how can someone increase their military? just spend more money?

how can someone increase their military? just spend more money?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of arbitrary "physical fitness" standards to expand the available pool of recruits. There's a fuckton of people willing to serve that are denied because they happen to be "fat". Combat these days isnt two fucks hitting each other with spears face to face. You dont need a warrior's body to go to war anymore. The advent of the firearm has made that kind of physique obsolete for soldiers. There's no reason why larger people can't be allowed to serve, all the running and lifting in the world wont save you if a fat guy can drop you from 300 yards out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The tape test needs to go, you can destroy the PFT and still not qualify

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WE NEED MORE SKELES id score a 280 regularly and then be told im too fat and get a counseling statement. like holy shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol fattie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. fatso

            put down the drumstick and have some broccoli instead

            >t. low test and first to literally starve to death

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm. That used to fukt me all the time when I was in 20 years ago

        T. Big stout fucker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who lacks the willpower/disciple to just not be fat (which is a hilariously low hurdle) lacks the willpower to be a soldier, even if it's just a latrine-cleaning POG.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. tape test believer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. fatso

          put down the drumstick and have some broccoli instead

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >eating broccoli

            vegetables are for liberal basedboys. Real men don't eat vegtables

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My hatred for fatties grows each day

        hahahaha get fucked fatass

        >t. fatty

        i hate myself as well friends dont worry

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you eat a twinkie about it fatso

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Small military is ideal. Britain BTFO Germs in WWI despite having a smaller military, this is because they were all professionals.

      Kek

      Stop sending your soldiers to pointless wars for ZOG.

      When a country fight for drugs and oil instead of blood and soil, this is what happens

      yes, being enslaved by the government to fight for garden gnomes is a good thing

      Nice larp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Britain BTFO Germs in WWI despite having a smaller military, this is because they were all professionals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nice larp
        imagine being this delusional. How does it feel having fought against an enemy your government created, then having to come home to place worse than you left it? At least when after your inevitable PTSD induced suicide you'll no longer have to suffer being stuck with a body you broke for nothing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry meps denied you bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        found the garden gnome

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >y-y-you're a garden gnome!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry you arent currently inheriting the earth

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            garden gnomes won't be either

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2 more weeks.
              okay whitey

              lol you think they have reasoned arguments on other gun boards? the gun enthusiast crowd literally consists of the stupidest people in society. i didn't realize this before and it actually not good.

              my mind made my eyes go crossed after like 5 words into your post.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't even care if white people die out. come to think of it, if they do, i wonder how the morons and Hispanics are going to take to you. something tells me it will be slightly different than the cum guzzling boomers who back you currently. future is looking bright, shlomo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don't even care if white people die out.
                yes
                imagine opening yourself up for this trolling so easily.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i mean...if i say i hate america and americans, that probably includes a lot of white people, hey?

                who allowed themselves to lose a country in a single lifetime? white people?

                so yes, fuck them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy rent free. lol lmao rofl and lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >california when boomers were kids
                >california today
                >rent free
                isn't it just noticing reality?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what?? do foreigners just think every american live in california

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i can only assume you're attempting to not get the point. somalis in minnesota. is that one still too complex to get?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >do foreigners just think every american live in california
                yes, or texas, whichever is more convenient for them to make fun of us for

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                onestly both are gays i havent met a texan i like so far. your entire personality is "hey im from texas did you know n texas texans texas and then texas and bigg and texans and texas" turned out to be true.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i only hate texans because they all get high and mighty about their barbecue as if NC bbq isn't just way better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sonny have you heard about texas im texan ill texan you if you texas dont texas and texan

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you heard about those faggy califroniians and those faggy news englands those fucking faggs i swear to god they texas wont texas the texan is better

                say you boys talking about Texas, I'll tell you what Texas is one of the states in the union but we could easily be our own Texas if America could just let Texas go off and be Texas without California or those Oklahomos tell you what

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but then texas

                Naw. I didn't even bother to try to sign up. I saw the military was perpetuating the corona gayry and I turned 180° and moonwalked away from having that ever be a part of my life again

                texans then texas and then best friends for life we will secede and then texas will be its own texas and then fuck them gays

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                would texas still be a shitbox that fucks their citizens over with hurricane relief if they don't suck israel's cock? that was a pretty big tough guy texas move, i have to say.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                texas energy grid flawless
                unironically vote more republicans they wont fuck you over like democrats

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >energy grid flawless
                i did enjoy the share appreciation some of the texas energy companies saw price gouging you morons last winter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                texas republic stronk

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >vote more republicans they wont fuck you over like democrats
                This but unironically

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Listen here boy the only texas thats more texas than texas is god's chosen people tell you what sonny it's our duty to support texas by supporting israel and making sure all the kids die in the school shooting while minimizing church causalities because that's what texas wants for god's chosen people hell yeah brother gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you heard about those faggy califroniians and those faggy news englands those fucking faggs i swear to god they texas wont texas the texan is better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Carolina bbq is just vinegar meat mush

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe in the east. ive only eaten west carolina bbq and i think theyre different

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i legit dont know if youre seething this much as irony or actually insulted Hispanicmoronchinkarab please tell me what country you live in

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wisconsin, i'm the guy attempting to get someone to make the mistake of doing a irl meet up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i believe you

                https://i.imgur.com/sMgNtPD.jpg

                Two easy solutions.

                1: bring back the draft
                2: give citizenship to any 18-35 year old who comes to the US and is willing to enlist

                Problem solved

                too complicated just travel and then fuck and wait 9 months now you too have a foothold in america

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Britain BTFO Germs in WWI despite having a smaller military, this is because they were all professionals.
        No, it was because they had Russia, France and America doing most of the work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, Sergei Pierre Garcia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My hatred for fatties grows each day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha get fucked fatass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how can someone increase their military?
      Probably more "terrorist" attacks and 9/11 to urge people to join the army for a good cause. Sad, but it's the truth.

