How good of an idea is it to attempt to disembowel someone in a knife fight?

How good of an idea is it to attempt to disembowel someone in a knife fight? I've heard about stabbing incidents where the victim is stabbed 150 times and lives. After watching that video of those british arabs and another of hispanic dudes nick a guy in the jugular and them go down in 5 seconds, I figured that is always the best bet. But what about disembowelment? I never thought it was possible to do with such a small knife but new evidence has made me change my view.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry about it OP, you'd have to leave the house for it to matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      False, someone could break into my house.
      That is why I train with the Katana.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The wakizashi would work better in enclosed spaces. But so would a ball peen hammer or your dad's bowling trophy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          DAS A HAMMER DAWG

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying you're trying to achieve greatness with the katana?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just go full Aztec and rip the other guy's heart out of his chest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You were browsing that Mexico thread, weren't you?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I walk away from shit like this. As soon as I realize I cant reason with the person I just peace the frick out.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The point of stabbing someone in the guts is they don't know they're in a knife fight until they've been stabbed. If you keep that rule in mind, it works pretty well despite the wound being survivable in many cases.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We just had like a 340 post thing on this incident OP you homosexual. Wait until the trial is over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He could also head over to /misc/ for a laugh. The threads over there are full of a ridiculous number of anti self defense zoomers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not everybody lives on /k/ 24-7

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was deleted at 399. Oddly enough it had been stuck at that post count for like 30min and had already been up for several hours. Jannies were slacking I guess.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Qrd on that pic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A boomer gypo stabbed a group of teens for making fun of him after he was acting creepy and toucing them on the tubes at this river. The mutt in the picture got disemboweled after the gypo struck the woman in the group (she was also stabbed by him). This is the mutt with his organs intestines hanging outside his body.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't stab them for "making fun of him" lmao have you not seen the video?
        They knocked him over and were hitting him in the head while he was down.
        Getting KO'd while in a river could obviously end with you dying so imo its justified self defense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They knocked him over and were hitting him in the head while he was down.
          He pulled out his knife before this happened. Rewatch it again. He was getting ready to stab them before they attacked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He was getting ready to defend himself if need be. That isn't illegal anon.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              moron he was getting approached

              It is actually, it's called brandishing. Being approached does not create a right to kill as much as I wish it did because of the JWs and mormons in my neighborhood.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You dont know stand your ground laws exist?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Being approached does not create a right to kill
                Being attacked does though and that is what happened to him. He did not start stabbing until he was attacked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn’t illegal to pull out his knife surrounded by a pack of wiggers knowing it was escalating, this guy walks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. Why did he change clothes, chuck the murder weapon and then play dumb with the police if he was truly innocent ? People are clowns defending this guy. What a joke.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just don't understand Romani culture

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why did he change clothes
                He didn't change clothes. The clothes he put on were the clothes he arrived there in. This has been addressed over a dozen times so far in the trial.
                >chuck the murder weapon and then play dumb with the police if he was truly innocent
                That was dumb as heck and some of it can be associated with shock the other is just him being a dumb ass. What he did after is overall irrelevant with the charges though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >What he did after is overall irrelevant with the charges though.
                It is relevant because it is evidence of guilty conscience. Same as literally lying to the police "what stabbing? Idk lmao"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the prosecutor? Trying to spin stupidity as premeditated murder when the other party assaulted him first is ridiculous.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is what zoomies think is evidence of guilt.
                Heres a smart tip zoomzoom, dont approach people with knives intending to attack them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is what’s going to frick him in the end, also shows that he knew he fricked up or else he could have come clean to the police that he defended himself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                None of that can provide evidence beyond a reasonable doubt that he went over to those teenagers with the intent to kill them. Is it damaging or confusing evidence? Sure is no one can deny that, but it isn't strong enough evidence to convict.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The fricking knife he had in his hand is evidence of intent to kill or cause grievous bodily harm beyond a reasonable doubt. A claim of self defense requires a presumption of an intent to kill. It is a justification that excuses a murder and it requires admitting that you did intend to kill the person. By claiming self defense he has to admit he had an intent to kill otherwise he didn't feel his life was truly in danger or needed defending. The only question is whether his self defense was justified by a bunch of teenagers calling him a pedo and pushing him down after he touches them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The fricking knife he had in his hand is evidence of intent to kill or cause grievous bodily harm beyond a reasonable doubt
                He pulled out the knife in a situation he found dangerous. He only used the knife when he was attacked. The attackers never saw the knife so you can't say they attacked because of it. Self defense law in Wisconsin states you have to put yourself in the individuals shoes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He pulled out the knife in a situation he found dangerous.
                >He only used the knife when he was attacked.
                There's your intent to kill beyond a reasonable doubt moron. Now you just have to hope his jury buys his claim that teenagers laughing and pushing you was a reasonable threat to his life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Last time I checked shoving is called assault.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                battery in Wisconsin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Assault give you a right to self defense, but lethal self defense requires an imminent deadly threat. So not only did he have to be assaulted, but the jury has to believe it was reasonable that he would have been killed by the zoomers to justify stabbing them. That's how the law works.
                t. lawyer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Death or great bodily harm, and yes that can be argued in this case

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anyone can argue it, but his freedom depends on whether the jury finds it reasonable

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It is battery in every state in the union.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Now you just have to hope his jury buys his claim that teenagers laughing and pushing you was a reasonable threat to his life
                The defendant is a 52 year old out of shape man who had a quadrupedal bypass done just 2 years prior. He was hit in the face twice. He was pushed into the river and then held down in the river. He was choked. He was surrounded by a mob of angry people. That is a reasonable threat to his life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He already had his knife out ready to stab the kids before they touched him

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Was he threatening any of them with the knife?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Every witness so far has stated he was not threatening them in any way. One witness said he looked demonic. Another witness said his eyes were wild.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When did the knife come out specifically? What was the trigger?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                calling him a pedophile

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What do people do to pedophiles?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                post them on tiktok, which is what they were doing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And nothing else? Do you think theres no historical precedent where accused pedophiles get assaulted?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                getting assaulted doesn't allow you to use lethal force to defend yourself, his life had to be threatened otherwise he could only use nonlethal means to protect himself. He could have shoved them sure, but not stabbed at that point, legally.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >getting assaulted doesn't allow you to use lethal force to defend yourself
                Yeah it does.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok moron you are an actual moron and don't know how self defense law works
                the standard was never "i got assaulted so I shot him"
                it was "I reasonably thought my life was in danger so I shot him"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Generally speaking most assaults can be deadly. Fists kill more than rifles

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it was "I reasonably thought my life was in danger so I shot him"
                You don't think a 54 year old man getting punched, choked, and shoved into a river full of rocks by a bunch of young men shouting that he's a pedo could not reasonably be in fear for his life?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                None of those things except calling him a pedophile happened before he pulled out his knife to stab them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He never lunged at anyone to stab them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was being shoved over wet rocks, thats a hazardous situation. If I shove you and you fall to your death thats a lethal attack. If you try to push someone on a slippery hard surface you are potentially going to kill them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >getting assaulted doesn't allow you to use lethal force to defend yourself
                lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was an older man with a heart problem being attack by half a dozen high school football players in a river. You have to put yourself in the position of the person shoes in self defense cases in Wisconsin. Are you saying that he didn't have a reasonable reason for fear of life in that situation?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not at the point when he pulled out his knife and intended to kill them, which is before they touched him, no.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're really hung up on him pulling out the knife aren't you. He was not attacked because he pulled out the knife. He only used the knife after he was attack. Him having the knife in his hand does not dismiss self defense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Him having the knife in his hand does not dismiss self defense.
                It does because it shows intent to kill before he was in any danger. It's not like he just had it. He pulled it out to stab the kids.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He pulled it out to stab the kids
                In case he was attacked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He pulled it out to stab the kids
                He pulled out a knife to defend himself in a situation he found dangerous. That may involve stabbing someone. Justifiable homicide. Do you understand those words?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If he found the situation dangerous, he would have left instead of pulling out his knife and acting like a psycho glaring at everyone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He tried to leave this has been started many times. The teenagers followed him. The direction from which he originally came, the direction that his group was in, was not blocked by the teenagers and females. Down river is far deeper water and away from his tubes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meant to say NOW blocked by the teenagers and females.

                yeah, the old geezer should've tried to outrun the mob of young footbal players while in a slippery surface

                He is refusing to put himself in the shoes of the defendant.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > He tried to leave this has been started many times
                No he didn’t.
                He never tired to walk away from the group. He kept escalating.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh you've just been baiting this whole time kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so you're trolling.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because people angrily approached him dumb zoomzoom

                because he just approached them and started touching them and their stuff

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So potentially murdering people is a measured response for touching an inner tube amd being cringe?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yo boomers are literally so fricking fragile holy shit
                he wasn't potentially murdered, he was goofed on for being a creep

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shoving people on slippery rocks is attempted murder

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He also pushed the teens in the very beginning off their tubes. So he attempted to murder them from the start.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the zoomers who came up to him?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No before that, when he walks up to them with a snorkel and pushes them and loses his fricking snorkel like a moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So that means he deserves to be killed?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they could have drowned in the water and died

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You dont get to murder people after the fact.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't murder him after the fact, they called him a pedophile and he pulled out his knife to kill them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They tried to murder him by pushing him after they commited libel. Pedophilia is not being stupid and knocking into a tube.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he was goofed on for being a creep
                I don't even have a reaction imagine to express how moronic this is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't get to just walk up to people sitting on tubes touching them and all their stuff without saying anything

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So why did the zoomers try to murder him?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In self defense because he assaulted them and tried to murder them when he pushed them off their tubes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >pushed them off their rubes
                They all admitted on the stand that they stood up out of their tubes. They all admitted he never actually touched them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's literally seen doing in in the video

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He is touching their tubes. No one is arguing that. They all said he never touched THEM. They all said they stood up by THEMSELVES. He didn't shove them out of their tubes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He created a dangerous situation where they had to quickly jump out of their tubes which were getting assaulted. They could have slipped on a wet rock and died. Therefore they had the right to kill him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Read

                I see it's full mental gymnastics time. Wisconsin law states you have to put yourself in the persons shoes. The shoes of a 52 year old man with a heart problem is different than a 17 year old football player.

