literally this. But if you do this make sure you dress like a hiking tourist too. They are very sensitive to people who don't adhere to hiking culture.
Kek thats how i met mine. Larped as a hobo in the woods behind the local stripmall. Came stumbling outta the bushes drunk af on a beer run and she was there, mirring. Apparently she had seen me many times and got wet so we started talking. Our 1st date was showing her my tent and traps. Waited until it got dark and my animal friemds came scavenging, told her their names and feed em, then gave her an orphaned raccoon i was looking after. She was very cornfused when i took her to my apartment for the next date
Lol wtf? Where were you Oregon? I aint never seen a girl into some tweaker lookin mfer chillin behind the parking lot piss trees
4 months ago
Anonymous
Ohio
She liked my hair. I was just a drunk at the time, meth makes me horny but my weiner will randomly get floppy
>She was very cornfused when i took her to my apartment for the next date
kek
i believe this guy. womens standards are totally bullshit. they say they want a rich handsome guy, then date a hobo if he makes them feel good once.
I've had good luck meeting girls at bothies however they are mostly hippy/woke types, and although nice people, you shouldn't go into a relationship wanting to change someone, or get involved with the type of people who snitch on people they disagree with.
Yeah man women are like animals in the sense they cant control their instincts. If you make em horny and arent a b***h they will put up with a lot of bullshit, even the upper class ones. Im lucky to have found mine, shes chill when shes not neurotic
4 months ago
Anonymous
>men are like animals in the sense they cant control their instincts
ftfy
4 months ago
Anonymous
Your welcome for modern living and birth control
4 months ago
Anonymous
You had nothing to do with either.
4 months ago
Anonymous
oh my fricking god i've never seen a roastie seething so much lmfao
4 months ago
Anonymous
You don't get out much, do you.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This
https://i.imgur.com/3jLr4aT.gif
oh my fricking god i've never seen a roastie seething so much lmfao
aint me
But anyways, yeah. You have big breasts? Im willing to suspend my disbelief there are any women on the internet
4 months ago
Anonymous
>This
https://i.imgur.com/3jLr4aT.gif
oh my fricking god i've never seen a roastie seething so much lmfao (You) aint me
no, it was me
>She was very cornfused when i took her to my apartment for the next date
kek
i believe this guy. womens standards are totally bullshit. they say they want a rich handsome guy, then date a hobo if he makes them feel good once.
I've had good luck meeting girls at bothies however they are mostly hippy/woke types, and although nice people, you shouldn't go into a relationship wanting to change someone, or get involved with the type of people who snitch on people they disagree with.
They are not PrepHoledoors people, they are Instagram bawds. They do the most common trails just to take pictures of themselves in skimpy clothing and they hate PrepHole guys because for them they it's not a real hobby, it's just a way to take pictures of themselves for attention online.
>They are not PrepHoledoors people, they are Instagram bawds. They do the most common trails just to take pictures of themselves in skimpy clothing
This, kek. I've yet to see a single thot on a trail in not-summer.
Oh, in that case just put "hiking" on your tinder bio with a couple pictures of you outside looking wistfully over a cliff in a not suicidal way and swipe on girls who are doing the same thing and then after you start dating you literally never have to go outside again, she's likely perfectly happy to stay home and eat snacks and watch Netflix except maybe 1 weekend every year or two
literally any town close to a bunch of good PrepHole.
population is usually 10,000~30,000, never higher than that
usually near ski resorts or a town that's a hiker's hub (where hikers come and go between long hiking treks), or town that just has a lot of good PrepHole around.
often they are tourist traps because thats what brings the money into town, but 80% of everyone that lives in these towns are 18~35yo fit, energetic, outdoorsy fitness nut types.
women in these towns are usually a good 2 points out of 10 hotter than anywhere else, but like 80% of them only stay for 6 months to 1 year because of time limits on their visas
drawback is expect them to be generally instagram-addicted social media bawds.
everyone in these towns is into a mix of >skiing/snowboarding >hiking >mountain biking >rock climbing >camping >van camping >trekking/tramping
bigger ones are Whistler, Banff, Queenstown etc, but there are plenty of smaller, lesser known ones.
if there's a ski hill or a lake nearby you're golden.
I have at least 20 threads open over multiple boards at all times and don't close them until they're archived, generally I've posted in most of them so I'm watching for yous
5 months ago
Anonymous
anon turn your computer of ffs
you know you can pin threads on a board and just come back to them later instead of melting your gfx card through your desk keeping your browser open
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nta I actually didnt know that
5 months ago
Anonymous
anon turn your computer of ffs
you know you can pin threads on a board and just come back to them later instead of melting your gfx card through your desk keeping your browser open
How does one do this, beyond the obvious bookmarking a thread?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nta I actually didnt know that
newbies
5 months ago
Anonymous
No i just refuse to expend brainpower on PrepHole
5 months ago
Anonymous
So you've installed a browser extension?
5 months ago
Anonymous
its a default feature in catalog mode.
you have been using catalog mode.....right?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>its a default feature in catalog mode.
huh.
>you have been using catalog mode.....right?
I find catalog mode mostly useless, unless it's for looking for generals, like hoc or Mount Gag.
Reminds me of when I was in teddy Roosevelt national park we went to one of the bars in the nearby support town a little late in the season and me and my brother fricked the two bartenders and hiked with them the next morning. Cool chicks who work the circuit of national park support towns as bartenders, met similar workers in other nat park towns. Work for the season and enjoy the park and then move to the next one
eh being fair those kinds of towns are usually >30% british >30% south americans >20% germans, dutch and french
whenever morons cry about aussies in places like Whistler and Queenstown they're crying about the other tourists there, not the actual people who live and work there.
also the Aussies only show up for 1 month of the year around Xmas, cuz its when all the college kids are on summer vacation and their rich tradie dads have got $20k xmas bonuses to casually chuck around.
be a disingenuous narcissist douche with a name like River and a merc sprinter your parents purchased. PrepHole girls are shit, the ones actually capable of holding their own are all high strung type A control freak BPD nutcases. Get a dog instead.
>be a disingenuous narcissist douche with a name like River
You're not wrong at all
An PrepHolegirl I used to fancy is dating a narcissist fart-smelling douche who calls himself "Forrest"
>be a disingenuous narcissist douche with a name like River and a merc sprinter your parents purchased.
Alternatively, have a #vanlife van that you bought through crowdfunding with the promise that you'll use it to cook for the homeless and black ppl
2020 was a good time to scam white libs.
But you're still a douche for lying. Even if I hate the people who you stole from.
Lolat my captcha
>proceeds to bushwhack into the forest from the side of the road >stops in the middle of an open field to make camp >proceeds to build a stick fort >can still hear cars from the nearest road >uses a knife to chop wood for a campfire >explains why the Brinell hardness test is superior to Rockwell hardness but why neither determines the overall quality of the knife blade >doesn’t hang food because mice don’t exist >dinner is potatoes covered in ash and oily fish from a can
Every girls dream.
That wasn't the meme. Years ago there was an anon that would go backpacking and he'd just chuck potatoes in the fire and then eat them once they were "cooked". The whole thread made fun of him for it and he stood firm in that it was the best way to cook potatoes, it was incredibly entertaining.
I mean, strictly speaking, they would be cooked in that they wouldn't be raw anymore. Probably a bit more char than is palatable though, kek
6 months ago
Anonymous
He posted a picture of a blackened, charred lump. Then he posted another picture of it cut open, and the potato was perfectly fine inside. I thought he was a nut, but his method worked. I miss whacky antics like that on PrepHole.
The MH Adventure Potatoes spawned from that meme. And people didn’t attack him; the majority supported bringing potatoes on long hikes and thought his idea was great.
people have done that for years. Its a cowboy thing. Its preferable to wrap them in tinfoil but still works very well without
>works well
No, it doesn’t. A potato covered in ash is a ruined potato. Cut a little piece off so it has a flat side. Place a flat rock near your fire. Put the potato flat side down on a large rock so it doesn’t roll away. Rotate it at least once. The fire will bake it, the skin (the most delicious part) will be crispy and not ruined, and you won’t have ash in your mouth.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>doing all this
or you know the 3c worth of alfoil
6 months ago
Anonymous
>all of this
Literally just sit it in a rock.
