Zinc .22 revolver with vestigial sights
Not aiming
Panic
Also didn't he kill a senator and still hit Reagan? That's pretty freaking good for 5-6 shots of .22lr.
He accidently hit Reagan, a cop, a secret service agent, and Brady. Didn't kill anyone, even using exploding bullets.
Thanks to the latter there's the Brady Bill.
Yes, but indirectly. The round hit the door frame of the presidential limousine, but since it was armored, the bullet bounced off the frame...right into Reagan's chest as he was being slam-dunked into the car by the SS.
>fire into a crowd >hit everyone but your target
Don't know about that one chief.
Well, he was mentally ill to the point he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him, so it wasn't as poorly executed as I would have expected.
>he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him
Relatable.
there's a fair amount of precedent for it, tbh. Severe wounds take a pretty massive toll on your health, Brady's injury was particularly bad because it actually blew up in the base of his skull and fractured the brain cavity itself.
You're basically never quite as healthy as you were before a serious injury, and neuromotor damage like that causes cumulative issues and stress on the body that cut the total lifespan short.
I don't weep for Brady but it's pretty normal for lingering complications and eventual death to be found as directly caused by the event that caused them
And the brady campaign managed to get most cheap guns restricted or thier manufacturers bankrupted, resulting in criminals only having high quality firearms today. No more zinc cast garbage.
It used to be people choosing to save 25% in the ghetto got a piece of junk by being cheap, then robbed people with something that had a 50% chance of jamming every shot. Brady managed to fix that.
Now they can blast holding it sideways till slidelock.
Well, he was mentally ill to the point he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him, so it wasn't as poorly executed as I would have expected.
I mean, I’d definitely murder someone if it meant I got to frick prime Jodie Foster. Hypothetically.
Imagine if someone shot Biden to impress Sydney Sweeney. Not political motives, just trying to get some booty.
I'd do it but only for Sigourney Weaver in her prime
>ITT you get to frick a past actress in her prime, But have to assassinate Ronald Reggae.
Who are you doing and when?
I'll shoot Ronnie for Madeline Kahn
>But have to assassinate Ronald Reggae [sic] >have to
dawg I'd have let Harvey Weinstein have his way with me if it meant I got to kill the dude who banned automatic weapons and legalized three-million illegal immigrants.
Prime Bettie Mae Page and Marilyn Monroe/Norma Jean Mortensen for me. They were only 3 years apart, so fricking them back in 1944 would've been a nice three-way with an 18 year old and a 21 year old.
Failing that, prime Grace Jones when she was ball draining Dolph Lungren. I'd double with Dolph, just to say I did a hot b***h with the Sauve Swede.
For real. Her whole shtick was that she was muscular/androgynous. I've never seen a single picture of her where I was like "That's an attractive female who I would like to bed." She looks like a big, muscular man with severe, masculine facial features.
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>grace jones
Anon there are much easier ways of saying you like men. Hell I think it’s even less gay if you let Dolph frick toy
>Grace Jones
Anon, you might be slightly homosex...
>fricking Grace Jones is gay
I can also go with a Sybil Danning (1947) and a Cassandra Peterson as Elvira (1951) threeway if Grace Jones creeps you guys out. LOL
Prime Grace Kelley (one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived).
Prime Catherine Zeta Jones
Prime Salma Hayek
Prime Heather Graham (c. Boogie Nights)
Prime Jennifer Connelly
>Prime Salma Hayek
What is prime Salma Hayek? Hard to top her in from dusk till dawn, but older Salma had bigger breasts while not being fat or looking old?
Serious ask anon >will you save Sharon and the baby? >knife fight a pack of crazies
One man does what's right and defies a rogue MK Ultra cell.
This summer...
Dang thats tough.
Im a mega time traveler, Though Lincoln deserves it more id shoot Wilson before that Black person got us into the first world war.
My reward?
Isla Fisher.
In that case most people are wrong and moronic. If there was a button to level DC and make every politician drop dead in exchange for no more gun law frickery I'd spam it until it breaks
have a nice day you commie bastard. We aren’t a democracy, we’re a constitutional republic. And you’ve outed yourself as a noguns war tourist but feel free to prove me wrong. Bet you won’t.
>HOW COULD YOU MISS?! >John Warnock Hinckley Jr. (born May 29, 1955) is an American man who attempted to assassinate U.S. President Ronald Reagan as he left the Hilton Hotel in Washington, D.C., on March 30, 1981, two months after Reagan's first inauguration. Using a revolver, Hinckley wounded Reagan, the police officer Thomas Delahanty, the Secret Service agent Tim McCarthy and the White House Press Secretary, James Brady. >Using a revolver
problem identified, total meme guns that can't kill anything. should have had a glock. should have had... perfection.
this dude was /k/ as frick >be khhv >see taxi driver in the theater >really like it >go back and see it in the theater 15 more times >decide to become like Stallone in Taxi Driver >start drinking peach brandy just like Stallone >need to figure out how to get jodie foster to complete my larp >decide to kill president >obtain shitty pawn shop .22 >practice enough that i can empty my shitty revolver in 1.7s (less than 0.3s split times on a fricking revolver) >decide to kill the president
Zinc .22 revolver with vestigial sights
Not aiming
Panic
Also didn't he kill a senator and still hit Reagan? That's pretty freaking good for 5-6 shots of .22lr.