                You're also not allowed to follow someone and then attack them since that would make you the aggressor. You're actually so mentally delusional it's kind of sad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, there must be a "reasonable belief." You're again, twisting into wild hypotheticals that have no bearing on the case. They aren't on trial here. He is, and the fact is that you cannot prove beyond a reasonable doubt that his intention this whole interaction was to kill someone.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm convinced now that you're trolling because you're deliberately going against what the parties involved are saying in court for this dumbass whataboutism

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But they weren't in danger? They fled, werent in danger then went after him. Thats attempted murder.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >wtf bruh we just goofin on you don't get m-ACK

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Post guns, zoomer.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he was goofed on for being a creep

                he was searching on the floor of the river for something he probably brushed their feet with his hairy boomer back like twice and they fricking lost their minds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit that he walked away.

                [...]
                Yet he came back.

                The teenagers followed him. He never returned to the teenagers.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit that he walked away.
                [...]
                The teenagers followed him. He never returned to the teenagers.


                Actually I'm moronic, he literally walks right back

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He walks to the two adult females that just approached from another group. That is away from the teenagers yet still.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh you've just been baiting this whole time kek

                Yet he came back.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, the old geezer should've tried to outrun the mob of young footbal players while in a slippery surface

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As someone pointed out before there is no obligation to retreat in that situation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                there's no obligation to take out your knife and reveal your intent to kill them either

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Brandishing is not in itself proof of intent, even in situations where it is illegal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The zoomers never knew about the knife, this is erroneous and irrelevant. You better be baiting being this dumb.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He had it out in his hands prior to the fight dipshit moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because people angrily approached him dumb zoomzoom

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They all testified they didn't see it, which is about the only thing their testimonies agree on

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No of course not but you do have a right to arm and defend yourself if you find the situation dangerous enough to warrant it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Neither is there an obligation to defend yourself. You could be passive and have the snot knocked out of you, possibly resulting in permanent injury. What you do have is a right to defend yourself, and under Wisconsin law, this man is entirely within his right to brandish a weapon, not simply for self defense but " to prevent or terminate what the person reasonably believes to be an unlawful interference. State v. Watkins, 2002 WI 101, 255 Wis. 2d 265, 647 N.W.2d 244, 00-0064."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It does because it shows intent to kill before he was in any danger.
                So, anon, if you were surrounded in the street by Tyrone, Demitrius (who needs to go take a shit), Tayshon, and Seandre, each making accusations at you, acting in a belligerent manner while they are intoxicated, you would say that you were not in danger?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If I thought I was I would leave

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what I asked you. Answer the question. Do you believe that is a dangerous situation?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dangerous in a social media virality way, not in a going to die way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So being assaulted by military aged athletic males is just an embarrassing Tik Tok to you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. Let it be known that anon thinks it's perfectly safe, and not at all dangerous, to be surrounded by a pack of belligerent drunks who have made serious accusations against him. That even after they have followed him and blocked off his path to escape, anon believes that he is in no danger other than "social media." Is there any question as to what kind of braindead frickwit is defending these zoomers?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He pulled it out to stab the kids.
                Are you a mind reader?
                >kids
                You mean the drunk and confrontational military aged males?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >intended to kill them
                i know nothing about this case but you're a bullshitter if he didn't literally say that he was gonna attack them or kill them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to lay a finger on someone to assault them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >shoes in self defense

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >high school football players
                Were they really? That makes it even more pathetic that they jobbed so hard to a lone boomer. Zoomers are the most pathetic generation ever.

                Not at the point when he pulled out his knife and intended to kill them, which is before they touched him, no.

                Do you think people have to wait until they've already been attacked before they can even think about drawing a weapon to defend themselves? Because that's wrong, as a bunch of anons have said.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you think people have to wait until they've already been attacked before they can even think about drawing a weapon to defend themselves? Because that's wrong, as a bunch of anons have said.
                He has to reasonably fear for his life. And if he walked away instead of pulling it out, he wouldn't be in any danger at all. Instead, he pulled it out and stood there like a bozo before there was any real danger.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You arent obligated to get away from violent assaulters in Wisconsin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He already tried walking away. 62 feet away. The 1:20 webm only shows the end of the confrontation. How far in your mind should he have fled? 100 feet? 100 yards? A mile? Is it reasonable for some random zoomers to be able to expel anyone they deem "creepy" from a place they both have the same right to be in? How far does this right extend? Could a group of zoomers expel everyone from a river all the way to the ocean if they deemed those people creepy? Really want to understand your logic here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The person recording was a 220 pound linebacker at the time. He now wrestles and is a linebacker in college.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                First time you can clearly see it out is 1.45 of

                OP IS A gayGET

                which is after the confrontation began but before any physical force was used against him. The zoomers were shouting and ganging up on him but hadn't touched him. It was while the blonde was getting in his face that he seems to get it out, around 1.43.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So someone came up to him aggressively and he misinterpreted the aggression as being more lethal than it was but did not use the knife until physically attacked? Sounds like he made the right call to arm himself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like it. It's a folder so it might have been in his clenched hand around 10 seconds earlier when they started coming up to him, but the first clear view of the blade is when the blonde is in front of him and four or five boys are next to the cameraman spreading out and flanking him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Idk where you're looking but going over the video right before the initial push his hands are empty he came up from the water after with the knife in hand after they proceeded to attack him while he was down

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                At 25 seconds

                OP IS A gayGET

                before he's pushed, look for yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why do young girls act like violent nogs these days, they all speak like them too and it's disgusting

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He has the knife in his hand when he is talking to the females. It's both at his side at one point and in front of his groin area at another. This isn't a point of contention.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/6BDIaZF.png

                At 25 seconds [...]
                before he's pushed, look for yourself

                I concede my statement then I honeslty didn't see it and I watched it like 3 times damn how'd I miss that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The video happens so fast it's very easy to miss a lot of it. That is why screenshots have been used so much during this case.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's literally irrelevant because he wasn't just confronted by females.
                >A defendant may demonstrate that the defendant was acting lawfully, a necessary element of an accident defense, by showing that the defendant was acting in lawful self-defense.
                >Although intentionally pointing a firearm at another constitutes a violation of s. 941.20, under s. 939.48 (1) a person is privileged to point a gun at another person in self-defense if the person reasonably believes that the threat of force is necessary to prevent or terminate what the person reasonably believes to be an unlawful interference. State v. Watkins, 2002 WI 101, 255 Wis. 2d 265, 647 N.W.2d 244, 00-0064.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I know, anon I'm just trying to keep the facts straight and be consistent. Once one person says something that isn't true it can derail the whole conversation even if you side with them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If he was that frail then bro could have walked away and looked later. Not excusing the shithead zoomers either but no one had to die. Zoomers could have moved on instead of mobbing him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The fricking knife he had in his hand is evidence of intent to kill or cause grievous bodily harm
                No, especially as he was surrounded by underage drinkers accusing him and following him after he tried to extricate himself from the situation. Having a weapon out to de-escalate is legal in Wisconsin. Furthermore, they attacked him first. He wasn't holding them there. If they had backed off it would have been over. What you are looking for is the phrase "if not for." What actions did he take that precipitated this attack? None. He didn't take out a knife and start stabbing. He only stabbed when he was attacked. If not for the assault on his person everyone would have gone home alive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > after he tried to extricate himself from the situation
                Lol. Standing still with a knife in his hand and continuing to escalate with them when you can just walk away isn’t “extricating” you fricking idiot. Why the frick are so many of you homosexuals tripping over yourselves trying to suck this old dudes dick? He’s a fricking idiot like the zoomers but at least the zoomers didn’t use a knife to turn a minor dispute into a lethal encounter because they thought they were Rambo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Lol. Standing still with a knife in his hand and continuing to escalate
                There's nothing illegal in Wisconsin about doing that, especially when they followed him and surrounded him. That's legal self-defense. Wisconsin has no duty to retreat, and I didn't hear him say anything escalatory.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Instead the zoomies thought they were marvel characters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomers didn’t use a knife to turn a minor dispute into a lethal encounter because they thought they were Rambo
                Did we watch the same video? They were shoving this old dude around, that's fricking dangerous, do you have parents? Are they old? Do you know what a fall can do to a old person?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was being approached by a bunch of people shouting that he was a pedophile in an effort to provoke violence against him, which was successful. They just didn't count on getting violence back.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Brandishing excludes self defense, which this was.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually Wisconsin explicitly allows for brandishing in self-defense " to prevent or terminate what the person reasonably believes to be an unlawful interference."
                It doesn't even have to be about self-defense.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            moron he was getting approached