The result isn’t the same. They steam inside of tinfoil.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>They steam inside of tinfoil
That's the best part.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>No, it doesn’t
Yes, it does. The few times I have done it my potatoes were never covered in ash and perfectly cooked. But thanks anyways lol
6 months ago
Anonymous
>throws a potatoe in a fire >somehow the steam escaping doesn’t cause ash from the fire to stick to it >rolls I out with a stick >dirt manically doesn’t get caked on
Incredible
6 months ago
Anonymous
>hurrdurr
its not my fault if you are a fricking moron.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ash is good for you. It's like a mineral complex supplement.
t. ash eater
5 months ago
Anonymous
>t. ass eater
fixed
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm that too. But this thread is about eating potatoes
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Ash is good for you. It's like a mineral complex supplement.
What if I'm looking for a chick hiking partner for a thru hike? Like, several months of walking. Do women even do that? I've met hippie traveller chicks, but they all stick in busses or cars.
Can't exactly put on a dating app "hey, wanna frick off into the woods with a stranger for six months?"
Most women, hell, even most people, aren't going to commit to spending several months hiking with someone they don't know. Quite apart from any safety concerns, what if you turn out to be a boring dweeb that they don't want to spend time with? Or if you have a different camping style/hiking speed?
I'm sure there are some chicks out there who'll risk it but it's going to be a pretty small population. You're already selecting from the small population of people who can afford multiple months off work in the first place.
You're obviously going to have much better luck starting with shorter hikes then working up to something like that.
That said, I reckon putting "hey, wanna frick off into the woods with a stranger for six months?" on your dating profile would score hits even if 99% of them don't pan o
>Do women even do that?
Yes. I've done a multi-month long section of the AT with both my wife and a friend (female). We also did 8 weeks of trekking and mountaineering in Nepal last year, plus another week if you count the rafting trip.
If you loosen your requirements down to multi-week rather than multi-month then I know at least another 3 women besides my wife and the friend we did the AT with who've done 3-4 week hiking trips either alone or with someone they're fricking.
you do the trail yourself and if you meet someone along the way, there you go
doing your normie 5 mile out and back loop is just going to be riddled with women obsessed with how #fit and #out they are on social media, chooses their gear on appearance rather than functionality, and has to stop every half mile for a 30 minute photoshoot. I've dated the type and they're awful.
I haven't done PCT/AT yet but did a number of longish (~100km) across europe and met plenty of solo women there. wasn't looking for anything at the time but there's a big difference in the people you meet depending on where you're at and whether or not it's truly PrepHole
get an PrepHole job. parks jobs now skew more women than men outside of maintenance or fire. seasonal interp staff is now mostly post-college women and gay men, and if you are lucky enough to be in a park with SCA’s then you get at least two crops a year of college girls. one of my summer seasons I was the only guy under 30, and the only other single guy under 40 was autistic. there were 3 seasonal interp girls, all 20-somethings, 3 SCA girls the first month, and 3 SCA girls the last month. i had a good summer.
>the only other single guy under 40 was autistic
this is me. girls are sitting there sexually frustrated while I explain the sounds and habits of the Eastern Grey Squirrel to them
student conservation association. basically college kids doing internships at parks. like volunteers its one way things like the park service get away with labor for little cost, SCA’s only get a tiny stipend
The only true answer here. I'm still surprised people ask the question... "How to get X girl?", be attractive to women. Oh? God didn't bless you with alpha genetics? Then all you can get is a temporary partner or a b***h who will resent you every day or her life because she settled for you and not the Chad she dreamed off.
My feet are a bit rough but my hands are normal not everyone is mentally ill dude
https://i.imgur.com/SrwlkmB.jpg
Lmao I opened this thread thinking you might have migrated here. I'm not looking for an LDR or anything but friends are always nice 🙂
My throwaway: [email protected]
Wahey, saved it
>instantly friendzoned
A friend in hand is better than two bfs in a bush or something
Lmao I opened this thread thinking you might have migrated here. I'm not looking for an LDR or anything but friends are always nice 🙂
My throwaway: [email protected]
I mean I'm not gonna say no to some light flirting or a trail titty-pic here and there. You've gotta be realistic though, a relationship based on PrepHole isn't gonna work out if you're on other sides of the world.
My feet are a bit rough but my hands are normal not everyone is mentally ill dude
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Wahey, saved it
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A friend in hand is better than two bfs in a bush or something
>Wahey, saved it
Cool beans. I'm flying back to Aus tomorrow so I won't be checking it for a few days.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Would you date another guy from PrepHole if you lived within 100 miles of each other?
6 months ago
Anonymous
Goddamn this place is gayer than PrepHole
6 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, for a long time, being gay hasn't been acceptable, but going out with male "friends" innawoods and spending days together alone in a tent is acceptable.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I'm straight and I assumed that poster was a girl. I'd go on a hike with you though.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I assumed that poster was a girl.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anon I...
I am a foid morons frick sake
https://i.imgur.com/CK9xdhF.jpg
I'm straight and I assumed that poster was a girl. I'd go on a hike with you though.
Emailed you finally this weeks been hectic for me because of Christmas
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anyone claiming to be a woman on this site is automatically an obese man. No exceptions.
5 months ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/F8YT3HJ.gif
>I assumed that poster was a girl
[...]
No you're not
I really am. Cry about it gays
5 months ago
Anonymous
Post massive hairy man hands.
5 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
YWNBAW
Cope and seethe. Not showing you shit but that other guy if he replies to me I'll send him proof. :^)
5 months ago
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I really am. Cry about it gays
YWNBAW
5 months ago
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Anon I...
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I assumed that poster was a girl
[...]
I am a foid morons frick sake
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Emailed you finally this weeks been hectic for me because of Christmas
Probably forest service
Usually either one of two types
Brand new 20 year old that doesn't know anything about the world fresh out of hs or college
Dried up 40+ year old that generally aligns with Peta, goes to ecological conferences, and is inclusive with nature
You can find special cases if you go to places people don't want to go to. Ie poor and very rural. That's where I'd look.
Only problem is the male to female quantity will be about .75 men to .25 women at best but probably worse.
Rural towns are pussy deserts. The girls generally move to the nearest city as soon as they’re able (because it’s fun), become absolute trash (criminals, drug users, etc.), or get married young (rare but it still happens). Men make more pragmatic decisions and can find contentment more easily, so they stay. It’s the same thing in the suburbs.
i took a bartender out on a date to arapahoe basin to snowboard in mid june
she picked.me up in a tank top with a skirt on i was like yo its still gonna be cold
shes like were not going snowboarding still are we
im like yea wtf
she looked at me and said it again
and i said what the frick id drive myself if i knew youd welch and she sighed and said ill get.my.clothes opened her trunk and it was full of.climbing gear and snow gear and she said inwas hoping we could go rock climbing instead so we went to redcliff and went bouldering
she sucked at snowboarding anyway butbdamn i wanted my day in
she was ok looking, someone broke her nose in a barfight in vail and it kinda messed up her face
i miss you gabby you were hardcore i didnt think youd actually go climbing in a skirt with no underwear on
we dated for like 2 more weeks
Women on hikes freak out if you even say "hello" when walking past. They act as if they're in a downtown area and in danger of getting raped because they never went PrepHole before 2020 and now they're just doing it to take pictures of themselves.
depends on whether it’s in the boonies or not tbh, in scouting i was taught always to say “hi” to people out of politeness but also so they’re more likely to remember encountering you if you go missing lmao
suburbanites often ignore my hellos whereas the further out into the sticks I go, the more likely people are to say hi back
In Northern England it's common to greet everyone you walk past, and everyone will respond in a friendly way. We're just people hiking, and it's rare to see someone.
But when a woman wearing short shorts and a crop top filming herself walks past, she looks disgusted and terrified. These people didn't exist before 2020. They have no interest in hiking or nature, they want to take a picture of themselves in revealing clothing to put on Instagram.
Can you explain that any further? Should I start raping?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Do new shit where people arent ore accept thst you are a pleb thats exactly where they belong
5 months ago
Anonymous
I do that already, has no relevance to what I said.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>when a woman wearing short shorts and a crop top filming herself walks past, she looks disgusted and terrified. >Should I start raping?
thats not a reason to rape someone
yeah i learned to say Howdy to every soul I walk by (unless its totally crowded) from my dad, now I take my nieces and nephews hiking and they always laugh at me greeting everyone cause theyre so programmed to be asocial
yeah i learned to say Howdy to every soul I walk by (unless its totally crowded) from my dad, now I take my nieces and nephews hiking and they always laugh at me greeting everyone cause theyre so programmed to be asocial
Based and correct. I greet ppl and move on. Good way to sus out who to rape later in the parking lot. I even bagged a wom3n once
In CO I ran into a cutie, with her best married gay friend and his husband?
