I've already been accosted by groups of men with very bad intentions trying to get inside during the middle of the night twice, not to mention the times they've tried to break into my vehicles. I'm deep innahood and can't move away. For information, I already do all of the normie shit btw
>Doors are those steel and insulation types, ANSI 1 locks and 3 inch screws for strike plate and deadbolt
>Sharp bushes underneath small and high up windows
>Visible cameras
>Motion flood lights
>Big dog (not pit bull)
>Poorgay guns including Mossberg 500 and 10/22
>Nobody knows I have guns though
I'm more worried about home invasion gangs, think 4-5 scumbags with firearms and wearing kevlar. Cops take 20 minutes to respond to actual murders here.
move
Can't
If booby traps were legal I would have some. I've been thinking about setting up those cheap made-in-China alarms that screech really loud up to my doors and windows though. Would probably give them pause and me some warning
You clearly have some cash since you've rigged your house up, what about a private security company? Those are usually faster to respond.
>You clearly have some cash
lol
Why do you think I live in the worst area of the already shit city I'm in?
Oh, right, sorry. Uhhhh, maybe set up one of those meme drop systems where you put your hands under somewhere and the gun drops.
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either enact TND or move out of africa
Checked but I don't see how the best way to get away from black people is going to maximum security prison
what part of Total do you not understand?
>Can't
Then die. What are you expecting? It's not that you "can't" move, you don't want to
I fell for the boomer meme of "buy a small fixer upper foreclosure". The consequences of the baby boom have been a disaster for the human race.
Then sell it to some other sucker, or rent it out and move away. Or burn it the frick down for the insurance.
You fell for that meme but somehow avoided the other big boomer meme: "LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION"
the small fixer upper foreclosure is pointless if it's in the hood.
There used to be this satirical Urban Pioneer blog making fun of libs moving into “up and coming neighborhoods”.
>our neighbors were so welcoming they let themselves in to help us unpack.”
So frick someone else with it. I did fine on both of mine but they're not in fricking Wakanda. The baby boom wasn't a problem. chumps who buy unwisely are the problem and your hood will only get worse so staying is wetoddid.
>bro just move nothing's stopping you you just don't want to
stop larping you dumb Black folk
Motion activated flood lights, mesh over the windows.
>Motion activated flood lights
Already done
>mesh over the windows
I'd rather go for bars
Mesh can work better and also provides a number of other benefits like reflecting/retaining heat and privacy.
>can't
it's sad how dependent on the hive bugmen are. You can pack all your shit up and drive into the nearest nature preserve any time, anon.
I'm not going to go out innawoods because joggers are scary
>Can't
How about won't? What, you have a family or something?
Mine your lawn
Give your dog a special blend of his regular food and tannerite
Based and bold
Already done along with my multitool and OC spray
>multitool and OC spray
What part of handgun did you not understand?
Wait nvm I'm moronic but still tho what handgun
A handgun carried at all times
move
This is the way. The only defense against future doctors, lawyers, and people who remind Obama of the son he never had is high property taxes. Property taxes mean good police. Assuming you aren't in a city.
>Property taxes mean good police
Bullshit.
Look at Seattle.
pants on head moronic property taxes and shit police . . . and taxes going up and police getting worse.
Flashbangs and ear protection, dog going deaf be damned.
The gang landscape of the hoods is something that seems strange to me as a sheltered eastern euro anon.
Assuming the gangs of violent youths can ply their trade with impunity for most of the time, or they can reform on the fly faster than law enforcement can curtail them, how feasible is it for an average guy to get in their good graces to the point where they go "that guy over there? he's alright, don't give him grief"?
Or is that past level of organisation the gangs have?
Are there groups of people that organize themselves into a "gang" of sorts not for robbery but exclusively for mutual protection?
sorry if that comes across as ignorant, although that's exactly what I am.
>how feasible is it for an average guy to get in their good graces to the point where they go "that guy over there? he's alright, don't give him grief"?
I've basically gotten to that point, they just know that I'm not going to frick with them and I don't have enough shit to be worth the trouble. Most of my problems come from groups of meth and crack addicts who are loosely if at all gang affiliated.
Worst case scenario in some places interracial relations are impossible, they’ll learn to see you as a killer to be avoided unless they’re looking for a fight, or a victim.
Best case scenario it is possible to introduce yourself as a resident that is not a snitch and is only interested in minding their own business.
Even under the best case scenario you will still be subject to gang violence, because you are only familiar to one group and others will routinely invade the territory. So you’ll have to get good at recognizing who people are with.
>Are there groups of people that organize themselves into a "gang" of sorts not for robbery but exclusively for mutual protection?
That's how all contemporary gangs started in the US before venturing or devolving into crime. They were meant to protect ethnic groups or neighborhoods against violence and harassment from others.
Majority of gangs in Southern California are about protecting themselves from other rival gangs. Preteens and teens join them after getting beat up or harassed by kids from other gangs on the way to and from school or the park. It creates a cycle.
>Or is that past level of organisation the gangs have?