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based boomer gyppo, women should not be out in public.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BGL4gGk.png

      A boomer gypo stabbed a group of teens for making fun of him after he was acting creepy and toucing them on the tubes at this river. The mutt in the picture got disemboweled after the gypo struck the woman in the group (she was also stabbed by him). This is the mutt with his organs intestines hanging outside his body.

      pic of the gnarly scar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pocket knife
        Frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I consider it a pocket knife, but a lot of people are trying to say it's a utility knife. It is roughly the size of what I carry every day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Will this boomer get J.A.I.L'ed or is that a self defense?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Luckily his charges are 1st degree homicide and 5+ counts of attempted 1st degree homicide. If the jury follows rule of law and the requirements the judge gives them there is zero chance he is convicted. The prosecution has to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that the defendant walk up to the teenagers with the intent to kill them which is impossible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have to guess that the prosecution threw this together without getting a look at the phone vid.
                >yes your honor. It was definitely my plan to stand around awkwardly trying to find my goggles until I had an excuse to get into a life or death fight with multiple teenagers after my quadruple bypass
                Or maybe there's some moronic frick-frick games going on in the background.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's been very apparent the prosecution hates showing the video. The defense made note in the opening statement that there was close to 5,000 frames in the video and the prosecution is choosing to show 20 of them to make the defended look bad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but how do you take a look at the video beforehand and think you can get away with 5 charges of attempted first degree? He's a bumbling older guy that got surrounded and didn't actually attack anyone until they'd already aggressed. I don't think you can even hear him taunt anyone on the vid.

                Like, the balls on this prosecutor. What was his plan? Just lie out his ass and hope for the best?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Just lie out his ass and hope for the best?
                He's bending the narrative to fit his truth. Which is lying with extra steps. There is speculation the prosecution went with the highest possible charge because they knew they wouldn't be able to get a conviction so if they do this they can say they tried their hardest. He might be hoping for a hung jury.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Just lie out his ass and hope for the best?
                That's how lawyers operate, correct.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i don't know man some people get incredibly harsh convictions and sentences for incidents wherein they clearly didn't mean for someone to die. Who fricking knows

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All it takes is one hold out. 8 people on the jury are over the age of 50, 3 of them are over the age of 70 and I think there is 1 that is 90 or some shit. All it takes is one to self insert into the defendants position.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a well defined line tbh. Although when I think of a utility knife I usually think of something more along the lines of a boxcutter.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is a perfect case to discuss when it comes to knives too and it's sad to see /k/ making it more political. Why he had a knife is a BIG part of this case. Multiple witnesses have said he always carries a knife and one witnesses stated he asked the defended to bring the knife to cut twine to attach the tubes. It goes to show always have a logical reason to carry a knife and don't carry one that looks too tactical because even if it's legal the prosecution will spend 10+ hours trying to convince the jury you carry it to kill.

              >they were all drunk
              Oh even better. So they REALLY have no chance of convicting the stabber now.

              What's more concerning is it's all 17 year olds drunk as a skunk. None of them have the same story.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it's all 17 year olds drunk as a skunk
                hot

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The annoying thing is that it doesn't even look tactical.
                >black plastic
                >mild ribbing on the handle for grip
                >completely normal blade geometry and finish
                It's as boring a knife as you can get. It would only be less offensive if it were one of those bright red Milwaukees or something but those are also kinda fat for daily use.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's the scary part. Now imagine if it was some kind of gravity knife or fixed blade any kind of tactical blade how bad that would look. I almost want to swap the handle on mine to hunting orange after watching the trial.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most of them were in their twenties

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The original group was a group of teenagers from high school. There were 3 other groups involved too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how can we weaponize gypo boomer c**ts beyond just clearing zoomies from waterways

                i feel like they'd be great in trench warfare or protecting a beach head

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they can be used for stealing the wallets of our enemies and telling our fortunes in our palms

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >even if it's legal the prosecution will spend 10+ hours trying to convince the jury
                Always expect the dirtbag lawyer to lie and cheat. Always. They do not care about justice. They don't care about the law. They don't care about your rights. They care about their record and the clout they can get from your conviction. They are more than happy to ruin your life because one day you accidentally CC'd something like a gun with a "spicy" engraving (punisher skull, mythosaur skull, edgy text, whatever), a gun loaded with meme ammo like Zombiemax or RIP, or had something like a ka-bar on you instead of baby's first swiss army knife. Even if you were explicitly within the bounds of the law with plenty of evidence a corrupt prosecutor is absolutely going to do his best to convince the jury you're a murderous menace to society regardless of the law.

                Everyone on this board should make an effort to get a good lawyer's contact info and plan your carry setups for the areas you'll be in.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is the reason my carry items are plain Jane. Everyone should carry with the knowledge that what you're carrying will always be used against you in.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This should be common fricking sense but I've seen plenty of morons on this board claim it's boomer fuddlore and wouldn't happen in le based <state>.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                People forget that just because it's a red state doesn't mean there aren't any blue counties, cities, districts, etc where the local courts will work extra hard to frick you over for any number of reasons directly related to your weapon of choice and how it's set up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I've seen plenty of morons on this board claim it's boomer fuddlore and wouldn't happen in le based <state>
                No you haven't. What you've seen is people saying that the jury in le based <state> know that finding out as a direct result of fricking around is to be applauded.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Only difference is that pocket knife is just "bad" utility knife that goes to pocket

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The difference in practicality yes, but the difference in public perception no.

              holy frick my sides are on their way to Mars

              It's one of the many songs that you can use. I would rather kids know that instead of nothing. Would be a fricking shame to die listening to someone sing that song though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Luckily if you're getting chest compressions you aren't going to be conscious

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's definitely pocket size. I don't know what would distinguish it as a utility knife or not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >utility knife
            the locking mechanism is a bit weak for that purpose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HE SURVIVED?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In the old days disembowelment was pretty much always fatal but now they can put everything back in and manage the infections with modern drugs. You may end up shitting in a bag though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait who died then? I assumed it was this dude

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this young aryan german boy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Isnt that a israeli name?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's also the name of one of the most famous german composers who wrote Ave Maria ffs. Also the kid is blond and looks pure germanic stock.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and now he's dead because he decided to hang out with mutts and thots

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Final destination type shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Man, I really hate that the audio version of this video has been curtailed, and most versions floating around cuts out the "ARE YOU READY?" prior the screen falling - I just feel as though it provided something to the spectacle.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ that genuinely made me jump.
                Couldn't have been more perfectly under it, either.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                His mother had some Hispanic name

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Could be from a later marriage, considering divorce rates in America

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's a german name you dingus

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is that guy shown in the video somewhere?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/LnRgzrm.jpg

          this young aryan german boy

          stabbed through the ribs into his heart, died very fast

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ryhley Mattison almost got got this way too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Ryhley
              She deserved it just for having such a stupid name. Was she named by a fricking dyslexic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer fricked around, zoomer found out
      >IS THIS REAL LIFE?
      >IS THIS REAL LIFE?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fr Fr

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >POV: you're a 2006 Chrysler 300 with 200k miles for 29%APR on a BHPH lot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >boomer is looking for a phone or something in the river
      >maybe thinks he sees some rowdy teens holding it up?
      >runs over
      >trips, tries to catch himself on their inner tubes and drops his snorkel
      >takes too long to find it
      >teens are drunk and high, one of them starts screaming about how he's looking for girls or something
      >calls all his friends over to beat up boomer, push him down into the water, etc.
      >boomer has a knife
      >several injured, at least one dead
      >literally everyone involved lies to the police when they get there
      Its a shitshow all around.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Misunderstanding results in a fight and at least three or four zoomers getting shanked when they jump the boomer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Misunderstanding results in a fight and at least three or four zoomers getting shanked when they jump the boomer.

        I still think the boomer should go to jail, but I totally understand him, frick these zoomers, they think life is a short where they dab on le creepy old man for likes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I still think the boomer should go to jail
          You should go to jail you Black person homosexual or even better straight to the gas chamber, boomer did the right thing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
            >I wanna vicariously murder zoomers through lead-addled old gypos!!!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bait

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Drunk zoomers wanted to murder the boomer, reefer to the video evidence. Killing useless zoomers in self defense is based, while you are being gay and moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers act like Black folk and pretend real life is tiktok then realize there are consequences.
      "IS THIS REAL? IS THIS REAL? IS THIS REAAAALLLLLL?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >whaaa people can't just stab other people it's a crime?
        Glad the psycho is rotting in jail, now th only poon he's getting is from Black folk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Glad one of the shitty zoomers is rotting in the ground too.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not easy to kill someone with a knife, it takes a while unless you somehow penetrate the skull/heart or attack the spine.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Small knives can penetrate a lot further than you might think because most body tissues are compressible. If you stab with a lot of force then the compression will give you at least an extra inch beyond the physical length of the blade.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP IS A gayGET

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP IS A gayGET

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What was his fricking problem to begin with?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he lost some fricking phone then grabbed a snorkel to go look for it, then dropped that and lost it and then started touching the teens and looking under their tubes without clearly explaining what he was doing so they thought he was some pedophile and told him to frick off but he wouldn't and he smacked a girl asking him to leave so they all jumped him and he stabbed them too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is probably one of the more disingenuous descriptions I've seen.

