How badly could Belarus fuck this up?

Would they do it if they were ordered? Their soldiers have even less will to fight than the Russians considering how few support it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They will be fricking slaughtered. North of Ukraine is hardest part to invade. Especially by those who know what will await them.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This image should answer any and all questions you have regarding Belarus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who goes to Pornhub to look for mlp porn?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Belarusians

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody. That's why

        >US
        >that low
        I’m surprised

        [...]
        Same
        US and Canada

        the US and Canada are so low. Everybody there knows to use specialized boorus or at the very least sites e621 for their dose of horse pussy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the US and Canada are so low. Everybody there knows to use specialized boorus or at the very least sites e621 for their dose of horse pussy
          The problem with your moronic assessment is that there is no statical rate to prove your point. Do you have a graph with data that shows users from other countries accessing those sites? No? Then it's an unreliable conclusion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >US
      >that low
      I’m surprised

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >US
      >that low
      I’m surprised

      Same
      US and Canada

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is definitely just propaganda, cmon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean zoghub would post propaganda? You don't trust the porn industry?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is definitely just propaganda, cmon.

          Ohh, but it's real, anon.
          https://www.pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-my-little-pony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It seems I might need to book a trip to Belarus once this is all over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm disappointed about my country

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    military people are mindless bots and will do as theyre told

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      State your rank and I might agree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok snack sergeant

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Belarus didn’t invade when they thought Russia would win in two days why would they do it now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're about to default, and make stupid choices, probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more pressure from Russia? The cumrag is drying....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lukashenko wanted to invade along with Russia but most of his generals and officers signed resignation upon hearing about it, that threw a wrench into his plans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And this is why nobody should come to /k/ for facts.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The big problem with the Potato Army is that they will divert Ukranian resources.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My source in Kyiv is saying a Ukraine counter attack is likely in roughly 14 days the brave defenders are gathering their strength (and armored units) to send the ork invaders to hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vodkabot is malfunctioning again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >source: my ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >14 more days

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stop 100 meters away
    >shoot the mines
    >drive through once they are gone
    hohols galaxy brain as always

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>stop 100 meters away
      This is where the fun begins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        >request fire mission on XXX-YYY grid co-ords

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        https://i.imgur.com/1IBwitw.jpg

        I don't think luka will ever give the order, unless he's literally forced to at gunpoint

        kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They wont explode from a shot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mines are a feint. They are just a trigger for the real device (100 meters away).
      Checkmate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      General Vodkapopinski, an honor meeting you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit we have a modern day sun tzu here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      >shoot some mines
      >now you know there are mines, enjoy moving forward
      >get hit by arty since you had to stop
      >get hit by properly buried mine or a off the road shaped charge mine
      I really doubt belarussian morale too...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like in my hekkin video games!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there are officers fighting for Russia in the front lines of Ukraine that think this way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xaxaxa stoopid hohols, we will just shoot Himars xaxaxa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black person you'd better hope Belarussian infantry officers are less blatantly moronic than you, but that's doubtful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stop convoy predictable distance from mines

      This is how Oryx stays in business

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You better hope to god you’re not being watched and have dialed in arty ready to push your shit in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stop 100 meters away
      >precisely at a point that was zeroed in by artillery weeks ago
      >whole convoy gets obliterated
      Amazing tactic your Monkines. VDV are smiling on your from the skies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why stop?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of kneeling during anthems
        Russia is trying to trade Brittney Griner for Viktor Bout
        I wonder if Viktor’s experience with weapons logistics would even help Russia’s war effort in any way?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would we want a female basketball player?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because she's woke and black?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Viktor Bout
          This dude hasn't been in the loop for 20 years. What can he bring to the table at this point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Russians don't have any demining equipment, russians ARE the demining equipment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >clearing mines is impossible
      amazing oinkrainian genius on display here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have fun having your whole convoy get reduced to atoms when they have to stop right where the Ukranian artillery is zeroed in on to move some road donuts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stupid question but how long does an artillery round take to travel 20-40km? If they stop, someone spots them, and the gun fires immediately, are they fricked right away?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its less time then it would take to remove the mines probably

