Preparedness & self-sufficiency community
how to solve?
hide thread so i don't throw up
With medicine, most likely
dunk your head in there and slurp out the clog.
eat more fiber and lay off the oils.
Call a professional medical doctor to figure out why the fuck you didn't do anything sooner
continue to flush until the water level is at the bowl-line to make things more exciting.
then give it one more
at least the floor will be clean when all is done
Drop the rolls of toilet paper in your swamp
Siphon it out into a bucket, you'll have to be careful with the suck start tho.
>pov the restroom at your local indian restaurant
>pov at your local indian restaurant
Hire someone else to do it
for real though op, one more flush will get it down, it won't be able to stand up to the pressure from a full bowl of water, toilets are literally designed like this
Get real shoes.
Transfer to shower and waffle stomp it
-then scoop it out!
Bucket of water, hold up about shoulder height, pour in a decent stream of water directly where the toilet hole is, don't dump it in at once otherwise you and the floor and walls will be caked in shit. Repeat a few times if needed, but the pressure generally clears the clog.
I have done this quite a few times as I have been known to drop logs that would put an elephant to shame.
Imagine dropping a real M-80 in there and NOT running away.
You need a toilet auger. The kind with the bottom guide.
get a huge diameter drain pipe, seal it vertically to the toilet rim, fill it with water
>or just snake it
Throw ass heroin in there and wait for junkies to dig out the clog
>has joined the party
Did you guys call for a "Heavy"?
Did you guys call for a "Heavy"?
Hey we're cleaning a toilet, not checking a cow to see if she's pregnant.
There might be a golgothan growing down in the pipes if he left it there long enough
keep shitting in it until the feces are above the level of the bowl, then call a plumber
>then call a plumber
Call the fucking honeypot
Imagine the water splashing back up to your ass as you shit haha
what the fuck is that
It's called a toilet brush
it's to scrape shit (from toilet, walls, ass)
Drink it up.
A couple bottles of Sulfuric acid?
Not sure if this helps but one time I clogged a toilet on vacation and there was no plunger in the airbnb so I just donkey kicked the Ubend a couple times and it worked.
Do what Eric Zane did.
Close the door and never open it again.
Guys I haven't laughed so hard in very long time. Thank you all for the fun.
And not to be completely useless - my grandma often clogged her toilet so I made a method of unclogging it . I bent a piece of hard wire around 0.15 inch thick so it can reach the first curve of the S shaped pipe (usually the clog is there) and I just poke the clog with the hard wire until it breaks and the flow starts. First time I had to scoop all the water in a bucket and throw it so I can get some vision, but next time I just did it "blindly"
Why is your grandma taking such fat dumpies
Obtain thick cardboard box, cut flat cardboard larger than seat. Cut hole for plunger. Insert plunger, then place cardboard on bowl and lower seat to hold it against bowl.
This functions like the backblast shield on later Panzerfausts letting you plunge as passionately as your mums bull.
True story, I once got shit backsplashed right in my open mouth while doing this. Highly recommended. Learn from my mistakes
I dunno, does the mum confirm?
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *
Save name for the next time I post.