>Away doing work at a festival event, gone for 2 weeks
>Wife texts that the toilet is broken
>Says it's making a lot of noise and won't flush
>Tell her to get the puke/popcorn bowl and fill it in the sink then dump it into the bowl
>She dumps it into the tank and says it's not working
>Tell her to dump it *IN THE BOWL*
>She says its not working
>I ask if she's filling the bowl all the way.
>Ask her to get her dad to fix it
>Come home 2 weeks later and the toilet is still broken
> The fill valve is broken. Water isn't flowing at all.
>On top of this, the rod on the flush lever is metal and was so rusted it snapped off
>Get a new fill valve and lever and install it
>Toilet fills up.
>Then drains, then refills, then drains, etc.
>Realize where the noise was coming from
>Hold the flapper down and realize it's not forming a seal
>Go to the store for a flapper
>Universal flapper is the wrong size, falls right through the hole
>Go back to the store 5 minutes later
>Get the "extra large" flapper
>Replaced every part of the toilet in one day.
>Toilet is finally fixed.
What stupid bullshit have you had to put up with lately?