Gangs were very organized in the late 70s through mid 80s but the leadership was locked up. Many of them were trying to transition to white collar ventures (like the israelites, Irish and Italian did before) but that was stopped in its tracks. I think a lot of Latin Kings along the east coast may have transitioned to legit businesses.
I'll put it in euro speak for you.
Imagine that Black folk are gypsies. But instead of "he might have a knife" they all have guns.
Gypsies can gang up on people and give them a hard time but typically they get harassed more in return. Hell my grandfather remembers the last time gypsies moved near the village, not even into it just near it, it was a fricking pogrom they fricking massacred them and threw them off of the cliffs, and this wasnt even during ww2 but during peacetime. Even now gypsies are more afraid of people burning down their shanty towns than people are afraid of them, they only act violently if they have a large numerical superiority and you are alone. American Black folk just seem feral with absolutely no idea of self preservation.
>Imagine that Black folk are gypsies.
Depends where you are but real gypsies (not just drifters half high all the time) are waaaayyy more affraid of retaliation than future doctors. They know if they knife someone from outside the cops or worse will fall on the community. Gypsies that poses problems are usually just variety of junkies.
We have a pretty big community where I live (that were forced to settle there during WWII, one of the bright ideas of an Axis friendly governement) and the minute there is trouble between them and the sand variety of jogging future nobel prizes. Their neighbourhood is fortified (with car wrecks in the middle of the streets) the kids are out of schools and send to the cousins in the countryside or other cities, etc... They go full turtle because they expect a fricking pogrom.
>how feasible is it for an average guy to get in their good graces to the point where they go "that guy over there? he's alright, don't give him grief"?
They aren't exactly angels who'd never hurt a fly, but gangsters generally have better things to do than be violent morons to random people and not involving yourself in gang shit is a pretty sure way to avoid any violence there. The junkies that buy the drugs from them may be a different story.
They are a bucket of crabs. They steal from their fellow gang members all the time. You cannot coexist, you can only deter them from being near you.
>Are there groups of people that organize themselves into a "gang" of sorts not for robbery but exclusively for mutual protection?
Feds will come down on you HARD if you try that. Criminals can do what they want (Anarchy) but law-abiding citizens are brutally repressed if they try to fight back (Tyranny) thus making Anarcho-Tyranny.
>Feds will come down on you HARD if you try that. Criminals can do what they want (Anarchy) but law-abiding citizens are brutally repressed if they try to fight back (Tyranny) thus making Anarcho-Tyranny.
like George Zimmerman, right? I remember that being a federal case, Obama personally flew down to Orlando to handcuff him
Neighborhood watches are sponsored by the DOJ you dolt. and militias are still a thing
>if I had a son he would have looked like Trayvon
Remember that?
This homie really said "If I had a son he'd be black". What the frick was the point of that statement?
To make some bullshit claim that even the son of the President could get shot by a vicious white supremacist for no reason if he's black. People still believe that Zimmerman just walked up to some black teenager and shot him for shits and giggles.
to worsen racial relations in the usa
>>if I had a son he would have looked like Trayvon
>Remember that?
Now for the rest of the class can you please list 5 key differences between a press conference and a federal prosecution
Strawman. The point of the statement was to sway the jury. Doesn't have to be made in a courtroom. They'll hear it and internalize it no matter how much a judge will ask them not to. You can't control thought. In the end, they still found him not guilty though he'd have been better off if they did convict him because 6 figures in crushing legal debt is a worse fate.
Remember when the FL cops considered it open-and-shut self-defence until the Obama Administration started making threats?
are you moronic? feds might not cone after you but if you are caught defending yourself you will be hanged by a liberal prosecutor and judge.
You are delusional
ironic
this shit legit happens in places like California. also I forget the exact details of when and where but a homeowner was arrested for holding (not pointing or brandishing) a firearm it their own home to deter rioters from vandalizing or burning their house during the great blm chimpout
It happened in 2020 where a boomer lawyer and his boomer lawyer wife were arrested for brandishing because they stood outside their front door at low ready while several hundred joggers broke down the security gate of the neighborhood and conducted varsity athletics in the street and their front yard.
Charges were dropped 18months later. After their identities were publicly muddied, received death threats and they paid bail and retained an attorney.
Imagine what would happen if a bunch of 50 iq morons got their hands on a lot of drugs and guns and they can commit crime with immunity. That's most hoods in the US.
For example my brother had his car stolen and recovered a few weeks back. Perp had a warrent and a laundry list of past crimes. His sentence, 2 years probation that he will serve concurrently with his 1 year in jail for attempted murder.
>Are there groups of people that organize themselves into a "gang" of sorts not for robbery but exclusively for mutual protection?
This is called a homeowner's association. Sometimes a neighborhood watch. You'd know this if you were white.
>neighborhood watch
They don't do shit 99% of the time. Only in trailer parks have I ever witnessed whites watching out for one another. All of the rest of them are too cucked to see one another as anything more than fellow "individuals"
What's wrong with individualism?
>heh I'm an individual!
>get attacked by a pack of "teens"
>either die or defend yourself
>the "tribe" comes after you
>somebody please help me!