            The knife is out and in his hand before they attack him

            This boomer might be going down

            There is nothing illegal about that though.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >This is probably one of the more disingenuous descriptions I've seen.
              I gave him the benefit of the doubt and left out the part that he was probably looking to stab them after they humiliated him by calling him a pedo creep

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The prosecutor can use the fact that he brandished the knife first to argue the attack from the group was justified, that they were the ones defending themselves

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >to argue the attack from the group was justified
                He can't because all the witnesses have stated they never saw the knife.

                >This is probably one of the more disingenuous descriptions I've seen.
                I gave him the benefit of the doubt and left out the part that he was probably looking to stab them after they humiliated him by calling him a pedo creep

                Well I guess there is just no reasoning with you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >holding a weapon makes the people who want to attack you want to attack you even more
                Yeah, I know if I was in the situation if someone pulled a knife on me I'd instantly believe it was my best intention to go on and continue attacking them...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If only the group wasn't on video drunkenly laughing through their entire chimpout lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The prosecutor could just as effectively use the fact that he brandished an invisible ham sandwich first to argue the attack from the group was justified, that they were the ones defending themselves.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What's so disingenuous about it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It is a crime and the prosecutor is going to argue he escalated the situation by brandishing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He already tried, but every single witness has stated they didn't see the knife. That can't be used as an argument anymore the defense already saw to that.

                >What he did after is overall irrelevant with the charges though.
                It is relevant because it is evidence of guilty conscience. Same as literally lying to the police "what stabbing? Idk lmao"

                >evidence of guilty conscience
                You can have a guilty conscience even if you killed someone in a justifiable way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You can have a guilty conscience even if you killed someone in a justifiable way.
                You moron I mean in the sense that he did not himself believe he was acting in self defense. Rittenhouse immediately ran to the police and told them that he was attacked and had to shoot back. This guy is trying to pretend he wasn't there and nothing happened. He came up to the kids and took his knife out before they did anything to him, premeditating how he would kill them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Rittenhouse immediately ran to the police and told them that he was attacked and had to shoot back
                That isn't what happened at all. The first police car Rittenhouse walked up to he was maced and was unable to say anything. He then was brought home and at a later point turned himself into police. This is either a bot or I'm being baited.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever Idc to look it up but Rittenhouse ran to the police initially to confess, whether he was maced and did it later isn't really relevant. He didn't go to the police and lie about what happened and attempt to dispose of his murder weapon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        While both sides are fricking moronic, he is clearly outnumbered, surrounded, and he didn't produce a weapon until being surrounded by screeching monkeys and already assaulted, didn't use the weapon until already battered and pushed to the ground.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          those zoomies shoving him down repeatedly are definitely going to strengthen his defense as that was 100% aggressive, not to mention the hootin n hollerin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't produce a weapon until surrounded
          Nope, he had theknife out before the confrontation started. Also you're being very generous calling him "surrounded" when he could leave at anytime.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When, in your mind, did the confrontation start?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >act like monkeys
      >be treated like monkeys
      >disperse like monkeys when treated like monkeys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >people in last thread saying they would have helped the old man from drowning
      >none of them even help their own friend
      Such helpful people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >me going to hang out with the fellas by the river
      >"yup, i think today is a life-and-death situation kind of day"
      I don't get it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean they started to jump him when he was down. Only then he started stabbing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          seems like he felt threatened, which even without audio I cant understand being a little uneasy surrounded by like 10 people, he pulls his knife and I'm guessing probably says "frick off you little homosexuals" and instead of doing that they want to fight him for having the 'audacity' to pull a knife to protect himself

          then they got stabbed for imitating some kind of physical fight, only the most cucked states in the country make you run away from your aggressors and I don't think this guy even could have "ran" very fast in the water and being an older guy.

          You're also not obligated to fist fight anyone, one punch to your temple can kill you, a punch can knock you off balance and you can strike your head on something. If someone tries to fist fight you EVER unless you're entirely confident in your abilities you should literally just shoot them. Even then if you're armed you don't really wanna get into an arms reach clench battle, shoot them... or in this case.. stab them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > he pulls his knife and I'm guessing probably says "frick off you little homosexuals" and instead of doing that they want to fight him for having the 'audacity' to pull a knife to protect himself
            Lmao. How fricked is your brain? He walked up to their group! He wouldn’t walk away from their group! You don’t have a right to pull out a knife and threaten people and then kill them after your actions start a fight because your fee-fees got hurt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The knife is out and in his hand before they attack him

      This boomer might be going down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A knife isnt a gun, he pulled it out to deter them from attacking him and they still did. He didnt go at them, they went at him. Not saying a court will see it the same way but if someones going to attack me I'm not waiting for them to start before I'm already preparing to defend myself. If someone rushes me and I fear for my safety, it's over for them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The zoomers didnt rush the boomer, he approached them

          I find this case funny because if you asked a lot of the /k/ tough guys on here what they would do if an old boomer approached them unnanouced, groped around them and then refused to leave when told to, they would go full self defence mode

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The zoomers didnt rush the boomer, he approached them
            And then he walked away from them and they followed. I'm having a very hard time understanding why you're being disingenuous. He also wasn't groping around them. He never even touched them outside of a slight glance when he was reaching for his snorkle.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Im also having a hard time understanding why you are being disingenuous. Have you read the facts of the case? The boomer approached the group because he thought they had his lost phone and was told to leave, instead, he dropped his snorkel and was feeling around their tubes, which is what sparked them insulting him and calling him a creep in the first place

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >which is what sparked them insulting him and calling him a creep in the first place
                Anon... he was called a raper and a pedophile before he went over there. The 9 second video shows that. He was already being insulted before the 4 minute video.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he was called a raper

                O rly?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's from the first video that was recorded before he approached the teenagers.

                Is this a new Rittenhouse case? I searched for Apple River on reddit and they are all seething over it and repeating the same talking points they used around the Kenosha shootings, this times its all 'Boomers are psychopaths omg!'

                Way less popular, but similar in a lot of sense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And then he left. I'm not sure what you're trying to say here? You're not allowed to follow someone and shove them into the water just because you think they're creepy. That's assault, and he defended himself. I hate boomers as much as the next guy, but the man is innocent.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget he also smacked the girl who was telling him to frick off before they attacked him. Incels are calling him a white knight and claiming they would have allowed their gf to be raped rather than stepping in to help because that would make them "beta simps"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There is no proof or evidence of that. Every witness that has stated that happened has told a different story. The story they tell on the stand is even different from the story they told police. The women who was allegedly hit said she had a picture of it but then deleted it. The police officer state on the stand he saw no indication she was struck.

              Which one? The bald guy or the clueless old boomer?

              The taller bald one with the glasses for the defense.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >girl starts shit she can't handle alone and needs back up
              >you would help without pause because you're not a simp
              Okay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would be wary of an old dude who just touched me at the tubes and fight him if he started touching my friends

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >old dude who just touched me
                I like how you jump to the le pedo rapist thing like a good little zoomer, get stabbed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                to be clear I don't think he was but he was definitely acting sus so I can totally understand why the zoomers reacted the way they did

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You deserve to bleed out with your intestines trailing then. You are sheltered and only nanny states can protect you from your stupidity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I carry a gun because I'm not 17 and in high school

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Guess you lied to us then.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they have been trained by tiktok to see every older white male as a literal serial rapist pedo oppressor, so they reacted accordingly

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gypo
                >white

                You dont know stand your ground laws exist?

                not in wisconsin moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So instead of backing up and calling police the zoomers commit deadly assault on him justifying him to use lethal force, which is beyond stand your ground. You are stupid.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This. Zoomies are quickly learning their phone isn't actually some invisible forcefield that protects them from harm, no matter how much they shout I'M RECORDING THIS YO.

                It's like in Body of Lies when he talks about how they can't fight the insurgents using modern methods, because the insurgents are fighting like it's the middle ages. Boomers getting medieval on these homosexuals whose only defense is to lean on the supposed after-effects or legal consequences. None of which stop a knife blade from rearranging your guts.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The incels wouldn't have gotten stabbed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They walked 60 feet to reach the boomer.

            screaming like a homosexual surrounded by braindead buttholes who squander the precious gift of life?

            With a phone stuck in his face as well.

