How do I get one of these up two flights of stairs without dying or breaking the house?

How do I get one of these up two flights of stairs without dying or breaking the house?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you have to ask, you are too stupid to own a house and the furniture to fill it with.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bet you don't know either homosexual apartment dweller

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >apartment dweller

        Lol. I own a house that doesn't require sucking any landlords dick, and also doesn't have a gay ass 2nd floor to worry bout hauling heavy fricking furniture up. Enjoy your stairs motherfricker

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove drawers
    >detach mirror (if attached, can't tell)
    >lay heavy moving blanket over the top
    >secure it with rope
    >flip the whole thing over
    >drag it up the stairs

    Or make a friend and have them help you

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the coolest things I've ever moved were a pair of mirrors, taken from sliding closet doors in a ruined 1970s trailer.
    It was two mirrors, each the same size as a door, with a... not fiberglass, but some kind of fiber + epoxy layer on the backside.

    When I was carrying them from my truck into the garage, I noticed I could wobble them.
    My hands on the center of the long side, I could make the far ends deflect about 4 inches. Didn't try any more than that. It was mesmerizing to watch the reflection of the sun on the side of the building.

    I ended up slightly breaking them on purpose, turning them into a lazy art install in a friend's gallery. Fairly large, flat shards of mirror, each a fraction of a degree off, rendering a slightly distorted reflection of the viewer.
    Such a simple thing, but people stood there transfixed. (But also probably everyone who "goes to galleries" is a narcissist.)

    Also, OP, this was a prime post for /sqtddtot/.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disassemble everything, remove drawers, wrap in a utility / moving blanket, carry upstairs with a buddy.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i carried a piano up two flights. carried, not dragged.
    you just have to be reasonably strong and aware of surroundings

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no scale
        your point?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mexicans

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take out all the drawers to make it lighter and enlist a friend or two, and most importantly stop being a little b***h.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy a furniture moving dolly

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why boomers brought 10s of millions of Black folk and hispanics into the USA.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hit the gym

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask your boyfriend to help you homosexual. Or since this is DIY, do it yourself (also homosexual)

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just disassemble it, it is not an antique piece ffs

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