      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        artist of this comic forgot it was a whole lot of kids fighting in ww2, not big burly men

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >kids fighting in ww2
          as it should have been. about time those freeloaders started pulling their weight

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this meme again

            moron, MPs don’t go in with the first wave, they’re brought in to direct vehicle traffic coming off the beach.

            Also, on the spot executions for cowardice are basically unheard of in Western armies (except in the case of Nazi Germany) and were rare even in the Red Army which had entire NKVD regiments dedicated to stopping retreats by force

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >MP is there to kill people not leaving the boat
            >he's at the front
            >standing next to briefcases
            How many people do you think actually believe this image

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How the fuck would he do that when he is the third guy off the boat??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. fatty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While it’s stupid to say that combat personnel don’t need to be physically fit for the duties, I might actually agree with this statement if you said this shit about non-combat personnel. A 30 pound overweight tubby in a warehouse that’s never going to step foot outside of the 50 states even in wartime doesn’t make a difference.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably not, but still makes us look like the joke we are to everyone else.

        yes, i know, we can be cowards and destroy them from afar so they don't actually realize how garbage our troops are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably bait, but I'll play along anyway. Even with the advent of firearms, drones, and technology, physical fitness will still be a requirement for any military service to some degree because:
      - medical emergencies, firefighting efforts, and going after active shooters all require the people involved not to be lethargic lardasses, particularly because these are time critical emergencies.
      - there is still heavy lifting to be done, even with forklifts, cranes, and drones. Ask someone who's handled stores or ammo on a ship how they had to move the bulk supplies to any compartment. It's done by hand (working party, normally)
      - being fit reduces the amount of resources required to keep fatasses out of medical (sleep tests for sleep apnea, blood pressure problems, diabetes, etc.) and that's gonna be important if you want to maintain the military workforce without having to rotate LT cheeseburger every two weeks for his next visit to doc. This becomes especially true in command locations that are decentralized.

      There's more, but I can't be added to provide reasons all day. The ones I've rattled off the top of my head are significant enough to keep the military going if the physical standards are met.

      tl;dr: put down the pizza, pick up a water bottle, and get on the fucking treadmill you fat fuck.
      >Pic unrelated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get rid of arbitrary "physical fitness" standards to expand the available pool of recruits. There's a fuckton of people willing to serve that are denied because they happen to be "fat". Combat these days isnt two fucks hitting each other with spears face to face. You dont need a warrior's body to go to war anymore. The advent of the firearm has made that kind of physique obsolete for soldiers. There's no reason why larger people can't be allowed to serve, all the running and lifting in the world wont save you if a fat guy can drop you from 300 yards out.

        The real fix is to let in people who are fat and then force them to get in shape with pay. That's what training is meant to do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why should the taxpayer waste more money to get your fat ass in gear when you couldn't even do it yourself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The question was 'how do we increase the amount of people serving'. 71% of youth don't qualify, at least a large proportion of that is due to being fat. ergo, the easiest solution is to make it so those who wouldn't be picked get picked and trained to slim down. It's not like soldiers collect zero pay during training so just tack on an extra 2-3 months of training/fitness. The only other way is stricter social control and regulation over what people eat, but just tossing people into longer training to burn fat is probably cheaper and easier in the long run.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ban corn syrup and most vegetable oils, forcing the use of, get this.

              Animal fat. Lard.

              And tax potato chips.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >To some degree
        Nobody said anything to the contrary, this is an irrelevant novella.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"There's no reason for larger people to be unable to serve"
          Based retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO DAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY 500 POUND BODY IS ACTUALLY A LETHAL TRAINED KILING MACHINE FROM CALL OF DUTY AND FORTNITE
      >WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY STILL HAVE TO RUN AROUND AND JUMP AND CRAWL IN THOSE GAMES I'M JUST GOING TO BE A SNIPER DAD WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE EM

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you had a fat guy who was extremely smart and showed high aptitude to learning new skills and a skinny guy who was mentally average, and who would also be very capable of beating the shit out of the fat guy. Who would you pick to pilot a drone from a building on the other side of the planet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fit guy because he wouldn’t fall asleep behind the stick, and he has the personal responsibility to look after his body. Genius fat people are even more tragic than regular fat people because while they have the juice to be and do whatever they want, they simply don’t. The most untrustworthy kind of person you don’t want making fat decisions with ordnance.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop sending your soldiers to pointless wars for ZOG.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reintroduce the draft lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, being enslaved by the government to fight for garden gnomes is a good thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slave soldiers
      Not even once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The draft would ruin the combat effectiveness of the 29% of your population who can serve, and that's only 14.5% who are men and can actual fight.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop fighting for the garden gnome and stop pushing the fucking vax on retards that are so poor they have to enlist.
    put them on the mexo border with orders to shoot anyone coming north.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell kids the awful truth: that 90% of MOS's involve sitting around and doing nothing for a few years, followed by a lifetime of perks and bennies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >awful truth
      >few years of nothing
      >lifetime gibs
      is this what cognitive dissonance looks like

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it gets worse.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When a country fight for drugs and oil instead of blood and soil, this is what happens

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vatnik

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably skip some pointless eternal wars and also reconsider if intentionally marketing the image where recruits life is portrayed as shitty hazing is a good idea, when there are alternatives that pay better and don't involve generic military garbage

