How do we arm the Orcas?

How do we arm the Orcas?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try whalegay.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuk yo wailuu
    Fuk yo dolfeen

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bunch of hippies annoying ching chongs with water cannons before getting rekt with canisters of butirrhic acid and lasers
    >Larp as goodie pirates
    Sea shepherd is pathetic. We need to fricking SINK the whalers ffs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, but how might this best be accomplished?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why don't we start with NOT sinking our own boats for sympathy points.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make NOAA the new branch of the navy, arm them with cruise missiles, pulverize any ship with an ideogram on its hull, say they were pirates to the press.
        Also teach whales to kill the two-legs and their islands of iron, it shouldnt be too hard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Noaa is already a uniformed service with navy ranks and uniforms. They can always be forced to fall under the dod at any time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buy rpg from the somalis or whoever
        >shoot whale ship
        >don't say shit
        >repeat as necessary

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arming ocean Black folk
    There's a reason why the navy chose bottlenose dolphins for military uses anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, they're as much white as they are black, anon.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do we arm the Orcas?
    I just use coilgun, the AI just can't manage bigger guns.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My masterplan to create a genetically engineered killer whale is near completion!
    Soon they will roam the sea undetected and self-powered.
    Hum... if I remember the real orcas have more and more trouble feeding themselves. I think I shall exterminate them all to make some room, and maybe create a self-replicating prey species to feed them.
    ...but how do I protect them from fishing ships?
    Bah! The solutions is obvious, I shall simply those animal into explosive mines that sink ship if captured and brought out of water!

    MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY PLAN IS GENIUS!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Passive sonar sensor + explosives

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    orcas are not nearly as much of a threat to human life as has been made public by the media. if an orca is interacting with a boat or human being in such a way that is malicious, it is probably just playing around and is not aware of any damage being inflicted. even if humans could arm us, there would be no motions by orcas to intentionally commit malicious anti-human deeds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killer whale fin typed this
      https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jun/21/orca-rams-yacht-off-shetland-first-such-incident-northern-waters

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sea Shepherds are terrorists the liked we haven't seen since Al Qaeda, and Paul Watson is their Osama Bin laden. Japanese have reserved rights to whale in Antarctic waters, they already have to leave their coast just to feed their population and now they have to deal with terrorists? All Sea Shepherds should be hung and their ships sunk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paul Watson is their Osama Bin laden
      Based, I will now support him
      Total nip death

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leave Hitomi Tanaka alive, I will fix her.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these jokes are gonna result in is moronic migrants taking it seriously and exterminating every cetacean on their way to Europe out of fear

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show them videos of effective techniques to teach their offspring

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world is a vampire

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