"Oh you like him? I heard by her friend, walking by. He was pointing to me lol.
I also met 6/10 down to earth girl with big boobs, on tinder. When online dating was good. She was in school for conversation ranger or what ever. Pay was crap she moved the city and did whatever for better pay. She wasn't ruined by social media and loved craping in cat holes in the forest for the views. Plus hunting.
Most women in my experience, demand modern plumbing and glamping in a RV. You have to look a lot. Some hippies are down, but are too loose. Talk to people.
is this something you repeat because you hear it from others and think it hits others like it does you?
Because it doesn't have any impact punching upwards.
... or touch grass, meet women and choose a good one?
https://i.imgur.com/4DoJYnB.jpg
how do i get an PrepHole gf?
I've met a bunch on the trail and in different spots where outdoorsmen & women meet. If I go camping I usually get the train and people spark up a conversation every single time i go out >"gosh, that's a big pack, where are you going?" >"wow nice walking stick, that's like something out of legends!" >"i love your boots, where did you get them?"
Last girl who spoke to me was dressed as a fricking elf, with elf ears and was cuter than belle delphine. (she was going to a costume party but it was her kinda shtick)
Go outside. meet people. learn to talk (as an autist i had to do that).
just like a mountain there will be ups and downs and difficult parts and bad conditions but push on through and you might be lucky enough to find the peak.
women ruin the outdoors.
get a suburban/farm girl who likes rvs, cabins, boats, cc toys, etc. rent a cabin and take a blanket onto an easy trail middle of the week to get ur forrest nut filled.
tent camping in bum fk nowhere is igcity as fk unless u big game back country hunting. most of u here dont do that itzk be honest. fishing chicks are cool but fall into category above with stix toys. outdoors chicks always some degree of feminist bike shroom crazy thinkin they dirt road disney.. it aint like that at all yall. b***hes dont git wet in the wild, they git scared n pumped full of flight hormones aka andro/test which turns them into turbo defiant morons… inevitably.
take it from tree chad - cabin for week, maybe tent plot for a night nice view natl park - thats it. let her ass watch tv or trinket shop from the cabin while u do real outdoors shit for a day. b***hes be happier with that form of outdoors and can migrate into family time outdoors. u cannot tent with family. iz impossible to enjoy time with kids and tent, u will buss ass nonstop all day and legit be too tired for night nut. Cabin rv popup is ur fren, find a chick that likes those u be set outdoors for life.
they go to gun raffles. pay ur local deer whitetails group or ducks unlim to get invites to banquets n raffles.
ur welcome homosexuals
go glow in the woods Black person and brag to ur wife that i responded today
Okay Black personman, you are correct in what you are saying though.This has been my experience. Women want to be facilitated. She wants it to be casual, does not appreciate the raw quiet time the way I do. She wants music and amenities. Going man mode in the woods is a pretty big chore for her and she is wiped out afterwards mentally and physically. Perhaps this is genetic from men being hunters spending a great deal of time quiet in nature, often alone. Women used to pick berries and such but with a group of gagging girls going on about this and that.
However, women do fine in big game back-country camps like you said. They have plenty to do cooking and cleaning and get most of the comforts they need at a static camp like this. Same for RV/camper. Now I'm the Black person on drugs.
I agree. Distant relatives had/have a cabin in wisconsin. Women would always be doing the cooking and playing with kids while the boys drank beer n fished or went innawoods. Some of the girls tagged along, i got a bj from my 2nd cousin on an atv trail after smoking weed for the 1st time. Id never met her before and she brought an ugly friend, so i thought uggo was family. I got lucky to bag me a relatively outdoorsy woman, and shes pretty good innawoods but i dont rush when im with her. She likes animals, can appreciate silence and is better than me at spotting them but has no awareness of what to do to deal with potentially dangerous situations. Also i make the fire and cook, she rucks the booze and grub. That way the bears will go after her first, i can shoot em and save the day, or at least get a last frick before she goes cold. Deer love her and she can legit hand feed them sometimes but i dont like killing animals anymore
Sadly she died from whippets and i no longer talk to that side of my family now that the direct male relatives have bit the dust. Now im the creepy drunk uncle covered in duck feathers hitting on my other cousin's gfs. Am married but wife doesnt care, shes fricking the milkman
>bitches dont git wet in the wild, they git scared n pumped full of flight hormones aka andro/test which turns them into turbo defiant morons… inevitably.
this possibly explains why my ex gf was insisting on hanging out on the bow of my sailboat at 3am without a lifejacket in cold fall weather with 4 foot waves
literally was about to take this girl to PrepHole today to a local mountain everyone loves and she takes forever to get ready and then asks me near 2 hours later if she can bring a friend, keep in mind I haven't even hit on this girl (because i already have a gf) but she feels the need to invite her friend, I barely know the chick so how am I gonna get to know her if shes sitting there gabbing with her friend the whole time while I awkwardly try to interject, I told her know canceled and went and sat by myself at the hike base
I am married and will not even allow a chick we all know to come with us. She’s a huge bawd and it’s not fair to make wives wonder, since they all know about her.
yeah i learned to say Howdy to every soul I walk by (unless its totally crowded) from my dad, now I take my nieces and nephews hiking and they always laugh at me greeting everyone cause theyre so programmed to be asocial
Please just fricking talk to us and you'll know if we're interested after 5s. Tell us about local ecology or something. When I pass a boy wearing milsurp shit around here I literally get a little wet.
Accurate post. As if I'm gonna go up and talk to a dude I'm interested in, I'd look like a crazy freak. Society dictates you talk to us first and we don't have frick all choice
>society dictates you talk to us first
That could have worked last century before women gained the reputation of being psychopath suing for whatever eye rape >but we aren't all like this
I know jack shit about snakes and I'm not going to go around grabbing each one I see to learn which is poisonous
Alternatively
You literally never see a lone woman hiking
If she's with men, it's possible she's already taken
if she's with other women, she's likely to be guffawing during the photoshoot they're all having to pay attention. Ultimately, only chads would take the risk here.
Personally I go hike hoping I won't have to see anyone and I assume everyone I meet is the same. Greet peoples and go on.
Go to a mountain college or a college that prides itself in being "outdoorsy". Major in something like biology, outdoor recreation (not recommended) or other related parks/recs/natural resources/geography fields.
>Over 20 (out of college)
Get a job as a raft guide, get PrepHole more, hang around outdoor clothing/equipment stores, get a job within the outdoor industry, or work at a ski resort as some type of instructor or lift operator.
>Over 30 and onward
Immerse yourself into outdoor related friend/social bubbles/groups, go PrepHole more, go to your local brew pub, or just take a bunch of outdoorsy pics and get on some type of dating website/app.
This seems to be a good thread, I want to make a shitty vn about going hiking and meeting a cute PrepHole girl. But I'm....whatever your equivalent of a moronic tourist is, and have no idea about outdooersmenship or anything. Could you give me a crash course on what to include so it feels like a somewhat authentic experience.
>a shitty vn
first tell us what a vn is. >Could you give me a crash course on what to include
skinwalkers, eurohike pack, coloured chinese aluminium carabineers, a selfie-stick, inappropriate gear for the weather, sunstroke/hypothermia accordingly.
Visual Novel basically one of those dating games where the gameplay is just different dialogue options with maybe some minigames. I was thinking about hunting and fishing minigames with an oregon trail vibe.
The rough idea is just you run into a girl on a trail and can either stick with her or try and rough it on your own with her intersecting in and out. Also she'd probably have an innawoods cabin somewhere out there. But all I really know about any of this shit is very basic memes.
go wild camping, you can use cheap basic gear (make sure it is season appropriate) and go for a hike on a popular trail. you will learn everything you need to know.
also include enamel cups and mosquitoes.
They do, half the gay population is the flamboyant types that are constantly in the media and the other half are the ones so obsessed with masculinity that they get roided out physiques and do masculine hobbies as part of thier meta fetish
ive quite literally never met a gay that has 'masculine hobbies' unless you count the gym and sometimes backpacking (which, both of those are debatable). i know they must exist somewhere but ive never seen it.