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America has how many millions of people? 331 according to the recent census? I think 3,3 million people is enough for such a powerful country, but I'm not a US official, maybe they need more bodies for their global plans to police the world.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell your best soldiers, working class whites, that you fucking hate them and that you want them dead, their homes looted, and their kids raped
    >explain to them in lurid detail that they'd be used at the earliest opportunity to butcher any disgruntled whites trying to buck the incumbent psychotic and insanely bigoted ruling class
    >outright admit that the american military's core strategic goals all revolve around israel, discharge anyone that points out that's fucking weird
    >"what the fuck why won't they enlist anymore. why line go down?"
    >"maybe we can fix these recruiting failures with more interracial advertisements."
    >"don't these fucking hicks want to fight for their favorite congresspeople?"
    damn it's wild idk op

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao this. Imagine telling your Roman soldiers back in the day they should believe in globohomo agenda and eat/take random witchcraft medicine and promote morons up to general tier that want to make your life an absolute mog.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me bring home all the gear and weapons I'm issued. I'm willing to put up with all the bullshit if it means a free M240B and NODs plus anything I find in the field

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt know how CIF give back anything that touches skin.
      granted ill give ya the SI complaint

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would probably seriously consider signing up if this were true. I want to take home something other than service-related disability at the end of my contract.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck are you fags constantly spamming this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either DoD hopes the PrepHole autist will come up with a solution or Vanya wants to remind the US of its problems, both are equally hilarious, and it would be even funnier if I didn't have the looming water war right around the corner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >looming water war
        Que?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lake Meade/Powell

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The californians have fucked the water management in the southwest, now it is time to reenact Ghengis khan but with californians instead of Arabs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of the usual reasons these threads are made

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people are hilariously disgusting and untrustworthy people. Everything that comes out of their mouths or typed by their fingers is suspect. Why? The one thing, the one thing they have absolute control over they can't take responsibility for and control properly. If you can't be trusted to take care of your own body, what on earth can you be trusted with otherwise?

    "For in everything that men do the body is useful; and in all uses of the body it is of great importance to be in as high a state of physical efficiency as possible. Why, even in the process of thinking, in which the use of the body seems to be reduced to a minimum, it is matter of common knowledge that grave mistakes may often be traced to bad health. And because the body is in a bad condition, loss of memory, depression, discontent, insanity often assail the mind so violently as to drive whatever knowledge it contains clean out of it. But a sound and healthy body is a strong protection to a man, and at least there is no danger then of such a calamity happening to him through physical weakness: on the contrary, it is likely that his sound condition will serve to produce effects the opposite of those that arise from bad condition. And surely a man of sense would submit to anything to obtain the effects that are the opposite of those mentioned in my list.

    Besides, it is shameful to grow old through sheer carelessness before seeing what manner of man you may become by developing your body. But you will never see that, if you are careless; for it does not come of its own accord."

    Socrates admonishing his student Epigenes for being fat in Xenophon's "Memorabilia" 371 BC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you can inherit a well built physique.
      Genetics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine honestly believing this

        You still have to work for it fatty. Genes only determine how far you can go. But every regular person can get fit. If you’re mentally gifted, sitting at home watching marvel movies all day will do nothing for you, and you’ll get nothing out of it. You still have to put in the work. Fat people ALWAYS have an excuse. For their bodies, in the workplace, for social faux-pas, and mental oversights.

        Untrustworthy, the lot of em

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anyone who doesn't think that your physique is a large part genetics is a fucking invalid who has never worked out.

          here is a tip, your insertion points and size potential, that's all genetics, you fucking retarded moron-brained gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Genes determine how far you can go
            >insertion points and size potential

            Thanks for agreeing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for responding which prompted me to read more than just
              >imagine believing this

              i'd say it is still possible for genetics to make adding on size "easier", but hardly relevant to the vast majority of people and shouldn't be used as some sort of excuse.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >grandma and grandpa are fat
            >aunts and uncles are fat
            >some of my siblings are fat
            >me and another sibling maintain skinny bodies because we're active but also like eating
            muh genetics is the excuse of retards

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              buddy, flex your bicep. can you fit fingers between your bicep and your elbow? if you can, that's because of the length of your tendon. you can go curls till the death of the universe, and that tendon will always be that long.

              have you ever seen someone that has visible abs but they aren't symmetrical? how much more ab work do those people have to do in order for them to become symmetrical?

              i'm definitely not talking about people being fat or someone having fancy beginner gains in the weight room.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because I wasn't born with top-tier adonis genetics of symmetrical abs and 'mirin-tier veins from the start that justifies my sixth gallon of coa-cola for the day
                Shut the fuck up fatty this isn't about maintaining bodybuilder strength, it's about basic pt fitness tests. Put down the fork and go for a jog and lift

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                uh, freshman in high school should be able to pass the gay-tier tests they have now. a grown man being unable to pass those tests really should just kill themselves.

                was there someone arguing that they couldn't go leg tucks because of their genetics or is this you trying to avoid the fact that genetics to play into one's maximum potential?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, miscommunication.
                >was there someone arguing that they couldn't go leg tucks because of their genetics
                I was looking at this side of it, yeah. Obviously not everyone is going to have johnny depp or brad pitt face

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              any guesses as to why there aren't many nba players with monster calves? they don't work out?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                u wot mate
                shq has pretty fucking big calves

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hello old gen x gay.

                you do realize that there are exceptions to rules, right? the answer would be since their tendons are so fucking long since they are so fucking tall. it is virtually impossible for the majority of them to grow impressive calves, because so much of the leg is taken up with tendon.

                boy, sure sounds like a lot of big strong alphs in here and not gays looking at pictures of guns all day LMAO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you gave me category of nba players. Hell, even Miami Heat has a bunch of big calf dudes and they ain't even top of the league like shaq

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                calf size is largely genetic, it's incredibly hard(albeit not impossible) to bulk them up by working out since they're naturally amongst your best developed muscles already due to walking

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Biggest bullshit I've read in a long time. I tripled my calf circumference by just biking max speed and force 1 mile 4x a day for three months.
                >To be fair I was a skeletron when I started and was also doing squats with 100lbs on my back in sets of 50.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah bro calf is determined by whether you run on the front of your foot or back of your foot.

                any guesses as to why there aren't many nba players with monster calves? they don't work out?