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well, it goes up quite a bit and muzzle velocity isn't 1km/s so on average, call it 500m/s downrange. 40km is a minute 20 second shot to impact time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >40km convoy 2: electric boogaloo
      God yes, those new Bayraktars will see some action

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that you, Abu Hajaar?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this post and replies

      That's why I love you, /k/tards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why stop? Just hear the beep and just walk around them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lukashenko is desperately dialing your phone number plz rspond

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is why your friends are getting cooked in 72s lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pour gravel and hide mines
      >or just pour gravel to waste the enemy's time
      >might as well ambush anyone who goes examine the gravel
      >whether it's mined or not, you will never know, as when you stopped the artillery started to dial in and you will soon have several 155 mm problems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, just call arty in on the mines then blitzkrieg thru

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no point for belarus to actually invade when they can sit around and let the miniscule but still technically possible threat of invasion do like 90% of the work when it comes to fixing Ukrainian forces in place, and that would be if Lukashenko wasn't at the helm and practically waiting for Russia to pull itself into a nosedive while pretending to play nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't the ukies just remove forces from there and bait Belarus into invading just to crush them after and destroy this country once and for all?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a lot easier to play along than it is to call the bluff. No matter how well you think Ukraine could handle it if they had to, it takes a lot less manpower to have a bunch of people on the border waiting for someone to frick around and find out than it does to fight a whole other front.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be Lukashenko
      >diagnosed psychopath
      >almost took over Russia once before
      >see Russia weaker than its every been since the collapse of the Union
      >think "why not try again"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >luka calls up the troops
        >its not Ukraine he's after

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lukashenko has Putin assassinated, immediately invades Russia "to restore order in the Union State"

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just fricking walk over the mines, not hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or slide them out of the way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >stop convoy
        >get out to move mines
        >ukie artillery has been pointing right at that spot for weeks
        >become part of ukrainian soil

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would Ukraine even bother with mines if they can dedicate artillery to defending that exact spot?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >why would ukraine use artillery more effectivly
            gee i wonder why

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because without mines they wouldn't stop?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Over/Under on the Belarusian military overthrowing their leaders and forcefully annexing themselves into Ukraine?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Belarussians invading is an infowar feint.
    1. Lukashitko needs the armed forces to keep him in power. It's like 80% of the urban population would like to see him hang.
    2. putin still believes that Baltics and Poland are next to demilitarize, and b*larussians have long been bred for the moronic role of a Baltics/Poland counterforce.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think luka will ever give the order, unless he's literally forced to at gunpoint

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    half of the population is already mutinying so I doubt it
    someone would chop his head off in a few days instead

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way Belarus can achieve anything in Ukraine. But they could take Smolensk and possibly Bryansk with minimal fighting.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lukashenko is very unpopular, it would be suicide. We already know that Belarusian partisans made quite a big impact on Russian logistics during the first phase of the war. This would result in a goddamn uprising.
    Luka would never do it though, he's a survivor. He's only with Putin because he helps him stay in power, and even then he often went against him.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of /k/ope in this thread, but you won't be laughing when every Belarussian solider takes the light step perk and simply walks over the mines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based tbh, convoys are gay, we should bring back whole army foot marches

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mine field
        >walk around it
        >artilerry
        >zig zag run dodge the shells
        >airforce overhead
        >lie down so they cant see you
        >tanks
        >crawl under them
        unironically HOW do you stop this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I move the cities slightly further away everyday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those are not antipersonnel mines...

      and removing them will give defenders 5 minutes of extra time to mobilize at teams before tanks roll in...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What are anti tampering devices for 500, alex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not resistant to being blasted by a tank from up the road is what they are

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So what's the road damage like when a row of these mines go off? I imagine a tracked vehicle wouldn't care, but what about a cargo truck?

