How viable is an anthropomorphic (female) battleship?

How viable is an anthropomorphic (female) battleship?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suck her 18" dick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's her cummies. her dick is 69 feet long

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you think about it realistically having something that is as tough as a BB with the firepower of one that is a person would both be a massive advantage and a potential security risk, advantage in the fact it will be much harder for even aircraft to target them especially when you factor in the extra speed and small size, that and you can deploy them in far more areas, for example imagine trying to defend something like th vulga river when you have some lady zipping around and lobbing 18 inch shells at your position constantly, you could possibly even use them in land battles since even with the speed being decreased, just about no soldier will have a weapon to deal with them, but that all creates a security risk since at any moment you could be stuck with a bb in your building that just summons their guns and poof your just fricked, in other words you better pray to god they never go rogue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tl;dr: happy ship waifu, happy ship laifu

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno. It doesn't look very hydrodynamic.
    How does it propel itself on water?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      with oil dummy, maybe coal for some of the older ones, and sails for the grannies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With her boat shoes, idiot

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    About as viable as your continued adult existence

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the size.
    >Human sized
    overpowered as frick. They'd basically define the meta of modern warfare because of the firepower and sensors they'd be able to wield at a small scale, even if lesser than a real warship
    >ship sized
    A bunch of tradeoffs if I had to guess. Superior firing arcs at the expense of situational awareness on account of being a single person, plus a much taller profile and instability. IIRC they can't operate 24/7 either and are susceptible to fatigue. They also most likely could not use the same infrastructure as regular ships. I guess they would give the giantess fetishist freaks on this board something to look at

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate shipgirls. A planegirl could work pretty well but imposing the sexy modernist lines of a horizontal sitting battleship onto the vertical profile of a person just doesn't work well. The approach of just having shit cluttering their back means cool features like gun arrangement and armor belt are just ignored. I don't know how I'd do it better though, maybe put the turrets on their arms with one on the back to represent a rear turret. If I were given a chance I'd just do plane girls instead though because the anatomy just works out better and frick war thunder but playing it made me want to frick a bf-110 in its mk 108.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats what strike witches are for

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do we have a double-intake Witch?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he hates this

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nakadashi French BB Jean Bart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cute pirate, which actually made me realize another benefit ship girls could have for convoy raiding, and that is also potentially hijacking ships carrying supplies being an option as well

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Gacha art so soulless? I mean people say zuns touhous look like potato faced freaks but atleast he has his own unique art style, all these chink waifu collectors use the exact same art style for every character across multiple games and it always looks like shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Two completely baseless theories I just made up:
      >the generic style is generic because it is commercially safe (after all the people making jpeg skinner boxes won't exactly be in it for the love of art)
      >art assets are contracted out to numerous people, who therefore have to draw in a generic fashion so there aren't a bunch of clashing styles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Two completely baseless theories I just made up:
      >the generic style is generic because it is commercially safe (after all the people making jpeg skinner boxes won't exactly be in it for the love of art)
      >art assets are contracted out to numerous people, who therefore have to draw in a generic fashion so there aren't a bunch of clashing styles

      Fate grand order has every artist drawing in their own clashing styles if you're interested in that, it's interesting if you're interested in famous artists but to everyone else it looks cheaper

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kancolle isn't gacha

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They would need to be powered by literal magic

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