How the frick am I supposed to install a bidet here?
Can’t reach this shit.
AmericanStandard toilet with the two buttons on top to flush.
How the fuck am I supposed to install a bidet here? Cant reach this shit.
How the frick am I supposed to install a bidet here?
Can’t reach this shit.
AmericanStandard toilet with the two buttons on top to flush.
great photo, expect much help
Just buy a super soaker if squirting your ass with liquids is that big of a deal to you europoors
Someone got it on there, I believe in you.
If you're too fat to squeeze back there, just find someone smaller
Good luck though, I just got a bidet earlier this year and it literally changed my life. I didn't realize that I was chronically constipated. Thought it was just normal to feel like that.
>I just got a bidet earlier this year and it literally changed my life. I didn't realize that I was chronically constipated.
I have been bidet life for a while. How did help with constipation? Are you using it like an enema?
Kek. Anon got the assflusher 5000. Self-made man right there.
Are you talking about a bidet adapter? Doesn't yours clip onto the side of the rim? Then you put a retrofit 3/8" tee on the stop and hook it up there.
>Then you put a retrofit 3/8" tee on the stop and hook it up there.
Most hook up to the bottom of the fill valve.
just unscrew the damn thing I don't understand the problem. do you not have any tools? are you stupid? there are 7 tools I can think of that would loosen that no problem the first being a fricking screwdriver. point it at that tab just exactly like the camera is pointed and push then once it slips you can use your little girl fingers to loosen it the rest of the way. I hope you turned the water off and drained the tank you stupid frick.
Plumber here. There's special pliers for that.
Yeah.
Or you can DIY a tool. Take a piece of PVC that just slides over the fitting body. Cut some slots in it to catch the "ears". Undo flex hose from stop valve and slide homemade tool over fitting. Grab the other end with vice grips or pipe wrench. Twist.
take a hammer to it and buy a new toilet
gg2ez
>yes I want to shoot freezing cold water into my bunghole
Why not just train your body to shit right before your evening shower like a civilized person?