How would an actual civil war play out?

How would an actual civil war play out?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao leftists are fricking mentally ill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like what a Basement Dwelling PrepHole larper would say.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most anons look like top one physically

        TRIPS YO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've put on some weight but my job is pretty laid back so I might go back to doing some cardio.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This must me a troll post. No one is that delusional.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I look like bottom and I will NOT stop being a fat neet
          Pay for my healthcare wagie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You literally post here all day troony, get a job, bum.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With me not participating, because what is there to even fight about. I'll just be picking off both sides from my ivory tower

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ivory tower of your mother's basement! Either way, frick Black folk and frick israelites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      smartest move it so side with the winner

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whichever half controls the military wins, they declare one side domestic terrorists and send in 1 apache to deal with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the 'just send in the apaches' approach didn't work in Vietnam, Iraq or Afghanistan, why would it work here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because this time the targets are carrying phones everywhere they go

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I concede that is a good point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This made me think up an interesting thought experiment. In a civil war it seems obvious that our power grid would fracture, but I never thought about the internet infrastructure. It would also fracture into multiple large heavily firewalled networks. Important cables would be destroyed that connect enemy territory and satellite connections would also be audited. It would be a huge network restructuring. It might even take us out of the internet and leave us in our own split up intranets. Since information based warfare is the primary tactic of the 21st century the internet would be one of the most critical resources to control.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i think what would happen is that these corpos would be trying to keep their infrastructure intact. it's not that hard to just turn off the internet in certain parts but it's really what sides those corporations would take if any

            i don't think civil war would be done across state lines though

            power is different than internet because power is a utility. your power can come from any power plant

            the people who made the internet were a lot smarter than modern code monkeys. they had a lot of redundancy put into it. it's a miracle that such a manmade resource that could (and has) been dropped by simple mistakes still works

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because most of our populations are demoralized lazy frickstains that would quit and roll on their back over "hardships" like no coffee in the morning?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          N...n..nn.....no coffee? End my life now sigh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it did work until we decided it didn't
        those were political decisions because the wars in question had become unpopular or politically expedient

        the US obliterated ISIS in iraq with air power, the iraqi army basically just drove in opposed and recaptured those cities

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >3 countries with people who live in harsh environments and survive
        Cut the power and water lines for 1 week. Americans would be dropping dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The military would almost certainly fracture on a state by state basis at the very least.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really dont agree. I am not a civil war historian but we should look to history for this in some context but also because of tv the amount of propaganda and conditioning the military has right now. I really dont think the military would fracture.

        The only way to really combat this is with huge sustained public will while gorillas hit targets in covert ops. However with media in the state it is, unless the state of the us got really bad (read, food shortages, millions of middle class unhoused) constant public support for gorilla ops would not be a thing. Military will not fracture unless the vast majority of Americans they run into are willing to take a bullet in protest.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not to be pednatic but this is not strictly speaking a civil war

    a civil war would involve a shadow government claiming soverignty over the US and large regular armies in uniform

    this is just civil unrest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people wish this could happen. American gov. has made it almost impossible for this to happen. if you talk about anything, they just come and arrest you and label it terrorism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they just come and arrest you and label it terrorism
        Which, strictly speaking, it is. Frankly I wish the US government would do more in the name of counterterrorism. Tired of these morons on either side of the aisle calling for armed insurrection.

  5. 2 years ago
    ENTJ

    It won't get to that stage relax

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do leftists seem to be obsessed about a new civil war happening? Kinda weird that they would be talking about it so much considering they're the the anti-guna anti-violence crowd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Abortion was taken away from the female coomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they still source most of their cultural and political memes from their "roots" in the 60s, when whole new left movement was controlled and bankrolled by Russian spooks. Who in turn wanted to meme civil/race war in the USA to reality.
      Neomarxist left in the west is solely a result of injection by foreign (mostly Russian) powers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were just circlejerking as pacifists when it was right wing extremists on the offensive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >when it was right wing extremists on the offensive
        when was that? All the far right ever does is shitpost on the internet and fall for fed honeypots whenever they try to meet IRL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Come to think of it, pretty sure all the far left groups are fed honeypots as well except unlike right wingers who mostly jump ship when they realize this, the leftists just double-down and run along with whatever the feds want

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the US had a civil war China would win.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering who is on the left I don't even think the right will have to ro anything. Thise morons are too happy to get their own if he misses the new ABCD bingo. Even if they don't kill each other most food producing areas are fully republican so starvation will be a huge problem for all those lefty land whales

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But they won't starve. Like you said their land whales so they have all that stored up fat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fat people can starve, though it's actually more like running out of certain nutrients

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They will tho, it willtake more time but fat ain't that great if it is the only energy source. Also having no food will still cause damage to digestive system.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How would an actual civil war play out?
    Immediate Chinese / Russian land grabs.
    Europe/Australia = fricked.
    America is no longer a superpower, at least for 5-10 years and depending on the rest of the World.

