How do you guys sleep out in the woods knowing that there might be bears or deranged serial killers out there?
How do you guys sleep out in the woods knowing that there might be bears or deranged serial killers out there?
How do you guys sleep out in the woods knowing that there might be bears or deranged serial killers out there?
we're severely mentally ill
>How do you guys sleep out in the woods knowing that there might be bears or deranged serial killers out there?
See OP, there are three steps to this
1) an unhealthy ammount of alcohol
2) not giving a fraction of a modicum of a shit about your own death
3) knowing for a fact that you have the will to stab the shit out of a chicken, a goat, a horse, your neighbour, might be a cryptid, but I'm coming for that wendussy
earplugs. If you can't hear them, they don't exist.
>earplugs. If you can't hear them, they don't exist.
this. earplugs + sleeping mask and I literally could not care what is going on outside my tent. drop a nuke near by and im sleeping through it
+2
the first night every sound i was like "that's DEFINITELY a bear checking out the campsite....that's DEFINITELY a creepy guy walking by the tent". by the second night, i had become totally desensitized.
also yeah earplugs. imo put them halfway in so you can still hear louder sounds.
based and correct. by the time you hear anything, its too late
don't go unarmed
Weed and benadryl
lock the door 2 the airbnb
The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but the one.
Quite easily.
What good is a gun when they attack in your sleep?
The one in your hand under your pillow.
my step dad shot his exwife in the face this way.
Sounds like an "accident" but I do use a pistol with a mechanical safety and retention holster as a pillow gun.
I generally choose the closest one.
You show them a picture of a gun?
bump
Because we are the deranged serial killers and bears
i am a bear. see you soon.
With my gf between the door and me
You sound like an absolute pussy, stay inside homosexual.
>deranged serial killers
I doubt there’s two of us out at the same time.
wildlife and people=completely normal things so nothing weird about them
ufos, zombies, ghosts and forest spirits=might exist so something to maybe fear about while going to sleep
I am two bears so I am easily a match for a single bear
I can't, my hard on is so painful that sleeping is not an option at this point.
>might be deranged serial killers out there
no "might be" about it, I am out there.
>bears
don't exist where I live
>deranged serial killers
just don't sleep on the trail. no serial killers are going to find you.
Soundly.
I always feel safe, but I feel really safe in the forests.
Blackout tent pitched in a hidden area? You're not finding me and if you do, you're there with me not the other way around. Shit, you better hope to not threaten me while I'm there because I've got 2 handfuls of dirt that I'll throw right into your eyes for a start
yeah, for real. I acctually feel safest way out in the wilderness.
OP is obviously a troll ... but I have experienced much more direct threats to my life in cities, from Black folk and immigrants and drunken NPC's. I even have a facial scar from one encounter, but I almost forgot that's what it was from.
funny how this troll post reminded me where I'm really safe, and really in danger.
Because I'm in Norway
What if there are trolls and gnomes?
Sacrifice a couple sheep to the mountain gods in order to get protection from trolls and gnomes
1. no bears
2. people who want to find people aren't going to look were there are no people
I am by far the most dangerous motherfricker in any woods I enter
>bears
dont have them here, or any dangerous animal for that matter
>deranged serial killers
if a serial killer or crackhead can stumble on your camp you're not PrepHole
being PrepHole implies being the only human for 100 miles in every direction
>being PrepHole implies being the only human for 100 miles in every direction
Pretty much impossible outside Mongolia or Tajikistan.
Even on Greenland that would probably only be possible in the coldest and darkest months.
>Pretty much impossible outside Mongolia or Tajikistan.
frick off back to Europe, Ackmed
>it's an aussie cope the fabians run his country and hes a homosex slaveboy episode
He's just taking "100 miles" literally. 1 mile is possible in a lot of places though.
With a Glock and the acceptance that I'm going to die eventually so it might as well end up on Missing 411.
always bring a weapon if you're schizo
with a gun you fricking pussy
Statistically you’re a lot more likely to be killed in a place with lots of people (cities, highways, etc.). I wouldn’t worry about it.
Nice try
Why would bears be there if there's serial killers there, and why would serial killers be there if there's bears there?
