How do you deal with this ?

Decided to finally deal with picrel (japanese knotweed) that has been growing in my yard undisturbed
What would be the best course of action (besides excavating and glyphosates) to completely wipe it from the face of earth ?
open for all suggestions

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cut it and fill the holes with salt

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      fire, and if you don't want much to grow there at all you can dump salt after the fire

      Its natural habitat is salty volcanic ash you stupid fricks.

      You can eat it like asparagus in the spring. It makes good honey and the bees love it as well.

      Sell the roots for alt medicine and use the money to repair.

      This OP. Just accept it and trim it back to root every year and you're good. Or get a goat to eat it.

      The roots contain resveratrol and it's used in traditional Chinese and Japanese medicine.

      it's pretty bad - it will grow to like 10ft tall if left to it's own devices. the roots are very destructive as well. it can grow back from any piece of the rhizome left in the soil unless you literally burn the dirt.

      https://i.imgur.com/4X7bkz3.jpg

      Oh boy you are properly fricked. This is the plant that can completely destroy your property. I can't think of anything worse and I did my research.
      It's going to destroy anything man made in its path foundation, walls, asphalt and concrete.
      Sell off your property now while you can unless you want to dig up rhizomes that can be up to 3m deep.

      This is a ~~*Property Developer*~~ lie made to artificially depreciate land value. Unless you live in America where houses are cardboard the rhizomes do frick all.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...but that would ruin the ground for other plants, how about boiling water?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has no-one ever figured out how to put The Power of the Knotweed to good use?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can eat it like asparagus in the spring. It makes good honey and the bees love it as well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why do people want to get rid of it again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its the Evil Weed, or your senpai

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            wtf how horrifying

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >evasive

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you throw weed killers at it it dodges.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that... JAPANESE KNOTWEED? AHHHHH SAVE ME Black personMAN.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Grorious nippon cellulose, evolved 10,000 years ago

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's pretty bad - it will grow to like 10ft tall if left to it's own devices. the roots are very destructive as well. it can grow back from any piece of the rhizome left in the soil unless you literally burn the dirt.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tall majestic greenery that asks nothing of you
            or
            >hot concrete and dry dirt

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It will literally take a house down if left unchecked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, /misc/ used it during Operation: Go Green

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Figures they would come up with a use..
        >Operation: Go Green
        missed this one, qrd? ta.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >qrd?
          Melanin enriched individuals were infesting unoccupied housing in Detroit. The neighborhood in question had gone from bad to worse. Brainstorming was done regarding eliminating them with as little physical violence as possible. Noxious weeds that will destroy a house if left unchecked were chosen, as the offending parties were too lazy to keep the Knotweed in check. My personal contribution was suggesting the pellets from One Straw Revolution. High clay soil is mixed with the desired seeds, formed into small balls, dried, then dispersed on the target area with slingshots. Mother Nature does the rest. Apparently, the mission was seen through conclusion. Years have passed. There should be a pretty good infestation in at least one Detroit neighborhood.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            What other plants are good for this sort of thing? Knotweed is probably the most destructive, but seeds are impossible to get and rhizomes have to be manually harvested from existing infestations. Bamboo might be good as it grows quickly, but not sure on it's destructive potential. Ivy could work but is very slow acting so probably not of much use for something like this. I guess the ideal plant is fast growing, fairly destructive, and a b***h to get rid of, but still obtainable easily as a seed

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Knotweed is the best in terms of home destroying ability. Wine berries spread well but aren't destructive. Kudzu is somewhat destructive but it's easily cut off at the base.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black folk came from the jungle they won't flee from it but embrace it you underestimate their laziness.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, cut it, dry it and make it into resveratrol supplement, sell it online.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let it grow out in the spring then cut it. Let enough grow back enough to poison it in the fall when it's sending nutrients back to the rizhomes. There is various literature of you search the interweb. You need to be an autist or it will beat you.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post hole shovel, scrape off.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a female to piss on it. Female piss kills everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesnt kill my boner when they piss on me in the shower mmmmmmmmmmm

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fire, and if you don't want much to grow there at all you can dump salt after the fire

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dig up rhizomes
    >chop up small
    >spread on the land of those who displease you

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    checked
    >growing in my yard undisturbed
    your yard is a parking lot?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cut 1/3-1/2 up each one. Char the end black. Let it try to heal itself and die from it's own metabolism

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy you are properly fricked. This is the plant that can completely destroy your property. I can't think of anything worse and I did my research.
    It's going to destroy anything man made in its path foundation, walls, asphalt and concrete.
    Sell off your property now while you can unless you want to dig up rhizomes that can be up to 3m deep.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i had about 1/3 of an acre of knotween on my property - the shit is insidious. for the main patch i cut it once in the summer, dumped some roundup into the core then, tarped off the area and covered it with mulch.

    the stragglers i cut once in the spring, let it grow, cut it again in the summer, then spray what comes up in the fall with roundup - fall is when it's pulling everything into the rhyzzomes (from what i understand) which help speeds it's demise. i'm on year two of the stragglers and they're coming up pretty thin and sickly. i plan to repeat for at least another year, maybe two.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learning the pattern is key to eradicating bamboo. It is likely important for this noxious weed as well. Keep up the good work.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sell the roots for alt medicine and use the money to repair.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    boiling water or calcium chloride

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use radiation to destroy their cells

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    had this in a corner of my swampland. took a microwave apart, put the emitter on the end of a sick, run an extension cord out there & just sweep the base a few times a day for a week or so. that did the trick

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fricking mad man

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pls show pics of your contraption anon, I genuinely can't visualize it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you used some tinfoil shielding to protect your nuts, nobody likes roasted nuts.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just keep spraying glyphpsate on it until it stops coming up.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about spraying it with a herbicide like Roundup?

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My local park deals with it by digging down a couple inches to remove as much of the surface rhizome, covering the area in a tarp, then returning to remove new shoots. They repeat this throughout the spring and summer then they monitor the area the following year.
    Be sure to dispose of the knotweed properly. Not every landfill will accept it.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are a major problem in my country. The rhizomes/roots travel 2ft deep and 20ft across. What they do here is dig off 2ft of soil and put through a special machine that hears it to a temperature that kills the roots before putting it back.

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