How well do guns fare against Argonians?

Warm greetings, outlander. We have need of unconventional methods to remove an Argonian infestation from our lands. Bless us with your knowledge of these "firearms" and you will be greatly awarded.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to remove farm tools from your land? Do you hate farming?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you want to remove farm tools from your land? Do you hate farming?
      Indeed, we do not want to throw away useful tools. But many of our tools are now confused, led astray by unnatural emanations from the foul swamps from which we freed them.

      Those led astray are not useful for anyone, and now squat in a very small part of our land. It is inconsequential; we wish only to quarantine them back in their swamps without getting too near their poisoned and diseased arrows.

      You don't shoot trees, you burn them. Get a flamethrower.

      What do you mean, outlander?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >But many of our tools are now confused, led astray by unnatural emanations from the foul swamps from which we freed them.
        I suggest speaking to the one in charge of said ambulatory outgrowths. I'm sure he would be willing to exchange a significant positive mental assistance for a variety of nitrogenated compounds and the cessation of woodpeckers please deliver the fertilizer bodies bury the bodies bodies bodies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you mean, outlander?
        The Hist you n'wah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you want to remove farm tools from your land? Do you hate farming?
      Indeed, we do not want to throw away useful tools. But many of our tools are now confused, led astray by unnatural emanations from the foul swamps from which we freed them.

      Those led astray are not useful for anyone, and now squat in a very small part of our land. It is inconsequential; we wish only to quarantine them back in their swamps without getting too near their poisoned and diseased arrows.

      [...]
      What do you mean, outlander?

      >But many of our tools are now confused, led astray by unnatural emanations from the foul swamps from which we freed them.
      I suggest speaking to the one in charge of said ambulatory outgrowths. I'm sure he would be willing to exchange a significant positive mental assistance for a variety of nitrogenated compounds and the cessation of woodpeckers please deliver the fertilizer bodies bury the bodies bodies bodies.

      It seems they have forgotten. But today. I will remind them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dres
        >Hlaalu
        Nothing of value was lost

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Closest we'll get to lore black marsh will most likely be a game with even loftier goals and more BSing about the performance than starfield.
        >Likely just be flatter oblivion with extra foliage and more water splashing noises
        >There'll be a starfield like interview where they'll admit there was going to be some mechanic requiring you to prepare proper gear and potions just to survive but they dumbed it down practically out of existence at the last minute.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't shoot trees, you burn them. Get a flamethrower.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The swamp just got ten feet wider.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP I SWEAR IF YOU TRY TO SHOOT MY LUSTY MAID I'LL THROW YOU INTO RED MOUTAIN YOU N'WAH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know your maid polished my spear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We both know it was a dagger

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah well your bread hasn't risen in a while

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How long does she say it takes her to "polish" your "sword"?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can shoot magic from your fingertips, the frick do you need guns for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how effective would a ward be against .308 AP?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Armor tends to be absurdly thick and magic quite potent in elder scrolls, so probably pretty effective.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Armor tends to be absurdly thick and magic quite potent in elder scrolls, so probably pretty effective.

        Next to worthless since wards don’t block physical attacks

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    9mm won't suffice, probably gonna need 40s&w

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Breed them out. Argoniussy belongs to the nords

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell would that half-lizard half-tree half-ogre even look like?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ya mudda

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/k651NZb.jpg

        Breed them out. Argoniussy belongs to the nords

        Children in TES inherit the mother's race, IIRC.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Children in TES inherit the mother's race, IIRC.
          I don't know if ESO retconned it but thanks to Morrowind and skyrim we know that humans can't breed with any of the non humans in the game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely wrong. Bretons are a crossbreed of Elves (Aldmer) and Humans (Nedes), meaning humans can almost certainly interbreed with High Elves, Dark Elves, and Orcs.
            Wood Elves probably can too, though no specific examples come to mind, and if they can most likely so can Khajit, given the two are closely related. Argonians I don't think could at all, unless you subscribe to fringe theories that they tooo are related to the Wood Elves and Khajit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So you're saying we can engage in dirty horrid babymaking with our Argonian wives and not worry about a brood of hungry baby lizards requiring a college education?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, probably.
                I don't see why you would tho, when you've got almost a dozen better races to choose from

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They should study PSC like I did. You know, realize they're unemployablw 3 years after they get out, and start scrambling around for a new solution before their 25th birthday. I'm not in a good place, mentally. USAJob is a resume-shredder.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea why I felt the need to post that here. Mods, delete my post.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bretons were the result of several generations of interbreeding eventually forming their own race. In single-generation crosses, the child takes more strongly after one parent.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The is no way humans can interbreed with farm tools

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I NEED Altmer pussy. Or to frick her butt so hard, her eyes cross.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              pretty much all evidence is that humans and mer can successfully interbreed, but with anyone else it'd really need a few source

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It takes generations of interbreeding to wind up with an actual hybrid, like a Breton.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Barenziah got gut punched to abort her septim love child

    • 1 month ago
      Greased Geese

      those are some very deep scales on her boobs
      it probably feels like cold roof shingles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That coochie is cold

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, if they can survive in Skyrim then they're probably warmblooded,

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Warm greetings, outlander. We have need of unconventional methods to remove an Argonian infestation from our lands. Bless us with your knowledge of these "firearms" and you will be greatly awarded

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    speak freely or leave, outlander.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you asking how some weapons do against farm equipment, what kind of stupid question is that?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick off kajeet

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will breed with their women. YOU CANNOT STOP ME!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dagoth plz.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if it bleeds, it can die OP.

    If you can slay an Argonian with fireballs and rudimentary weapons, you can gun down an offbrand swamp furry. This isnt even a question.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just dump kerosene into their swamps
    Ancient redneck secret

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you have against argonians? Some of my best slaves are argonians. You have to come to the cesspools of the internet for help? Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just make sure you castrate them
      Unlike Amer*cans

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick an argonian, not kill them; the real Black folk of TES are the altmer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, those are the Orcs. The Altmer are the Gnostics, constantly trying to genocide Shor's people in an insane mission to destroy reality and reclaim the divinity they say he stole from them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Orcs are a mix of Black folk and Indians. They are dumb and violent but they were also created from a literal pile of poop
        Boethiah shat out.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still want to frick an argonian, then a khajit, and then an orc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You would screw an ox, wouldn't you?
      Zero taste.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If an ox walks on two legs talks and has the body of a goddess then yes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think I understand the orcs the least, really.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            60698926
            They're just so boar-like, all tusks and muscle on the "women"

            You can't stop me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          60698926
          They're just so boar-like, all tusks and muscle on the "women"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            You can't stop me

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming their scaly skin has bony osteoderms like a crocodylomorph, it would probably be difficult to inflict immediately disabling wounds with low-velocity pistol rounds or the pellets of shotshells, however high-velocity rifle rounds should have little trouble penetrating their hides.
    Assuming they have decentralized nervous systems like some reptiles, amphibians, and birds, which do not depend on a functional brain to remain active (and by extent, dangerous), you will need to place numerous debilitating shots at vital organs and limb joints in order to remove the threat of such an assailant, which would make a weapon with a high-capacity magazine, i.e. more than 10 rounds, preferable.
    Assuming their biology is identical to that expressed in game mechanics, they are functionally no different from humans so just shoot em til they stop moving, and cook thoroughly to remove parasites before eating.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pretty good, they have this pressurized blood system that explodes really cool like when you use a shotgun

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