>*starts anunaki wrestling alien, goes babylonian >rips my fricking pants off, and starts sucking my wiener >bites down, i lose wrestle fight with ays bit my dick >tannerite with propagation seeds spread throughout, *blows up >years later, garden appears as a reminder. >on how gay you are
I'm a 26D chess ass-jutsu master. The ass is in the ass, and when the ayy's wiener enters my bussy, my iron sphincter will tighten and he will be trapped, then everyone will know everything.
>mfw Earth's powerbottoms spread Monkeypox to the ayys, wiping them out and leaving the depopulated galaxy to humans alone
the whole "pride" push makes sense now
>master'ed the dark tunnel technique >when the ayy thinks he's gonna frick your ass butt, instead you enter his entire ass >by the time the ay is wondering where you went, 4 seconds will have elapse. >you'll exit the ayy's mouth or other face orifice by the 4th second
aliens have no chance in ass to ass combat
> Live in a chinese neighbourhood > call the bugpeople around with yells and promises of free gutter oil > wait 0,3 seconds > see them snacking on that ayy's head like its the prime rib of a wuhan pangolin > profit?? > embrace the final days of mankind as we descent into a hell of Covid-2023 ayy's edition
How effective would a donkey mounted panzerfaust be? What was the purpose of this? I thought they were more in line with CQB weapons with a whopping range of 30m. I imagine if we had better footage of the streets of Stalingrad or Berlin we’d see panzerfaust being used in long hallways and to clear rooms just like in Ukraine with rpgs etc.
dunno but the US used mules and horses to carry Recoilless Rifles, though they never fired them while on the horses, just used them to carry the guns and ammo.
Maybe, while this photo looks like a joke, that's what they were actually using the donkey for, carrying panzerfausts around so the guys had more. But then again, they have that big apparatus, and what looks like an antenna; maybe it's a remote firing station (not heard of to me but possible, radio-controlled explosives existed in the 30s) and the donkey is only meant to carry to the position, then be unhooked and lead away to where the infantry will hide, monitoring until something is in shot, then remotely fire.
These LARPs fall apart whenever they mention fricking Russia being capable of doing anything. It's always USA, Russia and China. Russia isn't even in the Top 5 wealthiest countries in the world. They're saying Japan, Germany, UK and France are completely clueless about this and only the based Chinks and Vatniks can do this?
I hate these LARPs. >dude I have cancer haha but you just have to believe me about what I am saying >Then goes 'w-w-well I lost access to proof 2 years ago!'
These LARPs fall apart whenever they mention fricking Russia being capable of doing anything. It's always USA, Russia and China. Russia isn't even in the Top 5 wealthiest countries in the world. They're saying Japan, Germany, UK and France are completely clueless about this and only the based Chinks and Vatniks can do this?
I hate these LARPs. >dude I have cancer haha but you just have to believe me about what I am saying >Then goes 'w-w-well I lost access to proof 2 years ago!'
And the idea that these super advanced aliens are moronic and crash all the time for some reason, enough for anon to have full time employment analyzing the wrecks
And that the supposed giant construction ship is visible to military satellites but somehow nobody else has noticed it
If you’re the owner of the Stardust Ranch? Use a katana. This dude is like the Patron Saint of Schizoids on /k/ >Buy Ranch in Arizona >former owners hired some guy “to keep the monsters away” >laugh it off until aliens start fricking with your shit >get an AK and double tape the mags together >while your wife is being abducted you fire wildly at the UFO and somehow get it to frick off >aliens change tactics >start sending in solo infiltrators >you and your brother start needing to use random fricking objects to fight aliens >teach yourself Kenjutsu and buy a fricking katana to decapitate aliens with >kill at least two that way >blast another with a .357 magnum >mag dump another with your AK >kill at least three more with your bare hands >greys teleport matter of bodies away so no physical proof
It’s so fricking stupid I can’t help but love it.
