First time >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually dewiener >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time >At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet
Third time >At parents house. >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall
Fourth time >At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground
Fith time >Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works, >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time >Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off
Seventh time >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. >He's showing it off to me >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
First time >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually dewiener >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time >At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet
Third time >At parents house. >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall
Fourth time >At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground
Fith time >Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works, >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time >Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off
Seventh time >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. >He's showing it off to me >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
But it is true. When I had my first one I was scared but my dad sat me down and told me that it happens to every who handles guns. You pretty much have 2 groups: >gun people who've NDd and admit it >gun people who've NDd and lie about it
Made me feel better and has held up every time I have NDd since. You got to share bro, it helps everyone be safer.
If you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fricking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
I was using my open carry Remington 870 as a pointing device at McDonalds trying to communicate to the illiterate employee which breakfast sandwich I wanted on the big screen hung from the ceiling and discharged one into that causing a little bit of a panic
i know they use field telephones for it since they generate a line voltage from a hand crank or a battery then suddenly discharge it into your testicles when you press the button to ring other end of the line.
1, but it was because I just bought my first gun and it was a Norinco SKS that was still covered in Cosmoline. The Cosmoline jammed up the firing pin so it slam fired the first round I chambered into it and the shot went right though the wall of my friend's parent's shed.
Been shooting firearms since I was 7. Dad had an FFL. I strongly believe there is no reason anyone should ever have a negligent discharge if you're not a mindless, irresponsible piece of shit.
I've actually had an accidental one. Firing pin was some sort of stuck and it fired when the round was brought into battery. I've got photo proof of it being a much lighter primer strike than normal.
>Firing pin was some sort of stuck
How does this happen? Poor cleaning/lubrication in the firing pin channel? I fully clean the slide every 500-1k rounds out of paranoia.
one, for some reason i had a mag with like 3rds in my pistol when i stored it to take to a uspsa match. when i was checking my shit in my truck i absentmindedly racked the slide and pulled the trigger, not really sure if its cause i was nervous or what but i still feel pretty rarted about it. whats funny is that no one really noticed.
Why do people need to pull the trigger so bad when they're just inspecting their gun? Around here people would think you're unsafe if you went around pulling triggers every time someone wanted to show you something.
Once. I didn't treat the .25 acp Saturday night special i got as a joke like a real gun and it was a super embarrassing moment, but I was able to completely cover it up, thankfully
If I ever have kids I'm going to best it into them that you never load a mag or chamber a round while indoors. I can understand NDs when you're out shooting and fumbling around, but one in your house doesn't just "happen to everyone". Every house I grew up around had guns, and NDs were completely unheard of.
Just one. My brother had his shotgun in the living room while he was sleeping on the couch the night before (he sleeps there when he’s sick) and I assumed he did not have one in the chamber like a moron, no safety on either so it scared the shit out of me when I picked it up, by the handle and had birdshot make this hole in the wall.
I should have always checked but the lack of a safety caught me off guard
IDK why I've been thinking about it lately but this thread from a few years ago where some moron was "cowboy carrying" and fricking around with the hammer has been running through my mind. He blew a hole in his wall because he thought that initially closing the cylinder with the hammer over an empty chamber rendered the gun somehow safe in any way other than drop safe which was a moot point because it was a modern revolver anyways. I've been trying to find it in the archives but I've had no luck.
>be me >be New Mexico gay >decide to go out and go on a winter desert hike near the us/mex border. >take my new to me m16a4 clone, 250rds of 55gr and a steel target. >start my hike >reach gulch thats popular among other shooters >see something shiny in the distance, get closer, look thru my ACOG >see its a prayer candle in glass. >decide to take a shot at it around 150m away >BANG >cut the candle in half. >put gun down for a second to take in the scenery and pick up my brass. >turn around maybe walk 5 steps from my gun >BANG >fug.jpg >turn around scared shitting my pants, notice nothing out of the ordinary. Gun seems to have fired off by itself. >grab gun, head down to check target >candle i shot was picrel. >goosebumps flush me once i realize what i shot. >pack up and leave.
That was my only ND, i dont even think i can take credit for that one. It must have been a spirit in the desert.
