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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The harpoon malfunctioned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom's ovaries malfunctioned.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they were fake missiles
    monkey models actually

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's zero Russian users on /k/ moron.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all hits clearly above water
    >wow it didn't sink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moskva was hit above the water too, but just by two missiles, and sank with half of its crew.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shitty mass production American destroyer takes 3 top of the line anti ship missiles
    >Takes another 3 anti armor missiles
    >Has a 2000lb bomb dropped on it
    >Lives
    >Moskva takes one shit anti ship missile
    >Fricking splits in half
    Are all American ships this hard to kill?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Compartmentalization is no meme, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder that if we are ever actually psuhed we're going to reactivate hulls thatay be literally impossible to penetrate with currently available antiship weapons. Yes even the nukes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The lessons of damage control were learned the hard way and not forgotten.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tell me youve never heard of uss nevada without telling me youve never heard of uss nevada
      super tl;dr battleship built in 1911-1914 survived ww2 and 2(two) yes 2(two) nuclear bomb tests being used as a throw away bubble bath duck toy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget we had to shell the damn thing and hit with aircraft before it went under...and after we painted it road cone orange.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aaaaackshuweully....in the spirit of journalistic integrity....the russkie flagship took //two// hits to fold like used tissue paper.
      Not impressive armor plating, but still.

      Still, it is hilarious to remind the vatniks that it did take //only// two to kill their flagship.
      The vatniks refuse to even acknowledge it even happened.
      That why I like to post photos of the burning hull of the Moskva and tell //them// to fricking dilate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >to kill their flagship
        Black Sea flagship* not the general flagship.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not the general flagship.
          What's their flagship? Admiral fricking Kuznetsov?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially, yes.

      in 1988, The frigate Samuel B. Roberts struck an Iranian mine that blew a hole in its hull, knocked its two turbines off their mounts, and literally broke the keel of the ship. The crew rigged metal cables through the ship like some kind of insane metallic spaghetti monster to hold the two halves of the ship together and managed to get her under way, with a broken back, on maneuvering thrusters to escape the minefield. She was later repaired and returned to service.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One mine did that much damage?
        I don't really think it's something to brag about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you realize how powerful naval mines are. They carry more explosives than a torpedo and by their very nature detonate at the perfect location to do maximum underwater damage to the unfortunate ship that triggers them.

          Sammy B was also a Perry class frigate, which is substantially smaller than your typical modern destroyer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Iranian naval mines are not harpoon missiles

            And on the mine part, you're confusing WW2 era mines with modern naval mines. Most naval mines since then have a mass between 80 to 200kg. The biggest current mines are quickstrikes converted from 2000lb Mark 80s, which have 500kg payloads.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And you are confusing Iran's modern Russian designed mines with the ones they had deployed in 1988.

              Specifically, the one that Sammy B ran into was a russian contact mine model 1908, production of which ceased in 1960.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/WNmREWz.jpg

          I don't think you realize how powerful naval mines are. They carry more explosives than a torpedo and by their very nature detonate at the perfect location to do maximum underwater damage to the unfortunate ship that triggers them.

          Sammy B was also a Perry class frigate, which is substantially smaller than your typical modern destroyer.

          Mines aren't no fricking joke. They literally sank battleships.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Audacious_(1912)
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Ships_sunk_by_mines

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Compartmentalization is no meme, anon

      Friendly reminder that if we are ever actually psuhed we're going to reactivate hulls thatay be literally impossible to penetrate with currently available antiship weapons. Yes even the nukes.

      The lessons of damage control were learned the hard way and not forgotten.

      https://i.imgur.com/EzmubKm.jpg

      tell me youve never heard of uss nevada without telling me youve never heard of uss nevada
      super tl;dr battleship built in 1911-1914 survived ww2 and 2(two) yes 2(two) nuclear bomb tests being used as a throw away bubble bath duck toy.

      https://i.imgur.com/aOTccF5.jpg

      Essentially, yes.

      in 1988, The frigate Samuel B. Roberts struck an Iranian mine that blew a hole in its hull, knocked its two turbines off their mounts, and literally broke the keel of the ship. The crew rigged metal cables through the ship like some kind of insane metallic spaghetti monster to hold the two halves of the ship together and managed to get her under way, with a broken back, on maneuvering thrusters to escape the minefield. She was later repaired and returned to service.

      >implying its because American ships are stronk and not because American anti ship missiles are dogshit
      You know the largest ship ever sank with a Harpoon? A one thousand ton Iranian frigate. And guess how it was sunk? It took
      >two harpoons
      >two agm 123 air lunched anti ship missiles
      >two rockeye bombs

