How do I avoid the civil war draft?

How do I avoid the civil war draft?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >civil war draft
    Why would you want to avoid it?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flee ASAP when the FF happens.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't cuck out anon

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    swan dive into a kitty pool.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get phone call from Faction A draft guy
    >"hey anon you're being called up for service"
    >"oh ok 1 sec"
    >conference call with Faction B draft guy
    >"ok can everyone hear each other? good, now gentlemen, try to beat each other's offers"

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be a refugee in mexico

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to avoid it
    You should be drooling at the prospect of settling scores, you fricking coward.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blumpity is endorsing going to war over the boarder so we all know it's just another israeli trick to kill more of us. I'll be fighting for whatever side wants to kill everyone in Klamath falls Oregon and Oregon in general. Might go lone wolf and kill as many Oregonians as I can

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    join the rebels
    duh

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will be travelling to Texas to take up arm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why? The happening is finally happening.

      https://i.imgur.com/nFctgkR.jpg

      How do I avoid the civil war draft?

      Do you want to smell my penis?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why? The happening is finally happening.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are either on the side of good or you are on the side of evil. Sitting on the fence is a choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How about sitting on the face? My face I mean
      I bet her butt is nice and flabby

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she has one eye on each side of the fence though

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks its a civil war
    this is the US vs the globohomosexual deep state

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CUT OFF YOUR TRIGGER FINGER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i once had a british high school teacher who said that the reason brits do the 2 finger gesture like americans use the middle finger is that enemies of the crown or something would get those 2 fingers cut off so they couldn't draw back a bow so showing someone your fingers is like saying i can still shoot you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2 fingers were used for the longbow, nobody else had longbows at the time so we used it as a sign to say "frick you we're better".

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cut out the middleman and volunteer

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fight your country for Osama sama!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start your own militia

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Come live with us in canada. (Only if ur white tho)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be old or injured, or both.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Get a government job too important for them to remove you from the position and move you to the military
    >Go innawoods right when the starts so they cannot find you
    >Self deport to another country when the war starts ideally one that won't be involved or bordering
    >Join the good guys faction and actually make difference and kill the traitors. Obviously won't know who the good guys are until the war starts.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They don't need a draft for a revolution. The people will volunteer to gun down the tyrants.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my wignat homies in texas/florida would never. the only ones screeching about it are fat old people.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flee to Mexico?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk here, OP. I've had this conversation already with my son. When SHTF, and you know in your heart that the draft is coming, you voluntarily enlist for the Space Force or Air Force. Otherwise, you'll get sent to Siberia to die in one of those webms we see in the /chug/ threads. If that's the hand that the ZOG deals you, that's how you should play it. I gave this same advice to my own son because I love him and now I give that same advice to you. Good luck. I hope you don't become cannon fodder.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You cant!! The war will be at your doorstep and back yard!!!
    So get frosty

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