How can you go on a 3 mile hike on an inhabited island where you are about 10 miles from the shore and get lost for 17 days?
How can you go on a 3 mile hike on an inhabited island where you are about 10 miles from the shore and get lost for 17 days?
How can you go on a 3 mile hike on an inhabited island where you are about 10 miles from the shore and get lost for 17 days?
Woman moment. Trips checked.
Idk why anyone else is still posting here, this guy solved it conclusively.
All these pathetic PrepHole larpers posting threads about their pathetic laughable, below low testosterone ""gear"" lists in order to do a """""""survival challenge"""""""" and here yo have a clueless stacy just going out empty handed and making it for two fricking weeks with a smile on her face.
Holy fricking shit PrepHole eternally BTFO, there is no recovery in sight
>larp
Post full report from your last month-long excursion to include maps, GPS route confirmation, and pictures of you with timestamps. If you fail to do so in the next 24 hours you automatically admit that you don't go PrepHole and your mother will die in her sleep
Being this triggered is bad for your health lmfao
He won't. RIP in peace, anon's mom
>yo have a clueless stacy just going out empty handed and making it for two fricking weeks with a smile on her face.
Two weeks is fricking nothing, especially on a tropical island. Drinking stream water and living off fat stores for two weeks doesn't mean anything in terms of survival skills.
>especially on a tropical island
this
the tropics are giga easy mode
also lol at the implication that any half intelligent person wouldnt 1. go down hill 2. follow streams downstream 3. vaguely walk in one direction by using the sun
>no one but an expert could survive in a warm climate with no large predators, clean streams, and abundant wild fruit
It’s literally easy mode
>get "lost" on a tropical paradise
>survive
All of these roasties literally just survive off of their own fat until they get found. Imagine being surrounded by food and STILL starving. Holy frick women are useless for anything except their wombs
imagine the smell
so hawt
Jesus she looks like she aged 20 years
That's why you never date a girl that uses full-face makeup, anon. They are ghouls hiding among the living, not to mention mentally disturbed
mate yeah, makeup is fricking FRAUD. you seen belle delphine without makeup? she's not bad but damn. she just looks normal. or even slightly below average.
Belle delphine looks below average even with makeup dude
it's just a 35yo woman without makeup
Grim.
looks like what happens when you don't eat for 17 days, you lose fat. and then get sunburned on your head it makes your skin wrinkle and fold easier.
>free 3 week vacation
Could you just stop showing up to work for a month and keep your job if you said you got lost in the woods?
If the company is family-owned and you're friends with the owners, maybe. Most big companies will kick you from the system after a couple of no-shows and say "it was automatic, nothing we could do"
Women in the workplace are mostly there as a kind of daycare. They don't actually do anything besides gossip. Where I work the women will go on maternity leave for 2 years, then return. Nothing changed without them, they get paid to have a baby and come back.
This is why salaries are so shit now, because companies have to pay women to do nothing and have to give them the same salary as the men who are doing the work, so the men have to earn half what they deserve.
Also Iceland only has a population of about 370,000. About 25,000 women went on strike last year over equal pay. If you think about how many women are of working age, let's say 100,000, then 25% of women stopped working and absolutely nothing happened - all companies ran as usual, GDP didn't change. All they did was prove how they do nothing. They should be at home raising children.
Jesus fricking Christ. I looked up the numbers thinking you were exaggerating, but all that is true. I should have known better. I remember I worked in a fancy Malibu establishment during my very early 20s, and b***hes were getting paid more money than me to do less. Literally all they did was gossip, unable to move anything weighing more than 25lbs, and complained 24/7. The worst part? Is that they would literally bring up shit about how women get paid less than men. Made me want to wring their necks, but the silver lining to working with insufferable roasties is that I left that dead end job
Satan is the prince of this world. That is why the dole queue is full of men and society creates unnecessary roles for women and employs them to do nothing. Otherwise they would be dependent on their fathers or husbands for guidance.