>get put into prison
>said "teens" make your life a living hell
>have to go into solitary confinement for your life sentence
Enjoy your "individual" cell you stupid frick.
Don't look like a mark and don't carry yourself like a mark. If you have to ask what this means you're ngmi innahood
>eastern euro
Lol you would know all about criminals you lying shithead
contrary to what burger media loves to portray russia is not east euro and most east euro is nothing like russia
MS13, which got a name for being one of the most over the top violent gangs out there, started as exactly theat. people banding together for protection.
it was the prisons that made them worse, because it got them into contact with far more dangerous types and the cartels.
Originally, all these gangs formed for mutual protection. Gangs are the ethnic ghetto's response to lack of police willingness to actually police the area for crime: the city won't do what you pay it for, so you make your own local police force, but with blackjack and hookers.
The reason gangs are now pretty much exclusively focused on killing each other is actually a pretty obvious outgrowth of free market trends. If we think of each of these gangs as autonomous law enforcement collectives that also frequently break the law to make money, their constant need to muscle out the nearest competition begins to make sense.
It's really not all that different from what has happened within the police force, frankly. Look up secret police gangs and you'll understand, America is a pretty complicated problem from a law enforcement perspective in large part because effectively doing so would also mean heavily cracking down on the police themselves for gang-like behavior.
Get away from black's
Wait, your local warlords have guns and body armour?? I have never felt more European than right now
>guns
All of them, even though they're mostly shitty high points and cheap revolvers
>body armor
Less common but home invasion gangs have been known to armor up in the US to deal with armed homeowners
Hi points*
I’d be willing to bet money on at least a third of said armored invaders only having the vest, either for the intimidation factor or out of sheer ignorance
Your vibrant local youths don't have kevlar vests and guns?
Mine do and I live in Sweden.
>Norway has knife crime
>Finland has gun crime
>Sweden has grenade crime
get body armor if you don't have it already. A ballistic helmet would make a great addition if you can afford it. You can probably make a crappy ballistic shield with a couple layers of plywood and shower tiles. Get security cameras, both inside and outside. You can probably put a decent set together for $200. If you can get bars over your windows that's good, if you can't at least apply an anti-shatter film so that it takes longer to break them down. Get an ar and a red dot if you can. The sig romeo msr or bushnell trs-25 are probably the cheapest before you end up in aliexpress tier optics. Electronic hearing protection can allow you to maintain some situational awareness after the first few rounds start flying. If you plan on shooting it out with the intruders, decide on what position you'll take to defend each likely point of ingress beforehand. If you encounter body armor, shoot for the lower abdomen.
>get a ballistic helmet and a plywood shield
Based Fallout enjoyer
>lower abdomen
Fellow enjoyer I see. My current plan if they're wearing body armor is to obliterate their lower abdomen with a 12 gauge slug. If it hits high they're still going to feel that blunt force and if it hits low, just as fun as the intended target
Aim for the pelvis always. Its difficult to armor due to its range of movement requirements and all the abdomen and leg arteries converge there. Shattering the pelvis itself or a leg bone is a guarenteed incapacitation as well even if no arteries are hit. Center mass is a meme and I have no idea why it ever became the standard in training.
The best part is that if they survive, they'll have some horrible medical condition for life. They may end up a eunuch, they might have to wear a colostomy bag, they could spend the rest of their life in a wheelchair. If they're lucky they'll just lose a few inches of intestine.
because an enemy combatant with a shattered pelvis can still put a bullet in your chest, moron.
Same can be said about someone with a bullet through their lung, homosexual.
Think before you post next time.
Y'know, you guys keep comparing the conditions that the US is in to slavery, because people can't afford shit and buying a house is impossibly expensive.
Yet the solution is always tax cuts, less regulation, more "pro-business" laws that remove obligations, cutting funding for observers and wellfare organizations, in the dead conviction that this time, finally, it will benefit the little man more than the trillion dollar industries.
If you don't want to be slaves to the elite, make the government work for you instead of working for the vague ideas of """small""" business owners and the "hard workers" in million dollar McMansions.
Normally a slave, when seeing that someone asks his master "why don't you treat them better", doesn't run up and say it would damage his master's honest business and would just make things harder for the hard working overseers.
In all fairness, the cost of housing is a result of a market that perpetually fails to supply demand and part of the reason that happened was a ton of bullshit regulations on what kind of housing can be constructed.
>was a ton of bullshit regulations on what kind of housing can be constructed.
Sure but those regulations were pushed by businesses and existing interests themselved democratically. NIMBY efforts are local ground up by people living there. So it doesn't go against
anon's point of "make the government work for you" at all, forcing changes to zoning and the like to allow denser construction and remove stupider restrictions on how people develop their private property has been and will continue to be a big political effort and happen via government.
One could argue that the pelvis is the center of mass, if the entire body was considered.
