How the hell do I catch a fish

I have tried a half dozen times and never caught anything in alpine lakes and streams.
Been using an ultra light rod with 4lb flouro line and 1/16th-1/4oz mepps spinners.
I can see the little wienersuckers in there and they don't even seem interested.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried appeasing the local spirits?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of three things I do.
      1. Leave an offering to the mother nature.
      2. Burn sage.
      3. Activate my almonds.
      Fish just jump right into my arms.

      gays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Try activating your almonds, you'll see the error of your ways.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of three things I do.
    1. Leave an offering to the mother nature.
    2. Burn sage.
    3. Activate my almonds.
    Fish just jump right into my arms.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use a fishing net and some bread crumbs. Frick poles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just need something small.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then use a net moron. either use crumbs and a cast net like he said or stretch a seine across the river or get a weighted net that sits on the bottom on the river and leave it there for like a day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not me, and chumming/nets are not legal here or most places in civilized countries

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            everywhere ive been in the USA nets are normal and not illegal

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's talking about chumming and throwing a net. Which is illegal for basically every 'game' fish in north america

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                OP said he needs a small fish. Where im from using a throw net for sunfish is not illegal. Maybe chumming is but i dont know why it would be for sunfish

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                clearly no sunfish in alpine lakes, should probably at least know what your talking about before posting coastal Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sunfish
                >coastal
                try again moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't mind taking the fun out of it, try one of these
        I'm sure someone has the DIY version where it's just a 2 sticks with tension and a line.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick poles.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your lure isn't mimicking whatever seasonal insect they're autistically only eating when you're there.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use worms

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First find out what kind of fish are in your area, aim for a bait/lure that works for that particular fish or for a few on the list, if you ha e autist powers you can even look up the right knot/hook setup for your area and how to better mimic the movements of your chosen fish's prey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't worms or other critters harvested around the lake/river guarantee you at least catch a few fish?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but u will have to contend with things you may not want to catch, if you are just doing it for fun/catch release then sure

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do the fish you can catch in mountainous rivers/lakes vary greatly in taste? I'm gonna start fishing in a few weeks, I plan on using a simple bobber + worm (or other critters) setup. I'll eat what I catch, unless they're just too small or too big to eat in one day.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Powerbait or eggs.

    The use a bobber or leader line. Fish are at different depths so present the bait at the right depth.

    Make sure you have a slight tension on your line so you can feel the bite... First couple casts for me I barely noticed the bite and thought it was nothing or just scraping the ground.

    When you feel that, give it a tug to set the hook.

    Make sure you're using the correct size hook. Fish don't like bbc.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're fishing still water I would suggest a dropshot rig attached to a 1/4 ounce sinker just use a normal size 6 bait hook and a worm and you'll catch something in my experience trout are not in a spinning chasing mood 80% of the time and it doesn't matter what color spoon rostertail mepps you use cause it's a pure reaction bite I don't recommend powerbait cause it stinks and trout typically gut hook themselves swallowing the whole glob but if you don't wanna use baits and purely use artificial get a adjustable bobber tie a 1-2ft 2-4lb fluorocarbon leader and go to your local tackle store and ask what kinda Flys are working and use that fly at the end of your leader

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to scuba dive and take the fight to the enemy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something like this? I've scaled it up before to catch larger fish

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    with a worm

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use live bait like worms, crickets, or any other live bait common to the area. A hook, a split shot, and a bobber is all you need.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd agree to this - while artificial bait is often more fun to use and maybe a bit more "sportlike", natural and live bait in my experience has a better chance of actually getting fish. One of the reasons is that more or less all fish will eat worms for example, but only predatory fish will attack a spinner, and there are way less of them on average in a body of water.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont wanna waste a wormbro on fishing:(

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You could try sweet corn, straight from the can. That works pretty well for a lot of freshwater fish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've gone creek fishing as a kid casually and recently this past year. Never have I once caught anything with artificial bait. I have luck with mealworms and nightcrawlers. I watch YouTube videos of people catching trout with PowerBait and I'm dumbfounded.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    accept the meme that is powerbait.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use bait.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you are trying for rainbow trout use this lure. I caught a shitload with them and then years later they were rated #2 best in field and stream.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To catch a fish ou have to think like a fish. Unfortunately OP is dumber than the fish so this is impossible for him.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the bane of east coast fishinggays
    name a more based animal

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try trout magnets, they seem to do better for me than spinners

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going for trout? Some of this may seem obvious but if you don't know, you don't know. Try different retrieve speeds, try letting it sink longer etc. try to stay back from the water also because fish see like picrelated, if you can see them, they can generally see you. If you're walking about heavily on hard ground near the shore they'll sense that too, the way you can hear what's going on at the other end of the house when you have your head underwater in the bath.

    Don't sit thrashing the same piece of water either, take half a dozen casts in a fan pattern and move along a bit until you are casting on to new water, or take a cast, step a few paces over, take a cast, repeat. I don't know about the kind of waters you're fishing or what the fish are eating but if you suspect it to be mainly insects, you might have more luck on the fly. Otherwise, try fishing with trout spoons and little hard metal fry imitations, with these you can go for a straight retrieve, varying the speeds/depths until you start getting bites, or you can try stop and go, letting it swim along for a bit then pause so it flutters down, before giving it a little tug and carrying on. Often a fish following this will get FOMO as the lure they're checking out shoots away from them and they'll instinctively strike at it.

