How would you handle this situation if you were the Russian hiding under the tank?

How would you handle this situation if you were the Russian hiding under the tank?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surrender

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see that thermal blanket? he was asleep. there was no chance to surrender.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about the half hour in-between the 12 drone grenade drops? Think they could have come out with their hands empty in those 6 hours?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they literally had to come back the next day with drones AND THEN send infantry to finish them off because they just couldn't get the angle with drones.

        After grenade 7 they would have come back to find me waving my tighty whiteys on a stick.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no chance you could out of there alive without surrendering.
    why didnt they sleep in the tank?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen or been inside a T series tank ?
      Its fricking miserable

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wave a white (French) flag from under tank and hope they dont shoot me, its obvious you are fricked when they are jusy casually nading you multiple times until its dark and again at first light.
    Or, when it was dark make a run for it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wondered why didint they do that, i assume they assumed that ukies had thermal/night vision and observing them or if they retreated they would have been shot by the blocking detachments or they simply did not know how fricked they were in the first place

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white (French) flag
      >le French surrender meme
      you have to go back

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced the "surrendering french" me was a psyop.

        French have historically been based to America. We might even owe our becoming a country to them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've actually mulled this thought around a lot. It became turbo charged in the Zionist wars (Iraq, Afghanistan) because the French didn't want to join the endless wars. So the machine went full anti-french. The more you learn of history and warfare the more you respect the French, same with the psyop that Napoleon was short. He was actually slightly above average height for that era. I'm not really sure WHO is so hell bent on making U.S.-French animosity so high but I do recall lots of antisemitism coming from France and stuff like that camp of saints so it's easy to connect the dots. Also, they generally fight for workers rights, retirement pensions, and wages... Which would be just awful if Americans did anything similar. I mean we're cattle to be run dry and thrown out in the dirt while endless waves of immigrants replace us. How dare we try to get anything extra from our labor?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, DA JOOZ are responsible for an 80 year old stereotype born of the woeful French performance in WW2. Well mulled, hero.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the french army totally didn't go on strike during WW1, it's all a israeli psyop guise

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hands flat turned upwards, screaming surrender

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    video

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get bombed by drones, shot by BMP and grenade-tossed by ukrop squad
      How does gigahohol manage to outgun them so badly?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will drones have an arm to launch grenades in an angle?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kind of surprised there's nothing like an M203 on a drone

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol at the helmet coming flying out from under the tank.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      video

      Is there an uncensored version?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he felt good tossing that nade?
      I am getting Mariupol over the wall nade vibes from this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think he felt good getting annihilated by a Russian artillery shell later that day?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          His ancestors are smiling at him, Vatnik. Can you say the same?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly, yes, the vatnig’s rapist mongoloid ancestors are smiling and proud of his raping and utter moronation

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That same artillery probably made it so that it did feel good and deleted any chance for Russian to surrender.
          I accept your statement as a metaphor
          >later that day
          Profs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zigger shells?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      vibe check.webm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to be a fly on the wall inside his brain listening to his internal monologue for the last 3 seconds of life

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4QsblQB.jpg

      I'd like to be a fly on the wall inside his brain listening to his internal monologue for the last 3 seconds of life

      >with a new Lada my parents can go anywhere they want

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could've dug around the tank a little better and shot the guy before he dropped the nade.
      But hindsight is 20/20

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he ok?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes he is ok.
        he just posted a couple minutes ago at /k/

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dismount the pkt from turret and mow everything down until help arrives. Use tucha grenades to cover my flanks while Im reloading

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In this video they give russians multiple oppertunities to surrender but they never do and choose getting grenaded instead.

    I wonder if they're all convinced they'll be tortured

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I blame Wagner and the hammer video

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I blame Wagner and the hammer video

      this
      Also lets face it, much of the Japanese population thought that the Americans were going to go on a fricky fricky rape babyeating fest if they managed to conquer the home islands.
      Mobiks probably got fed some similar lie, that Ukrainians would take turns raping every hole God drilled into their slender frames before finally castrating them.
      As usual, every accusation is a confession when it comes to vatniks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you think their minds coped with the fact that those men just lived in a POW camp rather than the horrors that propaganda taught them?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This war is going to produce some incredible documentaries.
      I am expecting full budget Chernobyl tier tv-series

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        we will get at least one "hold the line" mission in azovstal in a game too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obligatory STALKER 3 plotline.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, that's a beautiful picture. War is like that sometimes, I guess.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is some nazi execution of armless prisoners?
    they use em for combat training?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      These "armless prisoners" had guns, used them and refused to surrender.
      As some dude said: human life is cheap in ruyssia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        where i can buy cheap Russian e-girl?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait a little longer and you can get them for free.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            UUOOOHH I can't wait until I can get my own Sasha-chan who I can feed chewed pizza straight from my mouth

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mail order brides take renminbi now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't use them, he could've shot the hohol before he threw the grenade if he wanted. And the guy was injured too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They shot at a drone before.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They shot at a drone before.

