garbage can with a lid.
Get cabinet base to hide cleaning supplies under the sink.
Stuff on the toilet goes on shelf instead.
Finish with plant, scent and pads for girl bonus points.
You put way to much effort into this edit for no (you) so here you go. Don't do that again. You deserve a better board, Anon.
Without going crazy, rip all the old shit out including the step-over.
Shower recess:
- new tile
- shower nook in wall (with no-fog mirror, shave in style)
- rainfall head and hand-wand
- Glass panel sliding door
Wet area:
- Floating sink/cupboard (conceal drain if needed.
- New mirror with LED and recessed medicine cabinet
- New toilet to fit existing waste (bidet maybe?)
- New Tile
- Half-tile walls
- Overhead storage over toilet (Single cabinet with shelfing next to window?).
Misc:
REDO all waterproofing applicable, especially the water stop at entry.
Vent/lighting(inc. heat-lamp?)/sockets- update everything to RCD.
Okay, may still be a crazy list setting you back $15K if trades do it all, but if you wanted to move the toilet an inch double the price haha.
Really, if you just did the vanity, removed the step-over and put in the glass door with a new lick of paint it'd be grand.
Noted for LED mirror
Tfw no shitter in the cabinet
my thread died so here is mine that I'm in the middle of. Tiled around toilet instead of under because we needed a toilet on site
They have so much room. Yet they put toilet adjacent to the bathtub. Why?
bidet, toilet medicine cabinet, window diffusion sticker remove those stink trapping curtains, toilet trashcan needs a lid women are gross i recommend a footpedal version, perfume in the bathroom sucks you get accustom to the scent, grout is a light color so you have a dirt gradient of coloring, two tone ceramics not an easy fix, pvc pipes cut at a 45 make a good tube rack for hot irons and hairdryers get them on the wall, gfci outlet chain a second one near the floor for a bidet, a wood toilet seat is warmer than plastic or metal bit out of place, but good features.
>get them on the wall
and hooked to power on analogue timer, twist a knob get an hour or so of heat creates a second safeguard against burn marks and makes morning routine easier,
Good idea
It’s fine, you just use that place to shower and shit once a day anyways