How do you plan to avoid the draft?

How do you plan to avoid the draft, /k/?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By volunteering
    Can't draft me if I've already signed up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      By volunteering. Drafts are for non-patriots.

      Hello sgt sanchez

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know sanchez was a common surname in the russian army. I guess all those cubans must've filled up those ranks quickly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      By volunteering. Drafts are for non-patriots.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My relative did that for Vietnam. Joined the Navy and sailed to Vietnam 2 times across the ocean and then was stationed in Antarctica. One of the few people i the world who spent a whole year down there drinking beers and dancing with penguins.
      >Had he not enlisted he would have been drafted in the Army and most likely been killed in 1969 like a few of his friends who got drafted

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By volunteering. Drafts are for non-patriots.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah ok sarge, permission to suggest some of that daka money be used to provide all those veterans who keep anheroing with basic healthcare and assistance instead of dumping men and women in wheelchairs and expecting them in wheelchairs and expecting them to make a living?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    close the window

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ahh the famous German humor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lost

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do russians gey their multicam shit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same place they buy literally everything. USA and China. Well, now China only

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >usa
        Russia started to utilized more multicam after the invasion began. So most likely china than anything lol.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Innawoods

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Russian or a israelite
    What draft are you talking about Prigo-sensei?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you have the mark of the goy though?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got (you)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/i1w5PI1.jpg

      I got (you)

      Russia has a ban on Isekai anime and manga btw

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't people just say they were communist or racist or homosexual to get out of US drafts? Would they still go to jail?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t work anymore. Even if you transmaxxed you’re still fricked now because the US will draft men and women.

      I feel bad for the /k/omrades who went on estrogen to escape duty, maybe ill make a cute one into my boywife in my compound when shit hits the fan

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The US doesn’t draft anyone are you moronic?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he lacks the critical information

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay then explain why you still get a draft card when youre 18

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not, it's that they don't count Ts as legitimate. They still won't draft women.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >communist
      they might still draft you to 'straighten you out' or maybe just to spite you
      >homosexual
      might work but social suicide at the time the US drafted people
      >racist
      they were all racist

      if a modern US draft happens you won't get out of it by claiming to be a communist or gay or anything like that because they don't care anymore. they might pass over you if you're overtly racist but they still might conscript you anyways and then have a military court rape you if you do anything they don't like.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The true answer is to be fat. They won't take you and if they do, you'll end up in some rear echelon doing pog shit. I'm gay as frick and take estrogen but I know they'd still send me off because I can squat 2.5 plate to parallel so I know I'm fit enough for basic shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did. They claimed to be gay, communist, mentally ill, or disabled. Ted Nugent literally shit his pants to avoid the draft. There were lots of ways out.
      Actually they more often did it for religious reasons, like being a Quaker or Adventist. You can end up in jail or they might offer you another way of serving your country.
      The Minnesota Starvation Experiment were almost all men who were asked to do the experiment because they refused the draft. In the UK, a lot of conscientious objectors were forced into service in non-combat roles, like UXO disposal and medical roles.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in non-combat roles, like UXO disposal
        Heh.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    be old [Im a 33yo boomer], good luck in the desert, you young homosexuals.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any expat communities in Mexico or Peru lol?

      The draft age will get jacked up very quickly, I don't expect those trannies to last a week. It'll be reduced to days if the CCP gives hypersonics to Iran.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hypercope

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Im more useful to the war effort at home than 18-29 yo homosexuals. They wont even let me in most branches of the military if I volunteered. I think I'll stay at home and keep the lonely young women company

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >keep the lonely young women company
          If you weren't banging Jodie 20 years ago then what makes you think you'll have any luck now that you're old and withered?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expat
        Lmao. You mean US immigrants. No such thing as an 'expat'. You're either an immigrant or a tourist. You can seethe about that all you like but that's the truth.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      34 gwot vet here. 18 to 40 if the draft every really did get called. 18 to 60 for emergency reasons.