My story started when bought a big house and hosted parties. Met a friend of a friend with big breasts. She bit me so I bit her back. We'd go on long strolls near my house into the wee hours. I took her out a few times, she absolutely loved it. We had a kid and got married and I now have an PrepHole wife.
I'm a park ranger. Most female rangers are awesome, so they are always taken. The extremely off ones might be available, but I meet female rangers all of the time and have only met 2 that weren't living with a partner, and it was by choice. Imagine being into plants or animals, or both, landing the perfect job, and not being able to find a match? They get hit on all day. I work with biologists several times a month, all but one are beautiful females, and they are all taken. Maybe you have to meet them in college. My high school girlfriend loved the outdoors. We went hiking and boating all of the times. We dragged our lazy stoner friends to our adventures. After school, I went to the Marines, she went to college to become a marine biologist, and the stoners still enjoy PrepHole adventures with out us. Just saying. You have to meet them in school or introduce them to nature. I just took my city girlfriend on a bird count and now she wants to be a bird watcher.
YourStateAbbreviation Conservation Corps.
Theyre college grads doing trail work and stuff for grad school money/ networking.
If I can walk past a crew of them (mostly women) with my shirt off, disgustingly fat and sweating like a pig from the hike up the mountain, with a Globnk 9 clearly visible on my hip, and they still want to talk to my fren and I, (even flirt with him some) your sad shy ass has a chance.
Not just that, Also Americrps. They attract more females than men, but the men are very protective of the females.Seriously talk to people. College girls can. see through you.
In my experience:
The girls dont want to frick their coworkers because they have to spend 24/7 with them, they dont want to frick the state employees they work with because they want to get hired later, and they live in the actual middle of nowhere besides maybe some hick town with only an American Legion that closes at 9pm, so the first decent swinging outside dick to come around (in my case my good bro was their team leader or whatever, so there was no protectiveness) is getting jumped on.
They're generally pretty cool people tbqh, or at least they were when I was around, but that was pre-2020 ao ymmv
>pre 2020
I cocooned for that whole thing so coming out the other end was reeaally jarring. I wonder if the collective social psyche will ever recover. People are nuts nowadays. At least true outdoor oriented types seem to be a touch more resilient to that. Citybugs got rekt
I cut normals out of my life entirely, (my family aren't normies), never personally interact with coworkers in a remote job, moved farther out into the countryside, and have a long term gf, so I honestly couldnt tell you how regular people are these days. Cool people seemed to get cooler, I have plenty of dudes to blow shit up and drink beer in the woods with now.
The best thing about being outside is that you don't have to deal with other people, it's just me and the tranquility of nature. Why in the world would I want to bring along another person, let alone a woman?
I'd rarely get a glance on the trail, from like age 16-23 - but last season I found a bit of a loophole and got laid twice after meeting girls on trail
So, I'm PrepHole on day 2 of a 5 day arid hike. We stopped at somewhere to wash but the water was being rationed due to drought and the place being dependent on collected rainwater rather than mains. Anyway me and my hiking buddy just did a quick pits wash and called it good, figured it was just us and we slept apart so it seemed sound.
Anyway, by end of day 3 any groups we pass we start noticing the girls in the groups glancing back at us whenever we're stopped on trail.
We tried theorizing why we were getting attention then it hit me as I was dozing off: we were wearing loose thin shorts and hadn't washed our groins.
Tested the theory in public settings / on other hikes, seems pretty consistent.
Basically, don't soap your groin - just scrub with water once every couple of days.
I think it's a pheromone thing, girls seem way more chatty on my "unclean" days
No. I know COVID is real. I'm vaccinated, as are my wife and daughter. I'm 54 years old. I have never met a woman who enjoyed the smell of an unwashed body.
4. Roberts, S. C., Gosling, L. M., Carter, V., & Petrie, M. (2008). MHC-correlated odor preferences in humans and the use of oral contraceptives. Proceedings of the Royal Society B-Biological Sciences, 275, 2715-2722.
5. Russell, V. M., McNulty, J. K., Baker, L. R., & Meltzer, A. L. (2014). The association between discontinuing hormonal contraceptives and wives’ marital satisfaction depends on husbands’ facial attractiveness. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, USA, 111, 17081–17086.
6. Birnbaum, S., Birnbaum, G. E., & Ein-Dor, T. (2017). Can contraceptive pill affect future offspring’s health? The implications of using hormonal birth control for human evolution. Evolutionary Psychological Science, 3(2), 89-96. Research Gate
7. Birnbaum, G. E., Zholtack, K., Mizrahi, M., & Ein-Dor, T. (in press). The bitter pill: Cessation of oral contraceptives enhances the appeal of alternative mates. Evolutionary Psychological Science.
And against:
https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/birth-control-probably-doesnt-change-who-youre-attracted-to-study-finds.html
This is an easy problem to solve. Just go consume YouTube videos of camping. Hot tents and rain storms are all the rage now. They’re also having girls in tight sweaters having hot tenting adventures alone — just the thing for PrepHole losers. They’re all fake bullshit, of course, especially the girls, but you don’t care because all you want is the fantasy and that’s what they cater to.
hiking trails are littered with stupid bawds
literally this. But if you do this make sure you dress like a hiking tourist too. They are very sensitive to people who don't adhere to hiking culture.
Nah just don't dress like a hobo who can't afford new clothes.
you are so fricking stupid lmao actually being a hobo will land you so many b***hes it's insane
Kek thats how i met mine. Larped as a hobo in the woods behind the local stripmall. Came stumbling outta the bushes drunk af on a beer run and she was there, mirring. Apparently she had seen me many times and got wet so we started talking. Our 1st date was showing her my tent and traps. Waited until it got dark and my animal friemds came scavenging, told her their names and feed em, then gave her an orphaned raccoon i was looking after. She was very cornfused when i took her to my apartment for the next date
Heh
Lol wtf? Where were you Oregon? I aint never seen a girl into some tweaker lookin mfer chillin behind the parking lot piss trees
Ohio
She liked my hair. I was just a drunk at the time, meth makes me horny but my weiner will randomly get floppy
Yeah man women are like animals in the sense they cant control their instincts. If you make em horny and arent a b***h they will put up with a lot of bullshit, even the upper class ones. Im lucky to have found mine, shes chill when shes not neurotic
>men are like animals in the sense they cant control their instincts
ftfy
Your welcome for modern living and birth control
You had nothing to do with either.
oh my fricking god i've never seen a roastie seething so much lmfao
You don't get out much, do you.
This
aint me
But anyways, yeah. You have big breasts? Im willing to suspend my disbelief there are any women on the internet
>This
oh my fricking god i've never seen a roastie seething so much lmfao (You) aint me
no, it was me
>She was very cornfused when i took her to my apartment for the next date
kek
i believe this guy. womens standards are totally bullshit. they say they want a rich handsome guy, then date a hobo if he makes them feel good once.
I've had good luck meeting girls at bothies however they are mostly hippy/woke types, and although nice people, you shouldn't go into a relationship wanting to change someone, or get involved with the type of people who snitch on people they disagree with.
>hiking culture
Explain
own a subaru and have an REI membership
I'm halfway there!
Filthy poser
you wear a patagonia fleece don't you
they have sweaty cooters tho
low test
looks like my ex id camp with
amen
>t. never smelled one
You're not going down on a girl after she's been hiking.
They are not PrepHoledoors people, they are Instagram bawds. They do the most common trails just to take pictures of themselves in skimpy clothing and they hate PrepHole guys because for them they it's not a real hobby, it's just a way to take pictures of themselves for attention online.
>wah wah girls are bawds
More news at 11. Up yr game anon, if you cant poke broads how do you expect to get trad anime gf?
>They are not PrepHoledoors people, they are Instagram bawds. They do the most common trails just to take pictures of themselves in skimpy clothing
This, kek. I've yet to see a single thot on a trail in not-summer.
First the gym, now the hiking trails. What'll they prostitute onto next, guns maybe?
>live in an PrepHole town
>meet girls and ask them out on PrepHole dates
literally that easy.
He means without having to do any work or leaving his room.