I looked this up based on your post and listened to 2.5 hours of a podcast that told the story. Unlikely to be true but an entertaining story nonetheless.
Tell him that Crescent is going to be pissed if he hurts me in any way and he probably doesn't want to get on her bad side. Make a painting of the stupid face he makes as he backs the frick off.
i would roundhouse kick that little motherfricker in the side of its big round head, i would do it with my steeltoe workboots
i bet it would leave a huge dent and the thing would have a seizure and die
This Sectoid appears to be standing in the open with no cover, so I fire my weapon at him. Since he's in the open I have a 89% chance to hi- >Missed!
FRICK
>sectoid scrambles into the dark, then a shot hits your leg, wounding you >then, out of the dark from a completely different direction, a plasma grenade lands at your feet
"nothin personell kiddo"
If the stories are true these homies can control you with their minds so any weapon would be useless if you're being forcibly turned limp at the sight of one of the ayys. Maybe you can get these little homies with booby traps though,
If it's not hostile try and greet it in German since what you see standing in front of you is likely the last of what remains of nazi germany, now malformed due to the otherworldly environment they escaped and lived in ever since. Who else would choose to come to this cursed rock out of ALL the others to study and observe it instead of fricking nuking it after learning what its inhabitants are like.
Theyre after your genes, they collect your DNA to rebuild their true aryan genes. That's why theres so many sightings of them in the US, since its remaining white population gene pool is the least polluted.
There is actually an UFO case in Spain where two greys were shot with a CETME and the bullets didn't even hit then.
They have the technology to negate physical weapons. Or they just trick our aim with their mental powers.
Delayed fuze explosives aimed under it. The shield cannot protect underneath, since the alien is visibly walking. Even if the shield does protect underneath because magic, the alien is going to fall when the ground under it becomes a crater.
>finish packing my lip with dip >shoot it non-fatally with 12g rock salt shell from paps double barrel > grab disabled aye and tie it down >make it telepathically "SQUEEELLL LIKE A PIG!" >release the alien >it is eventually rescued by its crew >reports back to its planet and recounts the horrific event >alien species is too horrified to ever visit earth again
Cup of water
Sick dog on him
sneeze on him
Out of all "alien" encounters" I heard from people guns (despite being mechanical and not electric) not working several things seem consistent people still have their senses and the most part can move, I have yet to see an encounter where they stated dogs stopped barking, birds couldn't fly away etc. whatever weird shit they have doesn't seem to completely work on our physiology other than leaving weird marks and making people sleepy or forgetful.
Having water nearby especially a bottle or open cup you drank from could be a death sentence for them no "vacuum shield" will protect them from the very air they need to breathe like us.
ill suck my own penis
P90
But. What if as you reach for your weapons you realize there is nothing there but a small neatly folded note.
And when with trembling hands if some curiosity you unfold it you see written on it:
"prepare your anus Earthling"
i'd prepare my anus. even if i fail in whatever i attempt next, at least my anus will be prepared.
Jokes on them I love a good ass-pounding. I look forward to a slimey ayyyee wiener slipping into me
>*starts anunaki wrestling alien, goes babylonian
>rips my fricking pants off, and starts sucking my wiener
>bites down, i lose wrestle fight with ays bit my dick
>tannerite with propagation seeds spread throughout, *blows up
>years later, garden appears as a reminder.
>on how gay you are
wut
I'm a 26D chess ass-jutsu master. The ass is in the ass, and when the ayy's wiener enters my bussy, my iron sphincter will tighten and he will be trapped, then everyone will know everything.
>mfw Earth's powerbottoms spread Monkeypox to the ayys, wiping them out and leaving the depopulated galaxy to humans alone
the whole "pride" push makes sense now
>master'ed the dark tunnel technique
>when the ayy thinks he's gonna frick your ass butt, instead you enter his entire ass
>by the time the ay is wondering where you went, 4 seconds will have elapse.