      we're fricked homie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being dragooned into the service of a government that openly violates its own laws and invites in enough foreign invaders every six months to erase the state of Montana is a non-starter. It would cause open rebellion and you know it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >federal border patrol opens gate locked by state guard
          This is the future yankees died for

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We’re truly fricked.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It would cause open rebellion and you know it.
          You Black folk have been saying this the election got stolen.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Here are your draft orders, anon. You ship out next week."
    >*shits pants*
    >clean it up wagie
    "WELCOME TO BASIC, ANON. DROP AND GIVE ME 20
    >*shits pants*
    >clean it up wagie
    "Welcome to your military tribunal, anon. I will be presiding over your ca--"
    >*shits pants*
    >clean it up wagie
    "It appears you're just not cut out for service. Here's your discharge papers and you will never get drafted again."
    >*shits pants*
    >clean it up Jannie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shits pants
      TEN DAYS IN THE HOLE, TRAINEE.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't get it. If the Military is so desperate for bodies that they have to draft then why do people think being moronic will get them out instead of just becoming a modern day McNamara's moron?
      >I'll just shit myself
      People do that in Combat all the time, you're not special. Well... maybe a little...

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just shoot them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck with your future as a prison chads wife

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i won't.
    t. heitinmies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have the sames t another heitinmies

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By moving out of Russia in the next year, ty for your concern

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      might want to speed that plan up by about 10 times, lol

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By telling the draft interviewer they can have anything they want at Alice's restaurant

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    woah. priggo was an aquachad?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fail the physical because I am a fat autistic frick.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My autism and PTSD diagnosis

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already did my conscription so just wait for the call I guess

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did russia clamp all its doomposters like Piggo or Strelok?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    suicide vest trigger

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m way too fat and disabled to be drafted
    t. 5’6 290 lbs

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you plan to avoid the draft, /k/?
    you should pretend to have some kind of mental illness.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha sorry officer it’s just ugh. I’m transgender. You REALLY don’t want me to fight on the front lines lol!!! HAHAHA I’m a little bit mentally ill, have you seen my sonic OC collection? I have to shit in a diaper because an accident three years ago when I got in a boating accident while drunk. Did I mention I’m a heavy drinker and smoker? I love weed, officer. I also broke my leg last week, it’s really unfortunate! Im just so so sorry officer, I will not be able to go to war to fight the good fight… it brings me so much shame, I think I’m a little depressed and anxious now. Know any good therapists? i think I need anti depressants now. Oh, have you ever read das kapital? It’s my favorite book.

      As for the draft, hehehe, I guess you’ll have to find someone else to fight for me. Im really sorry officer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "We've seen your social media postings, you hate sonic, you're a proud transphobe, your medical history shows no boating accidents, we have your receipts showing that you're only a recreational drinker and you haven't bought a pack since inflation. Your local dealer says he's never seen your face before, and ER records show no broken legs and your X-ray records support it. And you have no valid psychiatrist report. Get in the fricking Van private."

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >smile fades away
          >camera zooms in on face
          >”so, that’s how it’s going to be”
          >pulls pistol out
          >gets shot
          >”just a bb gun moron, I’m not going now!”

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we live in a society

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy shit ton of lube and butter
      >cover floor and stairs with it
      >cover body in lube and butter
      >fill the floor with dragon dildos
      >wait for glowies forcibly taking you to the army

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a diagnosed autist so I play hard into that so they cant do anything with me, then I comfymaxx and frick all your gfs because you've died thousands of miles away

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ro'im Rachok is a program designed to train young autistic adults in professions by the Israel Defense Forces.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're using our greatest power against us

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in nursing school, if I get drafted, they'll make me finish school before they ship my ass out. I'll likely just be sent to some military hospital.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Witness Jehova and Moroni

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play the supreme edgelord
    >Give me a gun and will everyone before you ship me out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun being on latrine duty Mr.Edgelord.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see that as a absolute win.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By joining the other side of course

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a production manager at a facility that makes parts for military aircraft and tanks. They won't draft me because I'm vital to the work, and if there's a draft when my sons are of age, they're hired immediately, making them immune as well.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    already got kicked out once due to autism. doubt they'll even try again with how bad I irritated my commandant

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all fricked up with herniated disks in my back and neck so I'm good, I guess.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you I’m already in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we know, JIDF

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In b4 Wagner recruits 2 million Gaza people to send them against Ukraine. Well, they'd get mowed down anyway, this could actually solve problems.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > be me
    > recently discharged desert war vet with a laundry list of psychological and medical issues
    > WW3 kicks off
    > march into recruiting office like pic related
    > demand reenlisment for NCO or Officer
    > motherfricking put me in coach!