    The idea of fishing as a patient activity is in some ways not the ethos to adopt when trying to catch fish, if things aren't working, try something else, you won't catch much standing in the same place, casting and retrieving the same lure in the same way. Even if your lure, cast and retrieve is exactly what the fish will take, if you're thrashing the same spot, if the first couple casts don't get a fish you aren't gonna get bites unless a random patrolling fish comes along. Same idea for the other aspects, you can make your way up a shore with a great lure but if the retrieve isn't what they're going for that day, they just won't take.

    tl;dr - move about, change up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      King

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This anon speaks truth.
      I'll add that fish tend to congregate at inlets and outlets. Fishing dawn and dusk is the conventional wisdom, but some bodies of water seem to buck this trend. I've been on lakes that only produced fish for me in a 1-2 hour window at a seemingly random time of day, like noon.
      In running water, think where the fish are holding. Plunge pools, shade, undercut banks, seams, eddies and just upriver from rapids are places I throw lures. In larger rivers, cast slightly upstream and let it sink down deep, then reel in across the current to advertise to as much of the riverbed as possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        forgot pic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This anon speaks truth.
          I'll add that fish tend to congregate at inlets and outlets. Fishing dawn and dusk is the conventional wisdom, but some bodies of water seem to buck this trend. I've been on lakes that only produced fish for me in a 1-2 hour window at a seemingly random time of day, like noon.
          In running water, think where the fish are holding. Plunge pools, shade, undercut banks, seams, eddies and just upriver from rapids are places I throw lures. In larger rivers, cast slightly upstream and let it sink down deep, then reel in across the current to advertise to as much of the riverbed as possible.

          guess I'm a moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This man fishes. Been fly fishing in the rockies my whole life. Never heard it stated better and simpler than this. Excellent post.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In Dutch we have the saying for predatory fishing that 'snoeken is zoeken' - 'fishing for pike is searching'. You have to go to where your predatory fish are, they won't come to you.

    Spinners are a solid pick. I've caught more on spinners than on soft lures. They do most of the work themselves as far as action goes.

    Think of how murky the water is, which would not be very murky in alpine lakes i'd gather. Go for natural colours when it's not murky.

    Think of how likely fish are willing to give chase and pick slow/fast lures and speeds accordingly. You can reel in soft bait on a jighead stupidly slow.

    If you can, mimic whatever the natural source of food is.

    Think of bait size. What fish are you going for? How large are their mouths? What are they likely to strike at - aggressively, curiously or hungrily?

    Think of time of day. Nothing happens around noon. Early morning, mid to late late afternoon or dusk are prime times for predatory fish here.

    And above all, best of luck. Not catching shit happens to the best of us. Don't give up and post a cool fish here when you catch it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any advice on fishing with soft lures while we're here? I just started fishing in canals with soft plastic perch imitations, how often and how vigourously should I be twitching them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If fish are really active (as they currently might be), you might get away with straight retrieves. Otherwise just hobble it along the bottom like picrel.

        I'm not a big fan of letting it sit on the bottom and twitching it now and then unless you're absolutely sure there's fish near it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon.
          How about if the bottom is all weed and it comes up covered in weed half the time (even with weedless), as seems the case in most of the canals I'm fishing? Also how big of a movement am I going for with this hobbling, a big pull to lift it a meter and then let it drop for a few seconds? Or more of a lots of little wrist flicks at greater frequency type thing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >How about if the bottom is all weed and it comes up covered in weed half the time (even with weedless), as seems the case in most of the canals I'm fishing?

            Topwater lures are an option (floating, poppers, etc.), or not letting a spinner sink and reeling when it hits the water. If you're really intent on using softbait on a jighead and you want to avoid the weeds, do a straight retrieve (picrel, fine when fish are active).

            You can also tie a dropshot rig.

            Also a texas/carolina rig should avoid most weeds and you can continue using that unless you really feel like you're doing underwater gardening.

            I personally like just dragging my spinner above the weeds, but to each their own. Trying to give you the options available.

            >Also how big of a movement am I going for with this hobbling, a big pull to lift it a meter and then let it drop for a few seconds? Or more of a lots of little wrist flicks at greater frequency type thing?

            You can do both. I find that bigger jumps maximise hangtime (not a meter though, bit much), but can't go wrong with switching things up a little if you're getting nothing. Pike and perch have a tendency to bite my softbait while its on its way down, sometimes straight after a cast.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thankyou anon, I will give all that a try.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy. And don't forget, not catching shit is normal and happens to everyone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your advice worked well anon, although I applied it while canoeing back home rather than where the canals are. Caught a few like this, although the weeds were so thick 80% of cast were instantly dragging weed, they certainly liked the bottom twitching. Psyched for a longer session and hopefully some big ones.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Happy to hear it's working for you!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nice pike, they are really good for making fish patties.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just carry a can of sweet corn with you and a small shovel to find some worms. That's all you need if you're not for sport matters and just want to take something alive from the water.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread and the other fishing one got me going. I loved fishing growing up. Picked up a sick nasty Lew's reel with like 10 bearings, 7ft shimano SLX rod, some soft plastics, couple cranks, a spoon, and DEET.

    Will report back by Monday morning.

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