To add onto anons advice, when you figure out what parts you'll us use to take cover incase of a break in, you could also uparmor them so they're bullet proof to up to rifle calibers. That way when you duct behind a wall you know it's safe but from wherever the future doctors are approaching from aren't bullet proof. If you own the house and aren't renting you could put the plywood/tile contraption in or against the wall. If you're renting then you could add the bullet proof contraption to something like the back of your couch or under your table so when you flip it, it's now actual cover. One more could be to make a mobile cover of sorts by having a glorified chair up armored and in the shape of a U or L and use that to hide behind in the corner of a room. That way you can shoot anyone that tries to go through your doorway but you're safe if they try to shoot through the wall. Bonus points if you use cameras throughout your house to aid in your ability to shoot them through pre determined murder holes in your walls.
Somebidy should videotape the home defense action.
Why USA homes doesnt have steel bars? Its so basic.
Houses in the US have shit security in general. You don't need to go through the window if most doors are secured into the frame with half inch screws and the locks are chinkshit.
Also the walls are plywood and fake concrete.
People associate barred windows/doors with low income high crime areas, if you live in a decent suburb and tried doing that you'd get some very weird looks
You can put them hidden inside your house. Is your own or a rented one? Can the neighbors impose any sanction if you put them?
In America, Half of all houses were built before the civil rights act. The newer half are expensive enough they don’t need bars.
>get body armor if you don't have it already. A ballistic helmet would make a great addition if you can afford it. You can probably make a crappy ballistic shield with a couple layers of plywood and shower tiles.
>You can probably make a crappy ballistic shield with a couple layers of plywood and shower tiles
He's right though. Look at that Texan who got an ak pointed right in his face by an antifa gay but was convicted
It could be worse. you could be in europe.
The situation with the """refugees""" in Europe seems 10x worse than the joggers in America imo
>The United KBlack persondom
>Europe
That isn't the UK, different license plate, steering wheel on wrong side, weird street light.
thats france
Thought he was going to either 1. Kidnap the kid or 2. Rape the woman. For a moment looked like we would get to see some pantsu shot on that woman.
Window bars. Then, razor wire around the window bars. There's no way of removing that wire without a lot of careful time and effort. If you want to conceal the razors, you can add some plastic sheeting(not too much, though) over the razor wire or bars. You can also tig weld small spikes(or, if you feel sadistic, bent nails) to the bars before installation.
Also, you can buy basic adjustable window/door alarms that make a noise or alarm every time they're opened from dollar tree, dollar general, harbor freight, any home retailer. Buy a bunch of those. Consider investing in grates, window gates, additional indoor window protection, like anti-shatter film, privacy film(stands out depending on the kind/brand), curtains, etc.
You can also install a gated steel fence around your home, and, again, razor/barbed wire. You'll have to be more careful about how you install the wire on the fence, however. That barrier significantly increases the time it takes to traverse between the grounds out and into your home. Check your state laws on shooting retreating pieces of shit.
>buh-but bwooby traps are iwwwweeeegaaalll D;;;;
It's meant to prevent rabbits, birds, and other pests from nesting in the bushes or near the windows, officer. I had no idea it would hurt the poor niglet home invader. Whoops. Won't make that mistake again. The legal risk is negligible in the current year, especially compared to the risks of not having it. Plus, if you choose to take the risk to yourself with risky future renovation, you can kill one of them a few days/weeks/months down the line with tetanus or your disease/poison of choice to smear on the blades.
Keep in mind that if the robbery is gang-related, as you're worried about, you'll face the possibility of future reprisal. A concern for the future, not the present, sure, but still a concern. The best solution long-term is to move away from blacks and join the local major league gamer klan.
tl;dr Invest in window protection.
Add on to my post, you don't need razor wire per se on the windows, sharpened utility or shaving razors work fine too if you add a lot of them to the sides of the bars. I'll leave the method of attachment up to you, many things work.
I'll probably place film on the windows, possibly bars. I imagine that it would be pretty cheap to build bars out of rebar, I see gas stations around me do it all the time.
No, not "possibly" bars, bars are the best feature you can install if you have to pick only one. Indoor, well, you can install grates/gates, whatever method of indoor window security you want. There's a reason they're so common in 'hoods everywhere. Also, again, razors. They will hit your house again if they do it successfully once. Plus, if they're dumb enough to go to a local medical facility, and you want the help of the police force, there's a possibility they could find the guy that tried to break into your house and put him into jail for a while. They probably won't, they'll probably just let it heal naturally, but you can get some nasty long pieces of skin cut off from a razor blade if you don't know they're there, and there's a chance they will try and get medical attention.
I'm just laying out options, but if you only listen to one piece of advice from me, make it this: have window bars.
Right, understood. Overall good advice, btw, thanks for the effortpost.
I've heard of particularly enterprising joggers ripping bars off of windows and doors. Is there any way to prevent them from physically ripping the bars out other than shooting them while they try?
No problem, just trying to help.
>I've heard of particularly enterprising joggers ripping bars off of windows and doors
That's what the razor blades or razor wire is for. Even if they do remove it, it will take minutes. Coupled with your motion detecting lights/sounds, it's likely a neighbor would notice something. A fence especially would make this noticeable, as it would remove the possibility of deer/false positives, barring the odd raccoon, cat, or fox.