                Basketball players wear huge brick shoes and can’t properly form their cavs without a proper training regimen because of it.

                Biggest bullshit I've read in a long time. I tripled my calf circumference by just biking max speed and force 1 mile 4x a day for three months.
                >To be fair I was a skeletron when I started and was also doing squats with 100lbs on my back in sets of 50.

                This anon is probably telling the truth because he’s peddling on the forefoot and engaging his calves properly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes eugenics and breeding specifically works so well.
        SMASHED AND SLAMMED

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TOADLINE CRIME BULLY GOTTILINE SENPAI

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the PRO-military posters always the bigger shitposters anymore? Like, I'd genuinely love to see some cogent or reasoned defense of the current state of the US and its military, what you're actually proud of or what you're actually achieving, but instead it's just a solid fucking wall of

    >lol neverserved
    >u r a russian shill
    >gb2 4chan
    >antivaxxer retard
    >ur too pussy to enlist anyway

    I mean in theory you guys are the ones with the burden of trying to convince people to enlist in or at least emotionally support the military, how does being as arrogant and antagonistic as possible forward that goal?

    It's like the entire fucking military-industrial complex took its marketing cues from the Ghostbusters remake and never bothered to look up how that worked out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god damn that is one ugly fuckin moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the crackhead hair doesn't do her any favors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh its PrepHole.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol you think they have reasoned arguments on other gun boards? the gun enthusiast crowd literally consists of the stupidest people in society. i didn't realize this before and it actually not good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how does being as arrogant and antagonistic as possible forward that goal?
      We already tried to explain, years ago. Eventually you run out of steam trying to talking to people who don't understand and don't give a shit about honest discussion. There's no point taking neverserveds seriously anymore.

      It happens to every generation of soldiers. All the way back to WW2, WW1 and earlier.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So instead you shriek meaninglessly into the darkness, making any outside observers have even more negative feelings towards the military since they're probably all assholes like you.

        Truly 4D chess.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, fuck the military. fuck america. fuck americans. the side the supports the military are pieces of shit and don't deserve to have power or influence.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe, neverserved. I had fun and got paid to kill for Uncle Sam. Educating you isn't my job.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao is that supposed to make anyone who isn't a loser jealous?

            i'd be a janny for that. apparently we don't have many people from wisconsin here

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but I was the same way as you... once.
            I had the most excitement of my life
            But losing friends fucking sucks man, and it sucks even fucking more not only because they were ultimately pointless wars where we turned tail and ran, but also because the country (and the military) has gotten drastically fucking worse since I served, it has deteriorated to the point that I'll never recommend military service to the US to a zoomie - and for those who are dead set I'll advise to go 100% to game the system, max out disability, the works.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, fuck the military. fuck america. fuck americans. the side the supports the military are pieces of shit and don't deserve to have power or influence.

          > neverserveds
          keep patting yourselves on the backs, cocksuckers. you willingly signed up to get paid to do it. you did it because you thought it would be beneficial FOR YOU. you deserve no round of applause. go fuck yourselves.

          >starts shitposting threads and cries about the army
          >is mad when soldiers talk shit to them curtly
          lmao weak

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >weak
            like america and our military!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all Armyfags are cunts
              >YEAH WELL I'M FROM THE ARMY AND I'M A MASSIVE CUNT
              >FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NEVERSERVED NEVERSERVED
              >SURE LOOKS LIKE I WON THIS ARGUMENT HUH FAG

              >still seething and sobbing
              lmao, try eating a salad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bud, i'm actually exceptionally lean. like practically stage ready. striations all over. keep projecting though.

                here is a gift for the fat fucks here. if you really can't do it normally, give this a go:

                nutraburn-dot-ws/shop/

                keep the dosage realistic if you don't want to die 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what actually is it? is it just some kind of steroid?
                t. fatmoron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what is dnp
                lmao. that's the drug you hear is dangerous because some younger folks decided to take more than they should and then go to d1 two-a-days and died.

                it is an uncoupler. it works. better than anything else. by far.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is still somehow a reddit sub for it /r/dnp or just random searches on dnp. they have a lot of decent info. this is something you're going to want to read about before taking. it isn't a joke, but safe as long as you keep levels reasonable (you will be too sweaty to really function outside of your house if you take too much. especially now that it is summer).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Recommended to work out under the effects? Or would I just die of heatstroke or something at that point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lifting is fine but you'll be more maintaining what you have rather that adding on much mass. I wouldn't bother with cardio. you'd want to keep the "cycles" pretty short at first. a couple weeks or so. keep protein intake higher than normal. drink a fuck ton of water. buy most of the antioxidants you'll read about people using. keep from ejaculating in females you care about (your loads will be yellow) while on it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bud, i'm actually exceptionally lean. like practically stage ready. striations all over. keep projecting though.
                >no body with timestamp
                >still seething
                lmao
                even if you weren't lying, this projection screams mental instability.

                what actually is it? is it just some kind of steroid?
                t. fatmoron

                it basically dissolves your fat and turns your body into a dyhydrated furnace. It's illegal in bongistan because some slag grilled herself alive by taking too much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm probably a bit mentally unstable after the last couple of years. i don't really care if you think i'm lying or not.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well...maybe i do care a bit. i'm also the guy who has posted his barbells a couple of times. usually people with these bars (do you even know what they are? i'm sure you know, right?) are gigantic fat slobs.

                have a good day.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, is the strawman in your head "everyone who hates the military tried to enlist and was rejected"?

