How would you reform the Helldivers corp and arm them against extraterrestrial threats?

How would you reform the Helldivers corp and arm them against extraterrestrial threats?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reform implies that our brave men and women in the Corps are not fighting at 100% effectiveness at all moments of the day (and the night!). I'm contacting my democracy officer!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reform
    Watch your mouth!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about a cup of shut the frick up civilian.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reform?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did someone say Reform?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick it's literally the same art style and stilted as frick speech as the comics I wrote in elementary school
      Wasn't the guy like 60 when he started this shit?!?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    more urban deployments

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Super Earth and Mars have a liberation meter
      You know they're getting invaded at some point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EDF and Hell Divers go on a joint OP
      >Cities razed to the ground
      >Entire races genocided by uncaring accident
      >New geographical features permanently etched onto the planet's surface.
      >Neither of them have deployed yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I see nothing wrong there.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the premise of OP's post. The Corps are already perfect. I think OP needs to do a little less redundant thinking and trust Managed Democracy.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reform

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >anything popular is reddit
    Now THIS is reddit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you see here on PrepHole the only videogames that you are allowed to like unironically either have to be made before 2010 or be obscure and preferrably slavic jank. anything else is sovless and reddit and bad. sorry, i dont make the rules

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gaming peaked at Halo: Reach

        I could get behind this.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is unbelievably bad with insane draw-in to hide the 16 polygon count for running on international student laptops.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saaar please do not redeem that laptop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly bot, they're talking about Helldivers 2, not ARMA III Custom Missions.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dissolve, bomb from Orbit.
    >verification not required

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the bugs live underground.
      And who's gonna align all those radars, recuse the scientists, drill E-170?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    helldivers gets a lot of hate on here because most posters have exactly 0 friends who they can play the game with lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are kids these days too sheltered to play with strangers? One of the best groups i played with were some dudes speaking durka durka the whole time. Back in my day you'd challenge random 30-40 year old pedophiles at the mk2 cabinet and like it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play it with randoms almost exclusively and it’s more enjoyable in silence instead of listening to little b***hes complain about shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think headsets are just out of a lot of peoples budgets these days if you don't want one that gives a double whammy of migraines and tinnitus after half-an-hour.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I use my old wired phone earphones just fine ever since my current phone got rid of the earphone socket a couple years back

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laser designators for stratagems.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a big one. Would save on weight, because imagine lugging around all those designator orbs, and it'd make hitting moving targets a hell of a lot easier.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    garbage tier game

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, im enjoying the game with my boomer friends but you are shilling way too muich this game on /k/ with shitty unrelated threads lately.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starship Troopers for zoomers

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Year 2184
    >Still using the Carl Gustav
    Based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably still getting concussions as well

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't really matter when your expected lifespan in the field is measured in seconds, admittedly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      84mm of Frick Off never goes out of style.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teach them the basics of CQC.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make them MORE xenophobic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. The solution is Xenophilia.

      Violent xenophilia.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forceful xenophilia? Perhaps with some rope and roofies?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More C01 permits.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have not received notice that C-01 permits are back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't stop me!
        Call the democracy officer, hell call the fukicng Super Private!
        I'm gonna make new Helldivers, for Freedom!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are, the last dispatch said they're once again issuing C-01 forms. You can now have sex, after waiting 180 days for the form to be approved as is customary.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DLmo8oi.jpg

      I have not received notice that C-01 permits are back

      https://i.imgur.com/DWdq0Al.png

      You can't stop me!
      Call the democracy officer, hell call the fukicng Super Private!
      I'm gonna make new Helldivers, for Freedom!

      They are, the last dispatch said they're once again issuing C-01 forms. You can now have sex, after waiting 180 days for the form to be approved as is customary.

      C-01 is only for 'acts that may result in children'. You can still recieve head in the wienerpit of a Pelican.

      >verification not required

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        C stands for Cum, anything that may result in the discharge of semen needs a permit.

        >head
        She can spit it out and then there is unlicensed semen running about

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then the illegal act is spitting it out.
          All girls swallow in HD.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, just clone your dad, bro.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clones? Undemocratic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rare helldiver whose body was intact enough to warrant a coffin instead of the ceremonial Bucket of Dignity.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terminid fricking shits.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between Super Earth and Regular Earth anyway?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The S stands for hope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >President of Super Earth Clark Kent will be attending festivities on Malevelon Creek and award the rank of Super Private to the three Veterans that are still alive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shitty one still has Russians, Indians and Chinese still on it

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new 'marksmans rifle' is literally just an upgrade of the penetrator liberator.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nonstop orbital bombardments. Most of the on the ground stuff is kind of pointless.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The financial and social economics of Super Earth requires boots of the ground soldiers expending equipment and dying.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More/bigger artillery. Sometimes a member of your squad survives a 380 bombardment, so obviously there should be something bigger.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better guns. Issuing the Sickle was a move in the right direction, costs be damned.
    I want Managed Democracy's enemies to truly fear the killing potential of even a single Helldiver.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up shill