          well frick a drone is a combatant so it's fair game you shoot at our $16 robot and we'll frag your ass lmao this war is such a festival of morons

          inb4 someone calls me a russian or a bot or something idk

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm sure he is just shooting at drones, not people! let's send 58571372 to capture him!
            frick off with risking the life of your squadmates for some mobik.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >well frick a drone is a combatant so it's fair game you shoot at our $16 robot and we'll frag your ass
            Yes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize they are soldiers and not police right?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              actually I didn't know that but thanks for letting me know in that case let's use chlorine gas and willy petes because frick it they're not police this is war you see an injured guy trying to catch some rest you fricking shoot him in the head 10 times point blank easy kill frickin mack on b***hes with your KD ratio abracadabra my dick in your mouth frick homie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s no need to get upset

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not upset don't really give a frick either way it's just funny because if the tables were turned and the guy under that tank was a ukie you'd all be screaming your heads off about warcrimes and i find that most amusing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you'd all be screaming your heads off about warcrimes
                Provide one example where people did that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh both sides
                I haven’t seen the Ukrainians post a castration video

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why pay israeli doctors when a Russian bvll can transition you for free? That piggie is living a happy life now as a bvll's wife

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                or drone videos where they are sucking eachother's wieners. Or videos where they're anally raping conscripts. Or any other gay shit, except the odd western troony. Russian army is like a big gay parade.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you see the eye gouging one?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't really give a frick which is why I made 5 moronic posts about it
                >it's just funny because (strawman)
                What's your IQ?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two ukies got executed point blank in a trench just because one of them kind of reached for his gun when a russian snuck up on them. Barely anyone said "war crime" even then.
                For some reason it's the russian shills that love throwing war crime card at everything

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds implausible or staged 2bhwy, the russians are known for respecting the Geneva convention

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >invade country
            >shoot their shit
            >don't surrender
            >"nooo why are you shooting at me, you should be treating me nicely and risking your lives to send me to a comfy POW camp in the rear for the rest of the war!!!"
            lmao no
            get fragged

            >inb4 someone calls me a russian
            I was thinking more like "moron", it seems apt

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          well frick a drone is a combatant so it's fair game you shoot at our $16 robot and we'll frag your ass lmao this war is such a festival of morons

          inb4 someone calls me a russian or a bot or something idk

          >don't surrender
          >shoot at drone
          >get naded
          >wtf this is literally a warcrime!!
          ok moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            let's be real they naded him manually because they couldn't get the drone to drop a nade without getting too close for him to shoot it down

            no chance you could out of there alive without surrendering.
            why didnt they sleep in the tank?

            because it was partially destroyed and drone could easily pop a nade in there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ludi u nas mnoga

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To the very last Russian!
    We'll never share our sacred boyhole to the Ukronazi!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surrender or die anyway

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    call the surrender hotline or produce some makeshift white flag with my shirt, then decide on a religion and slowly walk out praying

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put my sock on a stick and wave it around. Literally anything on a stick and wave it around at that point. Its kinda pathetic, but hey, if it gets you out alive than who gives a shit.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sutck in the middle of no mans land, hiding under a burnt out tank with ukis approaching, just surrender, the only damage you can possibly do, is make the Uki waste one grenade on you

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny how russian terrorists are still trying to play the victim in this war. No ivan, death and destruction is coming to your door.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ukraine just needs to push Russia out and then invade Russia and really bring the damage home to them. If they knew what it was like to have their cities bombed and civis raped they'd think twice about invading another country.

      Probably 1-2 weeks and we should see Ukraine making strong advances towards Moscow. Putin better smarten the frick up.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    trigger a turret toss and hope it lands on the ukrainian

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smartest Russian tactician.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I were Russian I'd welcome death.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Exit the Bardo
      >Reborn as a Russian again, just in time to grow up during the warlord era
      AHHHHHHHHH

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't enter the situation.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    As opposed to the sledgehammering, the raping of babies, burying mass executed civvies that didn't die immediately alive, the castrations, the beheadings, etc

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I mean, I know they have certain surrender protocols so it’s a gamble of if you get a group that has NATO watchdogs like the green berets or if you get a regular unit and finally the real believers

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Which really doesn't mean anything when you realize that the guy that zip-tie'd your wrists to take you in got it a tiny bit tighter than completely comfortable counts as torture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >POWs were beaten, shot in the legs, stabbed in their limbs, electrocuted, subjected to mock executions, threats of sexual violence or death
      ...or tight zip-ties apparently, source: (You).

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1. start immediately jerking off
    >2. after I cum cut of my penis with my knife
    >3. surrender with your cut penis in your hand
    >4. When they accept your surrender, get out your pistol, and shoot at your cut penis and shout : SWEET BETTY PARLOUR!

    Always be unpredicatble!

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You notice the green tape, surrender and immediately build rapport by lamenting how both of you were conscripted into this war and you just want to go home.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would shout "I surrender, tell me what to do" again and again in the hopes to survive and to get home.

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