How well designed are Combine APCs? Could they function well in real life?

How well designed are Combine APCs? Could they function well in real life?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't those just the shitty earth forces modified-human-traitors ones? I'd imagine actual combine stuff would be some crazy antigravity biomorph thing.

    Issue I always have with a question like yours OP is that it tends to be pretty arbitrary beyond the big stuff, because the technology base and opponents are all different. Like, to say the minimum there is absolutely nothing obviously transparently wrong with that thing, it's a big box with big wheels and armor to deal with small arms fire and can carry a bunch of troops and that's it. Like, it's fine isn't it? By the point they're using those it's more a counter-terrorism/police-state thing then an "APC" for actual military use. Earth's militaries were all crushed decades earlier, they aren't facing any air power or tanks or anything anymore just ragtag rebels.

    So I'm going to answer: it's fine for something that probably didn't have much thought into it. There are no crazy moronic spikes or something all over or whatever. It's a big somewhat shaped box with wheels. It has a bigger gun on top. It's made when most of humanity's industry is dead and the conquerors are mainly interested in sucking up all the resources as cheaply as possible. Earth in HL2 is basically a 3rd world extractive police state (at global scale). Seems like it does the job yeah?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate having sex?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate females

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do you hate having sex?
        My penis is very small and the laughter hurts my feelings.

    • 2 years ago
      Hunter 2-1 Actual

      >there is absolutely nothing obviously transparently wrong with that thing
      It doesn't have a hand brake, in Highway 17 you take one out by using the gravity gun to remove the chocks behind its wheels and letting it roll backwards over a cliff
      I suppose its possible that someone just forgot to engage the handbrake when they parked the thing but then why the wheel chocks?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those are IFVs really not APCs
    i think their main purpose is being a missile carrier , they never carry troops

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're called combine apcs

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >/k/ - video game weapons
    The off topic shit sure is getting out of control right now.
    Take your FANTASY shit to the respective boards you fricks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cope you tourist homosexual. /k/ has talked anime, vidya, and other scifi weapons from time to time since it began

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go be a homosexual in a different thread.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they never carry troops

    It has doors at the back

    I think it can be used to transport troops but in the game it was used to shoot missiles and attack player with machine gun

    also where the frick is a missile launcher on this thing it doesn't make sense
    I guess fat Gabe was lazy and simply attached some script to shoot the rockets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they show one that had been converted into a prisoner transport from inside in HL:Alyx?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    real talk: which force is more incompetent: the human combine forces in HL2 or the modern Russian Armed Forces?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The human combine forces in HL2 aren't incompetent, they're just stretched thin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they can't even kill one (1) guy. that's pretty incompetent in my book

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Freeman is a hyper rambo though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so do ruskies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1 guy in power armor with a time warping godlike entity and vortiguant help, yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The dude could tank an entire RPG blast, several grenades, direct artillery fire, countless mags, endless shotgun blasts and still move normally at the average humans sprint speed while carrying an entire arsenal on his back, it wasnt much of a fair matchup even for augmented humans in the combine guard when you also factor in the fact that the whole species rose up the second he magically showed up out of nowhere.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Also HL2 even has that vortigaunt in the cave that specifically refers to "you" the guy behind Freeman
            >Far distant eyes look out through yours.
            >How many are there in you? Whose hopes and dreams do you encompass?
            ie., the Player. The Player gets to effectively loop time countless times (reloading/replaying the game), learning all of the Combine's actions, layouts, strategies and weapons before they even happen. Only way to beat a time-looper is to create a situation where the odds of victory are perfectly 0%, which that version of the Episode 3 story which got put out showed was actually something they considered. That dumb fricking b***h alyx ruins humanity's best/sole hope of victory (or at least "victory") then runs off with G-man, and it's showed to be entirely pointless, the Combine have an entire fricking Dyson Sphere.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If they ever actually put out HL3 i certainly hope they persist with the angle that the Combine is simply too big to be beat. I'm gonna guess that the victory will be some flavour of somehow sealing earth away from Combine's reach, then some bittersweet ending about "we have to become like them or else we will never truly be safe"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                even the author of the story gave up on that and published the planned script for episode 3 on his personal blog
                it will never happen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have a feeling they're going to use the Borealis to send Freeman back in time and prevent the resonance cascade.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          try to play through HL1, HL2 and all the sequels on HC mode and let us know how that went.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            also HC without already know how the maps were laid out and how all the puzzles worked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hmm how can I shoehorn pro-Ukraine sentiment into this thread about video game vehicles?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It essentially is a small naval corvette.
    It vertically launches missiles, can lock onto targets without direct visual contact and shoot machine gund but does not have a CIWS. Plus it carries a few cops around who are armed with deployable manhacks, SMGs and pistols.
    That being said, it's a superb IFV. It's just that it lacks modern protection and has terrible escorts.
    Throw in some APS, smoke launchers and ERA. Deploy a Combine soldier squad instead of the cops.
    It can't be better.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think they were modeled after light armoured reconnaissance vehicles like picrel. if your main goal is to hunt down dissidents that generally lack heavy weaponry, i would imagine these to be pretty useful. in a real war they are much less useful, probably because a real APC would instantly shred them to pieces and i doubt they would be much better at dodging NLAWs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why did you censor the nazi eagles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't like Nazis and don't want to promote their symbolism if I don't have to. The eagle wasn't relevant to the post so I removed it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going to be a homosexual and pretend to be someone else, at least copy the way the write.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's me again.

