How does the US weaponize cholera? I was under the impression that you need to drink poop water for it to spread
How does the US weaponize cholera? I was under the impression that you need to drink poop water for it to spread
How does the US weaponize cholera? I was under the impression that you need to drink poop water for it to spread
It's top secret technology, only those with Q clearance can know
Based. If i have to have the shitters, then why shouldnt the rest of my brigade as well?
India backstabbed Russia and has been working with the Americans on secret tech
Is this why Pajeets love Russians so much?
>Is this why Pajeets love Russians so much?
exactly
Who are they
600 years ago a russian serf levy would have curled one out into the same spring dooming his unit to dysentery and nobody would have known. The Internet is a marvelous thing.
I have top secret sources that tell me Boris Johnson personally shit in that spring
Why would someone do this?
funi
feels good man
Water's right there to clean your ass with.
Gotta mark your territory somehow
More hygienic
Some schizos on PrepHole like to do this in streams to avoid wiping
that is a meme, and not true
sc/out/s are mostly LARPing anyway
It's a hikikomori vengeance. Normies like you wouldn't understand such high culture. The piss sheet is another classic instance thereof: you piss on an oven sheet and freeze it, then toss the sheet of piss through your neighbor's mail slot on their door.
>Life in Donbabwe
>coil of shit just floating in the drinking water
That tracks.
gravy seals capable of pooping into a five foot diameter target from 20,000 feet
Airdropping sewage on vatniks.
This is about cholera spreading due to Russians flooding Kherson.
It will likely spread to several other regions neighboring the Black Sea, affecting Romania and Bulgaria as well.
Though the Bulgarians likely won't be able to tell, considering the ammount of Russian hotels in Bulgaria that dump their sewage right in the sea.
>Russian army suddenly becomes much cleaner
Yeah, most countries have already tried developing Vibrio into a bioweapon. It doesn't work so well. Turns out non-sporulating bacteria with relatively high infectious doses don't make the best agents of bioterrorism.
There is a pic of russian soldiers in kherson standing in flood water while in the background theres a outhouse 5m away
>Russia's own desparate shortsightedness leads to a colossal frick up that they blame the Americans for.
A tale as old as time
>Yay free water! Drink up boys! The brown in it is just minerals, it's good for your bones!
Just like the botulism they got from eating MREs older than they were came from biolabs.
Don't forget the secret Hato bioweapon that gave 40% of all russians HIV and 60% have latent Tuberculosis due to ebil Hato aids propaganda on internets.
Exactly the same cope was used in Afghanistan: a BTR crew drank water from a roadside spring and brought cholera back to their unit. The blame was placed on CIA agents in local dress going around contaminating water supplies. Russian battlefield sanitation and hygiene is legendarily fricking terrible, they had a worse disease rate in Afghan than they did in WW2.
This is funny until you realize that cope like that are what justified all the atrocities they committed on the locals. At least in their eyes. They weren't gunning down children, they were killing CIA agents.
Russians aren't people.
>implying russians need any sort of justification to start wasting the indigs
No, you don't understand. Not justification in their eyes. Justification as in they spam it all over media until western boomers buy it. Like "Ukraine did MH17" and "There are biolabs in Ukraine"
>vlad the implyer
Man that image takes me back
Russians don't need a reason to abuse and murder civilians.
>At least in their eyes.
>Not justification in their eyes.
I write like a moron.
>This is funny until you realize that cope like that are what justified all the atrocities they committed on the locals
...naw I'm gonna say it's still funny, they were gonna warcrime anyway. It's what they do
>Exactly the same cope was used in Afghanistan
This cope is almost part of the local folklore by now
>pull out the sole air filter that got clogged
>leave it empty
>forget to tell anyone
>what's the worst that could happen lmao
>work in a bioweapon factory that's placed in a fricking city because no one would expect it there
>went anthrax into the city
>knowlege of the accident leaks out because doctors notice that dozens od anthrax cases near a military facility aren't normal at all
>admit to a frickup after the fall of the USSR
>years later decide that would be unpatriotic
>blame western agents instead
American scientists who previously worked at the secret biolabs sharted into the water, thereby contaminating it. Since the smell of water that Americans sharted into it is irresistible to R*ssiands, they were compelled to drink from it (instead of bottled water rations). It's a warcrime, I tells ya!
I'd like to think that there's a secret special warfare group whose job it is to stealthily enter enemy bases and silently shit in their water supplies.
You could probably make a really tense scene in the movie adaptation where an agent has the runs, and so has to try to muffle the sound of the squits as an enemy guard patrols below. The next scene could be a comedy skit to relieve the tension by having the enemy commander take a messy swig from his canteen and end up with a yellowy-brown milk moustache.
>zoomer """humor"""
This is gen x humor
Millennial humour, since this shit played out in the stoner comedy movies of the 90's and early 2000s.
You watched two girls one cup and enjoyed it
Thats all i can figure out from your post
>need to drink poop water for it to spread
There are other ways. But, it's against the law to engage in biological warfare, so it's not going to happen from the U.S./NATO end of the spectrum.
I can totally see vatBlack folktan weaponizing their cholera. The West needs to get a frickton of aggressive cholera medicines in Ukraine yesterday or the entire East half of the country is going to become one giant cholera epidemic.
Which I think is th ecurrent vatBlack person "plan."
>against the law of war
>NATO WOULD NEVER!
kek get real dude
>vatBlack folk are incapable of comprehending that everyone else isn't as heinous and criminally despicable as they are
The Poast.
>I can totally see vatBlack folktan weaponizing their cholera. The West needs to get a frickton of aggressive cholera medicines in Ukraine yesterday or the entire East half of the country is going to become one giant cholera epidemic.
This is not even the first time they did this by accident
The second cholera world pandemic came to Europe through russian soldiers from the Indian border sent to deal with a polish uprising and then spread further westwards till it reached America.
Very /k/ related pandemic btw, killed the namesake for picrel and Clausewitz, when they were in charge of the observation army for the aformentioned insurrection, along with other famous dudes like Hegel or Cuvier
> "accident"
I see what you did there, anon.
It certainly wasn't planned kek, with several cholera riots and the grand duke with the field marshall shitting themselves to death lel
>Stagnant pools of water created from he dam blowing linked to HATO biolabs
>senior Rus-
Yep not going to read that. Russians have negative credibility at this point.
Well it confirms the vatniks have contacted the disease at least. "Yes our soldiers have cholera, but it was the CIA's doing. No we are not disgusting subhumans."
I did not believe it when there were news about cholera in the Russian ranks. But now that they denied it... And blamed it on the Anglo-Saxons... It's fricking real, baby! Shitty, stinking cholera death to every zigger!
How did the US lead an occupation on the other side of the planet for over a decade without shit like this while Russia cannot do it for a year 100km from their own borders?
>Be Russia
>Blow up the main source of fresh water in the region
>Cholera and mosquitos "mysteriously" appear after that
>Disease that exists due to drinking water being contaminated and insect that rapidly propagates in damp enviroments, for example like recently flooded locales
>It must be the biolabs
Come on, did they release their big evidence regarding biolabs yet anyways? Last I heard they just said it was all moved to Poland and Baltics
Biolabs are just a normal part of disease control. But for some reason Russia considers them unknown technologies