    • 2 years ago
      ENTJ

      Thought I told you guys not to worry about about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean immediate Canadian landgrab
      We're taking Alaska, try and stop us mutts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why the FRICK.
        Would you take alaska? Frick that man, I'd just let them fight over it, if I were you.
        Anyways, it's a good thing I'd be there to cap you in the back of the head before you made the call. Just couldn't let you give them an enemy to unify against bud, sorry

        • 2 years ago
          ENTJ

          Becasue Alaska has oil

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't even begin to go into the amount of problems that will present.
            Needless to say, it's not as simple as
            >now we have oil
            You also get a bullet, for namegayging.
            >t.cointel

            • 2 years ago
              ENTJ

              >I cant even begin
              Good, we dont want to hear it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Becasue Alaska has oil

          I can't even begin to go into the amount of problems that will present.
          Needless to say, it's not as simple as
          >now we have oil
          You also get a bullet, for namegayging.
          >t.cointel

          Actually it's not about the oil, it's part of a larger plan to unify every frozen shithole part of the world into Greater Quebec

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This made me think up an interesting thought experiment. In a civil war it seems obvious that our power grid would fracture, but I never thought about the internet infrastructure. It would also fracture into multiple large heavily firewalled networks. Important cables would be destroyed that connect enemy territory and satellite connections would also be audited. It would be a huge network restructuring. It might even take us out of the internet and leave us in our own split up intranets. Since information based warfare is the primary tactic of the 21st century the internet would be one of the most critical resources to control.

      Because of you morons I think this planet is fricked.

      Like what the shit. Land grabs. Then sneer at whatever opposition. Glee. How the frick are we supposed to save this planet when you treat lives, environment and everything like if it was some fricking video game? I absolutely despise evil stupid frickers like you. Please for fricks sake, die and never breed. Frick you. Wastes of air. Frick you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >save this planet
        No thanks, burn it all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll save you some seething, it's not going to be saved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think the land grab is as likely as you think. Remember we still have nukes and a third party entering the arena would re-solidify a civil dispute.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It won't lol.
    I'm not planning to go out shooting right wing dudes anytime soon, lol.
    and anyone actually rightwing wouldn't really want to shoot me either, because we at least share some of the same libertarian values.
    If there's a civil war it will be manufactured and fueled by an intelligence agency or something.

    Our real enemies are afraid of what happens when we band together. Because they want to be the only ones doing it. Republicans AND democrats, it's all one big club-- I'm not in it, neither are you. I have no plans, even in times of unrest, to enter combat against my fellow countrymen.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody did anything during the fentanyl floyd fires
    the average american is way too lazy to participate in a civil war

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PrepHole larpers are too lazy to trick out their guns
    they'd just use whatever setup is popular on /k/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >setup
      I think they will use just a sight, or use a base unmodded gun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      M1 Garand.
      Thank you, I want to kill my target on impact.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        souvl and based gun

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please americans just do what your good at and kill each other

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    obviously right wingers, maybe in the future it will be more even but that isn't now.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eurogay here. Is America actually headed for a proper civil war or is that just moronic exaggeration?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's headed for a fake civil-war, yeah.
      The government wants us to fight each other so we ignore the fact that the political elite are re consolidating power continually, and cutting the middle class, and average man and women OUT a little more each time. They've pretty much gotten the ball rolling to the point where there's no stopping it.

      But no, you stupid fricking eurogay, we're not about to start shooting each other

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would require something shifting that directly impacts the comfort of a large part of the population. Roe vs wade doesn't reach anywhere near that threshold on it's own. The pandemic lockdowns kinda nearly did but there was just enough appeasement (stimulus) and lack of a clear 'enemy' that it didn't quite go that way. Energy/power/fuel crisis could potentially get you there, as could food shortages, but they would also have to combine with there being a clear enemy or sides to take.
      As long as the population is broadly comfortable, there's zero chance of anything close to civil war.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The electric grid being down for two months would be the thing I think. It would take coordinated gorilla action to do it, but it is the only thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But then who would be fighting who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The electric grid being down for two months would be the thing I think. It would take coordinated gorilla action to do it, but it is the only thing.