            Don't forget he also smacked the girl who was telling him to frick off before they attacked him. Incels are calling him a white knight and claiming they would have allowed their gf to be raped rather than stepping in to help because that would make them "beta simps"

            He didn't lay a hand on her until she had already shoved him. Amazing how disingenuous you anti self defense zoomers are being. Is there an actual reason why your generation seems to seethe so hard at the idea of self defense? It's even worse on /misc/, which I assume skews younger than /k/.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its better with sound

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I paused it here by accident

      >I can't believe he's done this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate these fat boomers but this is an L for us zoombros, fr fr. I would've chimped out too no kizzy

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to kill/disable someone as quick as possible in a knife fight I recommend a 10” stiletto into the lung, between the ribs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The gypo managed to kill a german boy by stabbing him in the chest with his tiny blade. Apparently punctured the heart and killed him almost instantly.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In a knife fight, the loser dies in the street and the winner dies in the ambulance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if the other person doesn't have a knife and you bait him into attacking you first by slapping his gf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've seen, the key to winning a knife fight is to stab once and then run away, ideally before the other guy knows it's a knife fight.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please stick to the topic. If you want to discuss the politics of this event go to /misc/. This thread is about the logistics of disembowelment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Explain the significance of the yellow shark

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The group were singing Baby Shark to help the person administrating CPR keep rhythm.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick my sides are on their way to Mars

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO. In my day it was Stayin' Alive by the BeeGees

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          TOPJEJ

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No way. No fricking way...
          Imagine lying in the river with your guts open, slowly loosing consciousness and the last thing you hear is fricking Baby Shark.
          Clown world.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            zoomer died the way he lived

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              screaming like a homosexual surrounded by braindead buttholes who squander the precious gift of life?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        as a father, you don't want to fricking know. it's like cocomelon. it burns its little song/starting sound into your brain. it's horrific. 2 years later after she started watching actual stuff, it's still horrific. THE HORRRRORRRRRRR

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cocomelon
          us Super Simple parents flex all over you guys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why would you give your young child permanent brainrot with cocomelon? are you black?

            She was 6 months or younger and didn't know anything about it really. She watches Fun and Crazy kids show, Caleb, Addie and her sister (forgot the name) CarleHD or the Skater dad with long hair. 10x better than the previous shit.
            she's gonna be a badass country girl though because anytime I get ready to go out back and shoot she goes and grabs her ear pro to watch (she's 4)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i take back what i said, you sound like a good dad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why would you give your young child permanent brainrot with cocomelon? are you black?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >is the one who gives child brainrot
          >the horror!
          explain yourself, i'm curious about the pyschology of hypocritical shit parents

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but your kid will learn it from other kids or will be shown it by an aunt or something. Unless you live in a schizoshack in the woods you'd better get used to Baby Shark, among other things.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Unless you live in a schizoshack in the woods you'd better get used to Baby Shark, among other things.
              schizoshack for me. or better yet an actual house in the countryside + homeschool. ez

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the guy who posted the horror about baby shark and coco melon. we live in the country and I work from home and my wife and I decided to home school over a private Baptist church but there are groups around my area in NC (super conservative area mind you) that get kids together who are also homeschooling so they are not isolated. it's actually pretty neat.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you sound pretty cool. i revoke my comment about you being a shit parent. i haven't given it proper thought into how i'd give my future homeschooled children socialization. their parents might just have to be their only friend until i deem them worthy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i revoke my comment about you being a shit parent
                lol thanks
                and with these groups for home schooled kids you're 100% apart of it if you choose to be. for example we do "field trips" to like an aquarium or zoo but all the parents are there for the most part but I am there every single time. Weekends, if weather permitting, a lot of them go to the local park or whatever. sure, there might be one mom willing to pick up multiple kids and take them by themselves but I don't trust that yet. If me or my wife can't be there I'm not going.
                but a few of the dads come over on a Saturday while the moms and kids are gone and go shooting out back at my place since I'm out of city limits and have a little firing range I built or toss back a couple beers.
                it is a good way to keep your kid(s) around other children for that healthy interaction but instead of not knowing what's going on like public school, you're there every step of the way. look into it since it sounds like you'll be home schooling at some point.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >house in the countryside + homeschool
                Even doing this, Baby Shark will probably be a part of your life from other people in your or your wife's social circle, unless you go for Uncle Ted/Ruby Ridge tier isolation, hence schizoshack. It's fine though. Just an annoying baby song.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bro what the frick are you talking about. You're talking about a kid under 4. They don't make their own decisions. They might see this garbage at someone else's house, but that doesn't mean they get to bring it into my home. Does your fricking toddler have an iPad you piece of shit? You control their environment. You control the content they ingest. You're literally blaming a 3 year old for having shit taste. What is wrong with you? You're dooming the nation and the species with this rejection of responsibility parenting culture you homosexual. I hope Sue drowns in a 5 gallon bucket before you do any more harm.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Measured and thoughtful response

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kids do have shit taste. They like dumb kid things that annoy adults; eg baby shark. Unless you raise them in isolation from not only society but realistically for most people also family, they will pick up baby shark. My cousins and siblings all have kids. They sing baby shark. Am I going to cut my whole family off just to escape that annoying song? No.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. I know they are probably supposed to be wojaks, but they don't look wojaky enough to trigger my intense hatred of r/wojak refugees, so it gets a pass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice to see Baby Shark enjoying their day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I never thought it was possible to do with such a small knife
    Never been hunting I see. A small sharp knife will cut through a hide like a hot knife through butter. It will do the same to human skin. Nearly all the knife fight videos you see is someone trying to stab with a dull knife through clothing. It's only piercing the skin less than half an inch with most of the cuts being punctures through force and not cuts through sharpness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess I'm glad I invested in a nice whetstone then

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get a nice self defense case
    >can talk about the legality of self defense
    >can talk about the effectiveness of weapons
    >can talk about the tactics involved in navigating dangerous stations
    >can talk about the environments in which carry would be applicabple
    >no
    >nope
    >lets turn it into a shit post bleed over from /misc/ where it's just race baiting
    The Ukraine invasion bricked this fricking board. Can't have anything nice anymore.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No idea what really happened in the story, but fact is old man was surrounded. If I was surrounded by fit young men and they knocked me into a body of water and climbed all over me, id freak tf out. And if I’m in a swimsuit all I’d have is my pocket knife. So yeah I would definitely whip that bad boy out and even the odds. Young guys were stupid for still grabbing at him when he clearly brandished a knife. All in all story is shit and everyone involved should arrested.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Young guys were stupid for still grabbing at him when he clearly brandished a knife
      >clearly brandished a knife
      >clearly
      That's the thing the teenagers were so drunk with one having a blood alcohol level of .219 that they didn't see the knife. Not one single person saw it despite him holding it in front of him and at his side. Which raises the question, "if he would have blatantly brandished it would it have prevented this"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they were all drunk
        Oh even better. So they REALLY have no chance of convicting the stabber now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No idea what really happened in the story, but fact is old man was surrounded
      No one was holding him there, he willingly walked up to that group, up until the point he got knocked down he had every chance to retreat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He tried walking away. The group of teenagers followed him. Everyone had a chance to leave. Besides it's a public river he had no obligation to leave. He should have left. The teenagers should have also left him alone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was the one starting shit by going up to them and started messing with their tubes.

          I know that "both sides"ing is extremely gay, but this really is an instance of" both sides."

          Can't believe I'm agreeing with "both sides are bad"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He went over there thinking one of them had his phone. Once he realized that wasn't the case he went to try and find the snorkeler he dropped. At that point he had left and the teenagers followed. You can say he started it if you want to, but the teenagers are the ones that reengaged after the defendant left.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          obligation to stay
          ftfy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There was no reason for the teenagers to stay. They could have drifted on down the river. Instead they opted to form a crowed which Jawahn stated on the stand was the reason for him shouting about him being a raper and wanting to find little girls.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know that "both sides"ing is extremely gay, but this really is an instance of" both sides."

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: zoomies still perpetually assblasted that finding out still is part and parcel of fricking around

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >In defense of zoomers
    I would also get spooked if someone runs to me without saying a word and tries to grab some shit
    >In defense of the boomer
    I would also start stabbing if group of zoomers push me down and start hitting.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The boomer is clearly in the right here, that group of morons were the ones that instigated and escalated the situation by ganging up on him and shoving him. They should of just called the cops if they thought he was acting inappropriately.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How good of an idea is it to attempt to disembowel someone in a knife fight?
    It's going to be pretty incapacitating once the other guy realizes what happened and feels his intestines but it's probably not going to be as quick and final as nicking an artery or some other really critical part of the body. If the one getting gutted is high/drunk enough it might not stop them at all where rapidly bleeding out sure as shit will. Effectiveness also obviously depends on your knife.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wienerfield
      America explain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ask brits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Blacks were given English family names

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i know a guy with the last name Glasswiener. Some people are destined to have the worst names.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Had a friend back in HS named Woodwiener

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know 3 people with Glasswiener as their last name, none of them are related to each other
          Also know a Richard Head, Hugh Janis, Dick Strocher, and a Benjamin Dover

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >photo from video for Madison despite being in court to testify
      Why?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was able to opt into not being recorded under Wisconsin law. If you're a victim in the case you're allow to give testimony that way and that is why there is no picture. Which is weird because she is the catalyst for the whole indecent and the only one to opt into that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How was she a catalyst? People are all over the place with what happened so I'm just trying to understand