Oh, in that case just put "hiking" on your tinder bio with a couple pictures of you outside looking wistfully over a cliff in a not suicidal way and swipe on girls who are doing the same thing and then after you start dating you literally never have to go outside again, she's likely perfectly happy to stay home and eat snacks and watch Netflix except maybe 1 weekend every year or two
>Living the dream
This is my life except it's more like 3-4 weekends per year but still
get a gf
start going PrepHole with her
it's fricking PrepHole effort should be omplied by the board's subject alone
>an PrepHole town
care to elaborate?
Denver, Reno, Aspen, Salt Lake City, Taos,
literally any town close to a bunch of good PrepHole.
population is usually 10,000~30,000, never higher than that
usually near ski resorts or a town that's a hiker's hub (where hikers come and go between long hiking treks), or town that just has a lot of good PrepHole around.
often they are tourist traps because thats what brings the money into town, but 80% of everyone that lives in these towns are 18~35yo fit, energetic, outdoorsy fitness nut types.
women in these towns are usually a good 2 points out of 10 hotter than anywhere else, but like 80% of them only stay for 6 months to 1 year because of time limits on their visas
drawback is expect them to be generally instagram-addicted social media bawds.
everyone in these towns is into a mix of
>skiing/snowboarding
>hiking
>mountain biking
>rock climbing
>camping
>van camping
>trekking/tramping
bigger ones are Whistler, Banff, Queenstown etc, but there are plenty of smaller, lesser known ones.
if there's a ski hill or a lake nearby you're golden.
thank you that is solid information.
i knew it was a good idea to leave threads open in tabs for weeks at a time.
>i knew it was a good idea to leave threads open in tabs for weeks at a time.
I have at least 20 threads open over multiple boards at all times and don't close them until they're archived, generally I've posted in most of them so I'm watching for yous
anon turn your computer of ffs
you know you can pin threads on a board and just come back to them later instead of melting your gfx card through your desk keeping your browser open
Nta I actually didnt know that
How does one do this, beyond the obvious bookmarking a thread?
newbies
No i just refuse to expend brainpower on PrepHole
So you've installed a browser extension?
its a default feature in catalog mode.
you have been using catalog mode.....right?
>its a default feature in catalog mode.
huh.
>you have been using catalog mode.....right?
I find catalog mode mostly useless, unless it's for looking for generals, like hoc or Mount Gag.
same
Reminds me of when I was in teddy Roosevelt national park we went to one of the bars in the nearby support town a little late in the season and me and my brother fricked the two bartenders and hiked with them the next morning. Cool chicks who work the circuit of national park support towns as bartenders, met similar workers in other nat park towns. Work for the season and enjoy the park and then move to the next one
You'll only meet drunk Aussie chicks who in those places
eh being fair those kinds of towns are usually
>30% british
>30% south americans
>20% germans, dutch and french
whenever morons cry about aussies in places like Whistler and Queenstown they're crying about the other tourists there, not the actual people who live and work there.
also the Aussies only show up for 1 month of the year around Xmas, cuz its when all the college kids are on summer vacation and their rich tradie dads have got $20k xmas bonuses to casually chuck around.
They already did guns a long time ago.
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Dream of them. They will manifest. I’ve done this 4 times. The whispers in the tall grass are not to be trusted.
>I've done this 4 times
Either there's something wrong with these dream GFs or you suck at relationships
Having four relationships doesn't mean you suck at relationships. You saving yourself for marriage or something?
be a disingenuous narcissist douche with a name like River and a merc sprinter your parents purchased. PrepHole girls are shit, the ones actually capable of holding their own are all high strung type A control freak BPD nutcases. Get a dog instead.
bruh
who hurt you
A high-strung type-A control freak BPD nutcase, obviously.
A guy named River.
an PrepHole gf
>Get a dog instead
I'm not Canadian.
back to PrepHole with you
>be a disingenuous narcissist douche with a name like River and a merc sprinter your parents purchased.
that's... awfully specific
>be a disingenuous narcissist douche with a name like River
You're not wrong at all
An PrepHolegirl I used to fancy is dating a narcissist fart-smelling douche who calls himself "Forrest"
>be a disingenuous narcissist douche with a name like River and a merc sprinter your parents purchased.
Alternatively, have a #vanlife van that you bought through crowdfunding with the promise that you'll use it to cook for the homeless and black ppl
2020 was a good time to scam white libs.
But you're still a douche for lying. Even if I hate the people who you stole from.
Lolat my captcha
>control freak BPD nutcases
lucky
Just invite girls out. Most chicks love an opportunity to go hiking or camping with someone who knows what they're doing.
>just invite girls out
>proceeds to bushwhack into the forest from the side of the road
>stops in the middle of an open field to make camp
>proceeds to build a stick fort
>can still hear cars from the nearest road
>uses a knife to chop wood for a campfire
>explains why the Brinell hardness test is superior to Rockwell hardness but why neither determines the overall quality of the knife blade
>doesn’t hang food because mice don’t exist
>dinner is potatoes covered in ash and oily fish from a can
Every girls dream.
>potatoes covered in ash
I barely remember this ancient meme.
That wasn't the meme. Years ago there was an anon that would go backpacking and he'd just chuck potatoes in the fire and then eat them once they were "cooked". The whole thread made fun of him for it and he stood firm in that it was the best way to cook potatoes, it was incredibly entertaining.
I mean, strictly speaking, they would be cooked in that they wouldn't be raw anymore. Probably a bit more char than is palatable though, kek
He posted a picture of a blackened, charred lump. Then he posted another picture of it cut open, and the potato was perfectly fine inside. I thought he was a nut, but his method worked. I miss whacky antics like that on PrepHole.
people have done that for years. Its a cowboy thing. Its preferable to wrap them in tinfoil but still works very well without
The MH Adventure Potatoes spawned from that meme. And people didn’t attack him; the majority supported bringing potatoes on long hikes and thought his idea was great.
>works well
No, it doesn’t. A potato covered in ash is a ruined potato. Cut a little piece off so it has a flat side. Place a flat rock near your fire. Put the potato flat side down on a large rock so it doesn’t roll away. Rotate it at least once. The fire will bake it, the skin (the most delicious part) will be crispy and not ruined, and you won’t have ash in your mouth.
>doing all this
or you know the 3c worth of alfoil
>all of this
Literally just sit it in a rock.
The result isn’t the same. They steam inside of tinfoil.
>They steam inside of tinfoil
That's the best part.
>No, it doesn’t
Yes, it does. The few times I have done it my potatoes were never covered in ash and perfectly cooked. But thanks anyways lol
>throws a potatoe in a fire
>somehow the steam escaping doesn’t cause ash from the fire to stick to it
>rolls I out with a stick
>dirt manically doesn’t get caked on
Incredible
>hurrdurr
its not my fault if you are a fricking moron.
Ash is good for you. It's like a mineral complex supplement.
t. ash eater
>t. ass eater
fixed
I'm that too. But this thread is about eating potatoes
>Ash is good for you. It's like a mineral complex supplement.
>t. ash ghoul
What if I'm looking for a chick hiking partner for a thru hike? Like, several months of walking. Do women even do that? I've met hippie traveller chicks, but they all stick in busses or cars.
Can't exactly put on a dating app "hey, wanna frick off into the woods with a stranger for six months?"
>Do women even do that?
yeah, met one on a pilgrimage, she was a crazy libral tho
Most women, hell, even most people, aren't going to commit to spending several months hiking with someone they don't know. Quite apart from any safety concerns, what if you turn out to be a boring dweeb that they don't want to spend time with? Or if you have a different camping style/hiking speed?
I'm sure there are some chicks out there who'll risk it but it's going to be a pretty small population. You're already selecting from the small population of people who can afford multiple months off work in the first place.
You're obviously going to have much better luck starting with shorter hikes then working up to something like that.
That said, I reckon putting "hey, wanna frick off into the woods with a stranger for six months?" on your dating profile would score hits even if 99% of them don't pan o
>Do women even do that?
Yes. I've done a multi-month long section of the AT with both my wife and a friend (female). We also did 8 weeks of trekking and mountaineering in Nepal last year, plus another week if you count the rafting trip.
If you loosen your requirements down to multi-week rather than multi-month then I know at least another 3 women besides my wife and the friend we did the AT with who've done 3-4 week hiking trips either alone or with someone they're fricking.
you do the trail yourself and if you meet someone along the way, there you go
doing your normie 5 mile out and back loop is just going to be riddled with women obsessed with how #fit and #out they are on social media, chooses their gear on appearance rather than functionality, and has to stop every half mile for a 30 minute photoshoot. I've dated the type and they're awful.