It depends on you position in the company more or less, back when I worked for a delivery company no one gave two shits about the package handlers if they went missing but the boss called in a wellness check for an admin that decided to frick off and never came back.
>she set out on food without a cell phone, food or water
>survived 17 days
Based and native pilled. Every piece of extra gear you take is a reflection of your PrepHole incompetence.
>let me guess, you NEED more?
so that cloth is just hanging over their parts what if there is a breeze
Then you get a little cheeky-peeky.
>doesn't know how to tie a loin cloth
oh anon you're ngmi.
it goes between the legs, like up around your pecker and bum, then is ties on with a little belt, the bit that hangs over is just superfluous.
if they had more gear then maybe less of them would have been captured and sacrificed to the sun.
You underestimate how easy humans can kill themselves in these situations. Most people die within a half mile of a road or trail.
It is Hawaii. You could probably get lost 5 feet off the trail in the rainforests there.
17 days is a bit much though. If you know you are close to the coast, just find a river and follow it downstream. You will probably get there. However the Hawaiian coast also has insanely huge cliffs, so that might not work out.
eh, apparently she did followed a river but once she reached the waterfall, she pretty much gave up there and setlled on that same spot for another week
>"I laid down on a tree and i was looking at the sky and when i got up and I tried to go back the way that I came, which I had a sense of direction at that point, the path was not leading me back to my car," Eller said. "And I tried all these different paths and then I was like 'oh shoot, these are not bike paths, these are not walking paths, these are boar paths.'"
>Lost, the 35-year-old physical therapist and yoga instructor hiked for seven days until she reached a waterfall. Eller lived on insects, wild berries, stream water and slept in the mud.
So she was so mind-bendingly moronic that she followed a river...the wrong way. And then just stayed there.
I think it was the right way since it was downhill, but hawaii does have very tall waterfalls
you are as dumb as she is
>im mad because im a dumb c**t boohoo
Woman lol
You're moronic because you assumed that waterfalls would only exist in one direction
>follows river
>meets waterfall
>200 foot drop, steep cliffs
>too moronic and womanly to make it work
>moronic homosexual on PrepHole says you're going the wrong direction
That's why you're stupid
>I'm mad because I'm a dumb c**t boohoo
Woman lol.
You genuinely believed that she thought water flowed uphill, didn't you? And now you're shutting down from embarrassment? Black personbrain on another losing streak
>you assumed that waterfalls would only exist in one direction
I've never seen a waterfall that goes up, so yeah. Do you know something I don't?
Good point, I should have worded it more clearly. The point I mean to say is that you can still encounter a waterfall while traveling downstream. The other guy seems to think she was traveling "the wrong direction" meaning upstream which is moronic if you think about it for long enough to hit post
I went hiking you're an old Indian village that was abandoned 100 years ago on the Mid Coast near Ocean falls. Once we got in from the beach they were little animal trails and then 6 ft tall hedges of salal. My dad helped build Powerhouse at Ocean Falls and he told me about the day he went out hunting with a few people and it was just this impenetrable Thicket if they ventured too far from the roads or the trails
>you're an old Indian village that was abandoned 100 years ago
Most creative insult yet.
>However the Hawaiian coast also has insanely huge cliffs, so that might not work out.
It says they found her at the top of a waterfall so that might be what happened
Meant for
>“I wanted to go back the way I’d come, but my gut was leading me another way — and I have a very strong gut instinct,” she said. “So, I said, my car is this way and I’m just going to keep going until I reach it.”
>Ms. Eller estimated that she had hiked continuously from 10:30 a.m. until around midnight that first day, looking for her car.
>I have a very strong gut instinct
>so I'm gonna walk for 13 and a half hours in the wrong fricking direction from the path and ignore e.g. the sun, geography, and signs of my passing, deliberately not backtrack, and not try to pick up the track again
What the frick is wrong with her?