                Holy fucking shit dude, imagine extending this logic anywhere else
                >I don't want to fuck a guy
                >lol cope you just can't get hot guys I'm sucking big dicks 24/7 you jelly bro? yeah u jelly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all Armyfags are cunts
            >YEAH WELL I'M FROM THE ARMY AND I'M A MASSIVE CUNT
            >FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NEVERSERVED NEVERSERVED
            >SURE LOOKS LIKE I WON THIS ARGUMENT HUH FAG

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. Never served
              It's okay son, maybe you'll do something worthwhile with your life some day

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So tell me anon how was the war in afghanistan "worthwhile"?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed it was anon. A grand adventure it was. Many laughs were had. Many tears were shed. Ultimately it was a more human experience than wage slaving. I shouldn't be too hard on you though as it wouldn't have possible without your support

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I’m glad you were able to enjoy your time playing in the sandbox, at my expense. Hope you took a lot of great lessons home with you, including the guide on how a peasant guerilla insurgency can defeat the worlds “most powerful” military.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I get too watch missiles go boom as my day job without playing dress-up so nah im good.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't overshare, israel might send you a bill for all the fun you had on their behalf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > neverserveds
        keep patting yourselves on the backs, cocksuckers. you willingly signed up to get paid to do it. you did it because you thought it would be beneficial FOR YOU. you deserve no round of applause. go fuck yourselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      bruh its PrepHole.

      This place is a cesspool. It wasn't always(it was a shitflinging pit, but at least the average IQ was slightly above room temp instead of below it), but 2016 really fucked this place hard since all the retarded reddit normies fled here when they banned a bunch of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how does being as arrogant and antagonistic as possible forward that goal?
      We already tried to explain, years ago. Eventually you run out of steam trying to talking to people who don't understand and don't give a shit about honest discussion. There's no point taking neverserveds seriously anymore.

      It happens to every generation of soldiers. All the way back to WW2, WW1 and earlier.

      You forgot something. Your coworkers spent decades bitching nonstop about military life. Then around the rise of ISIS it went from kind of funny to being straight up disgusted with the entire military. ISIS rose and trannies became forced. And women?

      Thing is, thats the bitching and complaining thats been present for so long it became background noise. What changed? It became clear that only the worst and most poisonous cunts are being selected for leadership and command. So even women are fed up with trying to join the military, because they had hoped, for decades, that it would be the opposite, and that being a competent female would be rewarded.

      All the rapes and harassment was tolerated, even enjoyed by certain nasty whores, but when it became damned clear that the military structure was intentionally trying to be even worse in its recruitment and promotion than the worst of the private companies?

      Yeah no. Just hell no.

      There are no upsides to serving anymore. None.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets old talking to people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I'm so done arguing with civilians about what the military is like as if I don't live it daily.
      And guess what else. I'm not a god damned recruiter. I don't care if you join or not and it's not my job to make you want it.

      So instead you shriek meaninglessly into the darkness, making any outside observers have even more negative feelings towards the military since they're probably all assholes like you.

      Truly 4D chess.

      My job fundamentally is to hunt human beings. Would you prefer this to have a glossy veneer? If you were about that life you'd simply be here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My job fundamentally is to hunt human beings. Would you prefer this to have a glossy veneer? If you were about that life you'd simply be here.
        lmfao you really typed that shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll have you know I participated in numerous raids on al-abama and am trained in gorilla warfare

          >
          It gets old talking to people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I'm so done arguing with civilians about what the military is like as if I don't live it daily.
          why would you even do that, or want to do that, in the first place? last thing i want to do is have conversations about my job with people who don't work in that field.

          Usually starts with trying to answer questions in earnest. Which I don't mind doing but then I need to wade through everyone who wants to convince me there's trans story hour and I must've just forgotten it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >
        It gets old talking to people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I'm so done arguing with civilians about what the military is like as if I don't live it daily.
        why would you even do that, or want to do that, in the first place? last thing i want to do is have conversations about my job with people who don't work in that field.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you hunt amerians? i would sign up for that. i couldn't care less about going after some sand moron or similar.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well you're esl, so you should join your shithole countries military and hope they start something so you can get clapped by a chud with a drone bomb.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My job fundamentally is to hunt human beings.
        *muffled Linkin Park in the background*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where is the lie? There is only so much you can do to sugar coat it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are government employees and they are on the clock with script in hand

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This won't save you you know. Kek. When our roasties are stronger than the average male of other countries and your technology is firmly planted in 1970 while ours is pushing the new millennia to its brink there's absolutely no hope. Our national guard is your special forces. Let that sink in.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and of that 1% only 7% serve in combat MOS's like 11B while the rest are there to grab welfare and get out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha so true. Know a former air force guy who did computer stuff. Tries to pull the “neverserved just don’t understand”. It’s like “no, i really don’t, i didn’t need to join the military to get my life in order or learn to make my own bed, i was doing that shit in elementary school”.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hahaha so true. Know a former air force guy who did computer stuff. Tries to pull the “neverserved just don’t understand”. It’s like “no, i really don’t, i didn’t need to join the military to get my life in order or learn to make my own bed, i was doing that shit in elementary school”.
        So you know.
        I met truckers (forgot their mos, who cares) that said they had to out of their trucks to clear houses in an ambush.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The amount of spin and gymnastics they pull to trick civilians into thinking they are combat vets is disgusting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what percent of truckers do that then? 50%, 80%, 100% or just a few, like the one you talked to?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hilarious. Like 99% of truckers who did anything off base over in Iraq and Afghanistan were civilian contract employees for Haliburton or Sysco or whatever.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Consolidate the army stop having retarded MOS's like dry cleaners, dog watchers, postal clercks and shit. half the jobs in the army are bullshit entry level jobs either outsource them or get some 20 year old infantry man to do that for a few months before being cycled.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If people don't qualify for the military because they are fat or out of shape you can just throw money at the problem and put them on a program to lose enough weight and get strong enough. Fitness training, diet stuff etc. Just requires throwing money at the problem and not too much since you will just have some soldiers that makes 10$ an hour doing it. My guess is they already do this and offer this idk haven't tried to join up. If you also wanted to you could have a required military class where they just shill joining the military in public highschools.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem isn’t the fatties, since they probably don’t wanna join anyways. The problem is some of the other automatic disqualifications. ADHD when you were a child? Sorry buddy. Some weird birth defect that got solved before your first birthday? Kick rocks. Broke a bone playing a high school sport? We need medical records and possibly a waiver if MEPS finds out.
      Even the other shit makes it hard. I mean for fucks sake, the /meg/ says lying about medical history is GOOD.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have eosinophilic esophagitis. guaranteed means I cant join if I tell them even though it means I just have to take a pill once a day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s funny. While you can’t join with HIV, it’s no longer a disqualification for reenlistment. Which means that the government will pay for someone else’s daily pills, but not yours.
          The rules are so arbitrary and dumb.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High school fitness.

