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  1. 1 month ago
    Burt

    Zinc .22 revolver with vestigial sights
    Not aiming
    Panic
    Also didn't he kill a senator and still hit Reagan? That's pretty freaking good for 5-6 shots of .22lr.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He accidently hit Reagan, a cop, a secret service agent, and Brady. Didn't kill anyone, even using exploding bullets.
      Thanks to the latter there's the Brady Bill.

      • 1 month ago
        Burt

        >hit FOUR people, killing one and crippling one
        >with 6 shots
        Doesn't sound like he's missing lol

        • 1 month ago
          Burt

          Oh nevermind apparently that was Brady and it was ruled homicide 14 years later LOL what a joke

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You hate him because he served his country and took a bullet in the line of duty?

            Frick you, you fat useless redneck scumbag c**t. I hope the diabetes takes your feet first. Then your sight.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Do you even know who Brady is you fricking moron? Holy shit how stupid are you?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He served the state against its constituents spending his life trying to disarm them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Die commie die

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Suffer redditor

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Good bait. Very tasty. Keep at it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was aiming at Reagan. From a distance of 15 feet he missed every single shot.
          The round that got Reagan was a fragment from a ricochet.

          • 1 month ago
            Burt

            >missed every single shot
            >The round that got Reagan
            Which is it? Was he hit by a bullet or not?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but indirectly. The round hit the door frame of the presidential limousine, but since it was armored, the bullet bounced off the frame...right into Reagan's chest as he was being slam-dunked into the car by the SS.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fire into a crowd
          >hit everyone but your target
          Don't know about that one chief.

          Well, he was mentally ill to the point he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him, so it wasn't as poorly executed as I would have expected.

          >he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him
          Relatable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't kill anyone

        Um actually

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That seems like a stretch

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Be American
            >get shot
            >live for 33 years

            there's a fair amount of precedent for it, tbh. Severe wounds take a pretty massive toll on your health, Brady's injury was particularly bad because it actually blew up in the base of his skull and fractured the brain cavity itself.

            You're basically never quite as healthy as you were before a serious injury, and neuromotor damage like that causes cumulative issues and stress on the body that cut the total lifespan short.

            I don't weep for Brady but it's pretty normal for lingering complications and eventual death to be found as directly caused by the event that caused them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >*to be found as directly caused by the initial event

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Be American
          >get shot
          >live for 33 years

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >takes 33 years to die from gunshot
          Should have used a .45. No one would have had a chance

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And the brady campaign managed to get most cheap guns restricted or thier manufacturers bankrupted, resulting in criminals only having high quality firearms today. No more zinc cast garbage.
        It used to be people choosing to save 25% in the ghetto got a piece of junk by being cheap, then robbed people with something that had a 50% chance of jamming every shot. Brady managed to fix that.
        Now they can blast holding it sideways till slidelock.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also being an Imperial Stormtrooper didn't help.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=VEB0SCwnsQuWBzJT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is so awful that I'm convinced it's satire.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, he was mentally ill to the point he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him, so it wasn't as poorly executed as I would have expected.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I’d definitely murder someone if it meant I got to frick prime Jodie Foster. Hypothetically.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You get prime Jodie Foster, we get the Hughes Amendment.

        Seems like you would’ve won that deal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >prime Jodie Foster
        would, honestly still would frick her now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Kill Reagan
        >We get Bush Sr. Earlier
        God if only.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I’d definitely murder someone if it meant I got to frick prime Jodie Foster. Hypothetically.

      Imagine if someone shot Biden to impress Sydney Sweeney. Not political motives, just trying to get some booty.

      I'd do it but only for Sigourney Weaver in her prime

      >ITT you get to frick a past actress in her prime, But have to assassinate Ronald Reggae.
      Who are you doing and when?
      I'll shoot Ronnie for Madeline Kahn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mae West

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll kill Ronnie to frick Theodora. That woman was a freak and I'm into that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Theodore doesn't count.
          American Royalty anon. Not Byzantine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >But have to assassinate Ronald Reggae [sic]
        >have to
        dawg I'd have let Harvey Weinstein have his way with me if it meant I got to kill the dude who banned automatic weapons and legalized three-million illegal immigrants.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hedy Lemarr.
        Elizabeth Taylor is a close second.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Not having prime Raquel Welch
          the state of /k/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Meh, I’ve seen hotter girls who aren’t even famous

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/WLJpzPp.jpg

          Betty Grable.

          [...]
          >I pledge allegiance...

          https://i.imgur.com/3KGInFG.jpg

          For 1960's Helen Mirren, I'd take a shot

          Prime Bettie Mae Page and Marilyn Monroe/Norma Jean Mortensen for me. They were only 3 years apart, so fricking them back in 1944 would've been a nice three-way with an 18 year old and a 21 year old.

          Failing that, prime Grace Jones when she was ball draining Dolph Lungren. I'd double with Dolph, just to say I did a hot b***h with the Sauve Swede.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Grace Jones
            Anon, you might be slightly homosex...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >grace jones
            Anon there are much easier ways of saying you like men. Hell I think it’s even less gay if you let Dolph frick toy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              For real. Her whole shtick was that she was muscular/androgynous. I've never seen a single picture of her where I was like "That's an attractive female who I would like to bed." She looks like a big, muscular man with severe, masculine facial features.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >grace jones
                Anon there are much easier ways of saying you like men. Hell I think it’s even less gay if you let Dolph frick toy

                >Grace Jones
                Anon, you might be slightly homosex...