>What the frick is wrong with women?
The age old question
Strong gut instinct. Her descendants would become a migratory species, provided they developed some fricking sense.
lmao no way, she must have thought her initial common sense was mansplaining her
It's a wypipo thing, you wouldnt know
Damn, look at the weight she lost. When do you think the "Maui Madness" will become a thing and influencer thots eat berries, sleep in their garden and drink Aquafina for 17 days to lose weight?
Hopefully soon, can't wait for the moment they'll realise all they need to do to lose weight is eat less and move around more. "Muh diet" shut the frick up, just don't pig out as much.
Couldn't she just walk downhill for an hour and find the shore, then go around until she finds a Wal Mart?
>couldn't she
>she
No. Women don't do reasonable things.
>Cantellops denounced people who question the story and who talk about “aloha” but who don’t live it.
>“If you have your own little theories on why she got lost, if you want to think she’s an idiot, that’s one thing, but disrespecting the memory of this, disrespecting what happened, is disrespecting every single volunteer with that search-and-rescue team,” he said.
>calling the woman an idiot for getting lost is disrespecting the people who had to go rescue her dumb ass
Why, were the S&R people moronic women too? Did they get lost trying to find her?
Is it disrespectful of the animal control officers to call my runaway dog a little moron?
LMAO it's Maui. Pick a direction and start walking until you hit a road then follow the road until you hit civilization. It shouldn't be possible to be lost more than 3 days.
I don't understand why it took her half a month. It's not a very big island, all you have to do is walk downhill away from the mountain and you'll end up at a beach with a Starbucks nearby
Incompetence is the only thing that can explain this. Somehow you have to be completely unable to walk in one direction. Whether that's a mental disability or an inability to look up to see where the sun is at - who knows.
>Find stream to drink from
>Don't follow it 10 mi downhill to ocean
Hmmm
It did her good.
Women have an absolutely atrocious sense of direction. They don't just lack it, it actively leads them in the opposite direction.
They also don't mature past the age of 14. You have to think of them as big children. In Western societies they grow up in the ultra safe environments that men created for them, they have no idea how to actually keep themselves alive.
This is why they are prone to putting themselves in deadly situations without any sense of danger, and it usually falls to men to save them. They live their lives with all the rights but none of the responsibility, it is up to society around them to support and defend them.
E.g. walking around at night dressed as a prostitute is a problem for "all men" to learn not to rape them rather than for the woman to take responsibility for her actions. This is why women end up going on a trip to the Middle East or Africa to promote unity and anti-racism and they get raped and beheaded.
This is why for most of history men had to protect women and prevent them from doing stupid things, keep them dressed properly, away from danger etc. If a man had been with her then they could have just turned around and gone back the way they came, or followed a river down to the sea etc. Also never would have gone out without at least a map and compass.
You've never kissed a girl have you anon.
He might have, if only they knew which way to face
>saves the jpg
he's autistic as shit, but he's not wrong.
Jesus, the level of absolute cope.
Everyone knows he’s right, take your ass-mad bullshit elsewhere
How utterly predictable. Yass queen.
Take a shower.
I just took a shower, but everything I said is still true.
Attempts at shaming for lack of sex or small peepee or lack of personal hygiene etc are expected whenever any man tells the truth about women, it's shows you are on the right track.
>They don't just lack it, it actively leads them in the opposite direction.
>“I wanted to go back the way I’d come, but my gut was leading me another way — and I have a very strong gut instinct,” she said
Jesus kekking Christ.
Why is this so? First time I visited a place with public transport with my wife (NYC) we get off the metro and she darts off in the opposite direction to everyone else despite massive exit signs pointing in the direction everyone else was going. She gets half way down the platform before she actually realizes what her eyes are seeing, it's just a flat wall, and then she turns around with this bewildered look on her face. Anytime she doesn't know where she is going she just walks faster as well.