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The prosecutions whole argument is that the defendant stuck her first and that is why he was attacked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait this happened in WI?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. Some of the same prosecution as rittenhouse, in case you were wondering about the lying and sliminess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Jawahn wienerfield
      >Jawahn
      >wienerfield
      Are you fricking kidding me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Blame the anglos for the last name. Slave families were given anglo last names and now they're stuck with that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OK fine. Still what the hell is Jawahn? How do you even pronounce that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So many tubers you'd think it happened in Idaho.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HE TRIPPIN - ON CAMERA. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR LITTLE GIRLS? HE ON CAMERA ON GAWD
    ->
    >IS THIS REAL?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watching the court stream now. Romanian guy got the same defense lawyer as Rittenhouse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn, zoomoids going to get gutted twice - once in the river, once in the court

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        watching the court stream now. Romanian guy got the same defense lawyer as Rittenhouse.

        uh oh zoomies gonna get rekt, i hope boomie countersues them for emotional pain and suffering too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is hilarious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which one? The bald guy or the clueless old boomer?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the bald chad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Rittenhouse case was a bit more cut and dry, be interesting to see how this plays out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Romanian guy

      Wait, so that boomer guy was some Eastern Euro tourist?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He moved to the US when he was 15 or 16 if I remember. He lived all around after he fled Romania with his family and then settled in the US. The guy speaks 5 languages fluently and is a mechanical engineer with no criminal history.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The guy speaks 5 languages fluently and is a mechanical engineer with no criminal history

          Shit, it's a shame that his life is basically over now.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a trial going on:

    .Paul

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would recommend watching the day 1 and day 2 trials first. They're all 8 hours long and most of the testimony past those days don't amount to much outside of a few key points. It's police body cam footage and discussion of what happened after.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nick a guy in the jugular and them go down in 5 seconds,

    Yeah, you hit the neck artery and it's seconds until they're KO'd and seconds more before they're gone. They need medical stabalization within seconds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen that video where the dude gets his throat slashed by a guy he was chasing. I don't know the whole backstory. But he was already dead at that point and didn't realize it until a couple seconds later when he couldn't walk anymore.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What brand/kind of knife was it?
    I read it was only a 3 inch blade.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From what I can tell it's an old school Ozark Trail knife from walmart, but that is pure 100% speculation. It could be one of a 1000 generic brands.

      >The guy speaks 5 languages fluently and is a mechanical engineer with no criminal history

      Shit, it's a shame that his life is basically over now.

      No matter the outcome yah it's pretty much over. Lived his whole life doing the American dream just for this to happen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just some 3" little folder kind of pocket knife, probably cost 20-30 bucks at most
      But he probably had a dad and knew how to sharpen a knife so it did seem to be sharp enough to do the job on some mutts, meth karens and pissed idiots

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nooooo the senior engineer with no criminal history is guilty the zoomer mutts dindu nuffun
    Some angry broccoli hairs itt

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a new Rittenhouse case? I searched for Apple River on reddit and they are all seething over it and repeating the same talking points they used around the Kenosha shootings, this times its all 'Boomers are psychopaths omg!'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I searched for Apple River on reddit
      frick off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/wvszfAI.jpg

        >I searched for Apple River on reddit

        You can figure out a lot by looking at reddit threads, if the 'outrage' is just homosexuals repeating the same lies and talking points to each other you can safely assume that the opposite was true. Same thing happened with Rittenhouse, even after the trial people were saying 'how did he get away with shooting all those BLM protesters'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I searched for Apple River on reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its just zoomers being zoomers and refusing to acknowledge they're not children anymore.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >disembowel
    that's media hype to bait morons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his bowels fell out of his body though, what else would you call that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a grainy video and a lot of imagination

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Because of rubber necking gawkers filming everything, we got it on video. See:

      https://i.imgur.com/BGL4gGk.png

      A boomer gypo stabbed a group of teens for making fun of him after he was acting creepy and toucing them on the tubes at this river. The mutt in the picture got disemboweled after the gypo struck the woman in the group (she was also stabbed by him). This is the mutt with his organs intestines hanging outside his body.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better to avoid a fight if you can.
    Decent for incapacitating because people with a big hole in their abdomen lose their core strength, which is needed more most movement.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Always better to avoid a confrontation no matter what. Had a dude screaming at me because I took his parking spot and I just said sorry and kept walking away. He had no idea what to do. He thought I would sit there and have a screaming match in the costco parking lot.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he had a bigger knife with a fixed blade, he would have done more damage. Honestly, props to pops given what he had on hand. Those zoomers got what they fricking deserved.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >turn minor confrontations into murder

    Do Americans really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just be a victim
      No.
      The euro mind cannot comprehend this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was just a couple of teenagers making jokes, an he went full fricking moron on them. Normal human being would've just walked away.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Just a joking shove onto a hard surface teehee
          Are you baiting or are you just this dumb?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Normal human being would've just walked away.
          He tried you fricking moron, they followed him. That is the number 1 reason why he's innocent, everything else is secondary. He tried to de-escalate, they escalated. Following him and pushing the old frick into a rock filled river is on them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He still fricking attacked them with an intent to kill you moron.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why does that matter if he wasnt the aggressor?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He overstepped boundaries of self defence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nebulous, what do you mean specifically?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how that works though. He was not the aggressor.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >having the knife out prior to a fight
                >punching a girl first
                >not leaving after being asked to go away
                >not the aggressor
                Lol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >having the knife out prior to a fight
                Doesn't matter at this point.
                >punching a girl first
                No evidence to support that. Witness testimony has been contradicting. Police testimony actually supports she wasn't hit.
                >not leaving after being asked to go away
                He left and then was surrounded again
                >not the aggressor
                Correct

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, this is bullshit. He was the attacker

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He didnt swing or push first

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He pushed them first on the tubes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >>not leaving after being asked to go away
                They followed him you utter cretin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure the encounter was at the tipping point between

                >haha just some kids being funny
                and
                >one of them might play the knockout game on me

                he started to realize he can't leave easily, they're becoming aggressive, instead of begging them to go away which likely will do nothing brandish a blade and leave, since it's the only thing he'd have to put himself even remotely on even footing with so many people

                but it looks like pulling out the knife actually just made them attack him... which seems like a large error in their judgement... naked, shirtless and it disgusting bacteria water lemme just tussle with this old knife wielding boomer??? everyone genuinely deserved to get stabbed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but it looks like pulling out the knife actually just made them attack him
                Please note that this is contradicted by their own testimony. They all state that they did not see a knife.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so then they just starting physically fighting him for the verbal confrontation? that's actually worse isn't it?

                we don't see on the video clip but unless he randomly struck someone they push him into the water first

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >so then they just starting physically fighting him for the verbal confrontation? that's actually worse isn't it?
                Yep. Honestly, you have to be a very well-trained mental gymnast to not see how this is clear-cut self-defense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                like someone already said, seems like the whole group is their own form of moronic. The old boomer probably didn't want to interact with or talk to the kids and the kids thought anything the boomer did was him being a literal pedophile.

                I actually had a random guy lose a wedding ring at the beach when I was a kid at, the dude recruited us we all searched for it to no avail... but he let us keep a cool pair of old-school diving glass lens diving goggles as a thanks. See, I got a cool experience I remember to this day and still have the goggles... and I no stabbings!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You dumb frick, he fricking attacked 3 people with fricking knife, instead of just trying to solve the matter like a civilized person.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >defence
                Opinion discarded

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                arguably

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              if your group of friends tried to drown my sorry, bumbling old arse in a river I'd start killing c**ts too

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is honestly something they should have thought about before shoving him down in the water.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A joke is getting water splashed on you or called names. That can be considered teenagers being silly.
          Getting surrounded and shoved around isn't a joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      6 or 7 guys screaming at you calling you a pedophile while they shove you into a river is not a "minor confrontation"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well the guy who is accused of murder was Romanian soo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just let me attack you it's not a big deal AAAAAAH MY GUTS IS THIS REAL IS THIS REAL
      get fricked zoomer

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Just let zoomers gang up on you and call you a pedo bro its just some shoves over wet rocks dude like its barely lethal if you fall dude like please bro think of their feelings bro.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't care who's at fault because i loathe zoomers that much. Sorry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shame, it's way more based than homosexual boomers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers and boomers are both very hateable, moreso than millennials

      boomers tried to get everyone to hate millennials and it backfired, and zoomers have proven themselves far dumber and less competent than millennials

      being raised by porn and the internet truly is a death sentence for these kids

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think it'll be ruled self-defense? I'd say yes but I'm not sure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In a lawful and just world I do. I'm leaning on hung jury though. I think that 20 year old is going to side with the prosecution.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think we live in the most lawful and just country. So far it's been pretty good so I'm not sure what you're implying.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ALSO THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO MAD BECAUSE THEY ALL SUCK AT COMMUNICATING

    “hey young bucks having a great time tubing? I seem to have lost my phone would you happen to have seen it around?”

    “Hello respected elder figure we have not but if we do then we will find you to let you know”

    Instead we got a non verbal boomer who should have walked away and some crowd mentality drunk zoomers looking to get this weeks epic tik tok viral video.

