how to solve?

how to solve?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hide thread so i don't throw up

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snake it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With medicine, most likely

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunk your head in there and slurp out the clog.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat more fiber and lay off the oils.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call a professional medical doctor to figure out why the fuck you didn't do anything sooner

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    continue to flush until the water level is at the bowl-line to make things more exciting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then give it one more
      at least the floor will be clean when all is done

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drop the rolls of toilet paper in your swamp

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Straw

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Siphon it out into a bucket, you'll have to be careful with the suck start tho.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pov the restroom at your local indian restaurant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pov at your local indian restaurant
      ftfy

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hire someone else to do it

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for real though op, one more flush will get it down, it won't be able to stand up to the pressure from a full bowl of water, toilets are literally designed like this

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get real shoes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >real shoes
      waders soon

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Transfer to shower and waffle stomp it

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add starch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated solution!

      -then scoop it out!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bucket of water, hold up about shoulder height, pour in a decent stream of water directly where the toilet hole is, don't dump it in at once otherwise you and the floor and walls will be caked in shit. Repeat a few times if needed, but the pressure generally clears the clog.

    I have done this quite a few times as I have been known to drop logs that would put an elephant to shame.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine dropping a real M-80 in there and NOT running away.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need a toilet auger. The kind with the bottom guide.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a huge diameter drain pipe, seal it vertically to the toilet rim, fill it with water
    >or just snake it

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw ass heroin in there and wait for junkies to dig out the clog

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First time?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has joined the party

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you guys call for a "Heavy"?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/45owhMN.jpg

          Did you guys call for a "Heavy"?

          Hey we're cleaning a toilet, not checking a cow to see if she's pregnant.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There might be a golgothan growing down in the pipes if he left it there long enough

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keep shitting in it until the feces are above the level of the bowl, then call a plumber

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >then call a plumber
      Call the fucking honeypot

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the water splashing back up to your ass as you shit haha

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a toilet brush

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >brush

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's to scrape shit (from toilet, walls, ass)

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink it up.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A couple bottles of Sulfuric acid?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if this helps but one time I clogged a toilet on vacation and there was no plunger in the airbnb so I just donkey kicked the Ubend a couple times and it worked.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do what Eric Zane did.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Close the door and never open it again.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I haven't laughed so hard in very long time. Thank you all for the fun.

    And not to be completely useless - my grandma often clogged her toilet so I made a method of unclogging it . I bent a piece of hard wire around 0.15 inch thick so it can reach the first curve of the S shaped pipe (usually the clog is there) and I just poke the clog with the hard wire until it breaks and the flow starts. First time I had to scoop all the water in a bucket and throw it so I can get some vision, but next time I just did it "blindly"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is your grandma taking such fat dumpies

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obtain thick cardboard box, cut flat cardboard larger than seat. Cut hole for plunger. Insert plunger, then place cardboard on bowl and lower seat to hold it against bowl.

    This functions like the backblast shield on later Panzerfausts letting you plunge as passionately as your mums bull.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True story, I once got shit backsplashed right in my open mouth while doing this. Highly recommended. Learn from my mistakes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, does the mum confirm?

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