In the park on my block there are grizzled homosexuals (vagrants?) who are copulating in the bushes. There is also a play park here. This situation is intolerable and the police do nothing. How can I deter this behaviour?
How to deter homosexual activity
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Our ancestors dealt with this problem before. It is so significant in fact that the Lord our God gave us guidance in the Bible. Please for your sake read Leviticus 20:13 from the King James Version.
cut down the bushes
beatings, or death. or you can buy a nice pellet gun and pop them from a distance everytime you see them
Leave a small dab of a de-wormer on tasty leftover bits (half of a McDonald's cheeseburger left in it's paper wrapper, etc.) and leave these around the area. The homosexual activity will cease and they may be able to get out of being homeless due to less craziness.
What does having worms have to do with it?
worms make you gay
Well that pretty much just fricking solved politics in this here century.
Thanks or whatever
The worms feed on semen, and release hormones into the blood of the host to stimulate homosexual conduct.
Is this some real shit backed by science like toxoplasmosis in cats or just some schizo post? Genuinely curious.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6259724/
pretty much
Spray them with turpentine.
based
Lurk /misc/ more
>Lurk /misc/ more
No thanks.
leave pamphlets about the benefits of visiting /misc/
homosexual morons with bad life choices should stay in their contamination board
This isn't political. Our council won't do anything.
>the police do nothing.
>Our council won't do anything.
Why should the police or your idiotic council do anything about interactions between consenting adults?
plant a lot of poison oak and shit with thorns
Hose them with a SuperSoaker and yell 'No No Bad Dogs!!'
Better yet, move out of that hellhole.
Microwave or infra sound crowd control devices
tear gas
riot gear and batons
lace their drug supply
killdozer
bus them to a neighborhood they have an easier time mooching off of
run up and take the handouts simps try to give to them
elect all new local officials
record them and post huge posters of the highlights all over town
>tear gas
Back before the iron curtain came down, our communist government would frequently use tear gas to disperse homosexuals from the city centre. Any unregistered homosexual activity such as in a park would get one sent to a re-education camp.
>unregistered homosexual activity
Please elaborate.
The communist government required homosexuals to register to be allowed to legally practice homosexuality. This was done to allow tracking of the spread of diseases and parasites within the homosexual population. A noble goal, but was often abused for sexual favors by sadistic officials.
In my socialist government companies and schools send you to re-education if you don't fulfill homosexual activity quotas. How close to Stalker of a lifestyle do this paradise entail?
Who cares? You jealous??
Have you considered shooting one of them?
you can get high powered lasers that is capable of burning objects, as well as permanently blinding anyone inside a DVD reader. Have fun!
I think just generelly that fire is good against a whole lot of things
Go over there and sell them the strongest liquor you can find for real cheap, telling them you dont want it. If you give it to them for free they might get suspicious. When they're really drunk you can smother them to death or drag them in the open so they freeze.
Dirty Mike and the boys?
Mug them for beer money
Thanks for all the help but me and lads have worked out a solution for now.
>the police do nothing.
It's worse than that: If you call the cops because someone is jerking off in a park, then they send two patrol cars. If you call that two men are buttfricking in a park, the operator tells you to mind your own business.
I have the same problem in the park where I work out, more times than I can count I've caught perverts jerking off or sucking dick or outright fricking in broad daylight. It's not a dense forest either, just an open park with some scattered trees and basketball courts and children playing, etc.When I'm in the mood and pissed off I go up to the perverts and kick them out saying that the police is coming. They are usually scared and never fail to scurry away like little b***hes. I'm considering installing signs saying the place is under surveillance and something about the penalties for indecent exposure.
I'm gay btw.
Make the effort necessary to solve the problem. Are they really vagrants? Follow one home. Call him out and embarrass him in front of neighbors and family. Make it clear that his conduct is unacceptable. If truly vagrants, then contact public health services, the deep bowel movements and urinations that accompany rectal intercourse pose a significant hazards to others. Are they performing directly in view of children? Homosexual get off on this. If so, then police will get involved. Be aware that many government officials are homosexuals and will defend their comrades. Expect excuses like "it's an act of love," or "why do you care?" Only constant pressure can bring the results you're after.
blackmail opportunity
if they really are homeless you can just kill them and the police won't care