He accidently hit Reagan, a cop, a secret service agent, and Brady. Didn't kill anyone, even using exploding bullets.
Thanks to the latter there's the Brady Bill.
>hit FOUR people, killing one and crippling one
>with 6 shots
Doesn't sound like he's missing lol
Oh nevermind apparently that was Brady and it was ruled homicide 14 years later LOL what a joke
You hate him because he served his country and took a bullet in the line of duty?
Frick you, you fat useless redneck scumbag c**t. I hope the diabetes takes your feet first. Then your sight.
Do you even know who Brady is you fricking moron? Holy shit how stupid are you?
He served the state against its constituents spending his life trying to disarm them.
Die commie die
Suffer redditor
Good bait. Very tasty. Keep at it.
He was aiming at Reagan. From a distance of 15 feet he missed every single shot.
The round that got Reagan was a fragment from a ricochet.
>missed every single shot
>The round that got Reagan
Which is it? Was he hit by a bullet or not?
Yes, but indirectly. The round hit the door frame of the presidential limousine, but since it was armored, the bullet bounced off the frame...right into Reagan's chest as he was being slam-dunked into the car by the SS.
>fire into a crowd
>hit everyone but your target
Don't know about that one chief.
>he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him
Relatable.
>Didn't kill anyone
Um actually
That seems like a stretch
there's a fair amount of precedent for it, tbh. Severe wounds take a pretty massive toll on your health, Brady's injury was particularly bad because it actually blew up in the base of his skull and fractured the brain cavity itself.
You're basically never quite as healthy as you were before a serious injury, and neuromotor damage like that causes cumulative issues and stress on the body that cut the total lifespan short.
I don't weep for Brady but it's pretty normal for lingering complications and eventual death to be found as directly caused by the event that caused them
>*to be found as directly caused by the initial event
>Be American
>get shot
>live for 33 years
>takes 33 years to die from gunshot
Should have used a .45. No one would have had a chance
And the brady campaign managed to get most cheap guns restricted or thier manufacturers bankrupted, resulting in criminals only having high quality firearms today. No more zinc cast garbage.
It used to be people choosing to save 25% in the ghetto got a piece of junk by being cheap, then robbed people with something that had a 50% chance of jamming every shot. Brady managed to fix that.
Now they can blast holding it sideways till slidelock.
Also being an Imperial Stormtrooper didn't help.
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This is so awful that I'm convinced it's satire.
Well, he was mentally ill to the point he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him, so it wasn't as poorly executed as I would have expected.
I mean, I’d definitely murder someone if it meant I got to frick prime Jodie Foster. Hypothetically.
You get prime Jodie Foster, we get the Hughes Amendment.
Seems like you would’ve won that deal
>prime Jodie Foster
would, honestly still would frick her now
>Kill Reagan
>We get Bush Sr. Earlier
God if only.
>ITT you get to frick a past actress in her prime, But have to assassinate Ronald Reggae.
Who are you doing and when?
I'll shoot Ronnie for Madeline Kahn
Mae West
I'll kill Ronnie to frick Theodora. That woman was a freak and I'm into that
>Theodore doesn't count.
American Royalty anon. Not Byzantine.
>But have to assassinate Ronald Reggae [sic]
>have to
dawg I'd have let Harvey Weinstein have his way with me if it meant I got to kill the dude who banned automatic weapons and legalized three-million illegal immigrants.
Hedy Lemarr.
Elizabeth Taylor is a close second.
>Not having prime Raquel Welch
the state of /k/
Meh, I’ve seen hotter girls who aren’t even famous
Prime Bettie Mae Page and Marilyn Monroe/Norma Jean Mortensen for me. They were only 3 years apart, so fricking them back in 1944 would've been a nice three-way with an 18 year old and a 21 year old.
Failing that, prime Grace Jones when she was ball draining Dolph Lungren. I'd double with Dolph, just to say I did a hot b***h with the Sauve Swede.
>Grace Jones
Anon, you might be slightly homosex...
>grace jones
Anon there are much easier ways of saying you like men. Hell I think it’s even less gay if you let Dolph frick toy
For real. Her whole shtick was that she was muscular/androgynous. I've never seen a single picture of her where I was like "That's an attractive female who I would like to bed." She looks like a big, muscular man with severe, masculine facial features.
>fricking Grace Jones is gay
I can also go with a Sybil Danning (1947) and a Cassandra Peterson as Elvira (1951) threeway if Grace Jones creeps you guys out. LOL
Eva Green. Literally every moment of her adult life is a prime moment.
Prime Grace Kelley (one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived).
Prime Catherine Zeta Jones
Prime Salma Hayek
Prime Heather Graham (c. Boogie Nights)
Prime Jennifer Connelly
>Prime Salma Hayek
What is prime Salma Hayek? Hard to top her in from dusk till dawn, but older Salma had bigger breasts while not being fat or looking old?
>What is prime Salma Hayek?
Yes
Betty Grable.