I haven't done PCT/AT yet but did a number of longish (~100km) across europe and met plenty of solo women there. wasn't looking for anything at the time but there's a big difference in the people you meet depending on where you're at and whether or not it's truly PrepHole
just hit the appalachian trail, strangers often hike together there for hundreds of miles
Chances are roughly 0% of having a girl who’s a stranger commit to hiking with you. You can meet them there, maybe.
The other is cryptids, right? They'll let you smash if you're just a horny boi.
>1% other
Based attack helicopter through hikers
I can already hear them calling themselves and alien or fairy or something
get an PrepHole job. parks jobs now skew more women than men outside of maintenance or fire. seasonal interp staff is now mostly post-college women and gay men, and if you are lucky enough to be in a park with SCA’s then you get at least two crops a year of college girls. one of my summer seasons I was the only guy under 30, and the only other single guy under 40 was autistic. there were 3 seasonal interp girls, all 20-somethings, 3 SCA girls the first month, and 3 SCA girls the last month. i had a good summer.
>the only other single guy under 40 was autistic
this is me. girls are sitting there sexually frustrated while I explain the sounds and habits of the Eastern Grey Squirrel to them
Get a gf that respects that. They're out there.
GODhan never kneels
>i had a good summer.
more anon
tf is SCA? seasonal something something
student conservation association. basically college kids doing internships at parks. like volunteers its one way things like the park service get away with labor for little cost, SCA’s only get a tiny stipend
1. be chad
2. dont be not chad
The only true answer here. I'm still surprised people ask the question... "How to get X girl?", be attractive to women. Oh? God didn't bless you with alpha genetics? Then all you can get is a temporary partner or a b***h who will resent you every day or her life because she settled for you and not the Chad she dreamed off.
>lesbian skin
Ewww gross
Search your university Biology/Vet/Geology/ED classes
what if I'm not attracted to women?
Then you are blessed by God to a life of peace and freedom. Enjoy it
be a better man.
Tfw no PrepHole bf
I know this feel!
I didn't get time to reply to the nice aussie guy with a throwaway email from the last thread. It is over.
Post large, calloused, hairy man-hands
My feet are a bit rough but my hands are normal not everyone is mentally ill dude
Wahey, saved it
A friend in hand is better than two bfs in a bush or something
Lmao I opened this thread thinking you might have migrated here. I'm not looking for an LDR or anything but friends are always nice 🙂
My throwaway: [email protected]
>instantly friendzoned
I mean I'm not gonna say no to some light flirting or a trail titty-pic here and there. You've gotta be realistic though, a relationship based on PrepHole isn't gonna work out if you're on other sides of the world.
>Wahey, saved it
Cool beans. I'm flying back to Aus tomorrow so I won't be checking it for a few days.
Would you date another guy from PrepHole if you lived within 100 miles of each other?
Goddamn this place is gayer than PrepHole
I mean, for a long time, being gay hasn't been acceptable, but going out with male "friends" innawoods and spending days together alone in a tent is acceptable.
I'm straight and I assumed that poster was a girl. I'd go on a hike with you though.
>I assumed that poster was a girl.
I am a foid morons frick sake
Emailed you finally this weeks been hectic for me because of Christmas
Anyone claiming to be a woman on this site is automatically an obese man. No exceptions.
I really am. Cry about it gays
Post massive hairy man hands.
Cope and seethe. Not showing you shit but that other guy if he replies to me I'll send him proof. :^)
YWNBAW
Anon I...
>I assumed that poster was a girl
No you're not
Probably forest service
Usually either one of two types
Brand new 20 year old that doesn't know anything about the world fresh out of hs or college
Dried up 40+ year old that generally aligns with Peta, goes to ecological conferences, and is inclusive with nature
You can find special cases if you go to places people don't want to go to. Ie poor and very rural. That's where I'd look.
Only problem is the male to female quantity will be about .75 men to .25 women at best but probably worse.
Rural towns are pussy deserts. The girls generally move to the nearest city as soon as they’re able (because it’s fun), become absolute trash (criminals, drug users, etc.), or get married young (rare but it still happens). Men make more pragmatic decisions and can find contentment more easily, so they stay. It’s the same thing in the suburbs.
i took a bartender out on a date to arapahoe basin to snowboard in mid june
she picked.me up in a tank top with a skirt on i was like yo its still gonna be cold
shes like were not going snowboarding still are we
im like yea wtf
she looked at me and said it again
and i said what the frick id drive myself if i knew youd welch and she sighed and said ill get.my.clothes opened her trunk and it was full of.climbing gear and snow gear and she said inwas hoping we could go rock climbing instead so we went to redcliff and went bouldering
she sucked at snowboarding anyway butbdamn i wanted my day in
she was ok looking, someone broke her nose in a barfight in vail and it kinda messed up her face
i miss you gabby you were hardcore i didnt think youd actually go climbing in a skirt with no underwear on
we dated for like 2 more weeks
>i miss you gabby you were hardcore i didnt think youd actually go climbing in a skirt with no underwear on
anon, you definitely missed some signals
1. go out
2. talk to women you find PrepHole
why is this such a problem for you guys? any woman who runs 5k or greater distance is a good candidate to take on out adventures.
>why is this such a problem for you guys?
they don't actually go outside, they stay in their rooms and daydream about it.
>I see so many people outdoors that I could find a single girl of the appropriate age that’s also interested in me
What’s it like living in California
Women on hikes freak out if you even say "hello" when walking past. They act as if they're in a downtown area and in danger of getting raped because they never went PrepHole before 2020 and now they're just doing it to take pictures of themselves.
depends on whether it’s in the boonies or not tbh, in scouting i was taught always to say “hi” to people out of politeness but also so they’re more likely to remember encountering you if you go missing lmao
suburbanites often ignore my hellos whereas the further out into the sticks I go, the more likely people are to say hi back
In Northern England it's common to greet everyone you walk past, and everyone will respond in a friendly way. We're just people hiking, and it's rare to see someone.
But when a woman wearing short shorts and a crop top filming herself walks past, she looks disgusted and terrified. These people didn't exist before 2020. They have no interest in hiking or nature, they want to take a picture of themselves in revealing clothing to put on Instagram.
If you havent upped your skill ceiling since 2020 thats on you
Can you explain that any further? Should I start raping?
Do new shit where people arent ore accept thst you are a pleb thats exactly where they belong
I do that already, has no relevance to what I said.
>when a woman wearing short shorts and a crop top filming herself walks past, she looks disgusted and terrified.
>Should I start raping?
thats not a reason to rape someone
yeah i learned to say Howdy to every soul I walk by (unless its totally crowded) from my dad, now I take my nieces and nephews hiking and they always laugh at me greeting everyone cause theyre so programmed to be asocial
Based and correct. I greet ppl and move on. Good way to sus out who to rape later in the parking lot. I even bagged a wom3n once
I had two girls say hi to me while out & I ignored them because I was too caught up in my head.
Then afterwards I realized they were talking to me.
Oh well.
You draw one.
generate me more out waifus pls
i like how tin tin just crops up all the time.
Another
yes you legend!!!
can i get some hiking through the woods with a wooden staff, in lotr-tier gear?
1/4
2/4
3/4
4/4
Added a backpack.
yeeeeeeeeah frick yeah!!! thankyou so much anon, this is a nice christmas present.
ultra heavy chads stay winning
if you would grant me a second request can we get her male counterpart on hills/mountains?
ok, that is actully cute and holesome!
Hike, talk to people. Depends where you are.
In CO I ran into a cutie, with her best married gay friend and his husband?
"Oh you like him? I heard by her friend, walking by. He was pointing to me lol.
I also met 6/10 down to earth girl with big boobs, on tinder. When online dating was good. She was in school for conversation ranger or what ever. Pay was crap she moved the city and did whatever for better pay. She wasn't ruined by social media and loved craping in cat holes in the forest for the views. Plus hunting.
Most women in my experience, demand modern plumbing and glamping in a RV. You have to look a lot. Some hippies are down, but are too loose. Talk to people.