I have guns
if you camp far enough innawoods they have to find you first
i also usually secure my camping perimeter with 8-10 claymores
>How do you guys sleep out in the woods knowing that there might be bears
not here in central / western Europe
the most dangerous animal you'd come across is a wild boar with young kids
pretty easy to avoid their spots though
>or deranged serial killers out there?
did this every happened outside a horror novel?
the forest is a pretty safe place (from humans)
I have yet to even meet an unfriendly person camping in the wild
quite amazing when you think about it
>did this every happened outside a horror novel
Yes
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/1996-slayings-shenandoah-hikers-julie-williams-lollie-winans-not-cold-fbi/1996618/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Hilton
https://www.gainesville.com/story/news/2007/07/31/man-gets-two-life-terms-in-forest-murders/31532839007/
It does happen; however, it is very rare. Most of these people were not alone, so it's not like you're much safer with a partner.
>not in the US
>not a woman
sweet
>did this every happened outside a horror novel?
Yes. Look up Investigation service branch of the FBI. They got close to 700 cases of ppl dying in the woods, almost 60% was not accidental.
>700 cases within the population of 331 million people
Ending up as a victim is amongst the same realms of propability as winning in lottery.
Past four years there been five homicides in my woods. Guess there is a whole lot of lottery winners there.
Okay but were they random killings or just meth head hicks shooting each other in drug addled disputes over nonsense? If you aren't a female traveling alone, and aren't on hard drugs or affiliated with criminals, your chance of being randomly murdered in the woods goes from "winning the lottery" to "winning the Megabucks on the same day that you're struck by lighting twice and also there's a solar eclipse and a comet".
I am the deranged serial killer
That's mostly a third world/American problem
suspended in the air for an easy kill
Accept death and check butt hole after waking up.
No other way of sleepping outside than jumping in the wilderness and sleeping outside.
poorly. but that's why you do it.
Oh cmon, there's like no serial killers left. You're totalt safe bro. Turn on a light to keep you company.
>sleep with a light on
They'll never find you this way.
I usually have a gun on me and usually go out with friends who also have guns so I really don't worry about much. Some of also also have nightvision.
I keep an AK on me at all times
800 mg Viagra and a pack of trojans newbie
When i go alone to sleep in the woods, i think there is i ky a very very small amount of serial killers or deranged people in a given place, so the chances are there are only one on my town, so it is just me
I know approximate probabilities and am ready to die at any moment. I regret nothing.
There is nothing out there man. You learn that when you are out there.
Murderers are in the citys. You're most likely to run into a nice person while PrepHole
im more worried about ticks than wild animals or people. You can kill the last 2 but ticks are persistent bastards and oftentimes they latch onto you and you don't notice until you're back from your little outing. Might as well throw mosquitoes and those fly looking Black folk into the bunch as well. I'm convinced the spread of these demons is globohomosexual sponsored so people would not spend time outside.
>those fly looking Black folk
It took me a moment to realize you didn't mean fashionably dressed Black folks--or did you?
ToT
I string my hammock up 20 feet above the ground. Practically untouchable
Wait until OP hears about skinwalkers.
I wouldn't worry about it.
Oh but you should
With a loaded rifle snuggled up with me, a bottle of pumpkin spice lube at my side, and several mines planted around my tent. Basically how I sleep indoors
Stop warning them damnit, I don't want my prey forwarned.
No "deranged serial killer" is gonna expend the effort to target backcountry hikers when they could just kill hookers.
Mountain lions won't target you in a tent because they can't see you
and bears are morons when it comes to opening tents so you'll have plenty of time to grab the bear spray.
>bears opening tents
>time to grab the bear spray
lmao
I woke up in my hammock one morning right at dawn and there was a mama bear like 5ft away grooming her toes next to a tree, and her 3 cubs were hanging out on the tree trunk next to her, and not only had they not disturbed me they hadn't even rummaged through my cooker where I had half a sandwich and snacks.
I know black burr kill more people than other burr but on a normal day they're just dumb animals going about their day
First time I'm doing it solo. Not worried about that at all but realised with nothing to distract me that I'm deeply unhappy with my life.
the odds of a another serial killer in the woods anywhere near me is infinitesimal. statistically impossible.
Half-drunk with my dick still in my hand
I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation. I'm not out there with them, they're in here with me.
Zoomers are posting this thread on Instagram
Frick off we are full
Post link so we can participate
Thanks
I too follow the anime outdoor Instagram account
>Zoomers
>Instagram
I thought that was millennial turf and the zoomers were all on TikTok
I'm 30 and it's both
I am the serial killer bear
I've killed both bears and people anon. I'm not stuck out there with them, they're stuck out there with me.
It wasn't funny the first time you said it and it didn't get funny just because you said it 20 times in the same thread.