>I pledge allegiance...
Claudia Cardinale
For 1960's Helen Mirren, I'd take a shot
I'd do it for free but since you're offering, Marisa Tomei.
Did you know she has a thing for funny, quirky, bald men?
I want to hear Marisa Tomei and Rosie Perez having an argument.
Traci Lords
How far in the past are we talking?
I'm thinking the cut date should be March 1981, any actress who's dead or fading at that time you get to Lazarus Pit.
Earlier an anon wanted to plow out Theodora. Keeping with the exchange rate of POTUS:Actress though To bag an empress you need to slay a god
>To bag an empress you need to slay a god
No pussy is that good, kek.
>1981 or later; Lazarus Pit anyone before
I'd be all over Myrna Loy, but I primarily watched her as Nora Charles and anything else with William Powell.
Just mainstream actresses or is porn on the table too?
Tracy Lords made the list, sure.
Yeah but she actually transitioned to mainstream acting, if only for a little bit.
I don't judge anon.
A nine month pregnant Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Sharon Tate, or Milla Jovovich
Serious ask anon
>will you save Sharon and the baby?
>knife fight a pack of crazies
One man does what's right and defies a rogue MK Ultra cell.
This summer...
Jean Seberg or Grace Jones.
Neve Campbell circa 1996 for sure.
And since I know have time travel I also going to shoot John Lennon and Henry Kissinger with a Gyrojet Mk 1.
Dang thats tough.
Im a mega time traveler, Though Lincoln deserves it more id shoot Wilson before that Black person got us into the first world war.
My reward?
Isla Fisher.
>mentally ill to the point he thought killing the President would get Jodie Foster to frick him
The definition of:
>I don't approve but I get it
Her sexuality would be the least of my problems scoring there
Jodie Foster hasn't been good since Taxi Driver.
that's literally the movie that inspired Hinkley
Excuse me, it was the vice president who would get Jodie foster to blow him.
God I miss WKUK
If only he succeeded maybe we'd still have legal machine guns, unions, mental hospitals, and no migrant crisis
Imagine if someone shot Biden to impress Sydney Sweeney. Not political motives, just trying to get some booty.
I'd do it but only for Sigourney Weaver in her prime
Eww dude, when was her prime? Alien? Ghostbusters? What were 80s guys thinking? She's somewhere between statuesque and grotesque.
I like big hair. Also Galaxy Quest was her peak
I concede. She was cute in that.
>Stallone in Taxi Drive
I also agree very nice costume too
Fun fact: they had to manually remove her pubes out of every part of that shot in the final film as she refused to shave.
Nasty.
>remove pubes
What a bunch of slack jawed homosexuals. Woman like that needs a sexual tyrannosaurus like myself.
Hawt
Nice
Most Americans would shoot Biden for free.
Most people don't want guns more than democracy traitor vatnik.
Stifle yourself commie.
In that case most people are wrong and moronic. If there was a button to level DC and make every politician drop dead in exchange for no more gun law frickery I'd spam it until it breaks
In minecraft, of course?
How can you insure elections if the people have no means to resist the state?
have a nice day you commie bastard. We aren’t a democracy, we’re a constitutional republic. And you’ve outed yourself as a noguns war tourist but feel free to prove me wrong. Bet you won’t.
There is no democracy without equal capacity of force, you are a pinko bastard.
>HOW COULD YOU MISS?!
>John Warnock Hinckley Jr. (born May 29, 1955) is an American man who attempted to assassinate U.S. President Ronald Reagan as he left the Hilton Hotel in Washington, D.C., on March 30, 1981, two months after Reagan's first inauguration. Using a revolver, Hinckley wounded Reagan, the police officer Thomas Delahanty, the Secret Service agent Tim McCarthy and the White House Press Secretary, James Brady.
>Using a revolver
problem identified, total meme guns that can't kill anything. should have had a glock. should have had... perfection.
he was very excited to meet Jodie foster.
Commies are terrible shots
>But JFK
Second shooter got him
Youre silly if you think Oswald was actually commie
Why'd he visit Belorussian SSR, though?
>Has not read the git gud manual
NGMI
>magically got the info about route and time to meet his chosen president..
ayyy lmao.. its like israeli medias publishing Delta Force because Mosad did not want them melding into own genocide business..
What are these fricked up looking shirts they are wearing?
>ctrl+f
>not a single "He moved"
Has his YouTube channel blown up yet?
this dude was /k/ as frick
>be khhv
>see taxi driver in the theater
>really like it
>go back and see it in the theater 15 more times
>decide to become like Stallone in Taxi Driver
>start drinking peach brandy just like Stallone
>need to figure out how to get jodie foster to complete my larp
>decide to kill president
>obtain shitty pawn shop .22
>practice enough that i can empty my shitty revolver in 1.7s (less than 0.3s split times on a fricking revolver)
>decide to kill the president
>Got out of the prison
>Become a youtuber
He'd fit right in here.
>Stallone
I'll take Phoebe Cates in her prime.
Way too old
I'm israeli btw
Crazy how this guy is out of prison and now does music concerts.
He does music on YouTube now; he's gonna hold a concert pretty soon too