This cow keeps coming into my yard from the neighbours property and I don't want it here. I've tried walking it back, yelling at it, and the fricker just keeps coming back. The neighbour is a boomer and won't do shit, infact they said I'm lying.
Help me bros, what do?
Build a single cow shed: a frame with a roof and a couple of narrow 2*4's at one end, and get a 12% sweet feed bag from the feed supply coop, or similar -they can help you out. Free 2*4's from the truck used for shipping stuff to the big hardware stores is usually free for the asking. You'll need some 3 1/2" deck screws and 1" roofing screws while you're there. And some sheets of metal roofing to cover your cow shed. They can be recovered from any abandoned structure, or scraps from new construction. A drill, a saw and a 1/4" nut driver is all the tools you'll need.
You also need a large tough container. And a stainless bucket, with some sanitized glass containers. Bring the cow to the feed, head in the narrow gap, and start milking. It helps if it has a bridle to guide it with, but a rope would work and some encouragement. Don't yell at it.
The cow will happily eat the sweet mix while you milk it's rich, creamy goodness.
>milking another man's cow
shame on you
I don't know but give it a good pet on the head for me
Fix your fence
That (fix fence), or buy the cow, or just leave it be, or convince your neighbor.
It's annoying how everyone shows up once a cow (or a neighbor) gets shot for entering your property, but nobody wants to shout at the neighbor's face beforehand to avoid this in the first place.
Yes, shout in the neighbor's face. It's his cow. In your yard. You can let it slide if it's a small issue, but it's THEIR responsbility to build a fence on their side to keep their cow in, or buy your land if they want it so much, or keep shooing their cow so it won't trespass or whatever. You can play the nice guy, but you are in absolutely no way obliged to.
And your neighbor needs to know this.
It's the neighbors responsibility to keep his animals on his own property so he should be the one to build adequate fencing not OP
Depends on whether you live in a "fence in" or "fence out" state. In a fence in state, owner is responsible for keeping his livestock in on his property. In a fence out state, property owner is responsible for keeping livestock out by fencing or other barriers to protect his land.
the google implies that most civilized states are fence-in, and that fence-out nonsense is in some western states as a carryover from the frontier days when you branded your cattle and let them roam free until roundup time.
but yeah, OP needs to find out, and when he does, go present that boomertard with a legal beatdown.
Go to the feed store, they usually have cattle trailers to rent.
Put cow on trailer and take it to an auction.
Spend money on fixing your fence.
This anon maybe joking but in some jurisdictions this is completely legal especially if you have warned the neighbour about his wandering cow before.
Do it homosexual
stop giving it attention, it's bored etc.
Poison your lawn for bug problems.
It will probably die or you get your neighbor with poison milk
Just keep it obv
OP looking a gift cow in the mouth
Milk it .
Your grass your milk.
Simple as
Milkies
spray tabasco on the grass.
feed it onions, and the milk will taste like onions.
>complaining about free grass fed milk
no no, farmer is drinking his milkshake, literally speaking
captcha M0W4AX
>kill it
>clean it
>enjoy a frickton of free meat
>place it's head on the neighbor's door as a warning
>enjoy
its head on the neighbor's door as a warning
seems like a dairy cow though, selling it off would be far more lucrative and less time consuming
Is the bovine in question a Khazar?
>Khazar
My favorite kind of milkers!
Are there really this many newbies on PrepHole or are the 30 year old boomers on this board just moronic?
Alright, what would you do then, homosexual?
>Are there really this many newbies on PrepHole
You sound like a newbie in my opinion, if you think this thread is somehow different than the average garbage thread on PrepHole, and as for the "moronic boomer" remark, you sound like a moronic boomer if you take much of this thread seriously.
fricking busted these newbies, kek. they never fail to out themselves
>noo you don't get my le epik oldgay meymay and don't reply in a scripted manner
kys
Call in the cow police.