    Can we all agree that both parties are fricking idiots regardless of the ruling? Also how did they not notice the knife? Watching someone’s hands is top priority when interacting with strangers in a heated situation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >boomer
      >respected elder figure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      problem is, boomer sees young guys as thugs because of what his conspiracy facebook groups shows him and the zoomers sees the boomer as a pervert because of youbube shorts and netflix crime series, there always have been a disconnect between generations, but I don't think it has ever been this strong

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some better communication would've saved the boomer the trouble of having to stab anyone in the first place.
    >hey, my buddy dropped his phone, have you guys seen it by any chance?
    >oops, you mind moving the tube while I get my snorkel?
    Just be clear and direct if you need something from someone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is zoomers refuse to listen to anyone old enough to rent a car

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The ex wife stated that the defendant was angry that his group did not help when he called out to them. We know because of the video he never said anything. I assume the defense is going to state that he was so fearful he was unable to speak which is a very well document subject within the mental health field. If they go with that it would make complete sense why he wasn't communicating and would make even more sense since the only thing he said was a jumble of words prior to the assault.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was he terrified before anything even happened too? Like when he first approaches them he didn’t say anything lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          After he started walking away from the teenagers, after he fell on their tubes and was looking for his snorkel, as the teenagers were yelling at him he turned around and pointed at them and then said something that no one understood. That was the only time he spoke.

          If he was that frail then bro could have walked away and looked later. Not excusing the shithead zoomers either but no one had to die. Zoomers could have moved on instead of mobbing him.

          >If he was that frail then bro could have walked away and looked later
          He did walk away. 62 feet away to be exact.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Communicate with THIS homie EATING BEANS LMAO creatures

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think those jocks would have listened?
      They are drunk bullies looking for a target, they immediately start saying he's looking for lil girls or some shit.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been in rivers like that a lot. The rocks can be slick and any roughhousing can result in a cracked skull. Pushing people normally isnt deadly but given the defendants age and his location those pushes were lethal potentially.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HE HIT LE WOMYN!? HE HIT LE WOMYN!? HE HIT LE WOMYN!?
    >IS THIS REAL!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with his knife out

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like it's a minority of zoomers who realize that the potential risks of fricking with random people far outweigh any potential clout with your friend group you might get for it.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEEEEE HE HAD THE KNIFE OUT SO HE COULD HEARTLESSLY STAB THE ZOOMERS that happened to walk up to him to physically assault him

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many times are we gonna have this thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gonna cry?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see it's full mental gymnastics time. Wisconsin law states you have to put yourself in the persons shoes. The shoes of a 52 year old man with a heart problem is different than a 17 year old football player.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A 52 year old man with a hearth problem shouldn't pull out his knife on teens unprovoked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Teens shouldnt be illegally drinking alcohol and assaulting people.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the american dream baby

          They tried to murder him by pushing him after they commited libel. Pedophilia is not being stupid and knocking into a tube.

          ok they did commit libel though, you got me there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >unprovoked
        He was being shouted at and touched by another party. He was warned that he has "10 seconds" to leave. He had a reasonable fear in that situation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >17 year old football player
      that is hammered and acting like a boon

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well I think it's safe to say we are arguing with a bot at this point. It's not even staying on the facts and it's all over the place.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knife man did nothing wrong.
    Get over it, princess.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone posting itt that what these kids were doing was "attempted murder" are delusional.
    You can't smash your head on rocks if they're under a foot and a half of water, I don't know how the frick anyone can say otherwise with a straight face. If this moronic boomer was in "fear for his life" he could've started by saying a single word to explain himself while walking away, instead of standing dead still with a lethal weapon in his hand.
    not even to mention that this stupid gypsy motherfricker stabbed that zoomete to start the whole thing off
    >tldr all fat boomers must fricking hang

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't stab anyone besides the male what the frick are you talking about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You cant die slipping on rocks
      You are stupid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you can die eating a waffle that doesn't mean an ihop employee is doing attempted murder by serving you waffles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so pushing someone into a pool is attempted murder? have you even watched the video? jfc

        he stabbed 5 people, killing 1 of them. why are you even responding to my post with this level of knowledge

        I think this is a very VERY mild manslaughter because he had time and occasion to leave.
        But the kids are morons and not only are guilt of perjury, they share responsibility.

        Also
        >anyone posting itt that what these kids were doing was "attempted murder" are delusional.
        The river bed is not necessarily uniform. Pushing people is dangerous in shallow water, and is dangerous in deep ones for different reasons. People drown in shallow water, too.

        Finally, who gave the kids alcohol?

        >americans so concerned about the fact that 17 year olds had a couple beers
        someone being drunk doesn't magically give you authority to kill them if they yell/slap/push you around - it makes them a moron to avoid and not take seriously. doubly so if its a bunch of high school kids
        you sound like the type of guy to take it personal and flip out if some moron yelled at you over a parking spot. probably get you all jittery and "scared for you life" kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was ganged up on by violent drunks did you even watch the video?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they started shoving him around only after he stabbed that chick. how and why are you arguing this as a point, it's right there on video.

            >someone being drunk doesn't magically give you authority to kill them if they yell/slap/push you around
            No, but it does mean that you can not reasonably expect them to behave rationally to the same degree like you would most common people you meet in day to day life.

            >if drunk guys yell at me agressively a can say I fear for my life and kill them all
            do you think this hasn't happened before? what do you think 1000 cops deal with every saturday night across america?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >they started shoving him around only after he stabbed that chick.
              No evidence or testimony matches what you are saying. This is your own OC.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >someone being drunk doesn't magically give you authority to kill them if they yell/slap/push you around
          No, but it does mean that you can not reasonably expect them to behave rationally to the same degree like you would most common people you meet in day to day life.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >No, but it does mean that you can not reasonably expect them to behave rationally to the same degree like you would most common people you meet in day to day life.
            Hence a heightened sense of danger when surrounded by such a group. They are, in fact, more dangerous than normal teenagers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >so pushing someone into a pool is attempted murder? have you even watched the video? jfc
          Are you able to understand context?
          One thing is a prank among partygoers which know each other (which can still end wrong btw).
          A different thing is being surrounded and pushed into water by strangers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the point of the comparison is not the social context, its that it was assault, not attempted murder. the only person who would argue this as "attempted murder" are slimy israeli defense attorneys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is a very VERY mild manslaughter because he had time and occasion to leave.
      But the kids are morons and not only are guilt of perjury, they share responsibility.

      Also
      >anyone posting itt that what these kids were doing was "attempted murder" are delusional.
      The river bed is not necessarily uniform. Pushing people is dangerous in shallow water, and is dangerous in deep ones for different reasons. People drown in shallow water, too.

      Finally, who gave the kids alcohol?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone posting itt that what these kids were doing was "attempted murder" are delusional.
      They are, but that's irrelevant, as they created a reasonable belief, form his standpoint, that he was in real danger.
      >You can't smash your head on rocks if they're under a foot and a half of water, I don't know how the frick anyone can say otherwise with a straight face.
      Irrelevant. That isn't the only factor at play. A series of innocuous factors when taken together can form a reasonable belief in danger, even if, objectively, no danger actually exists.
      >. If this moronic boomer was in "fear for his life" he could've started by saying a single word to explain himself
      We see him in the video trying to do that, while drunk teenagers shout him down and saying that he stated he was "looking for little girls."
      >instead of standing dead still with a lethal weapon in his hand.
      There's nothing illegal about that in Wisconsin.
      >not even to mention that this stupid gypsy motherfricker stabbed that zoomete to start the whole thing off
      There is no evidence of this happening and is OC by you. Be careful out there, zoomie. You might just get what you're looking for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you have to convince the jury that he reasonably believed that, which will be more difficult given he created the situation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you have to convince the jury that he reasonably believed that
          Why do you think the defense has to convince anyone of anything? The prosecution is the one that has to convince the jury that he DIDN'T.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            burden is on the defendant to prove self defense

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >burden is on the defendant to prove self defense
              >Burden of proof. When the existence of an affirmative defense under sub. (2) has been placed in issue by the trial evidence, the state must prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the facts constituting the defense did not exist in order to sustain a finding of guilt under sub. (1).
              You're a fricking moron.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's not how it works in the U.S.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you have to convince the jury that he reasonably believed that,
          Nope. You only have to have a reasonable doubt about his state of mind. In fact, it is the state that has to prove that he did not reasonably believe that. First, they have to prove that he intended to kill someone, and they have to prove that there was no reasonable belief in his mind that he was defending himself. That's what the state has to prove. Are you European or something?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they started shoving him around only after he stabbed that chick.
        No evidence or testimony matches what you are saying. This is your own OC.

        you're weirdly invested in some old murderous gypsy being an innocent man anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're just baiting now, its obvious

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm interested in the truth. When the McMichael trial was going on after the Ahmaud Arbery shooting, I was squarely on the side of the prosecution. When Rittenhouse was on trial, I was on his side, and now that this has happened, I'm on the side of Miu. Careful out there, zoomie.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was on rittenhouse's side too, it was a pretty clear-cut case of self-defense, rather than a fat old man murdering some teen in a river

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Watch the video and tell me it's not self defence

