How does one defeat these monstrosities?

How does one defeat these monstrosities?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      's dick

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shoot it
    simple as

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    trench warfare

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    High frequency satellite-based pulsed particle beam weapon. Completely silent and invisible. Kills instantly without a trace, anywhere on Earth.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now I wonder if 1000lb of TNT blown inside the vortex could disrupt this fricker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think a small nuke would be enough to destroy the tornado

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. Because the thing is created by two converging fronts. Blowing up the center of it just makes a new one very shortly.
      Think of a bathtub emptying but you disrupt it by blocking it temporarily.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >two converging fronts
        So basically missionary

        Based on that you just need two diverging behinds. Like ass to ass.

        Or you could just go inside the Tornado© and spin the other way really fast or something.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You would have to be able to create a counter pressure in the center of the tornado, using farts or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Like a few anons have said, nukes would kill them. The problem is that you would likely damage anything you were trying to protect in the process, or waste a million dollar weapon on every single one before it forms (hundreds a month in the central US)

        You would have to be able to create a counter pressure in the center of the tornado, using farts or something.

        Sooo... what about termobarics? BLU-96 or something? Or just leave a frickton of ethylene oxide on the way of tornado, the fricker mixes it with air by itself, and then ignite all that shit with a proximity fuse shell.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >setting a tornado on fire
          It’s like you want it to become more dangerous.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use a gun
    And if that don't work
    Use more gun (Nuke)

    You don't nuke the actual cyclone/tornado tho, you use it to influence the weather so it peters out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i feel as though a nuclear explosion would be big enough to disrupt the airflow causing a tornado

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More likely it would cause it to become a radioactive tornado. It's overkill, like killing a tornado with a nuke.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the whirlpools in my bathtub can be disrupted by placing the rubber ducky in them. so I propose constructing giant duckys that can be deployed during tornado season

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You could make a pile of bodies as big as that tornado using all the dead vatniks at Bakhmut, don't you think, sir?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      literally obsessed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, obsessed with a city they can't even take after 8 months of trying

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how we can create weapons powerful enough that in sufficient quantities could erase everything on this planet, but there's still little we can do to protect ourselves from the windy boys, which have been wrecking us since the beginning of time. One would think we would have figured out some way of stopping them by now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like a few anons have said, nukes would kill them. The problem is that you would likely damage anything you were trying to protect in the process, or waste a million dollar weapon on every single one before it forms (hundreds a month in the central US)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tornadoes are more physically intimidating than any non-nuclear weapon currently in use. Watch how the one in the video turns from a stringy little rope to a fricking apocalyptic death cyclone in under 5 minutes. It's simultaneously beautiful and terrifying in form and function.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nearly impossible, as it’s an emergent property of the air’s motion. you would need a way to stop the very wind

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Economic sanctions.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A giant fan blowing in the opposite direction

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the rpg but wind enemies are often weak against ice

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Release bioweapons to drift on the wind into the hivemind monastery generating it with their vortex engine.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    throw bombs into them from a helicopter, of course that may only work on the shark containing ones

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    During the War of 1812 a tornado attacked the British troops. I kept hoping God would intervene and end an EF-4 straight down on top of the 60 kilometer long Kyiv Convoy, but I guess the Ukrainians didn't need it.

    The big ones have ripped the 5 story concrete and iron hospitals off their foundations and hurled objects as heavy as MBTs around. There isn't frick all you can do.

    This is just God's light weaponry too, the small arms if you will. A tank ain't doing shit to save you from a volcano, and your CBRN gear is not enough when it starts to rain sulfur and fire. Likewise, all your tunneling isn't going to work out when a 9.6 earthquake liquidifes the bedrock.

    And that's not even getting to the heavy weaponry, the 365,000,000 gigaton meteor he sent to stop the dinosaurs from sinning so much, the Mars-sized exoplanet he shot at Earth to create the Moon, rouge black holes, quasar jets spraying the equivalent of millions of suns out, etc.

    Don't frick around with the Holy One. We're already on thin ice for the apple and the crucifixion. So STOP. WATCHING. PORN.

    In human conflicts the side with God is batting 1.000.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Need I go on?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lasso it and ride it.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fire tracer rounds at it until it looks cool enough that you want it to keep going.

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