I ND'd a plastic BB gun into my brother's arm one time. Apart from that though, I've only had questionable safety standards when shooting once or twice
>on #3 gun waiting for fire mission >radio: fire mission battery >get onto #2 position (pulls the tit and does vertical adj) >input numbers >adjust >level >#3 yells ON >i yell ready >radio: #1 fire >boom >radio: #2 fire >boom >radio: #3 fire >waiting for pos 1 to yell FIRE >waiting >waiting >turn around and look at him >he yells at me "WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!" >mustn't have heard him >yank the tit >boom >gun position goes "oooo" >bag or charges hits me in the head >pos 1 yells at me "you didn't say ready!" >thought i did
woops. kek
pic related
I’ve had one accidental discharge >shooting Beretta CX4 >never had any issues for thousands of rounds >suddenly in the middle of a mag the trigger becomes super heavy >think the safety is on, it isn’t >pull the trigger as hard as I can >nothing >stand there pointing rifle at wall of gravel pit >suddenly hammer falls without me touching the trigger >rifle fires into berm >keep shooting without any more problems >sell rifle later because that malfunction sketched me out
And one negligent discharge that I do not accept the full blame for >go shooting with young coworker >coworker is shooting his first gun, a Polymer 80 he put together >going fine >at some point the take down bar thing in the frame fell out >gun is completely seized up >coworker puts it down and tells me what happened >looking it over while pointing it down range I notice the takedown bar thing is gone >I need to pull the trigger to attempt to get the slide off >mag is already out of the gun >coworker says he ejected the round in the chamber (he didn’t) >I didn’t believe he did because the gun is seized up so I press him on it >he swears he did (he didn’t) >cannot check for myself because the gun is seized >don’t want to just hold the gun normally and shoot cuz I’m afraid the slide will come off or something >hold it with my shooting hand thumb behind the slide to keep it locked shut (do this all the time when shooting suppressed, no big deal) and with my support hand on top of the slide to hold it in case it wants to go off the front of the gun since the take down bar is gone >still pointing gun down range just more at belly height and pull trigger >coworker did not eject the round in the chamber >gun goes bang >bullet goes down range no problem but breaks my target stand >mixture of embarrassment and anger >coworker says “oh oops”
Zero.
Not too many, about eight?
How could I forget
First time
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually dewiener
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet
Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall
Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground
Fith time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
> pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off
Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
I love these, keep em coming
Obligatory (You)
Go back home war tourists
This is the greatest argument against gun rights that I have ever seen. Please turn in your firearms to the nearest police station
there's nothing to be ashamed of. NDs are part and parcel of gun ownership .
Someone is going to see this and think it's true.
But it is true. When I had my first one I was scared but my dad sat me down and told me that it happens to every who handles guns. You pretty much have 2 groups:
>gun people who've NDd and admit it
>gun people who've NDd and lie about it
Made me feel better and has held up every time I have NDd since. You got to share bro, it helps everyone be safer.
Are you sure he wasn't talking about jerking off?
Thanks, I only came here for that post.
The rare pasta that ages like fine wine.
Bro how the frick are you not checking your gun like a saint after your second time having this happen you.
It’s like fate itself protects you.
it's a meme you dip
holyshit you have no business owning copypastas
Those are clearly ACCIDENTAL discharges, negligence implies ill intent.
If you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fricking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
Zero
He's hooking that battery up backwards and it triggers my mechanic autism.
its only backwards if the battery was in a circuit, like a car, in this case hooking it up this way doesn't change the end result.
>the end result
An extra spicy T-bone?
I was using my open carry Remington 870 as a pointing device at McDonalds trying to communicate to the illiterate employee which breakfast sandwich I wanted on the big screen hung from the ceiling and discharged one into that causing a little bit of a panic
Zero negligent discharges but several accidental
It's just 12V, you wouldn't even feel it on your hands.
Aren't car batteries explicitly used for torture? The specific method involves attaching the clamps to the nipples, as I recall.
When I did it it was balls but I could see nipples working too with the right person.
Wouldn’t that just make you cum?
I saw a yt short that explained a car battery is low voltage but high amperage.
i know they use field telephones for it since they generate a line voltage from a hand crank or a battery then suddenly discharge it into your testicles when you press the button to ring other end of the line.
>those bastards are giving our boys the spicy ring-a-ding dong!
Anything less than a kV AC is basically children's voltages. I've drawn bigger arcs from induction than that little battery can create.
AMPS you Black person.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André-Marie_Ampère
1, but it was because I just bought my first gun and it was a Norinco SKS that was still covered in Cosmoline. The Cosmoline jammed up the firing pin so it slam fired the first round I chambered into it and the shot went right though the wall of my friend's parent's shed.
bump
Zero
Been shooting firearms since I was 7. Dad had an FFL. I strongly believe there is no reason anyone should ever have a negligent discharge if you're not a mindless, irresponsible piece of shit.
I've actually had an accidental one. Firing pin was some sort of stuck and it fired when the round was brought into battery. I've got photo proof of it being a much lighter primer strike than normal.
>Firing pin was some sort of stuck
How does this happen? Poor cleaning/lubrication in the firing pin channel? I fully clean the slide every 500-1k rounds out of paranoia.
Only a minor one
One, during actual combat when i was nervous as shit.
one, for some reason i had a mag with like 3rds in my pistol when i stored it to take to a uspsa match. when i was checking my shit in my truck i absentmindedly racked the slide and pulled the trigger, not really sure if its cause i was nervous or what but i still feel pretty rarted about it. whats funny is that no one really noticed.
Why do people need to pull the trigger so bad when they're just inspecting their gun? Around here people would think you're unsafe if you went around pulling triggers every time someone wanted to show you something.
one
It happens to the best of us
Around wiggers, never relax.
Zero, with two close calls at the same friend's apartment. both would have been the result of negligence on my part.