    All you pussies want to avoid the draft and all I want to be is the first kid on my block to bayonet a commie, just so I can rip out his entrails to strangle them with.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm probably too mentally ill for the military honestly. which is a shame, because i'd love to blast chinks.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, I wouldn't. I'm pretty sure I'd be peer pressured into joining because war is not as terrifying as being labeled a coward by my entire community. In ww2, girls would give white feathers to draft dodgers to label them as pussies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White Feather
      WWI Britan and even the brass in the military had to tell them to cut it out. Basically everyone but the women doing it thought it was moronic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wiki page is a pretty fun read
        >"idiotic young women were using white feathers to get rid of boyfriends of whom they were tired"

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ted Nugent style

    Piss and poo in my pants

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    by being too old

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How old is too old?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The oldest you can enlist is 42, but selective service is only 18-26
        at the moment

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you plan to avoid the draft, /k/?
    By having enlisted.
    God I'm not looking forward to the influx of zoomers.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have celiac disease. Unless we pull a full-on Wehrmacht "Stomach Battalions", I'm safe from dying for fricking israelites

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By waiting.I'll be too old for all that shit.
    Good luck zoomies. I'll be banging your gfs half my age while you are out playing soldier.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you plan to avoid the draft, /k/?
    I'm too old. Even if a war went so bad that they started drafting old farts like me, it would give me time to do something run off somewhere else.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already work for the military.
    In the event of war I'll still get paid my regular salary and I know for sure I won't be cannonfodder.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im fat

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have the comic of a soldier trying to draft the blonde Chad who just replies "I believe there are two genders" and the recruiter is like "I'm sorry, we don't allow that kind of bigotry in the armed forces"?
    I thought I had it but now I can't seem to find it.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had childhood asthma and ignorantly told the truth while I was in ROTC. They had me apply for waivers, but I dropped out before I found out if I was approved. Is childhood asthma still as much of a disqualifier for service as they made it seem back then? I mean as soon as they found out they pretty much ignored me and focused on other candidates. As if I wasn't worth the time since there was a chance I would be medically disqualified. Rightly so.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is childhood asthma still as much of a disqualifier for service as they made it seem back then?

      Same anon but still wondering this...

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not allowed to reenlist, how you gonna draft me?

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

    Weren't no fricking draft to fight the goddamned British and every war since 1812 has been the product of lies. You fight Gulf War 3 for lockdown Baby Boomers it's your own damn fault.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every war since 1812 has been the product of lies
      Pretty much. Although I'd say Korea was a success in that S. Korea still exists.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weren't no fricking draft to fight the goddamned British
      Yes there was, moron. It was just for the navy, but there was a country-wide draft. There were also the militias assembled on the state-level. and that's not even mentioning the fact that the constitution gives congress the authority to institute the draft (see Article I, section 8, clauses 12, 15, and 16). Stop being a homosexual and actually read the Constitution.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor eyesight, got turned down when I volunteered a decade ago.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too old, and even if I weren't I'm a diagnosed schizo(typal).
    It was actually kind of funny, when I was 18 I got spammed with military advertisements in the mail but as soon as I got out of the psych hospital they immediately stopped, I wonder why :^)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The military wants only the most normie of norms anyway, I'd hate being in the Army, honestly. I'm naturally too rebellious and individualistic to actually be part of the military to any capacity.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would absolutely NOT fight for this bastardized multicultural shithole

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wear a dress.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Klinger didn't get a section 8 back in the 50s when it had a conservative society, you think that you'll get away that easily in today's climate?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        M*A*S*H was a TV show whose entire mood was based on Vietnam War disillusionment.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you looking to avoid the draft or to get a medal?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you looking to avoid the draft or to get a medal?