    Better fitness and lower fat = higher test and more natural interest in things like the military.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Healthy school lunches, fitness classes in highschool's, fitness education (how to exercise at the gym most zoomers don't know what a target heart beat is or how to lift weights even if its just on the machines), diet education basically just have dare but for being fat, sugar tax, some other taxes on unhealthy food, and whatever you can imagine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        High school lunches already have the strictest limits and specifications imaginable. That's why they suck so hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literal fascism. I can't even

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >71% of youths don't qualify for military service?
    wut?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too fat, drug addicted or mentally ill to pass basic screening

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wondering if you took out the weight issues, what the number would be. that would basically tell you what percent of young people aren't eligible to be gun owners, no?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Propaganda, good benefits/reasons to serve, and a clear message on what that military is for(protecting way of life, civic duty, etc.).

    So yes, more money. There's no wide-open draft nor is there any 'do your part' nationally-pushed propaganda everywhere, and the budget for the army is a political sore point.(Republicans want less for the troops, more for their private pet jobs programs. Democrats want less overall)
    Safety breeds low effort and short-term focus. Watch China attack hawaii or something 'real' and a war go hot for the US with a real enemy and watch that change.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two easy solutions.

    1: bring back the draft
    2: give citizenship to any 18-35 year old who comes to the US and is willing to enlist

    Problem solved

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3.3 million active military personnel without any risk of being invaded and that's a crisis?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Problems Americans face:
    >double digit inflation
    >cratering economy
    >border invasion
    >skyrocketing crime rates
    >depression, drug abuse, alcohol abuse
    >fentanyl laced street drugs killing over 60k per year
    >massive growth in poverty post pandemic
    >obesity
    >hopelessness among the citizens

    Problems Congress wants to address:
    >J6 show trial
    >gun bans
    >Ukrainian civil war
    >why no one sign up for military?

    No one wants to fight or die for this 3rd world shit hole any more.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Army faces recruiting challenges
    >Fighting for a country that appoints mental defects to positions of power in the FedGov
    Gee, I wonder why nobody wants to join the US branch of the IDF??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the last several ad campaigns have been dogshit
      >without an ongoing war there's no point in joining
      >"but that's not the reason, it must be the garden gnomes and this photo of the Secretary of Health in a larp uniform!"
      Maybe Aktion T4 was on to something.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we have this thread every single day? The same exact thread with the same exact replies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because i wanted to upset another social media thread about 1 bullet hitting one object.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are we on social media now, anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, yes we are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because domestic and foreign intelligence services have a vested interest in stirring shit up, and have thousands of hired shills all over the globe to do the stirring. Which is why we need flags, desperately.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would they need to stir up anti-american sentiment? honestly asking. there's enough to genuinely hate about this country that it seems like wasted money.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's called agitprop, anon. And the chinks, the russians, and the Feds all have different things they want to agitate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the bright side it kills another twitter screenshot thread. Also Zogbots and Neverserveds need a zone to screech at each other over who wasted their life harder. I think its funny, akin to watching bums get into a fist fight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes, because you being the centrist are so above either

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, now get on the grill. All you gays are getting roasted via charcoal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i am a zogbot and a hassevred whatre you going to do about it i have eternal gives

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ask if you have any good stories

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how can someone increase their military?
    By being a country worth fighting for.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped considering the military the moment they mandated the covid vaccine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy sit you got denied because you are badass mccool double fisting machine guns everyday you showed up when you felt like it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Naw. I didn't even bother to try to sign up. I saw the military was perpetuating the corona gayry and I turned 180° and moonwalked away from having that ever be a part of my life again

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Texans finally have a collective meltdown
    Are we witnessing the birth of a new shitposting power not seen since the Australians got internet service?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah i just like fucking over texans i hate them so much its unreal besides armenians.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Texans and Australians are soul siblings, at least that's what the stars tell me

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Pay attention glowies

    You want to fix the recruiting problem then return to fucking reality.
    The only people who give a shit about securing the future of this country has always been and will always be athletic white dudes who are willing to fucking KILL people.

    You want to fix the manning shortfall? Make the military what it used to be, male focused, killing and breaking shit focused. Stop with the moron gay woman pandering and make a military worth joining for the people who want to join the military (young, white, conservative, Christian men)

    Shitlib gay Americans aren’t interested in fighting no matter how much the media tries to gaslight us into believing it, and all you’re doing by pandering to them is turning away the former bulk of your potential fighting force.