One time
Just the usual amount
My ass did a negligent discharge the other day. That was a tough day at work.
Once. I didn't treat the .25 acp Saturday night special i got as a joke like a real gun and it was a super embarrassing moment, but I was able to completely cover it up, thankfully
Story time pls
How could you give your own brother the spicy silverware, Dominic?
If I ever have kids I'm going to best it into them that you never load a mag or chamber a round while indoors. I can understand NDs when you're out shooting and fumbling around, but one in your house doesn't just "happen to everyone". Every house I grew up around had guns, and NDs were completely unheard of.
Just one. My brother had his shotgun in the living room while he was sleeping on the couch the night before (he sleeps there when he’s sick) and I assumed he did not have one in the chamber like a moron, no safety on either so it scared the shit out of me when I picked it up, by the handle and had birdshot make this hole in the wall.
I should have always checked but the lack of a safety caught me off guard
IDK why I've been thinking about it lately but this thread from a few years ago where some moron was "cowboy carrying" and fricking around with the hammer has been running through my mind. He blew a hole in his wall because he thought that initially closing the cylinder with the hammer over an empty chamber rendered the gun somehow safe in any way other than drop safe which was a moot point because it was a modern revolver anyways. I've been trying to find it in the archives but I've had no luck.
One
>be me
>be New Mexico gay
>decide to go out and go on a winter desert hike near the us/mex border.
>take my new to me m16a4 clone, 250rds of 55gr and a steel target.
>start my hike
>reach gulch thats popular among other shooters
>see something shiny in the distance, get closer, look thru my ACOG
>see its a prayer candle in glass.
>decide to take a shot at it around 150m away
>BANG
>cut the candle in half.
>put gun down for a second to take in the scenery and pick up my brass.
>turn around maybe walk 5 steps from my gun
>BANG
>fug.jpg
>turn around scared shitting my pants, notice nothing out of the ordinary. Gun seems to have fired off by itself.
>grab gun, head down to check target
>candle i shot was picrel.
>goosebumps flush me once i realize what i shot.
>pack up and leave.
That was my only ND, i dont even think i can take credit for that one. It must have been a spirit in the desert.
>Jesus ND'd my gun
I fricked around with a RIA 1911 with the safety on and it fired. Got sent back and it was fixed
I ND'd a plastic BB gun into my brother's arm one time. Apart from that though, I've only had questionable safety standards when shooting once or twice
None.
A few accidentals, but every time the gun was pointed down the range, so they cannot be classified as negligent.
I am VERY mindful of muzzle discipline when I know a gun is chambered, or am in doubt of the fact
ND a 105mm Arty Piece during training
>on #3 gun waiting for fire mission
>radio: fire mission battery
>get onto #2 position (pulls the tit and does vertical adj)
>input numbers
>adjust
>level
>#3 yells ON
>i yell ready
>radio: #1 fire
>boom
>radio: #2 fire
>boom
>radio: #3 fire
>waiting for pos 1 to yell FIRE
>waiting
>waiting
>turn around and look at him
>he yells at me "WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!"
>mustn't have heard him
>yank the tit
>boom
>gun position goes "oooo"
>bag or charges hits me in the head
>pos 1 yells at me "you didn't say ready!"
>thought i did
woops. kek
pic related
I’ve had one accidental discharge
>shooting Beretta CX4
>never had any issues for thousands of rounds
>suddenly in the middle of a mag the trigger becomes super heavy
>think the safety is on, it isn’t
>pull the trigger as hard as I can
>nothing
>stand there pointing rifle at wall of gravel pit
>suddenly hammer falls without me touching the trigger
>rifle fires into berm
>keep shooting without any more problems
>sell rifle later because that malfunction sketched me out
And one negligent discharge that I do not accept the full blame for
>go shooting with young coworker
>coworker is shooting his first gun, a Polymer 80 he put together
>going fine
>at some point the take down bar thing in the frame fell out
>gun is completely seized up
>coworker puts it down and tells me what happened
>looking it over while pointing it down range I notice the takedown bar thing is gone
>I need to pull the trigger to attempt to get the slide off
>mag is already out of the gun
>coworker says he ejected the round in the chamber (he didn’t)
>I didn’t believe he did because the gun is seized up so I press him on it
>he swears he did (he didn’t)
>cannot check for myself because the gun is seized
>don’t want to just hold the gun normally and shoot cuz I’m afraid the slide will come off or something
>hold it with my shooting hand thumb behind the slide to keep it locked shut (do this all the time when shooting suppressed, no big deal) and with my support hand on top of the slide to hold it in case it wants to go off the front of the gun since the take down bar is gone
>still pointing gun down range just more at belly height and pull trigger
>coworker did not eject the round in the chamber
>gun goes bang
>bullet goes down range no problem but breaks my target stand
>mixture of embarrassment and anger
>coworker says “oh oops”
i almost died because of an ND of a muh deuce
but i wasn't the one that fired it
Is it negligent if you're wasted when it happens
it's inebriated discharge
One.