                >fricking Grace Jones is gay

                I can also go with a Sybil Danning (1947) and a Cassandra Peterson as Elvira (1951) threeway if Grace Jones creeps you guys out. LOL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eva Green. Literally every moment of her adult life is a prime moment.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prime Grace Kelley (one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived).
        Prime Catherine Zeta Jones
        Prime Salma Hayek
        Prime Heather Graham (c. Boogie Nights)
        Prime Jennifer Connelly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Prime Salma Hayek
          What is prime Salma Hayek? Hard to top her in from dusk till dawn, but older Salma had bigger breasts while not being fat or looking old?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What is prime Salma Hayek?
            Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Betty Grable.

        https://i.imgur.com/k4r6gOs.jpg

        Hedy Lemarr.
        Elizabeth Taylor is a close second.

        >I pledge allegiance...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Claudia Cardinale

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For 1960's Helen Mirren, I'd take a shot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd do it for free but since you're offering, Marisa Tomei.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did you know she has a thing for funny, quirky, bald men?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want to hear Marisa Tomei and Rosie Perez having an argument.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Traci Lords

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How far in the past are we talking?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm thinking the cut date should be March 1981, any actress who's dead or fading at that time you get to Lazarus Pit.

          Earlier an anon wanted to plow out Theodora. Keeping with the exchange rate of POTUS:Actress though To bag an empress you need to slay a god

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >To bag an empress you need to slay a god

            No pussy is that good, kek.

            >1981 or later; Lazarus Pit anyone before

            I'd be all over Myrna Loy, but I primarily watched her as Nora Charles and anything else with William Powell.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just mainstream actresses or is porn on the table too?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tracy Lords made the list, sure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but she actually transitioned to mainstream acting, if only for a little bit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't judge anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A nine month pregnant Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Sharon Tate, or Milla Jovovich

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Serious ask anon
          >will you save Sharon and the baby?
          >knife fight a pack of crazies
          One man does what's right and defies a rogue MK Ultra cell.
          This summer...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jean Seberg or Grace Jones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Neve Campbell circa 1996 for sure.
        And since I know have time travel I also going to shoot John Lennon and Henry Kissinger with a Gyrojet Mk 1.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dang thats tough.
        Im a mega time traveler, Though Lincoln deserves it more id shoot Wilson before that Black person got us into the first world war.
        My reward?
        Isla Fisher.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mentally ill to the point he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him
      The definition of:
      >I don't approve but I get it

      Her sexuality would be the least of my problems scoring there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jodie Foster hasn't been good since Taxi Driver.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's literally the movie that inspired Hinkley

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Excuse me, it was the vice president who would get Jodie foster to blow him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God I miss WKUK

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If only he succeeded maybe we'd still have legal machine guns, unions, mental hospitals, and no migrant crisis

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if someone shot Biden to impress Sydney Sweeney. Not political motives, just trying to get some booty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd do it but only for Sigourney Weaver in her prime

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eww dude, when was her prime? Alien? Ghostbusters? What were 80s guys thinking? She's somewhere between statuesque and grotesque.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like big hair. Also Galaxy Quest was her peak

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I concede. She was cute in that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Stallone in Taxi Drive
              I also agree very nice costume too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fun fact: they had to manually remove her pubes out of every part of that shot in the final film as she refused to shave.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nasty.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >remove pubes

            What a bunch of slack jawed homosexuals. Woman like that needs a sexual tyrannosaurus like myself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hawt

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most Americans would shoot Biden for free.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most people don't want guns more than democracy traitor vatnik.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stifle yourself commie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In that case most people are wrong and moronic. If there was a button to level DC and make every politician drop dead in exchange for no more gun law frickery I'd spam it until it breaks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In minecraft, of course?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How can you insure elections if the people have no means to resist the state?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day you commie bastard. We aren’t a democracy, we’re a constitutional republic. And you’ve outed yourself as a noguns war tourist but feel free to prove me wrong. Bet you won’t.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There is no democracy without equal capacity of force, you are a pinko bastard.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HOW COULD YOU MISS?!
    >John Warnock Hinckley Jr. (born May 29, 1955) is an American man who attempted to assassinate U.S. President Ronald Reagan as he left the Hilton Hotel in Washington, D.C., on March 30, 1981, two months after Reagan's first inauguration. Using a revolver, Hinckley wounded Reagan, the police officer Thomas Delahanty, the Secret Service agent Tim McCarthy and the White House Press Secretary, James Brady.
    >Using a revolver
    problem identified, total meme guns that can't kill anything. should have had a glock. should have had... perfection.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he was very excited to meet Jodie foster.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Commies are terrible shots
    >But JFK
    Second shooter got him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Youre silly if you think Oswald was actually commie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why'd he visit Belorussian SSR, though?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Has not read the git gud manual
    NGMI

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >magically got the info about route and time to meet his chosen president..

    ayyy lmao.. its like israeli medias publishing Delta Force because Mosad did not want them melding into own genocide business..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are these fricked up looking shirts they are wearing?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f
    >not a single "He moved"

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has his YouTube channel blown up yet?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this dude was /k/ as frick
    >be khhv
    >see taxi driver in the theater
    >really like it
    >go back and see it in the theater 15 more times
    >decide to become like Stallone in Taxi Driver
    >start drinking peach brandy just like Stallone
    >need to figure out how to get jodie foster to complete my larp
    >decide to kill president
    >obtain shitty pawn shop .22
    >practice enough that i can empty my shitty revolver in 1.7s (less than 0.3s split times on a fricking revolver)
    >decide to kill the president

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Got out of the prison
      >Become a youtuber
      He'd fit right in here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Stallone

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take Phoebe Cates in her prime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Way too old
      I'm israeli btw

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how this guy is out of prison and now does music concerts.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He does music on YouTube now; he's gonna hold a concert pretty soon too

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