How do I recover

A peace of meat from the bottom of my well?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The police will do it for you while they investigate the murder.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a suicide, not a murder.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use a meat magnet, like my first girlfriend was in college... b***h...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Siunds like my 1st girlfriend in college also... b***h.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a pet Piranha i can put on a leash just for situations like this.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of meat? Chicken? Beef? Pork? Horse? Human? Racoon? Idk get a fishing pole with a mean hook and hope for the best

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried that didn't work.
      Ham still in plastic wrap

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey you dropped your dogs

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I scuba dived at least a dozen old farm wells
    Not for meat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much semen was down there

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wet dry vac?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How deep is the well, how big around is the casing? Can you see the bottom?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      20m
      It's more of a pipe like the image

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gravity hook. I used one for fishing a pump shroud out of a 50 foot deep well. Taped a flashlight to the end of the rope a few feet above the hook and did it at night so i could see what i was doing. Actually hooked it and pulled it out first try. I was stoked!

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you could just dump in like 700 packets of Top Ramen.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weighted treble hook. Dumbass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to order one today if I fail again.
      I'm in the middle of nowhere it will take some time to arrive.
      I tried with a line with several hooks on but they where only 2 and not that great

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can easily cast your own with lead fishing weights or shotgun shell shot. All that's left is a treble hook which can be bought at any Walmart or sporting goods store. Faster than a couple of days

  11. 3 months ago
    Nobody.

    Not a single "how" to op. Remarkable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not a single "how" to op. Remarkable
      You haven't dropped a ham in your well? Are you even alive bro?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct my gf threw it down there ...
        Spent all day try to fish it but no luck 20m of depth are a big problem.
        I think I'm fricked

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you look up the gravity hook? Anything on it to grab hold of? If no then I would probably look into purchasing 3-4 sticks of pvc pipe in 3/4 or 1" diameter and making a barbed lance on the end of one. Make sure it is fastened well. Then lower it into the well and make damn sure you don't drop it. Connect the 2nd stick to it with a pto pin or a bolt or some other secure way of fastening it. Then lower it down again to the next joint. Do this until you reach the ham. Jab the sharpened and barbed lance into the ham and then hopefully you can pull it up in one piece uncoupling each joint as you bring it out so you don't have a lot of pvc stuck into the air overhead.

          pic rel is an example of what the tip could look like. Probably 3 or 4 barbs would be best...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That fat b***h probably already fished it out and ate it while you weren't looking.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my gf threw it down there
          Ex I presume?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ham floats
    Flood the b***h

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just double down and shit in the well

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did your moron gf throw meat down the well?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know man, she's got issues. She put the well pump in the fridge too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This isn’t a good enough answer. Did you piss her off and her best thought of revenge was throwing a ham down the well? How the hell did this even enter into her head as something to do? Spill it OP.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I threw this pork loin the she cooked at her head a few month ago because it sucked, but i dunno. She never said anything about it, but here we are now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop pretending to be me.
            Or at least find a solution and say how you fixed it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I told her to make me a sandwich..
          We had a fight and she just did it.
          What can I tell you I'm not her and we aren't talking.
          She was cheating and I found out.
          Happy now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that still doesn't even begin to explain this but ok

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She smokes a ton of fricking pot, and has dreams about falling down wells.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok that kind of explains it
                idk man I guess your best bet is probably some mean fishing gear like that anon suggested before and just hoping you can hook it
                I was trying to think of some shit with like a baking soda + vinegar volcano but that's kind of a stupid idea isn't?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You think I can explain crazy?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dump a bunch of sulfuric acid down there to solubilize the meat. Let then run it for a while to clear the acid.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    couldn't you drop a water heater element down their and boil it so that it's safe, and then your tap water will taste like hot dogs for a month?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >couldn't you drop a water heater element down their and boil it so that it's safe, and then your tap water will taste like hot dogs for a month?

      Add some carrots, potatoes, and a bit of celery and drink soup from your faucet for the next week!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or just neutralize after an incubation period.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a long vacuum hose and a wet dry vac

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP…thats methed up bruh

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes you drop a burger and you just got to say to yourself "man...that thing looked good as a motherfricker, but I just got to let this one go" and you throw it away, you know?

    Now...dropping meat down a well, i think, kind of the same thing here.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I threw a hotdog down a hallway

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drop some lye down there to melt it and then nutrilize it with vinegar.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will that produce lots of heat?
      Because this thing is plastic

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks PrepHole, you've done it again

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fill the well with water and float the ham out.
    you might need another well to do that though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not an option.
      What I was thinking instead was making a pool with so plastic filing it up with water leave the well to fill up again and the pumping it back down.
      The problem is my pump is slow and I don't know if it can keep up.
      And I don't have that much plastic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how about a shop vac and a hose long enough to grab the ham with suction

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hasnt priced vacuum hose that you will never use again

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your well has been poisoned? I think you'd better consult /misc/ before taking any further steps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Semites Revenge

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buffalo bill thread

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tie string around some rats and lower them down to eat the meat. You may also need to put diapers on the rats

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