>get phone call from Faction A draft guy >"hey anon you're being called up for service" >"oh ok 1 sec" >conference call with Faction B draft guy >"ok can everyone hear each other? good, now gentlemen, try to beat each other's offers"
Blumpity is endorsing going to war over the boarder so we all know it's just another israeli trick to kill more of us. I'll be fighting for whatever side wants to kill everyone in Klamath falls Oregon and Oregon in general. Might go lone wolf and kill as many Oregonians as I can
i once had a british high school teacher who said that the reason brits do the 2 finger gesture like americans use the middle finger is that enemies of the crown or something would get those 2 fingers cut off so they couldn't draw back a bow so showing someone your fingers is like saying i can still shoot you
>Get a government job too important for them to remove you from the position and move you to the military >Go innawoods right when the starts so they cannot find you >Self deport to another country when the war starts ideally one that won't be involved or bordering >Join the good guys faction and actually make difference and kill the traitors. Obviously won't know who the good guys are until the war starts.
Real talk here, OP. I've had this conversation already with my son. When SHTF, and you know in your heart that the draft is coming, you voluntarily enlist for the Space Force or Air Force. Otherwise, you'll get sent to Siberia to die in one of those webms we see in the /chug/ threads. If that's the hand that the ZOG deals you, that's how you should play it. I gave this same advice to my own son because I love him and now I give that same advice to you. Good luck. I hope you don't become cannon fodder.
>civil war draft
Why would you want to avoid it?
Flee ASAP when the FF happens.
don't cuck out anon
swan dive into a kitty pool.
Sneed
>get phone call from Faction A draft guy
>"hey anon you're being called up for service"
>"oh ok 1 sec"
>conference call with Faction B draft guy
>"ok can everyone hear each other? good, now gentlemen, try to beat each other's offers"
be a refugee in mexico
>wanting to avoid it
You should be drooling at the prospect of settling scores, you fricking coward.
Blumpity is endorsing going to war over the boarder so we all know it's just another israeli trick to kill more of us. I'll be fighting for whatever side wants to kill everyone in Klamath falls Oregon and Oregon in general. Might go lone wolf and kill as many Oregonians as I can
join the rebels
duh
I will be travelling to Texas to take up arm
Do you want to smell my penis?
Why? The happening is finally happening.
You are either on the side of good or you are on the side of evil. Sitting on the fence is a choice.
How about sitting on the face? My face I mean
I bet her butt is nice and flabby
she has one eye on each side of the fence though
>he thinks its a civil war
this is the US vs the globohomosexual deep state
CUT OFF YOUR TRIGGER FINGER
i once had a british high school teacher who said that the reason brits do the 2 finger gesture like americans use the middle finger is that enemies of the crown or something would get those 2 fingers cut off so they couldn't draw back a bow so showing someone your fingers is like saying i can still shoot you
2 fingers were used for the longbow, nobody else had longbows at the time so we used it as a sign to say "frick you we're better".
Cut out the middleman and volunteer
Fight your country for Osama sama!
start your own militia
Come live with us in canada. (Only if ur white tho)
Be old or injured, or both.
>Get a government job too important for them to remove you from the position and move you to the military
>Go innawoods right when the starts so they cannot find you
>Self deport to another country when the war starts ideally one that won't be involved or bordering
>Join the good guys faction and actually make difference and kill the traitors. Obviously won't know who the good guys are until the war starts.
They don't need a draft for a revolution. The people will volunteer to gun down the tyrants.
my wignat homies in texas/florida would never. the only ones screeching about it are fat old people.
Flee to Mexico?
Real talk here, OP. I've had this conversation already with my son. When SHTF, and you know in your heart that the draft is coming, you voluntarily enlist for the Space Force or Air Force. Otherwise, you'll get sent to Siberia to die in one of those webms we see in the /chug/ threads. If that's the hand that the ZOG deals you, that's how you should play it. I gave this same advice to my own son because I love him and now I give that same advice to you. Good luck. I hope you don't become cannon fodder.
You cant!! The war will be at your doorstep and back yard!!!
So get frosty