    However honestly it’s probably too late because that potential fighting force you should have been trying to recruit is more than likely more interested in killing you rather than joining you so whatever, fuck you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only people who give a shit about securing the future of this country has always been and will always be athletic white dudes who are willing to fucking KILL people.
      their job isn't to kill the people within our borders that need killing though. securing our future doesn't including killing worthless sand morons or whatever the next gayop will be.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This country isn’t worth saving frankly

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont worry you whites will join forces and do a civil war and fix all the problems trust me bro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Not CIA

            He’ll yeah brother 1488 from (rust belt state)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i believe you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post sims gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i do get the sarcasm, but that's exactly the issue. half the people on the "right", if not more than half, want the gay future. winning some elections or slowing the train is not a win and won't fix anything. desantis won't fix anything. trump won't fix anything. boomers are getting awfully close to the end of the line. demographic change goes crazy once they're gone.

            "fixing it" sounds like accepting unacceptable outcomes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              holy fuck go back to 4chan just like antifa and blm you arent going to FIX anything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i'm not saying i'm going to or anyone else is. they aren't. they can't. it is done. hence the fuck america fuck americans spam...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nothing wrong with america

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay gay. please make it to template next week. they're. missing you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if i didnt have 5 threads up alredy id wpost anohter one
                fick you bitch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                move to wisconsin. we should hang out.

                >nothing wrong with america
                literally, 100% serious, i hope your entire family dies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh it already is, im not joking im unmarried same with sister and she wont have kids ^.^
                please make sure you have 15 or 16 more kids because you will definitely hit a home run with one of them.
                also fuck your kids i could care less if they get lost and die in a river

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                starting to feel like there is a disconnect between our replies. it already is what?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im drunk i dont care i can just yell at the toilet and im proud of myslef

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your guns will be voted out of your hands

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i honestly hope they are. fucking laugh my balls off watching all the tough talkers hand them over just like their bitch asses took the vaccine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ah you had me until the last part. we couldve been friends 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i didn't take it. most of them did.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im glad youre smarter than literal medical doctorinos

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i used to post my parking pass (1488 parking number. how neat) in addition to my barbells. do you happen to work with any doctors that testified in front of congress about the vaccines? i did.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >1488 parking number.
                huh you have to post a parking number?
                and lease post your importance of vaxx shit, i got one just because i want to go see family so i had to so fuck you moron calm down

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who wouldn't enjoy that parking pass number that comes here? you know the doctor who i'm talking about now?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol why do you people get so upset when someone shits on the vaccine?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i cant believe how may smart people merged in the last 2 years oly fuck all these college PhDs just leaking out of the wood work

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aw, did you get personally invested?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks ill comply
                not my fault you dont have assault weapons already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If athletic white dudes would just stop turning into women we could get there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. having confusing homosex thoughts
        anon. please dont

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if we aren't going to lure the chink into a trap with juicy boypussy, how do you supposed we overcome their numbers?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mail order brides and desegretate or whatever its called fags marrying we can absorb more of them into our ways

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Post your selfies there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop being so butt hurt some disagrees with you lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the one posting pictures of myself to prove how assblasted I am

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im not going to post a selfie becase youre horny go back to one of the dick rate generals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk I saw a pretty fit girl who was at least 6'2" walk into the recruiters office today.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you get her number for me?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of looking for fresh meat for the grinder. Change the military so you retain those of value.

    The military constantly looses trained and competent members because of the quality of life and pay.

    Start by housing people in private quarters with full features. Getting people off the ships and out of barracks. Then stop holding them at the end of the day for no valid reason. So the commander can tell them the same bullshit they hear everyday.

    Promotion for e5 and e6 needs to be done like SNCO ranks. A board far away looking at a packet. Instead of the song and dance game that is BN promotion boards. MOS competency needs to be tested before being promotable. PT, civilian education, correspondence courses, etc need to be eliminated or pass fail box checks.

    Find a better way to measure body fat. If they score high on the pt test. Then ignore them being fat.

    If they injure themselves. Then do better with physcial rehab. Don't expect the guy who was bed ridden and in casts for months to be a PT hero in weeks or a few months.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you post essays and reddit spacing if you cant explain a point 1 or 2 sentence you dont understand ad subject

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's called paragraphs for different subjects you ESL.

        I understand perfectly. I was in the us army for 9 years. I know why people quit or get booted.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          found the texan

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did somebody say Texas? I tell you what Sandy Cheeks got them cheeks hoo nelly Texas is the best independent republic of Texas because we never forget the Alamo. Tell you what boy I ain't no queer cuz I'm built like a steer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Scuse me texas do texans need texans texas texas ill tell you you texas bigger ims better

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you come from arfcom. be honest.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            excuse me hes huwhyt

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            I've been a PrepHoleommando since you were still getting spanked by your daddy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looses
      i've about had it with you looses morons

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back SOVL. Before the lot of you starting screeching at me about how "MULTISCAM - GOOD, F-35 - GOOD". Just hear me out.

    By SOVL, I am not referring to specific pieces of equipment or camouflage patterns. I am referring to charm. The reason people are so nostalgic for BDUs, M16A2s, PASGT, and M203s is because the US Military back then exuded both an image of uncontested strength and a certain charm that has led people to attach emotional value to the physical representations of that era. The image of invincibility was shattered by American failure in Iraq and Afghanistan and the charm that once made it so appealing has similarly been lost.

    I'll provide an example. The slogan used to go "Be All You Can Be". Until a few years ago it was "Army Strong" and it's "What's Your Warrior?" now. Both of those are objectively terrible slogans. They lack any sense of deeper meaning and are as mindless and well, SOULLESS as any corporate marketing slogan.