        Aren't burgers dealing with a 150% increase in transportation costs and food shortages right now? Civil wars often start when people realize there isn't enough food for everyone anymore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, and that could intensify/sustain. But it turns out those things were cheap as all frick to start with, so there's a lot of ceiling before you start to get to actual crisis points. Plus, as I keep saying, for it to be a civil war and not just civil unrest there would need to be some kind of polarization into tangible sides that then conflict with each other. If it's just 'everyone's struggling', that's not a civil war.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure the MAGA conservatives and BLM leftists reached the point they believe in diametrically opposed realities at this point.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that pic
              What if they're both terrorism? Sure shitting on the walls is based and Florida man stealing Nancy's podium is hilarious, but it doesn't make it any less terrorism. Terror threats such as chanting to hang Mike Pence still counts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is a difference in escalation. One group had a day of chanting angry slogans, walked around a federal building, filmed themselves pulling dumb pranks, and then fought with the cops when they realized they weren't being let out. The other group started by doing the same but was allowed to escalate so much a couple dozen people got killed, hundreds of buildings got burned, and billions of dollars in goods got looted. The situation is clearly asymmetrical

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The situation is clearly asymmetrical
                True. Although part of it might also be because the riots went on forever whereas the Capitol thing only lasted a day. Not that I could even imagine what it would be like if it went on for as long or in as many areas as the BLM thing did.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to imagine. Just look at the Canadian trucker protest. They did an actual peaceful civil disobedience demonstration that lasted 3 weeks and the federal government activated the new renamed war measures act to frick their shit up against the recommendations of the city's police chief that never even liked the protestors. Their leaders are literally still in jail without due process months later for charges that come down to telling people to block a secondary street that happened to be in front of a federal building

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Capitol rioters are getting fricked too. Our government has run out of patience.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Run out of patience for what? The kind of people who don't agree with their elitist policies but only protest about once every 10 years? While other types of people protest every week but that government actually let them do as they please because they can be use to further their elitist agenda?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. There would need to be a shift into visible fascism and then a strong organized counter movement that would have the means to either have a gorilla war with cells, or political authority to secede. These are not set up for now. Political unrest could happen to the level of the French Revolution and then have a political power form out of the vacuum. Again, how likely is that? Idk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but even the smart ones are still just cheering for Team Blue or Team Red. They do not yet see the inherent structural flaws and their horrible manifestation. The ones who are growing increasingly terrified still just think Team Red will come in and fix it.
          They do not understand that we are now bogged down into a new economic Cold War with Russia. They do not see the food shortages hitting the Global South. They do not see the increasingly radical citizenry that grows impatient with democratic proceedings.
          War is still unlikely. Civil unrest, however, is literally inevitable. What happened throughout 2020 could happen again at any time. What happened in 21, that could happen too. This is a dangerous time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Civil unrest is literally already happening
            Diversity & inclusion + defunding the police means blue cities have skyrocketing crime rates that causes a mass exodus towards red cities where people want nothing to do with shitlibs and their policies

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So we know anon gets his news from fox and only fox.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What point are you trying to make? That the metric ton of viral videos of San Fran shoplifters that didn't even bother to hide what they were doing and that weren't shown on Fox news magically stop existing if you only watch CNN and MSNBC? Do you also believe the Cali and NY exodus stops existing if you don't think about it? See, you're exactly the type of person I was talking about

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >defunding the police
              How prevalent is this? Last I heard some people just shifted money around a bit then postured about it without actually changing anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                San Fran recalled their DA because he passed guidelines that prevented cops from intervening on property crimes unless the caller could prove the value of the theft or damage was over $1000. It caused people to just walk into businesses, fill garbage bags with stuff and then walk out without paying while the staff just watched. The situation got so bad all the drug stores were closing and it was getting hard for people to get their prescriptions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I live in San Fran, and I never saw anything like that happen at whole foods stores, they had constant security patrolling the stores.

                just sayan, maybe I'm it did happen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your DA still got recalled over this. Also why are you talking about Whole Foods when replying to a post about drug stores like Walgreen's? Also also, do you really think having visible security at a grocery store is normal? San Fran must be even more dystopian than I expected.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Your DA still got recalled over this.
                it makes you think why walgreens, safeway and other stores didn't do anything about it.