You can get interior security bars, and, again, gates and grates. You can get window security bars that function like those pole-shaped door stoppers, roll-down shutters, indoor-mounted adjustable shutter vents(added benefit of being able to poke a rifle out between them, but unless it's really thick steel or kevlar it's not offering you any protection, but still gives great concealment), etc. You're looking for interior security. Basically, if you have two layers of visible security for each entrance, they probably won't mess with it. You can and should have more than two if you want it and feel it's necessary(safety and peace of mind is worth every penny). If your house starts to stand out, however, it starts to become a target. Don't get rid of any of your security features you've added, you've already about the middle of the road towards max security, but think like a thief, and make it so that anyone who looks at your house KNOWS they will get FRICKED UP if they try and break into your house. This is why I am so fond of razor wire.
If you want a good inspiration for security, you can't go wrong with Mother Base, or Outer Heaven, w/e you want to call it. It's worked for me every time, kek.
>methhead tries pulling on window bars
>gets hands skinned and sliced by razor blades
>tries to pull hands out, gets caught on bent nails
>falls into bush
>starts screaming and flailing while being shredded, hands still caught by nails
>wake up to godawful smell outside
>smells like safety
godspeed anon
I personally reccomend 1" curved metal thorns if you're looking to weld, not nails. They're shaped like curved shark teeth.
Even meth heads have some intelligence, how do you think they tear apart every place they live in? The nazis invaded and took over an entire nation state on meth. A methhead will take a look at barbed wire and go the other way. They're not impervious to pain, they're not superhuman, they're not seeing the fourth and fifth dimensions while high, they're just dumb scum.
Oh, and psychological deterrents, like signs that say "MY DOG IS TRAINED TO BITE NUTS OFF" or "DOES NOT FIRE WARNING SHOTS" or the like are cheesy, but somewhat effective. Make sure you also get the legally required signs of "NO ENTERING" and "BEWARE OF DOG" signs. Those can actually get you out of some legal hot water if your dog does bite someone's nuts off or a B&E happens and you shoot a guy. Which sounds ridiculous, but ridiculous is how courts function. Remember: A judge is a king, the lawyers are professional talkers, the jury is a circus, and the law was made up by these people. Just like the medieval times, it doesn't really matter about what's right and wrong, moral or just, it's all about the king and what he feels like. If you got a good king, you're in good hands. If you got a bad one, you were screwed anyways, so you might as well do your worst.
I try to avoid letting anybody know I have guns, these hoodrats will go to incredible lengths to steal them while you're away
Which is why you get bookcase safes.
How about gluing broken glass to the bars? I feel like that'd be harder to notice than razor blades.
You want them to notice. It's another layer of deterrent. Also, glass can't cut through gloves as well as razor blades.
Fair enough. What do you think of growing climbing roses over the windows?
I don't know, I've never grown flowers in the hood. Could be a great idea or could be a terrible idea. I have no clue. I wouldn't grow them up to higher than 5ft windows because that's basically the same as handing them a ladder. Generally you don't want to stand out in the hood, although I have seen a guy in the hood that was crazy about gardening, I never spoke to him because I didn't live there. I mean, if you want to be your hood's local supervillain, with gargoyles, roses, rottweilers, and tall spiked fences, go for it. Live your best life. Be the master of your circumstances and environment, don't let it be the master of you. But, it could put a target on your house. Then again, that's what all these security features are for. You do you, man. Use your best judgement.
I'm not exactly trying to make my house look like the lair of an autistic vampire, just securing it for the day that the methheads inevitably make a serious attempt at getting in.
I think my doors are fine for now, but could use some work. Perhaps when I get a few hundred extra bucks of spending money I'll throw on some door armor, maybe swap out the deadbolts. They're a far cry from Medeco but are ANSI 1 rated, got them from a locksmith for cheaper than a big box store despite the quality being higher.
>I'm not exactly trying to make my house look like the lair of an autistic vampire
pic related
> Perhaps when I get a few hundred extra bucks of spending money I'll throw on some door armor
Gonna be honest, never heard of door armor. I know there are some pretty nifty ground bolts, door plates, and ground door stoppers you can buy for pretty cheap that also work pretty well, though. Another thing to consider is locks, but I don't know a whole lot about them other than I use multiple deadbolts. I've heard good things about electronic locks, but I've never used one, and I feel like it'd be easy to watch someone put in the code of one. Using an RFID key could be something cool, though.
I recommend you watch this video, the guy speaking in it has a yt channel and knows his shit.
>pic related
>forgot pic
Dildoes.
Just grow them on string or thin rope. It can support the weight of the plants, but not a person. Plus cutting through the roses, even with garden shears is going to be tedious, giving you extra time to respond.
Tear gas canisters with a good chemical mask would probably be a decent strat too.
>climbing roses over the windows?
Get those invasive plants that cause extreme blisters.
What is that wild weed that grows big that gives third degree burns just having it brush your skin? Forgot the name but I also know it also causes you to also be sensitive to sunlight as well. Think it is hogweed buy not sure. Hopefully an anon CNA help me out with the name
>kevlar
Get a rifle.