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make them Mobile Infantry with fully automatic nuke launchers, intercontinental supersonic jump packs and troll terror bombs to leave in Skinny churches instead of whatever gay underarmed zoomer version of it that Helldivers is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.
      Would also love a game that goes hard on the suit side of power armour. Only game that gave me the somewhat feel of that is ExoCorps, and thats an Arena shooter that still won't come close to the goofy shit that Starship Troopers suits can pull.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fencer from EDF is pretty decent. The mobility is not as good as MI but you still fly better than the class with an actual jetpack.
        But the weapons is where it really shines like SST. Getting four different weapons with two usable at any given time. They range from full auto shotguns, vertical launch missiles, canister artillery, mortars, metal boxing gloves, flame throwers. The list is pretty impressive.
        Flying around a battle field locking onto targets to unleash a rocket barrage and when you land you ship out your massive 120mm sniper cannon and snipe an aliens head off before leaping away to smash giant ants with your turbo power fist.
        EDF 6 when.
        Tangentially related does anyone know games with a heavy lean on calling in supports like HD stratagems or EDF Air Raider?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Possibly Insurgency: Sandstorm if your playing the squad lead, as you can call in artillery, airstrikes and attack helicopters down on enemy positions.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >EDF 6 when

          Summer, they pushed it back because they presumably didn't want to compete with Helldivers. Seeing as the games play very similarly, this was probably a wise decision.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarven Miners >>> Super Earth Helldivers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left 4 Dead 2 is still the best horde shooter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did I hear a rock and stone?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ROCK AND STONE!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    big sad that the heavy machine gun is so useless compared to the lmg and gpmg

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the latest FOTM? How long until the zoomers drop this game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s popular and probably worth calling fotm, but it’s legitimately fun.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How? Trannies asked them to add gay flags, and in response the devs banned them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe you, proofs?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just google, it was a big story
          >arrowhead bans people asking for pride capes

          I'm not going to spoonfeed you moron Black person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so you're lying and trying to send me on a wild goose chase

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not lying but also not my job to feed you crayons you fricking groid. That said, the /misc/iforinians that said they would shoot rainbow capes on sight also got banned. Keep twitter politics out of fricking games by all means.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Senator revolvers as standard issue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      heh

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if they launched in groups of 256? that would be like
    >counts on fingers
    a LOT more democracy!

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More kinetic weapons
    No energy homosex weapons

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >4 active helldivers per super destroyer with most senior being in command of each squad
    >4 super destroyers assigned to work together, again, most senior helldiver is in command of the platoon
    >up 16 man drops if necessary
    Helldivers slaughter bugs and automatons right? We can always slaughter them harder and more helldivers means more dead bugs and free scrap metal that can be turned into even more guns and bullets!
    >no stratagem restrictions provided ship is capable and supplied
    >design reliable higher penetration weapons with respectable magazine capacities to be issued as the new standard rifle, call it the "Democratizer"
    >allow helldivers to drop with the Stalwart instead of needing to call it in, if they can do it with the eruptor it's small enough to fit too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >special defense mission
      >almost all enemies are heavies hulks, tanks, chargers, bile titans etc
      >High Command sends a Naval Dreadnaught mission for support
      >infinite stratagem use

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We shall name this manoeuvre "Steel Rain!"

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Game looks pretty gay if I'll be honest with you. Like a more half-baked and flat ground Left 4 Dead.

    If you like it, more power to you, but it looks like online gaming is buttfricked with zoomies not wanting to voice communicate and now AI monitors banning you for saying frick too many times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but it looks like online gaming is buttfricked with zoomies not wanting to voice communicate and now AI monitors banning you for saying frick too many times.
      I'll be the judge of that. If the ai bans you for benign shit like using expletives, then yeah that pretty cucked, especially in a game where you're larping as xenocidal manic psychopaths. I think the devs for this game are alright though, since they banned everyone asking for troony flags lmao.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood why L4D was so popular honestly. The gunplay was fricking dogshit, like I don't usually care but holy shit, and the missions were like "gather ten cans of gas to start a car"
      Anyway I think the friendly fire + stratagems really makes the game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also making teammates mandatory to break pounces and smokers was lame. If you were the last man standing you might as well commit sudoku

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have to remember the times. This was Xbox Live being like the first widespread play-with-other-people without sitting in the same room. And you could actually download games straight to your damn console instead of hemming and hawwing about $60 or going to Blockbuster to rent it for 10.
        I had more fun in the free demo of that game where they gave you the first level than a lot of games now. You had a cadre of folk who'd played that one level so much that we do it on expert, and it's always new since it spawned the zombos dynamically. Oh shit, there's a witch here. Tank here? Shoot shoot shoot! Get him up!

        I think it was more of a social thing, but being made by Valve means it always is rock solid. Look at how Half Life, Counter Strike, and Team Fortress held up.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's too much slack and faffing about in the corp. I think reductions in salary, leave time and other perks would be useful to bring the troops back in line, fresh and motivated for what really counts: Super Earth.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LGBT capes are a must

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