>playing pretend this hard on the 4chins
Damn dude I'm sorry you don't get shit.
is this something you repeat because you hear it from others and think it hits others like it does you?
Because it doesn't have any impact punching upwards.
You're the homosexuals posting about trannies on PrepHole, I'm merely defending myself.
What exactly are you defending yourself from? Do you want to bang trannies too?
I just want a normal out bf, no troony shit, just normal gay plz.
>came to the 4chins to bed for attention
>NOOOoo not That Attention REEEE!!!1
kek
also; YWNBAW
My friend you sound gravely more upset than me
Shove your AIslop garbage up your ass
>still asspained over computer generated funny pictures
woo, life is only going to get worse for you son
>t. fat disgusting roastie
2D > 3D
Uh that wasn't me I love yuru camp. You really are mentally deranged.
This thread has fricking radiation poisoning, Jesus Christ.
>the /PrepHole/ thread /PrepHole/ed all over itself
You don't.
you will never get a gf, its pointless
we're in kali-yuga so there is no point
just remain a truecel
... or touch grass, meet women and choose a good one?
I've met a bunch on the trail and in different spots where outdoorsmen & women meet. If I go camping I usually get the train and people spark up a conversation every single time i go out
>"gosh, that's a big pack, where are you going?"
>"wow nice walking stick, that's like something out of legends!"
>"i love your boots, where did you get them?"
Last girl who spoke to me was dressed as a fricking elf, with elf ears and was cuter than belle delphine. (she was going to a costume party but it was her kinda shtick)
Go outside. meet people. learn to talk (as an autist i had to do that).
just like a mountain there will be ups and downs and difficult parts and bad conditions but push on through and you might be lucky enough to find the peak.
>I hate anime loving pedophiles.
friendly reminder
women ruin the outdoors.
get a suburban/farm girl who likes rvs, cabins, boats, cc toys, etc. rent a cabin and take a blanket onto an easy trail middle of the week to get ur forrest nut filled.
tent camping in bum fk nowhere is igcity as fk unless u big game back country hunting. most of u here dont do that itzk be honest. fishing chicks are cool but fall into category above with stix toys. outdoors chicks always some degree of feminist bike shroom crazy thinkin they dirt road disney.. it aint like that at all yall. b***hes dont git wet in the wild, they git scared n pumped full of flight hormones aka andro/test which turns them into turbo defiant morons… inevitably.
take it from tree chad - cabin for week, maybe tent plot for a night nice view natl park - thats it. let her ass watch tv or trinket shop from the cabin while u do real outdoors shit for a day. b***hes be happier with that form of outdoors and can migrate into family time outdoors. u cannot tent with family. iz impossible to enjoy time with kids and tent, u will buss ass nonstop all day and legit be too tired for night nut. Cabin rv popup is ur fren, find a chick that likes those u be set outdoors for life.
they go to gun raffles. pay ur local deer whitetails group or ducks unlim to get invites to banquets n raffles.
ur welcome homosexuals
Are you on drugs, Black person?
go glow in the woods Black person and brag to ur wife that i responded today
A life time of huffing farts will do that to a brain.
Tell us more
As unintelligible as that was hes mostly correct
Unfortunately true.
Indeed, IQ and wisdom do not correlate
Okay Black personman, you are correct in what you are saying though.This has been my experience. Women want to be facilitated. She wants it to be casual, does not appreciate the raw quiet time the way I do. She wants music and amenities. Going man mode in the woods is a pretty big chore for her and she is wiped out afterwards mentally and physically. Perhaps this is genetic from men being hunters spending a great deal of time quiet in nature, often alone. Women used to pick berries and such but with a group of gagging girls going on about this and that.
However, women do fine in big game back-country camps like you said. They have plenty to do cooking and cleaning and get most of the comforts they need at a static camp like this. Same for RV/camper. Now I'm the Black person on drugs.
I agree. Distant relatives had/have a cabin in wisconsin. Women would always be doing the cooking and playing with kids while the boys drank beer n fished or went innawoods. Some of the girls tagged along, i got a bj from my 2nd cousin on an atv trail after smoking weed for the 1st time. Id never met her before and she brought an ugly friend, so i thought uggo was family. I got lucky to bag me a relatively outdoorsy woman, and shes pretty good innawoods but i dont rush when im with her. She likes animals, can appreciate silence and is better than me at spotting them but has no awareness of what to do to deal with potentially dangerous situations. Also i make the fire and cook, she rucks the booze and grub. That way the bears will go after her first, i can shoot em and save the day, or at least get a last frick before she goes cold. Deer love her and she can legit hand feed them sometimes but i dont like killing animals anymore
Ok cletus. Have you had sex with any of your direct family or do you just save it for reunions?
Sadly she died from whippets and i no longer talk to that side of my family now that the direct male relatives have bit the dust. Now im the creepy drunk uncle covered in duck feathers hitting on my other cousin's gfs. Am married but wife doesnt care, shes fricking the milkman
wisdom
Incel ranting
>feminist bike shroom crazy thinkin they dirt road disney..
Fricking lol
>bitches dont git wet in the wild, they git scared n pumped full of flight hormones aka andro/test which turns them into turbo defiant morons… inevitably.
this possibly explains why my ex gf was insisting on hanging out on the bow of my sailboat at 3am without a lifejacket in cold fall weather with 4 foot waves
literally was about to take this girl to PrepHole today to a local mountain everyone loves and she takes forever to get ready and then asks me near 2 hours later if she can bring a friend, keep in mind I haven't even hit on this girl (because i already have a gf) but she feels the need to invite her friend, I barely know the chick so how am I gonna get to know her if shes sitting there gabbing with her friend the whole time while I awkwardly try to interject, I told her know canceled and went and sat by myself at the hike base
>not bringing your gf and banging all 3 of them
weak.
I am married and will not even allow a chick we all know to come with us. She’s a huge bawd and it’s not fair to make wives wonder, since they all know about her.
Based. I say howdy to everyone, too.
>everyone has always been who they claimed to be
>on PrepHole
Chilling
Please just fricking talk to us and you'll know if we're interested after 5s. Tell us about local ecology or something. When I pass a boy wearing milsurp shit around here I literally get a little wet.
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Accurate post. As if I'm gonna go up and talk to a dude I'm interested in, I'd look like a crazy freak. Society dictates you talk to us first and we don't have frick all choice
>Talks to guy first
>Only guys talk first
>You are now the guy
>The guy is now the grill
>You now have an out gf
You really do live on easy mode huh
>I'd look like a crazy freak
To who?
>society dictates you talk to us first
That could have worked last century before women gained the reputation of being psychopath suing for whatever eye rape
>but we aren't all like this
I know jack shit about snakes and I'm not going to go around grabbing each one I see to learn which is poisonous
Alternatively
You literally never see a lone woman hiking
If she's with men, it's possible she's already taken
if she's with other women, she's likely to be guffawing during the photoshoot they're all having to pay attention. Ultimately, only chads would take the risk here.
Personally I go hike hoping I won't have to see anyone and I assume everyone I meet is the same. Greet peoples and go on.
I see lone hiking women all the time, must be your area
>you'll know if we're interested after 5s
>read our minds
yep, femanon confirmed. breasts or gtfo.
>if under 20
Go to a mountain college or a college that prides itself in being "outdoorsy". Major in something like biology, outdoor recreation (not recommended) or other related parks/recs/natural resources/geography fields.
>Over 20 (out of college)
Get a job as a raft guide, get PrepHole more, hang around outdoor clothing/equipment stores, get a job within the outdoor industry, or work at a ski resort as some type of instructor or lift operator.
>Over 30 and onward
Immerse yourself into outdoor related friend/social bubbles/groups, go PrepHole more, go to your local brew pub, or just take a bunch of outdoorsy pics and get on some type of dating website/app.
my friend got one and now i haven't seen him in 3 years because he has a wife and child
i hate women
This seems to be a good thread, I want to make a shitty vn about going hiking and meeting a cute PrepHole girl. But I'm....whatever your equivalent of a moronic tourist is, and have no idea about outdooersmenship or anything. Could you give me a crash course on what to include so it feels like a somewhat authentic experience.
>a shitty vn
first tell us what a vn is.
>Could you give me a crash course on what to include
skinwalkers, eurohike pack, coloured chinese aluminium carabineers, a selfie-stick, inappropriate gear for the weather, sunstroke/hypothermia accordingly.