Unless they got good plates, that shit wont stop a thing.
00 buck to the pelvis until they go down, and repeat shots to the groin untill they stop kicking?
>destroy their knees with buckshot
>call Zed over
>bring out the gimp
>verification not required
How can an artist tell he's a Leaf with one detail...
>I'm more worried about home invasion gangs, think 4-5 scumbags with firearms and wearing kevlar.
Slugs. Make sure to sue their estates for damage to your subfloor when they bleed out on it.
>estates
a pair of air jordans and a buy here/pay here loan at 18% on a 2006 altima
It's about causing pain & suffering and insulting their death.
WE GOT MOTION ON THE PERIMETER BOYS CHARLIES IN THE TREES
STAND BY FOR FIRE MISSION…DANGER CLOSE, NATIVES ARE IN THE WIRE. AWWW
lights in the rooms you're not in during the night going off and on set by a randomized timer?
I'm more scared of the guys who aren't deterred by this sort of thing.
SMASHED and SLAMMED 12ga shells
Poor little guy's red rocket is dragging on the ground. That can't be comfortable.
How long did it take you to notice the dog's benis?
Few seconds, you?
Those can have feeding issues. For Mossbergs 88 and 500s series there's a special adapter that fixes those issues.
Do not use the bird or buck shot
minis, they've sucked from tests I've seen but the slugs are good to go
Nothing short of moving will fix your situation. It helps if you aren't the only one living in your place and there's always someone home, especially if they're male cause just having a chick at home won't do any good at deterring a lot of criminals. The moment they know you have guns though it's ogre, they'll watch outside for weeks for an opportunity to smash and grab. Just try to look poor, or if you really are poor then don't pretend otherwise.
>especially if they're male
This, get a bf
Better yet get a good 8/10 or above femboy.
Only viable option.
Bars on windows, steel doorframe and cameras. You don’t even need FUNCTIONING cameras because the idea is to make your house LOOK like a hard target, which will deflect most crime attempts. For any who try to actually get in to scope the place out, answer the door while holding a shotgun. Not pointing it, just let them see it. No one is going to seriously mess with you after that. Just don’t let anyone see anything valuable and the average crook will pass your house by.
Also know your state gun defense laws, ie, is your state a Castle Doctrine state or not. If it is, shoot to kill anyone who’s trying to break and enter into the house / garage. If NOT a Castle Doctrine state try to scare them off first and if you do shoot use some basic no-frills pump-action shotgun so as to not invite Liberal prosecutors and judges to frick you over.
Castle doctrine along with some of the best stand your ground laws in the country. Extremely pro 2A county and state.
>just let them see it
Then they'll know you have guns and target your house to steal them.
Just shoot them
They'll run away and won't report to the police
Hello, this is a weapon board, not Security Door Weekly, and you’re not even in Hoholand, kthxbye.
YOU LEAVE the hood. Just leave, go, unfrick your life. I don't live there and you don't need to so Get The Frick Out.
become hood king
be on friendly terms with everyone
give out snacks, food, a hand or your immediate neighbors
be known as that helpful white guy
host, or participate in a block party
help the elderly, help anyone who needs it
become well know, and not the guy anyone should frick with
the neighborhood will not protect you against PHD candidates
>be known as that helpful white guy
I'm black though.
Then you be fricked for life bro. Also around blacks never relax cuase blacks
if you become literal hood jesus and the gangs protect you from harm, then sure. but anything short of that is just opening the door. the seemingly normal and well-behaved guy/girl will act like they're cool with you and then set you up to be robbed by their moron criminal friend; seen it many times.
Rival gang targets you because you are colluding with their enemies there's no win in this.
>grandma and 5 year old billy are gang members
Sell your shit and your house, move to a shity 1 bedroom apt in a better area, get a storage unit if you can’t store all your shit. Don’t stay moron, nobody is forcing you to stay.
Move away from the Black folk if you want, just don't bring the Black person shit with you.
I know some decent upright hard working black folks. But I also know that most of them have bad relatives who tend to follow them to wherever. So move to white paradise if you like, but don't bring cousin p'shantelle and his crackpiping/weed eating/fornicating/stealing self with you.
AR15 costs like $400. No reason not to own one. Buy the cheapest one and a couple mags for it.
A door jamb, the bar that goes across, is good if you're home. You can also get bars that wedge the door shut from the inside by locking into the door and leaning into a lock on the door, like bracing a drawbridge on a castle.
Get a fire extinguisher, fire alarm and fire blanket for your kitchen, too. Bars and deadbolts make it harder to get out in a fire and you can't be too careful.
This might help with anything you haven't already thought of.
Defensive living : preserving your personal safety through awareness, attitude, and armed action
https://archive.org/details/Defensive_Living
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move. Either that or TND
Just move out of mt washington. even just 10 minutes south is infinitely better living
>Bar your windows or install security film
>Screw a couple of hooks into the studs either side of the front door so you can bar it with a 2x4.
>Alarm your doors and windows.
>Harden your bedroom door (exterior grade lock, 3'' screws, door not filled with cardboard) so you don't get surprised in your sleep.