      Ma'am's trying to get promoted to General.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being 40

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm over 36.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a nerd, they wouldn't be able to do anything out of me other than being a comfy drone operator, for which they'll find I'll excel at. So no, I don't intend to avoid the draft, why would I with so much fun times ahead.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GERASHIMOV, WHERE ARE MY FLARES

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I? I get one life and I might get one war during it if I’m lucky. You’re crazy if you think I’m going to miss that.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'm already in the active reserve so I ain't avoiding shit, unless I lose a limb or something.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do they let trannies in? if not I'm good
    t.ranny

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    /meg/

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    by being a fat old gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      step 1 be fat
      step 2 get sent to fat camp
      step 3 arrive at the front months later after all the non fats did all the work already
      step 4 be fat 🙁

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lower half of my lumbar spine to 2/3rds of my thoracic spine has bulging disks
    >moderate stenosis in said sections of spine
    >3 vertebrae are beginning to fuse
    >psoriatic arthritis
    >take adhd meds and biologics that compromise my immune system
    Lol, lmao even. Either don't bother or let me pull a Major Kong and ride the nuke out of the plane. Or a free bullet right then and there.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put gummy ass welds on the freedom class for about six months, does that make me a protected trade or something?

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's supposed to be having a draft?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      America would obediently glass itself if Israel even hinted towards it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already kicked me out I'm good

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finish doctorate, go in as a captain
    Everyone soon realizes I’m inept and leaves me alone in an air conditioned trailer

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "If we run into any homosexuals, israelites, or uppity Black folks I will shoot at them until they leave the area or the mortal coil"

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't, I'd go if they'd take me. They probably wouldn't because I'm old and have some health issues, but I'd be happy if they did. It's not even really anything to do with patriotism or anything, nor is it about wanting to fight, I just think I would've done better in the military than I have as a civilian and having a second chance to join and make a career of it would be nice.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join up and use my accounting diploma to slide my way into the quartermaster's office.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      would this work with a business bachelor's degree?

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get drafted
    >put in maximum effort in boot camp
    >graduate at top of my class
    >get assigned juiciest deployment
    >start fragging officers my first day in country

    i figure i can take about 30 of them out before they kill me

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme:

    >Oh, I'm just a typical American boy
    >From a typical American town
    >I believe in God and Senator Dodd
    >And a-keepin' old Castro down
    >And when it came my time to serve
    >I knew, "Better dead than red"
    >But when I got to my old draft board, buddy
    >This is what I said
    >"Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
    >And I always carry a purse
    >I've got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat
    >My asthma's getting worse"
    >"Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear
    >And my poor old invalid aunt
    >Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
    >And I'm working in a defense plant"
    >"I've got a dislocated disc and a wracked up back
    >I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
    >And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
    >And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs"
    >"I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes
    >I can hardly reach my knees
    >And if the enemy came close to me
    >I'd probably start to sneeze"
    >"I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
    >And I always carry a purse
    >I've got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat
    >My asthma's getting worse"
    >"Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear
    >And my poor old invalid aunt
    >Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
    >And I'm working in a defense plant"
    >"Ooh, I hate Chou En Lai and I hope he dies
    >But one thing you gotta see
    >That someone's gotta go over there
    >And that someone isn't me"
    >"So I wish you well, sarge, give 'em hell
    >Kill me a thousand or so
    >And if you ever get a war without blood and gore
    >I'll be the first to go"
    >"Yes, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
    >And I always carry a purse
    >I've got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat
    >My asthma's getting worse"
    >"Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear
    >And my poor old invalid aunt
    >Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
    >And I'm working in a defense plant"

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha yes I am a normal person and can be trusted with automatic weapons around israelites

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot who ever the draft office sends to my door then flee into the hills

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some sort of conflict happens
    >UR GONNA GET DRAFTED, AMERICAN.
    >PLS DO POLITICAL TERROR!

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