>you'll exit the ayy's mouth or other face orifice by the 4th second
aliens have no chance in ass to ass combat
clench the ass and raise the eyebrow
>"prepare your anus Earthling"
if the aliens are actually femdom tentacle monsters then im fine
With a Glock like everybody else.
with my peenus weenus of course
Shoot him with a 1911
>two world wars and one space war
Give it the ol' brown finger. Assert dominance by ass probing first.
a bit presumptuous to assume the little dude is hostile, he's just chilling out naked, probably on his vacation seeing the wildlife on earth
Shut the frick up genestealer
> Live in a chinese neighbourhood
> call the bugpeople around with yells and promises of free gutter oil
> wait 0,3 seconds
> see them snacking on that ayy's head like its the prime rib of a wuhan pangolin
> profit??
> embrace the final days of mankind as we descent into a hell of Covid-2023 ayy's edition
How effective would a donkey mounted panzerfaust be? What was the purpose of this? I thought they were more in line with CQB weapons with a whopping range of 30m. I imagine if we had better footage of the streets of Stalingrad or Berlin we’d see panzerfaust being used in long hallways and to clear rooms just like in Ukraine with rpgs etc.
dunno but the US used mules and horses to carry Recoilless Rifles, though they never fired them while on the horses, just used them to carry the guns and ammo.
Maybe, while this photo looks like a joke, that's what they were actually using the donkey for, carrying panzerfausts around so the guys had more. But then again, they have that big apparatus, and what looks like an antenna; maybe it's a remote firing station (not heard of to me but possible, radio-controlled explosives existed in the 30s) and the donkey is only meant to carry to the position, then be unhooked and lead away to where the infantry will hide, monitoring until something is in shot, then remotely fire.
It was done as a one time joke abd was never real. Anything you hear about the secret Calvary wars of 44 aren't true, do not investigate further.
that's my purse, i don't know you
You bow down to your ETI overlords.
blaster launcher and psi-amp
https://imgur.com/a/NXjWQaN
this answers your question in detail.
These LARPs fall apart whenever they mention fricking Russia being capable of doing anything. It's always USA, Russia and China. Russia isn't even in the Top 5 wealthiest countries in the world. They're saying Japan, Germany, UK and France are completely clueless about this and only the based Chinks and Vatniks can do this?
I hate these LARPs.
>dude I have cancer haha but you just have to believe me about what I am saying
>Then goes 'w-w-well I lost access to proof 2 years ago!'
And the idea that these super advanced aliens are moronic and crash all the time for some reason, enough for anon to have full time employment analyzing the wrecks
And that the supposed giant construction ship is visible to military satellites but somehow nobody else has noticed it
With my fists and hope it’s an engineer. “Tell me your scientific secrets alien if you ever want to see your world again.”
Suck his dick. That'll learn him
starts playing
fix bayonets and charge, glory for the first man to die!
>is that glass bulletproof?
>NO SIR!
Hey, it's Animal Mother. I liked him in Gamergate.
If you’re the owner of the Stardust Ranch? Use a katana. This dude is like the Patron Saint of Schizoids on /k/
>Buy Ranch in Arizona
>former owners hired some guy “to keep the monsters away”
>laugh it off until aliens start fricking with your shit
>get an AK and double tape the mags together
>while your wife is being abducted you fire wildly at the UFO and somehow get it to frick off
>aliens change tactics
>start sending in solo infiltrators
>you and your brother start needing to use random fricking objects to fight aliens
>teach yourself Kenjutsu and buy a fricking katana to decapitate aliens with
>kill at least two that way
>blast another with a .357 magnum
>mag dump another with your AK
>kill at least three more with your bare hands
>greys teleport matter of bodies away so no physical proof
It’s so fricking stupid I can’t help but love it.
I looked this up based on your post and listened to 2.5 hours of a podcast that told the story. Unlikely to be true but an entertaining story nonetheless.
Which podcast?
Here’s part one: https://youtu.be/_B7eNPsiM4U
*chuckles softly*
You really think your advanced alien weaponry can harm me?