Pistola to the viola
Or assahola
just keep it and tell him he's lying when he tries to get it back
Frickin kek just buy a freezer and call up one of those mobile butchers
Cow? I never had a cow
They did this at my school once, takes a crane to get it out
How can i made my own leather boots/shoes
How do I get my Ass down from a minaret?
A good-sized chest freezer, a sawzall and a rifle, should handle the problem - deliciously.
Brand it with a tic tack toe grid, and put an X in the center with a sharpie. Maybe owner will put in an O, and you can make it a fun back and forth
Is there some kind of chastity lock you can put on cows udders?
Or maybe dress it up in a different Halloween costume each time it ends up in your yard. Start a tick toc about it.
>just fricking murder the cow because the owner is an idiot
some of you morons are deranged
Oh I bet you cry every time you’re forced to eat a steak don’t ya?
Yeah actually I do
I didn't say to just murder the cow I said to murder and EAT the cow
Now who's the degen?
>WAAAAA HELP ME PrepHole
>MY LAWN IS BEING BOTH MOWED AND FERTALIZED FOR FREE AHHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE HELP ME Black personMAN!!!!
literally you.
Who doesn’t want a cow pasture for a front yard?
OP didn't specify and the picture looks like a backyard.
also it's easier to dodge the large shit piles than a dogs shit piles, and doesn't smell half as bad.
Who doesn't want to dodge shit piles in their back or front yard?
Exactly shit piles are fun the bigger the better
+15 rupees giftcard have been transferred to your account sir, feel free to redeem them.
Looks like a nice cow, just let it graze.
You get free lawn care and magic mushrooms
Cute cow. 10/10. Would let her eat grass in my yard and attempt to pet.
>submissive little beef b***h
kek
Op just say you don't know where the cow went and ask if he wants some streak.
keep it
Get a paintball marker, it was originally designed and marketed to mark livestock from a distance.
Just light up the cow with paintballs. Then when you go back to the neighbors, you can point out the cow, bring the marker and shoot the ground and that cow will probably start running away as the others wonder what is happening.
>t was originally designed and marketed to mark livestock from a distance.
*trees
get a fence that isn't shit
Lure it into the garage and sex it up
Thats the answer you are looking for, right?
Leave a car battery with the top plastic removed and uncovered in your yard
cattle can’t resist licking them and die from it
be nice to cow wtf
cows are attracted to accordion music
google it
It's real !!
https://rumble.com/v3ckos-cows-still-love-accordion-one-year-later.html
They are genuinely curious animals and will come to any noise they associate with getting fed.
I can honk and call my cows in. Give them a bit of hay as a treat and they will almost always come to you. Or during the winter the second I start the tractor they start heading in my general direction.
Hey guys, this Zoomer keeps coming into my backyard and starts yell incoherently about a cow. I've tried telling him to fix his fence if he doesn't want it there, but he just bables on about "property rights" or some shit.
Should I build fence to keep him out?
Bear traps!
call the police?
>3 days after the thread was made and someone finally suggested calling the cops
PrepHole ladies and gentleman
>thinking the cops are animal control
This moron poster ladies and gentlemen
>find mad cow meat
>feed to the cow
>owner drinks milk
>prion disease
>???
>profit
where the frick is OP supposed to find mad cow meat
i'm not a logistics man
>infact they said I'm lying
threaten them
go tell them the next time you see the cow on your property you will shoot it in the head with a 12g slug
stress to them that you don't want to shoot the cow in the head, but if it continues to violate your property rights you will be forced to
be as detailed and descriptive of how you will kill the cow, along with your plans to prepare for killing the cow and handling the corpse
tell your neighbor that if he wants the carcass that he will need to pick it up within 12hrs or else you will dispose of it
you probably wont get more than 15 seconds in to telling them this before they become enraged, but it will get the point across and if your neighbor wants a living cow they will correct the situation
or they try to call your bluff and you either get to be cow free or you get a few hundred pounds of free beef
Are you in a free range state? If so, put up a fence. If not, shoot it.