    "Be All You Can Be" worked because it went beyond a mere call to enlist. It was a call for you to build your own strength of character by challenging yourself. Even outside of a military context, it rhymes and still retains its emotional appeal. In short, it was SOVL.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck moron
      aint no one reading that wall of text

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      be all you can be was the gayest fucking commercial I've ever seen in my life. Super high pitched voices and little kids telling me to join the army. Army Strong WAS better than that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The marine free climbing a cliff. To then grab a sword and slay a dragon. That's a good recruiting ad

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. tape test is stupid i can do all the physical fitness tests Ez
    2. pay more. the nupoc program offered $5000 a month in school mean while i’m getting $80k a year offered from private companies after grad
    3. they pushed whites out because they wanted diversity so bad. fine they don’t want me

    • 3 weeks ago
      not a himars thread in ukraine

      >they pushed whites out because they wanted diversity so bad.
      holy shit your echo chamber is working so good its good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can't even fucking choose good-looking minorities to use for propaganda can they?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ZAMN!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so if that isn't the case, and they're having trouble getting enough bodies, wouldn't they realize their new marketing isn't working and revert to something that would? military people aren't actually as stupid as people say, right? are they just too stupid to realize their mistake?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Military brass are cut from the same cloth and go to the same colleges as the shaving CEOs who declared "fuck men lol wait why aren't men buying our razors anymore"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don’t understand ESG criteria for raising capital since 2018

            We know. Blame those pushing ESG investing criteria for raising capital.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you mean execute in the most painful and pubic way possible, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're thinking that these people don't realize what they're doing. I don't think that's the case in many of these instances. Do you think the Hollywood gays don't realize that they're torpedoing successful franchise after franchise? I think they know, and they don't care. Nor do the people who hold the power, which sure as fuck isn't retail shareholders.

            If you're a shareholder of any company making odd choices, I'd suggest listening to the quarterly er webcasts. I have positions in a couple oil companies that basically come out and say that they realize strategies they're pursuing aren't the most profitable choices for the company but they have no choice (Whether it be punishment from banks, pressure from the large institutional holders, or whatever. Don't do what BlackRock wants? Your board will be replaced and then you will be replaced, etc).

            I switched to safety razors after that commercial came out. Never going back.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What commercial?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Gillette one. I think that is the shaving one that kicked it off. This was probably 2017 or 2018.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Men_Can_Be
                They seem to have utterly buried it since airing it (who can blame them lol) and it was a bitch to find versions now that aren't commentary or parody but here it is, at the 1:03 mark

                Procter and Gamble reported quarterly losses of eight billion fucking dollars on the Gillette brand after the ad aired

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forward operating bases are now beginning to not serve meat, but "beyond meat" products.
    If I get drafted, Im leading a rebellion against the government.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i feel much better after vomiting bile all over this thread. apologies

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Libshits, fat beaners, and nogs will never willingly join the military, and will only do so because they need money, and the White straight male that did all of the military heavy-lifting for centuries is no longer interested in fighting for a country and government that hates them.

    Sorry, you'll never fix the recruiting problems. They will only get worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went through MEPs not too long ago. Like 90% of the 40 or so people there were first generation immigrants from africa/SA or had green cards. So in fact, morons and beaners actually seem to be the bulk of America's enlisted going forward.
      People were making fun of trannies while waiting for the physical so you're right about libs though.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not us military but I was deemed unfit for service because of my bad vision despite being able to do anything as well as anyone else with my glasses.

    Shit like that makes me seethe when they complain about a lack of recruits

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    many such cases

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just double the pay scale at every rank.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a combination of several things that leads to basically outright refusal for most kids to join and is also leading to a huge retention problem where the military can't keep its soldiers (including myself)

    1. Woke bullshit. Soldiers pay attention when the top brass say things like "I want to understand white rage". It's also very noticeable that they are trying to shove women into every combat unit that exists, even if they aren't qualified. The military's top leadership should be focused in how to make us more lethal and that seems to be on the bottom of their list.

    2. Afghanistan. Most high ranking officers/ncos don't seem to realize how bad for optics the afghan withdrawl was. Not only was it an extremely poorly planned operation, it was an incident that should've gotten a lot of dudes with stars on their chest fired and the only dude that did get fired was a Lt Col that had nothing to do with the operation that called for accountability. That shit made my blood boil. Not to mention that the entire war is considered a loss now. If I'm a kid that doesn't know anything about the military, why would I join an organization that seemingly lost to a bunch of cave dwelling goat herders?

    3. Unironically ZOG. Distrust in the government is the highest its been a long while. The only people that are going to join are people that are trying to get something out of the military (i.e. college). All the patriotic guys that you want to join the military are gonna stay as far away as possible because the government truthfully does not serve the interests of the American people.

    >t. ETSing infantry officer

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >71 percent doesn't qualify
    Please tell me they have ridiculously high requirements

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they are on the money with the chud ads. If the US population is to be replaced, the military who used to protect those values needs to be replaced as well.
    This drop in applicants is probably just a temporary downturn until they find out how to communicate with their new target audience.

    Liberals crave power over others, they dream about abusing random people they see on the street like how PrepHoleoperators dream about someone breaking into their house so that they can legally use their guns. Just look at all the social media moderators, they even do it for free, just for the feeling of power and to be able to "punish" others.
    So yeah, they will flock to the army as soon as the army gets to burst down the doors of random middle class whites on the suHispanicion of bigotry or racism. We're not there yet, but it's only a matter of time until they figure this out.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    step one: make people familiar with the military (aka give them a short, forgiving draft)
    step two: higher wages (not that high but okay by non-academic standards)
    step three: wait as people line up
    this has been the recruitibg strategy the past 20 years in denmark
    ever year the military is required by the government to conscript something like 4000 out of 16000 eligible 18 yr olds and 4000+ people volunteer for conscription every year.
    put simply, make the job seem appealing and it won't look like you're forcing young people off in foreverwars.
    they'll volunteer for them

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