>Hammer a row of small, thin nails through a strip of wood then screw it into your exterior window sill so the nails are facing upwards. Paint the whole thing the same color as the sill. Shouldn't be too obvious at night, especially if your windows are high up, but it will spike the hands of anyone that grabs the sill as they try to climb in. At the very least having half a dozen holes punched into the meat of their palm should make them a damn sight less able to fire a gun.
>Buy a rifle. AR is the obvious choice but an AUG would be better. Keep it concealed (so you're not arming the gangs you're beefing with if they break in while you're out) but accessible. Depending on the size of your house you may want to keep the AR in one room and the Mossberg in another.
>Always keep a high capacity handgun within reach. Always.
>Make sure the emergency release for your garage door can't be hooked with a wire coathanger. Don't leave your garage remote in your car (or someone can smash your car's window, check your rego and grab the remote). Harden the door leading from your garage to your house (even if you've zip-tied the emergency release so it can't be hooked, most garage doors are pretty flimsy and can be pried open with a crowbar).
>Fire extinguishers +/- fire blankets in every room and make sure your smoke alarms are working (because once you've barred the doors and windows then a house fire is realistically more of a risk than a bunch of Black folk with dracos).
>depending on the size of your house
Actually pretty small, 2 bed 1 bath 1000sqft or so. Both an advantage and a disadvantage.
>Buy a rifle
Based, I'm just saving up right now. I'm currently crawling out of being a poorgay right now. I've heard a lot of people suggest putting a strobe to light up the target while disorienting and partially blinding them, is that something worth considering?
sure if you want the strobe to blind you too.
it only works in your head scenario.
if you want one get one on a gun you can point at the guy you dont want in your house.
>if you want one get one on a gun you can point at the guy you dont want in your house.
That's uh... that's what I was talking about, anon.
wasnt obvious, you did say you were poor i imagined some kind of party strobe light trap.
Honestly, the idea that 4-5 scumbags with guns and body armor are gonna bust down your door and charge in is pretty unlikely, especially with the precautions you've already taken.
The much more likely threat imo is getting ambushed as you enter/exit your home - someone waiting just out of sight beside your front door as you leave in the morning or across the road where they can rush your garage door as you pull in upon arriving home.
You mentioned cameras - ideally you'll want them covering the blind spots either side of your exterior doors so you can make sure no one's waiting there to ambush you. At the very least install a peephole in your door and keep your head on a swivel as you enter/exit.
>not to mention the times they've tried to break into my vehicles
Sounds like you're parking on the street? That sucks.
Watch out for someone fricking with your car to bait you out of the house in the middle of the night while his buddy stands beside your front door to smash you over the head when you step outside.
Or coming up to you as you're getting in/out of the car. Just stay alert.
Not quite on the street, dirt lot very close to the street though. Trees offer them a lot of concealment and they can walk down the street without arousing suspicion. The upside is that I have a very good view of all my vehicles and the space in front of my house.
sounds like you're already armed and more concerned with what happens while you're NOT on-property. security-minded doors, window bars, trees, intelligent landscaping (pic related to provide inspiration if possible) are all possibilities. If you don't already have a garage or similar structure, that may be a good idea, though I've heard of junkies breaking garage doors trying to get inside, leaving the car stuck
I don't really have enough space, money or time to put down a garage. I just make sure my vehicles are locked up, windows closed and no valuables displayed inside. Other than that they're pretty well lit at all times and under visible camera coverage.
I'm thinking of getting a cheapo AR-15 and plate carrier in case several scumbags wearing kevlar armed with rifles/shotguns break in.
if you can do electrical stuff, put a dead mans switch in your car. They can be as simple or complex as you want
>pond filled with piranhas
>alligator filled moat
>quicksand
kek
Amusing though this is, the fact that gravel paths make a lot of noise is true. If you can afford to gravel the lot you park your car on then that'd make anyone sneaking around you car much louder.
Probably easier to just have motion-activated lighting overlook the lot though. Could probably hook the motion sensor up to an alarm or second light inside so it'll wake you up if you're home.
You can get smoke making machines, like the disco ones, for home protection.
Blind your opponents with disco smoke + strobe lights = they're gonna leave.
And buy some fire extinguishers too just in case idiots try burning you out.
I already have extinguishers along with working fire + carbon monoxide alarms.
Sorry if this comes off as ignorant because I spent my life in Eastern Europe and only ever saw two joggers, but how come nobody's talking about voodoo?
From what I gathered joggers are highly superstitious so spreading the word that your house is haunted or placing voodoo paraphernalia on/around your property should keep them at bay.
Blacks here don't know about voodoo that's more of an African thing. A better deterrent is just a few big dogs to be honest.
Joggers here are terrified of large dogs. A large enough dog can cause most of your potential problems to frick off.
People used to scare superstitious blacks away by dressing up as ghosts, but that's illegal now.
that's because it's illegal to hang a noose in your front yard with the text saying "You're next". It would work as the best anti nig warning sign though
Have you considered a moat?
