how would you block the view of the house accross which mogs you by having a view into your "garden"
(sorry this is UK, we live in either cheaply constructed deano boxes or tiny old moldy asbestos pods)
fences have some upper height limit i think
trees that grow thin and that high up might take years, and have to remove that dumb astroturf and slates
You could maybe do a sun shade type thing over where you sit. That would likely block some of it.
I would suggest essentially large gazebo.... But I doubt you could get permits or whatever permissions the UK requires.
Try something like picrel on the front half of the yard. Neighbors probably can't see the back half. To test this walk towards that back wall. One you lose sight of the top of the window, you are essentially where they can't see you unless they are on a ladder or something.
Picrel can come down pretty easily if someone causes a stink about it, but they generally look nice, so you probably won't have any issues
>permits
Americans are so cucked lol
You don't need a fricking permit to put up a tent in your back garden in the uk
A gazebo is a permanent structure, one which requires a permit.
Put it on wheels
unironically is this a real loophole?
Sometimes. It's half the reason for "mobile" homes that just really shitty ranchers that got delivered on a trailer. How it varies is entirely based on the laws where it is.
Depends on the regs in your jurisdiction. As mentioned this is why mobile homes are a thing in some areas. Since it isn't a 'permanent structure', it doesn't get included in the valuation of the property for tax purposes. Had a weird uncle that lived in a very nice mobile home on 15 acres of land. The only perm structures was the well house, so his property taxes were around $14 a year (1990s dollars).
In the UK, pretty much. It's used a lot to circumvent planning laws on billboards. Erecting a billboard in the countryside is hugely unpopular and will never get planning permission. No one can stop a farmer leaving a huge board up on his old trailer. Similarly with caravans and cars. If it's got wheels it's a whole lot harder to get anything done about it
>The number of absolute rust buckets I've seen with huge billboard's bolted to roof is insane
Really missed the chance to call his Paladin a Pavillion
>coming from people who have to have a permit to watch tv
Put up a frame and hang a large white sheet to block the view.
Then use a video projector and run movies on it. If the sheet is thin, the neighbors will get to watch it also.
Wait... you don't want them to watch?
exactly. make them regret watching. a few months of butthole sunning and they will put foil over their windows and possibly gouge out their eyes entirely
Plant fast growing trees
What's the diversity situation over there? Is your country really getting overrun with Blacks and mudslides?I was just in Berlin and man the amount of Muahammadans their... they don't even attempt to speak or learn German either.
Not op but I live in an extremely diverse city in the UK (~65% white). The good news is, on the whole they tend to clump together so you can just live in a different part of the city. I live on an ex council estate from the 70s that still has a few council properties knocking about but mostly bought out through thatchers right to buy. It's all old people here, a few young white trashy families that either inherited or bought here to be next to their half sisters cousins dog walker. There's one Indian family in the 200 odd houses on the estate and tbh they're pretty chill. They're actually a bit too middle class really. I rarely go in the city so I dunno about the city centre, I go in to visit the pub and it's an old white man's ale dump kinda place anyway.
>5/10 I'm selling up soon and moving to the country
fricking move