                wanted to frick over mom and pop stores?
                anyway this is just shit law if people can't defend their property.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it makes you think why walgreens, safeway and other stores didn't do anything about it.
                Pretty sure they wanted to frick the small stores at first but the DA got recalled in great part because Walgreen threatened to leave the region entirely. It's always about the big money influence campaigns. The wave of videos of vietnamese drug store owners fighting with wild nogs that jumped over their counters that mess created was hilarious though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was a nothing burger. A lot of cities had gone lax on crime due to budget issues and wanting to release prisoners during COVID. They hopped on the George Floyd stuff a bit as a retroactive justification. More Dem cities passed resolutions disavowing Defund than actually defunding.
                It was an excellent propaganda tool though. Dems walked right into it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is but no one knows when it is going to happen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no one knows when it is going to happen.
        When the average person stops living in relative comfort.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, just look at Trump hate for example is that normal to you?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Democrat fortified urban centers being besieged by Republican open and armed countryside.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >highly trained fascist paramilitary
    Those actually exist?
    Where can I sign up??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Those actually exist?
      Yes, the Kraken division of Azov is one for example
      >Where can I sign up??
      Go to Ukraine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Those actually exist?
      Yes, Atomwaffen is American I think
      >Where can I sign up??
      IDK I'm not a fascist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Atomwaffen was highjacked by some satanic cult homosexual who was in kahoots with the feds. They're just a fricking honeypot now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Base in the U.S. it is filled with feds though.

  18. 2 years ago
    ENTJ

    I would appreciate it if you guys just didnt talk about war in /LULZ just this once

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based highly-trained fascist paramilitary. Everyone should be striving to be as chad.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the left is against owning guns, so how do you think?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it would fizzle out pretty fast because americans are all soft pussies and can't handle the true reality of war. just look at any war torn country and think if americans could handle something like for even a little while lol. people from either side have way more to lose than to gain from a civil war so it will never happen.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OMG PLEASEEEEEE
    I need amrimuts to start killing eachother plsplspls
    Lord above promise me youll deliver a great happening this year and ill be your humble servent forever

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >even with their lives on the line and a matter as serious as civil war they still engage in "haha only inkwell neckbeard LOSERS believe that!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get so tired of these tedious discussions about things like, "Oh they'll just drone bomb you hurr durr". As if everyone would just meet up in a convenient place to attack. In reality within a modern country it would likely be way more chaotic than that. Yea you have drone bombs? Interesting, your attacker has a car, a gun, and a way to find out where you live with a few keystrokes. In reality it'll likely be more like La Violencia in Colombia or something of that nature, kidnappings, murder, assassinations, that sort of thing.

      Another good point, no one is going to tell you when it's on. They won't grab every dissenter all it once either. Similarly they won't tell you the real reason they're grabbing someone, they'll plant drugs or CP on them instead.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the way it has
    subversion of each other
    giving each other problems, little things, big things
    control of information across time
    in no uncertain terms everyone is basically already deep enemies the whole thing is a joke
    if you know peopel who are /misc/gays they're literally your enemies, you have to use your head you just have to understand the manipulation or be free form it as much as you can

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the factions, but the leftwing really has zero chance of winning.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't fight it because it's not like it's going to be about slavery it's just going to be a schizophrenic meme, or even worse just racism which i don't don't sympathize with at all

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i will take advantage of the violence and confusion to steal 40 cakes

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, glowie. I'm not helping you tabletop your COG exercises. Let's just say it'll be fun seeing all you GS-14+ types try to run shit when no one shows up to work.

  29. 2 years ago
    Kakuhidou

    Glamorizing a civil war is all fun and games but let's be honest, majority of these people on both sides of the political spectrum who tout this bs online would not last a frickin week

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be a biblical bloodbath. We have so much to lose by fighting and have nothing to be gained. It would be 20 years before the fighting stopped and the country would never be whole again.
    I would probably move to Nigeria and find a thicc black girl to settle down with. Good luck to you guys who stay behind.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Same bullet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God you are dumb. Imagine that kid wearing swastika shirt or something similar. He would not even be sitting there, he'd be lynched.

      Much like you would be if you had the balls. lol

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like that PrepHolener's gun looks like a bolter.

    Don't think /tg/ guys would be participating in this. They are most mature wise PrepHole community in here. It still is PrepHole though.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For starters, everyone on this board is fricked lmao

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would make the breakup of Yugoslavia look like a pillow fight.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An absolute clusterfrick. Once centralized power destabilizes enough, you can count on outside factions i.e. China and the UN to get involved in strategic regions of the country for "peacekeeping" missions. The violence would go on for years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know. I alwas say shit about America but I don't think even you deserve fate like that.
      t.ruskie

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait wait wait.
    Stop the thread/
    IS THAT FRICKING DOBSON? HASN'T HE BEEN GONE FOR 3 YEARS?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dobson
      >Buckley
      Damn, nostalgia is hitting harder than that that baseball bat shoved up his ass.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An actual civil war would be 2 extremist moron groups fighting each other and then getting brutalized by the state so hard people get scared and order returns

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