Tell him that Crescent is going to be pissed if he hurts me in any way and he probably doesn't want to get on her bad side. Make a painting of the stupid face he makes as he backs the frick off.
i would roundhouse kick that little motherfricker in the side of its big round head, i would do it with my steeltoe workboots
i bet it would leave a huge dent and the thing would have a seizure and die
Chastity belt.
Let's see how he sucks me off now!
12 gauge slugs
dont waste on center mass go for a-zone hits only
With my maniacal urge to rape xeno cheeks.
>Lust provoking image
This Sectoid appears to be standing in the open with no cover, so I fire my weapon at him. Since he's in the open I have a 89% chance to hi-
>Missed!
FRICK
>sectoid scrambles into the dark, then a shot hits your leg, wounding you
>then, out of the dark from a completely different direction, a plasma grenade lands at your feet
"nothin personell kiddo"
Challenge them to a dance contest.
12 gauge outta do it.
*spits tobacco*
I start blasting some Slim Whitman.
If the stories are true these homies can control you with their minds so any weapon would be useless if you're being forcibly turned limp at the sight of one of the ayys. Maybe you can get these little homies with booby traps though,
Yes. 12 gauge booby traps.
*spits tobacco*
Auto fire from the whole squad should drop that but if that doesn't work, a HE round from a heavy cannon should finish the bastard b***h.
He's conveniently five steps out of range. Next turn, he'll walk those five steps, mind blast one of you, and step back. Have fun, Rookie.
308
Schizo talk below
If it's not hostile try and greet it in German since what you see standing in front of you is likely the last of what remains of nazi germany, now malformed due to the otherworldly environment they escaped and lived in ever since. Who else would choose to come to this cursed rock out of ALL the others to study and observe it instead of fricking nuking it after learning what its inhabitants are like.
Theyre after your genes, they collect your DNA to rebuild their true aryan genes. That's why theres so many sightings of them in the US, since its remaining white population gene pool is the least polluted.
>greet it in German
So render a "Seig Heil" and a Roman salute?
There is actually an UFO case in Spain where two greys were shot with a CETME and the bullets didn't even hit then.
They have the technology to negate physical weapons. Or they just trick our aim with their mental powers.
they could also be tricking us into thinking they don't have an effect in order to buy time.
Is that Ayy?
That Nebula has been on my mind since the 90s.
Grab my dog.
green tips
Simple as
>shoot alien
>vacuum shield absorbs the bullet
what now apes?
Delayed fuze explosives aimed under it. The shield cannot protect underneath, since the alien is visibly walking. Even if the shield does protect underneath because magic, the alien is going to fall when the ground under it becomes a crater.
>finish packing my lip with dip
>shoot it non-fatally with 12g rock salt shell from paps double barrel
> grab disabled aye and tie it down
>make it telepathically "SQUEEELLL LIKE A PIG!"
>release the alien
>it is eventually rescued by its crew
>reports back to its planet and recounts the horrific event
>alien species is too horrified to ever visit earth again
Youre welcome
The alien is skinny and unarmed also probably short, I'm big and fat so I will easily snap that living twig
Just pass him the boof.
Cup of water
Sick dog on him
sneeze on him
Out of all "alien" encounters" I heard from people guns (despite being mechanical and not electric) not working several things seem consistent people still have their senses and the most part can move, I have yet to see an encounter where they stated dogs stopped barking, birds couldn't fly away etc. whatever weird shit they have doesn't seem to completely work on our physiology other than leaving weird marks and making people sleepy or forgetful.
Having water nearby especially a bottle or open cup you drank from could be a death sentence for them no "vacuum shield" will protect them from the very air they need to breathe like us.
failing all that, nerve gas
anal exercises for months before meeting him, so it won't hurt as much
Reaction fire
>lanky, big headed manlet
Fly into a primal panic-rage and beat it to death like a deranged caveman while screaming incoherently