I live near Squamish, right next to the Busy Highway and people get lost 10 minutes off this highway, even though if you go downhill you'll end up at this highway people are stupid. Don't pack for the hike You're Expecting pack for the hike that could happen if things go very wrong
>find shore
>pick side (right or left)
>keep shore on that side
>walk
I wonder what her plan was? Just hang out at the waterfall and hope someone shows up I guess.
Pays not to follow creeks you don't know in real PrepHole terrain because you can get bluffed out on waterfalls. Follow Ridgelines instead, you can still get bluffed out but you're less likely to be in a slippery fricked up mess of a place when you do.
Feel free to day whatever you please in the East of the USA. There's nothing dangerous there.
>laughs in abandoned mine shaft
>John Eller, Amanda’s father, told Maui Now yesterday evening that the MPD got the forensics report back on Amanda’s phone.
>“There was no GPS track,” he said. “She wasn’t running any apps or GPS. All of her privacy settings had been turned off, so there was nothing on the phone.”
>John sees his role in the search as facilitation, coordinating and being a liaison. But he actually has built his own GPS technology tracking company, where his son, Chris, is in charge of product development for the company.
>“So we have a lot of skills in this area, and we are trying to bring that to bear in the search,” said John.
>Chris Eller and Chris Berquist, the search team leader, were instrumental in setting up the GPS and mapping systems used by the volunteers. Berquist found the apps they now use and was instrumental in initiating the setup. When Chris Eller arrived, he helped evolve the system into an even more usable search tool.
>“It was really the two Chrises who put that all together,” said John.
This misadventure was nothing more than an attention grabbing scheme meant to attract business for Amanda's yoga/physical therapy business & the father's gps company.
Also the island is like 20 miles squared. You just set up a grid and go with it shouldn't take more than a week to thoroughly search the entire island.
>She wasn’t running any apps or GPS. All of her privacy settings had been turned off
wut
BPD.
What was the weather? I can get "turned around" in a whiteout or fog but it isn't easy. There are more clues than the sun and stars, like gradient, wind, etc.
If you could find a male moronic enough to get lost on a 3 mile hike in Maui and he just said "Frick it, I'm posting up until somebody saves my stupid ass", the S&R dorks would find him two weeks later with a giant spear and some mango marinated pig roasting on the fire. He'd probably have made some kind of hootch too.
I'd have a comfy bungalow built asap.
The only thing that would be hard for me is the lack of Copenhagen, frick. I'd probably die.
Because it's fantasy to them, that's why they like it in the first place, they might as well just be creepy stories. On SOME level they can understand the stories are true. But they're the selfish "main characters" and protagonists (or so they think), so they all say... "surely this can't happen to me". You hear that phrase all the time in documentaries where the female survivor almost ALWAYS word for word says that. Gives you a good look into women's minds. And explains why women always habitually step on the line and tempt fate. They don't think said hooded homeless Black person will rape her, or ex-husband who's life she ruined will shoot/stab her. How many fake allegations from men to women? The answer is probably close to zero. What about vice versa?
Take this fricking chuddery to /misc/ where it belongs.
by being a femoid and running in circles for 17 days
she probably didn't even look at a map before she went on vacation to that island so she didn't know she's like 10 miles from the shore lol
She lives on the island lol and had been walking in that exact location multiple times before.
> Feel free to day whatever you please in the East of the USA. There's nothing dangerous there.
Brother we have this thing called Mount Washington. I'm not sure if you heard of it. It's one of the most lethal mountains in the world.
We have plenty of cliffs out here, too.
People underestimate the landscape and weather out here in New England. It's considered one of the leading causes of death in the wild out here.
Nice I hope she had a good time. She will probably write a book about it.
Can't wait for the movie starring Florence Pugh in which the girl realizes it's her shitbag boyfriend's fault she has no sense of direction and kills him in a very empowering way
kek
And the white men trying to save her would be the villains somehow, mansplaining to her