Motion sensor lights
Security cameras
"Video Recording in Progress" sign
Park under a streetlight or install a light that shines on your car at night
This will deter all but the most determined Black folk
Use a 100 W light that is always on.
>get a good gas mask
>buy large cans of OC or CS
>if anyone ever breaks in, gas the whole house.
Your house will be fricked afterwards, but if you fogged out a bunch of tweakers, they would probably tell all their tweaker friends that you are batshit insane.
A bullet its better.
Just gas them in an air tight lockable "mud room" while playing Rock n Roll Mcdonalds or something
Install security cams inside and outside. With metallic covers.
Based neighborhood Hitler, gasses all the undesirables.
>mount oc canisters on the ceiling
>solenoid switches
>Solenoid door
>gas mask and db ear pro
>semi auto shotgun
>extended tube - 00 buck
>house shaking stereo
Anybody determined enough can breach even the best of security. I don't care how reinforced your doors and windows are. If someone absolutely wants to get in they'll get in. Your future doctors aren't the kinds of people that can think well about future consequences either, so negotiating with them isn't likely.
You've done well already with door reinforcements. As for your windows, you really need to buy bars. Ghetto homosexuals can and will break through windows, especially if they know you aren't home. With your doors and windows reinforced most people should be deterred from fricking with you, but you can't be absolutely sure of your safety. If you aren't home you should play some music and/or TV to give the illusion of activity, although this is nullified if people scoping out the area witness you leaving, and some people give absolutely 0 fricks and will still strike even if they think people are home.
It's a bit old-school, but there's those timers that turn lights on and off when you're not home.
And if you can't afford a fancy alarm system, there's those fake camera domes and blinking red LED lights that make it look like your house has some Mission Impossible Tom Cruise shit happening.
You might be able to tape a tannerite filled mannequin holding an airsoft gun ontop of a roomba so it looks like there's a guy patroling around your house to crackheads/joggers.
This is some advanced home alone bullshit right here
Where the flying frick does OP actually live? And is it Black folk or hispanics he's contending with? Local laws govern practically everything he can do and every way we can advise him.
Gonk bat.
Or wasn't there some larper that defended his home with a literal spear or something? Gives you a reason to collect perhaps.
Was suggest booby traps, but the courts already don’t like those so you’d get fricked.
What's the legality of installing a glock on a remote-controlled car? You could probably build one with an fpv camera for less money than a full set of armor and you could confront intruders without having to put yourself in harm's way.
>innahood
So assuming you're in an urban area that has Soros-approved DA's its safe to assume that even if you did legally protect yourself that they'll come down on you with the full force of the law.
The only option is to move. Sorry, bro.
you have to go back.
>worried about nigs with flak n kevlar
OP, we both know theyre too moronic and poor to know they need plates in the vests. But if you insist they have plates i suggest
>slugs
Its 50/50 if they penetrate flak, but itll leave them with a broken ribs if it stops the bullet. Assuming you didnt shoot off their arms, legs, or head first
>5.7 x 28
Very fricking expensive but assuming you have fn 57 or ruger 57, a 20 round mag (30 round if you get aftermarket mags) will be more than enough to not only penetrate but also clean them up
Hoagies and pop.
>I'm more worried about home invasion gangs, think 4-5 scumbags with firearms and wearing kevlar.
Snopes has got u homie
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-homeowner-robbery-ak47/
What if you sleep in a fake room? Instead of a door to your room, you have something like a wall.
They wouldn't find you even if they broke in.
Build your house like Fry and Bender's apartment in that one episode of Futurama
Move to a first world country
work remote so it is easier to kill them if they break in
Would a remotely operated gun-turret be considered a booby trap? Imagine being able to slot burglars from anywhere with your smartphone
It's complicated. If the turret fire decision is purely up to a human each shot then that should avoid the "trap". However without serious work/engineering (and probably a lawsuit) it'd be a machine gun, so still a felony.
Also in many/most (though not all) states pure property protection without any threat to your life or others wouldn't be protected for lethal force. If you were home yourself that'd be fine but "from anywhere" eh, also that plus smartphone would tend to point to "get hacked". I would never, ever even consider such a system that wasn't on a fully air gapped dedicated network with a dedicated local mesh on top.
What if it uses bear spray instead of a gun?
>What if it uses bear spray instead of a gun?
It won't be of any concern to the ATF in that case so you're good on federal law at least. So it'll come down to your state and local law, which unironically you'd have to really check through very carefully. Not just in terms of criminal but any civil liability, like can the criminal sue you or some moronic nonsensical shit. Gun law is at least well argued out and has the 2A backing it, everything else can get very weird and local. You can carry a gun in places where it's illegal to carry a long knife, or even a blackjack or brass knuckles.
Of course as a practical matter a criminal probably isn't going to be eager to report it to the police and in turn be arrested for anything/everything else he's done, and with no death or massive injury involved police are likely to never be involved at all. Also as a practical matter, you probably still don't want bear spray done in your face (or your wife or kid) for the lulz by some script kiddy, so even if 100% legal you should still be super fricking concerned and knowledgeable about digital security. Which most of /k/ isn't.