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It clearly isn't. He approached them first. He was the first one to start touching their stuff and acting weird. He refused to leave. He pulled out his knife on them before they attacked. And at no point did the teens use deadly force against him before he decided to start stabbing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bait? He didnt stab anyone until people assaulted him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And at no point did the teens use deadly force against him before he decided to start stabbing.
                So you're arguing that I should be allowed to shoot you before you can shoot me back? Is this the hill you want to die on? That you need to be the victim of deadly force before you can respond with it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just answer this one question. This is all you have to do.
                Is a group of 5 high school football players pushing a 52 year old out of shape man with a heart problem onto his back into the river, then hitting him twice on the face, then pushing him down into the river so he can't get up, not perceived as life threatening actions from the position of the 52 year old? This is the question, anon. There is nothing else to it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. They wanted to force him to leave. Not kill him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He just wanted his snorkel back, not to stab anyone.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >They wanted to force him to leave.
                It is legal in Wisconsin to defend yourself against this.
                > a person is privileged to point a gun at another person in self-defense if the person reasonably believes that the threat of force is necessary to prevent or terminate what the person reasonably believes to be an unlawful interference.
                There need be no imminent thread of bodily harm. Someone trying to make you leave a place where you are lawfully present is interfering and therefore can be brandished against.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                See

                He already tried walking away. 62 feet away. The 1:20 webm only shows the end of the confrontation. How far in your mind should he have fled? 100 feet? 100 yards? A mile? Is it reasonable for some random zoomers to be able to expel anyone they deem "creepy" from a place they both have the same right to be in? How far does this right extend? Could a group of zoomers expel everyone from a river all the way to the ocean if they deemed those people creepy? Really want to understand your logic here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just admitted that assaulting a vulnerable adult isn't considered life threatening. You just confirmed every opinion you have doesn't matter. Crazy that you would do that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >They wanted to force him to leave. Not kill him.
                And you know this how?
                I hope a mob of screeching hood rats decide they are going to "force you to leave" for some percieved injustice you have caused them in their eyes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >anon is too dumb to extricate himself from a situation where people don't want him there

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not a crime

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He had every right to be there. It's a public river.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Will you leave if we don't want you here?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They wanted to get views on tiktok, that is the olny reason they persisted to harass the old boomer, well they got famous

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And at no point did the teens use deadly force against him before he decided to start stabbing.
                that's not the legal standard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He approached them first.
                Not criminal, and not provocation under Wisconsin law. He was looking for a phone. This is lawful in Wisconsin.
                >He was the first one to start touching their stuff and acting weird.
                The man clearly tripped, and "acting weird" is not illegal in the state of Wisconsin.
                >He refused to leave.
                Not only is it not illegal to stay in a public place in Wisconsin, but he did, in fact, attempt to leave, even attempt to talk to a third party.
                >He pulled out his knife on them before they attacked.
                It is not illegal to do this in Wisconsin. It is specifically allowed under the self-defense statutes.
                >And at no point did the teens use deadly force against him before he decided to start stabbing.
                The standard for deadly force is Wisconsin isn't that deadly force is being used against you. It's that you have a reasonable belief that bodily harm will come to you if you don't. The man is 52, has a weakened state of health and is surrounded by rowdy, drunk, belligerent teenagers. This meets the standard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know about you but if a group of fully grown “kids” start shoving me down into a river bed, i’m thinking im about to die REAL quick.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I was on rittenhouse's side too
              Sure you were.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was in every trial watch thread and knew he was getting off when the one-armed bandit admitted to pointing a gun at him

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That guy is a homosexual, the feign surrender cuck deserved to get blasted like 10 times tbh. It doesn't mean that Rittenhouse isn't a fricking MORON though. He went to 'defend private property' and then left said property to like patrol around with someone who he got separated from?? I believe that's when he shoots the first 5'4" literal, actual convicted pedophile/sex offender and has to run away because he's alone with zero backup and the act of being chased by a mob saying "GET HIM HE SHOT SOMEONE!" made other people try and an hero themselves on his rifle like r e t a r d s.

                It's like, everything he did was technically legal but he was a fricking little babby with zero training who should have ran around with a med kit and played doctor if he wanted to help people like he apparently has done before... instead of a rifle and no way to aide himself or anyone else if they were injured.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                honestly rittenhouse is just dumb in general, after he got off he should've fricked off into the ether, changed his name for a few years and just shut up.

                Every single time he appears again he fricks himself over worse, and he'll probably never have a normal life as a consequence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I distinctly remember him saying he just wanted to go back to having a normal life especially after kinda getting off scot-free for being a dumbass and still getting to shoot people lmao

                bro got to blast a mans bicep off who faked surrender after fixing a stoppage on his AR, we all loved it, now he's just extra moronic getting booed out of a college instantly. I'm guessing some politicians are grooming him to be a senator or some shit now idk what the frick he's doing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think he's trying to get in on the grift game but doesn't have a media manager or something to make it effective. He's probably not bright or humble enough to ditch his identity and start over so he can't hold down a real job or finish his education

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Then it's clear you have an emotional investment that I do not. I have seen the facts. I have seen the video, and whether or not you think he "went too far." His actions were not clearly criminal. "Beyond a reasonable doubt" is the standard, and the fact is that the state will not be able to establish that. You know this, and I know this.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think you used almost every single bad argument the leftoids used against Rittenhouse. In fact you include one in your post.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you'd think a nuke went off with how weirdly invested /k/ is into this news topic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the few self defense cases each year that there is video footage of and arguments to be made. Why wouldn't /k/ talk about it?

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no matter how hard you try, this fat old gypsy isn't going to be the next Bernard Goetz

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >approach group of people you don't know
    >get close to them, touch their things without explanation
    >when they respond angrily and tell you to go away, pull out a weapon
    >instead of backing away, trying to get away from the group of minors
    >you stab several people and murder a 17 year old
    leaded gasoline and its consequences have been a disaster for the boomer race

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when asked what he was doing by the kids he said "looking for little girls" in typical boomer humor fashion prompting them to call him a pedophile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The boomer never said that. The black guy who was recording admitted to making it up to draw in a crowd.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well maybe he should have actually said what he was doing instead of charging a group of teens and touching them and their stuff like a deranged psychopath leading them to think he's up to something creepy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he should have. That doesn't mean it wasn't self defense.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not a crime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >when they respond angrily and tell you to go away, pull out a weapon
      >instead of backing away, trying to get away from the group of minors
      lol
      lmao even

      https://i.imgur.com/xWKwh1S.png

      Oh so you're trolling.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiple people arguing with this zoomer moron
    >Thread almost dead, moron keeps samegayging well after everyone left

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any confirmation on the innocent man's knife model that he used to defend himself against the aggresively belligerent drugged up gang of violent youths?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why did he throw his murder weapon away?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously in shock after being threatened and attacked and forced to defend himself, plus he's predisposed to dropping things.
        No crime there, kiddo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a standard run of the mill kershaw to me, no idea what particular model
      pretty humbling how a 30$ folding glorified boxcutter can literally disembowel you in mere fractions of a second from an untrained person.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers being mad that they find out after fricking around never gets old.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically his self-defense claim would be stronger if he'd used a gun, it takes major investment of effort to stab multiple people with a knife, beyond what could be easily considered reasonable

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They just kept coming at me so I just kept slicing
    Totally justified.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo you have to let the moron zoomers shove you around, insult you, and behave like a pack of chimps!!!
    He should hsve stabbed them some more.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Matching the trial feed, is this prosecutor our man Lunchbox from the Rittenhouse trial?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The bald one with glasses was on the Rittenhouse case.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the defense guy is the same, I'm asking about the fat prosecutor doing the video freeze frame routine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, he resigned.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you hit a blood rich organ or even the aorta then it's not a good idea.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but stabbing a zoomie in the abdomen and tearing out their guts would be pretty fatal, just not as quick as bleeding out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know zoom zooms have internet tough guy syndrome irl but damn anon

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just for fun,
    Imagine everyone's response if the boomer was black or gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, aren't gypsies a minority already?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      real talk: the ZOOMERS reaction would have been different.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even better, imagine if the "kids" were black and the boomer used a gun.
      Half the people in this thread (if we assume it's not just one guy samegayging) that are siding with the zoomers would applaud the boomer for his service to the greater good.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >510 replies

    holy fuq

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >500+ posts
    >even faster then last time
    >with less said than last time
    HAHA WHAT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      quite befitting of a zoomie thread, all noise with zero substance leaving you dumber than before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just here for the zoomer tears.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disembowling, cutting connective tissue, or opening major blood vessels seems to be the way to go over stabbing. But a good stab can pop something vital. Like Gurney Halleck taught us, "there is no artistry in killing with the point, but do not let that stay your hand should opportunity present."

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can disembowel someone with a box cutter. That’s how easy it is. And yes it can be a good idea. Basically you need to attack the targets that opportunity presents. If the gut is open, you attack the gut. However a small knife will not reach any major arteries as they are well behind the stuff in your gut. So the next best option is to unzip them. It’s very possible to survive this kind of injury but it is basically a “fight ended” move as nobody is going to keep coming at you if their guts are falling out of their body.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unless they’re cracked out over their minds or in absolute berserk mode

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you even the unlikely “berserker fugue state druggy/schizo” enemy is gonna slow down once they are tripping over their own entrails

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