Visual Novel basically one of those dating games where the gameplay is just different dialogue options with maybe some minigames. I was thinking about hunting and fishing minigames with an oregon trail vibe.
The rough idea is just you run into a girl on a trail and can either stick with her or try and rough it on your own with her intersecting in and out. Also she'd probably have an innawoods cabin somewhere out there. But all I really know about any of this shit is very basic memes.
go wild camping, you can use cheap basic gear (make sure it is season appropriate) and go for a hike on a popular trail. you will learn everything you need to know.
also include enamel cups and mosquitoes.
what is that food though? looks like a pretty decent spread for backpacking
oh and climb a mountain, see there's something about the outdoors ... it gives you perspective, and not just physically from a higher vantage point.
wtf is this moronic shit where you want to have an outdoorsy gf without being outdoorsy yourself?
Just selling a fantasy with a character that people can imagine being real.
oh got it. i think im just moronic. honestly not a bad idea. just look at stardew valley
a lot of people want an Asian gf without being Asian themselves
Why can't they at least be honest and make the video like this?
Is that Miranda in the wild?
>tfw no also male PrepHole bf
i didnt realize gays liked dirt
Historically men going camping together was an easy way to avoid suspicion and have a private place to do gay stuff away from prying eyes.
They do, half the gay population is the flamboyant types that are constantly in the media and the other half are the ones so obsessed with masculinity that they get roided out physiques and do masculine hobbies as part of thier meta fetish
ive quite literally never met a gay that has 'masculine hobbies' unless you count the gym and sometimes backpacking (which, both of those are debatable). i know they must exist somewhere but ive never seen it.
I'm the flamboyant type!
>my brand of PrepHole autism is fishing and hunting
>literally no women care about either unless they are forced to go by their bf
you’re just living in the wrong place. if i go back home to down east carolina, the dating apps are full of girls that want to go hunting and fishing
My story started when bought a big house and hosted parties. Met a friend of a friend with big breasts. She bit me so I bit her back. We'd go on long strolls near my house into the wee hours. I took her out a few times, she absolutely loved it. We had a kid and got married and I now have an PrepHole wife.
We are on PrepHole, none of us have money or are invited to parties
Saved
hey, it's me, stalkerbro. I might not have money but now I have the parties down.
What do I have to do to get an invite?
be in the uk and drop a burner email
I invited people to my parties.
She has switched between "chubby perfection" to "on the fat side" every few years since I've known her.
No.
Pics of your wife's big breasts?
Is she an actual titcow or just a fatty? Be honest with us, anon.
>bought a big house
hope I'll be able to do this by the time I'm 40
I'm a park ranger. Most female rangers are awesome, so they are always taken. The extremely off ones might be available, but I meet female rangers all of the time and have only met 2 that weren't living with a partner, and it was by choice. Imagine being into plants or animals, or both, landing the perfect job, and not being able to find a match? They get hit on all day. I work with biologists several times a month, all but one are beautiful females, and they are all taken. Maybe you have to meet them in college. My high school girlfriend loved the outdoors. We went hiking and boating all of the times. We dragged our lazy stoner friends to our adventures. After school, I went to the Marines, she went to college to become a marine biologist, and the stoners still enjoy PrepHole adventures with out us. Just saying. You have to meet them in school or introduce them to nature. I just took my city girlfriend on a bird count and now she wants to be a bird watcher.
YourStateAbbreviation Conservation Corps.
Theyre college grads doing trail work and stuff for grad school money/ networking.
If I can walk past a crew of them (mostly women) with my shirt off, disgustingly fat and sweating like a pig from the hike up the mountain, with a Globnk 9 clearly visible on my hip, and they still want to talk to my fren and I, (even flirt with him some) your sad shy ass has a chance.
Not just that, Also Americrps. They attract more females than men, but the men are very protective of the females.Seriously talk to people. College girls can. see through you.
In my experience:
The girls dont want to frick their coworkers because they have to spend 24/7 with them, they dont want to frick the state employees they work with because they want to get hired later, and they live in the actual middle of nowhere besides maybe some hick town with only an American Legion that closes at 9pm, so the first decent swinging outside dick to come around (in my case my good bro was their team leader or whatever, so there was no protectiveness) is getting jumped on.
They're generally pretty cool people tbqh, or at least they were when I was around, but that was pre-2020 ao ymmv
>pre 2020
I cocooned for that whole thing so coming out the other end was reeaally jarring. I wonder if the collective social psyche will ever recover. People are nuts nowadays. At least true outdoor oriented types seem to be a touch more resilient to that. Citybugs got rekt
I cut normals out of my life entirely, (my family aren't normies), never personally interact with coworkers in a remote job, moved farther out into the countryside, and have a long term gf, so I honestly couldnt tell you how regular people are these days. Cool people seemed to get cooler, I have plenty of dudes to blow shit up and drink beer in the woods with now.
The best thing about being outside is that you don't have to deal with other people, it's just me and the tranquility of nature. Why in the world would I want to bring along another person, let alone a woman?
You capture them in the wild.
Set your ego aside and go hike in a marked trail instead of miles away from civilization
I'd rarely get a glance on the trail, from like age 16-23 - but last season I found a bit of a loophole and got laid twice after meeting girls on trail
So, I'm PrepHole on day 2 of a 5 day arid hike. We stopped at somewhere to wash but the water was being rationed due to drought and the place being dependent on collected rainwater rather than mains. Anyway me and my hiking buddy just did a quick pits wash and called it good, figured it was just us and we slept apart so it seemed sound.
Anyway, by end of day 3 any groups we pass we start noticing the girls in the groups glancing back at us whenever we're stopped on trail.
We tried theorizing why we were getting attention then it hit me as I was dozing off: we were wearing loose thin shorts and hadn't washed our groins.
Tested the theory in public settings / on other hikes, seems pretty consistent.
Basically, don't soap your groin - just scrub with water once every couple of days.
I think it's a pheromone thing, girls seem way more chatty on my "unclean" days
>I think it's a pheromone thing
This is a myth
You thought COVID was a myth too, didn't you, chudpill.
No. I know COVID is real. I'm vaccinated, as are my wife and daughter. I'm 54 years old. I have never met a woman who enjoyed the smell of an unwashed body.
Clearly, all the women you've met have been taking hormonal contraceptives.
You know it changes the 'type' of guy they're into right?
>been taking hormonal contraceptives.
No
>You know it changes the 'type' of guy they're into right?
[citation needed]
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5050240/
https://online.ucpress.edu/collabra/article/7/1/29039/118802/Hormonal-Contraception-and-Sexuality-Causal
4. Roberts, S. C., Gosling, L. M., Carter, V., & Petrie, M. (2008). MHC-correlated odor preferences in humans and the use of oral contraceptives. Proceedings of the Royal Society B-Biological Sciences, 275, 2715-2722.
5. Russell, V. M., McNulty, J. K., Baker, L. R., & Meltzer, A. L. (2014). The association between discontinuing hormonal contraceptives and wives’ marital satisfaction depends on husbands’ facial attractiveness. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, USA, 111, 17081–17086.
6. Birnbaum, S., Birnbaum, G. E., & Ein-Dor, T. (2017). Can contraceptive pill affect future offspring’s health? The implications of using hormonal birth control for human evolution. Evolutionary Psychological Science, 3(2), 89-96. Research Gate
7. Birnbaum, G. E., Zholtack, K., Mizrahi, M., & Ein-Dor, T. (in press). The bitter pill: Cessation of oral contraceptives enhances the appeal of alternative mates. Evolutionary Psychological Science.
And against:
https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/birth-control-probably-doesnt-change-who-youre-attracted-to-study-finds.html
Can we stop bumping this thread pls? We're almost in February ffs.
Whats a bump?
Great job, now you made the homosexuals mad so they're making troll threads
I hope everyone but you has a date for Valentines Day.
Hope in one hand, shit in the other. See which hand fills up quicker.
ok what am I supposed to do with all this hope now
Saving this thread from page 11
just grab one
Have you tried going outside?
This is an easy problem to solve. Just go consume YouTube videos of camping. Hot tents and rain storms are all the rage now. They’re also having girls in tight sweaters having hot tenting adventures alone — just the thing for PrepHole losers. They’re all fake bullshit, of course, especially the girls, but you don’t care because all you want is the fantasy and that’s what they cater to.