          If you're going to be a homosexual and pretend to be someone else, at least copy the way the write.

          Your little homosexual impersonation made me so mad, that i ruptured my butthole on my dragon dildo. Yiff Yiff ~

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          11/10 bait

          I hate females

          Dangerously based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Germ

        • 2 years ago
          Hunter 2-1 Actual

          based, frick Germans in general and Nazis in particular

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont want any of my sisters to get triggered ~
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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actual poster here; i just grabbed it from google images and didn't notice the censorship. i think it's from some kind of UK hobby shop.

        I just don't like Nazis and don't want to promote their symbolism if I don't have to. The eagle wasn't relevant to the post so I removed it.

        8/8

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Heil Hitler buddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i think they were modeled after light armoured reconnaissance vehicles like picrel. if your main goal is to hunt down dissidents that generally lack heavy weaponry, i would imagine these to be pretty useful. in a real war they are much less useful, probably because a real APC would instantly shred them to pieces and i doubt they would be much better at dodging NLAWs.
      Right, "in a real war" it doesn't matter because the Combine can call upon a stupendous super army which is what they used to annihilate all earth militaries in a single week. Earth is a colonial backwater. It's like if you compared the weapons in mainland Europe or US or Japan or wherever in the leadup to WW2 to whatever they had in the fricking congo or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the “Seven Hours War” - the Combine beat Earth in an afternoon. Which is what you would expect from a multi-universe empire.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How well designed are Combine APCs?
    Some blocky shit you arent supposed to at close.

    >Could they function well in real life?
    no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      look at close*

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gun too smol, but otherwise it harkens to a prestigious pedigree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you think those propaganda pigs are aware they are posing with a car carrying the emblem of the 18th panzer division that closed the cauldron around Kyiv in 1941 and was well known for burning and massacring every village that they had to retreat from?

      fricking clowns.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's still a cool car.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        considering they are a pure propaganda unit and are often depicted together with
        >pic related
        ....yeah they are aware. and it probably gets their dick hard fantasizing how one day the might be just as reckless and feared as the soldiers who steamrolled poland, unkraine and eastern russia until 1941. that the german divisions were mainly killing civilians instead of enemy combatants probably turns them on even more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i have been trailing these guys posts in social media for months now and i must say its probably true these guys are never involved in any fighting to keep them alive and posting.
        i have around 2.5 TB of UAF vs. RUAF fotage saved and its obvious we always see actual footage of localized fighting going on somewhere and then one or two days after the front has moved these propaganda assets show up and pose around with guns and vehicles.
        i have around ~250 pics of the mustache guy alone and that's basically all he does. pose with guns and destroyed equipment. even if its Ukrainian equipment. always dated one or two days after the actual fight. fricking kek. they have no honor.

        not a single pic or video of him engaging an enemy or being close to return fire. always him + big LMG + smoldering wreck or ruin.
        pretty pathetic. they certainly didn't expect they had to keep doing this for almost half a year - allowing people to see behind their empty facade.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rear wheel goes *through* the fender
    >almost no clearance
    enjoy your zero suspension and rattled skeleton

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand that gap between the engine's armor and what I assume is the driver's position under the turret

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Overwatch are basically the ANA of the Combine. They got Earth junk with a little bit of alien tech. Modern Western systems would probably wreck them.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest thing is that there are a lot of big flat surfaces with zero deflection/angling. Any AT munition will have a field day with that thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There wasn't much AT weaponry in City 17 tho.
      There was after the uprising, but by then the combine had sendt in the striders and gunships. At those seemed to deal with AT stuff pretty well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a light armored transport with a machine gun, I don't think angling usually helps those against AT weapons.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks reasonable enough

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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