How do I make an effective blunt force instrument out of a relatively light metal flashlight?

How do I make an effective blunt force instrument out of a relatively light metal flashlight? I don't think its heavy enough on its own. For the purpose of self defence. Any non-perforative sort of shank would be good, using or not using the flashlight.
>inb4 Why?
Bad neighbourhood, no gun

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also I don't have a lot of materials. No contraband. I have access to charging wires, probably cement, etc. Not going to prison btw, just somewhere similar

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only real options are to
    >make it heavier
    >make it harder
    >make it longer (more leverage)
    >make it faster
    there's not a ton of effective ways to do this, so the easiest thing would be to just get a better weapon. nb4 too poor, you can sharpen a fricking nice stick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do I make it heavier, harder or faster? Won't work to make it longer, the point is that I can keep it in my pocket and it won't be confiscated. And buying shit isn't an option, and I'm not looking to perforate skin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        heavier- add more shit to it
        harder- cover it in something harder than Al
        faster- get stronger homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Suggestions for what I can plausibly add without arousing suspicion? I have access to cement and water for one, but don't want to make my flashlight useless. Is this harder than the material my flashlight is currently made of?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dude, there's realistically no way you can covertly modify a shitty flashlight to be a better weapon without a shit ton of mental and monetary investment. Just get a better weapon you poverty stricken piece of subhuman filth.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Clearly if I have to worry about my flashlight arousing suspicion, and have to resort to the modification of my flashlight for the purpose of violence, buying a better weapon is probably not an option for me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Walking around with a large metal flashlight is going to be suspicious. No one even uses maglites anymore. Most flashlights are palm sized now, and the ones that aren't are like, fricking ultra powerful searchlights, and they tend to be polymer bodied and not shaped like a baton.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't huge, its like a little bigger than my palm. Would coating it in cement and painting it black once it dries be alright?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just fill it with lead and git gud

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              would probably make him less moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tbh I'd normally dispute this and call you a homosexual or a Black person but I wouldn't be in this situation if I wasn't a moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Put lead sinkers in it instead of batteries, tie a padlock to a handkerchief, or stop being a thirs world butthole that needs to fight people with improvised weapons, the problem is most likely you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >waaa waaa let yourself get beat up because violence is wrong and then tell the school counselor and your therapist like a good little first world boy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do whyteboiz really?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a big Maglite, police literally used them as a torch you could crack someone round the skull with if you needed to.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blackjack/Lock in a Sock.
    I really want to say D-cell Maglight but I figure it might be cheating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no plausible deniability that it isn't a weapon if I'm carrying around a sock in my pocket, but the torch suggestion is useful

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would a 6 D cell Maglite be acceptable? The batteries add a lot of weight, it is very long, which means your blows will have more force, and because there are no mods you have plausible deniability that you are not walking around with a "weapon"

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tape it to a bat.

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