  17. 2 years ago
    Based Charlie Magne Poster

    Ukraine needs to mine the border with Russia after this war is over.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t belarus preparing to uhhh… attack poland? Rather ambitious to do that AND hoholstan at once

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you start both wars at the same time it stops the allies guaranteeing them after you raise world tension. Then you just hold the front line and capitulate them one at a time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate the HoI joke but Poland is already in the Allies

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why not use concrete boulders and mine the ditches instead?

    t. regards a finnish ranger-man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough burnable witches around to dig ditches

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Would they do it if they were ordered?
    Luka won't give the order, so it's a moot point.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Malicious compliance

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shame Luka won’t go full big brained and attack Russia
    >get all those sweet western buckeroos
    >international acclaim and prestige
    >can now safely retire and spend the rest of your life on the Riveria instead of being overthrown and executed
    Shame it won’t happen though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He would want Russian forces to be further depleted by Ukraine first if he's smart.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Belarus won't do shit. Maybe provice armor for Russia but no troops. Luka knows he will get couped if he loses his army.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t for the conflict to settle down and read the news in 10 years about children playing in fields getting blown up by old mines that never got disarmed

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't their citizens fighting for Ukraine in private volunteer groups? Russians have somehow managed to alienate them with their antics in spite of them in essence being Slav Canada.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Russian airforce takes off and lands there, also their monkey cruise missles are launched from there, so they clearly are belligerent/a combattant country.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Polonez[1] is a Belarusian 300 mm rocket artillery system of a launcher unit comprising 8 rockets packaged in two four-rocket pods mounted on a MZKT-7930 vehicle.[2] In 2018, it was exported to Azerbaijan.[3][4] The system was designed by the Belarusian Plant of Precision Electromechanics in cooperation with a foreign country, probably China. The first combat missile launches were carried out in China.[5] The 77th Separate Rocket Artillery Battalion of the 336th Rocket Artillery Brigade of the Belarusian Ground Forces is equipped with it.[6] An upgraded version called Polonez-M passed all trials and has been accepted into service by the Belarusian Ground Forces as of May 2019. Polonez-M has an increased range of 290 km (186.4 mi), a higher share of domestic components and can fire the improved A-300 missile.[7][8][9]
    They literally have a HIMARS killer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonez_(multiple_rocket_launcher)
    Which has already been used in the Nagorno-Karabakh war by Azerbaijan to attack Armenian infrastructure and supply depots: https://youtu.be/rYllgbYGefw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how exactly is this HIMARS killer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it uses Chinese GMLRS with a range of 290km vs 80km of HIMARS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >range of 290km
          *CEP of 290km

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The Polonez-M is mounted on a modernised MZKT-7930-3013 8x8 heavy chassis, which is equipped with a new gearbox and life support system, and has heavier payload capacity.
            >The vehicle typically carries eight canistered A300 missiles, which have a range of between 120 km and 290 km with a circular error probable (CEP) not exceeding 30 m. However, it is also capable of firing the earlier A200 munition, the firing range of which lies between 50 km and 200 km. Accordingly, the Polonez-M can simultaneously engage up to eight targets in a 20 km x 20 km area.
            https://www.janes.com/defence-news/news-detail/belarus-unveils-upgraded-polonez-m-mrl-system

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Belarus, I hope we can see them in action soon in Ukraine

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unless Russia has a few divisions hidden up in Belarus and no one knows about them, they would not invade.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they start this shit, they've already fricked up. If there's nothing left to defend Belarus, Russia will annex them instead.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the leader their super unpopular?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They literally tried to depose him two years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020%E2%80%932021_Belarusian_protests

      The illegal Minsk regime will not stay in power too long, the people of Belarus are waiting for the right moment to depose of the psychopath dictator and his mentally challenged son.

      There is even a chance that it will become a friend of the west, much like Ukraine after they took out the diseased rat Janukovich who was placed there by Russia to undermine Ukraine's development.

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