      In fact its so dogshit that when the Iranians fired a pair of harpoons at a US ship, it was easily lured away by chaff. In comparison, a single Exocet missile bypassed the HMS Sheffield's radar and sea dart missiles, struck it and inflicted so much damage it sunk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Iranian naval mines are not harpoon missiles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And a pair of Exocets failed to sink USS Stark. It's not a simple DPS vs. HP model.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a single Exocet with no warhead detonation can sink HMS Sheffield but two exocets with warhead detonations can't sink USS Stark, are exocets shit or American ships strong?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >two
          One failed to detonate in the Stark. The other exploded in the crew quarters, which thanks to the fat crew absorbing most of the blast, caused miminal damage to the grease fryer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of how Japanese ships had inferior fire suppression systems and untrained crews and they’d be destroyed really easy when they caught fire.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Target ships used during RIMPAC don't have live ammo inside that could be detonated. They're essentially just empty shells for target practice and nothing more.
      Imagine hitting a target T-72 (empty shell with no ammo) with ATGMs and claim that the flying turret is a meme because the target T-72 didn't blow up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are all American ships this hard to kill?
      You are now aware that they just fired on that ship. No crew. No leak fighting. No countermeasures, not even maneuvering
      Now imagine how that would work out in a real battle situation:
      >Ship doesn't stand still or goes in straight, predictable lines
      >From ECM to CIWS there will be tons of all sorts of counter measures
      >If hit, there will be automated firefighting, shutting off compartments, counterflooding plus very well trained fire- and leak fighting parties

      Sure, modern naval vessels might have no real armor anymore. But they are incredibly hard to sink

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But you don't use those destroyers anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      expensive to maintain, annoying to staff, and no need for them in that role anymore since we just bomb the everloving fricking out of things from afar anymore.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these moronic replies

    It's a metal husk you idiots. Nothing to ignite or explode inside. It is done like this on purpose to have more use out of the thing, plus environmental factors. Jesus Christ, the influx of butthurt Eastern Euros has dropped the IQ level even more than the tranime gays with their constant 'forces from a dimension blah blah' threads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont you have a cigarette break to be going on ivan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The USS Cole was struck with a 500kg shaped charge and Cole is 8000 tons, while Moskva was struck with two 150 kg warheads and is almost 11,400 tons. Both were fully armed warships.

      American ships are just better designed and built. When you show ANY American sailor the footage of the internal spaces of Moskva before the war, and they'll die of cringe because of the lack of safety features that Americans take for granted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no proofs moskva was ever sunk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, RUSSIAN sailors have been on shit like telegram for years saying how their ships are deathtraps and every other surface is something that can catestrophically explode.

        The year is 2022, and some idiots are still surprised that Russian weapons are designed by crackpot engineers and corrupt politicians with no regard for actual use.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >RUSSIAN sailors have been on shit like telegram for years saying how their ships are deathtraps
          Can you post an instance?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Again, disingenuous comparison. Typical Eastern Euro butthurt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's 2:42 AM in Eastern Europe, take your moronic baiting back to R*ddit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >implying butthurt unemployed gayropean isn't shilling for Okraina 24/7
            And you used kilos, thus outing yourself.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone in the world uses Kilos except for Americans, Liberians, and contrarian Bongs. Oh, and oilfield Canadians.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you're Cambodian? Or what were you implying?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            legitmately nothing wrong with reddit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ironic shitposting is still homosexualposting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what are you talking about?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What about the comparison is disingenuous? Both were fully armed warships, neither apparently were at battle stations.
          We know that Russia lied about the storm, that winds were under 20km/h from the direction of the near shore and waves were under 1 meter (there was something of a storm down by Poti in Georgia, but Moskva was a far away from there as you can get without running aground in Ukraine), the climate data is available from many sources.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Detonating a shaped charge next to a boat is different than hitting the boat with a projectile. The fact you tried to dress it up with the weight of the explosives just shows you have no clue in what you're takking about.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah a shaped charged at the water line is usually way more dangerous

              you dumb b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not the guy you’re in a pissing contest with, but this isn’t even close. Warship magazines are centrally stored.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are moronic. That is all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Moskva had its ammo detonated

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no it didnt, a cigarette butt caught the steel on fire and then bad weather made rescue attempts impossible. and all men were saved at least.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fanfics are for homos

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not understanding sarcasm is even worse and more embarrassing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure it didn't. At least if the photo of the dying ship that is routinely shown is legit, its primary armament is intact. Everything else is on fire though.

          Shitty ship design and even shittier crew training sunk the Moskva. She is the naval equivalent of the obnoxious fat thug that starts a bar fight, gets knocked out in a single punch, then has a heart attack on the way to the hospital.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *USS Stark has entered the chat*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where one of the Exocets didn't detonate and the other one caused great damage. Sometimes stuff is decided by pure chance.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >4200t Frigate
          Moskva was over 2.5 times her size.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And apparently got better hits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a metal husk you idiots. Nothing to ignite or explode inside.
      This.

      >all hits clearly above water
      >wow it didn't sink

      >all hits clearly above water
      And that.
      Nothing to be cheeky about. Target practice at scrap metal is a common thing.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    of course moron, someone was smoking next to the kerosene rag barrel and it ignited the ships anti ship missiles, what do you think happens when anti ship missiles explode? the ship sinks, fricking moron. NATO/American weapons are anemic and couldn't ever hope to do the kind of damage russian ones do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NATO/American weapons are anemic and couldn't ever hope to do the kind of damage russian ones do.

      Unlike Russian missiles, they actually hit their targets on a regular basis.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In all fairness Moskva was loaded with thousands of tons of explosives and rocket fuel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and rocket fuel.
      Because it's a rocket.

      no proofs moskva was ever sunk

      No proofs it was ever built.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >harpoons are so shitty 3 won't even sink a small 4k ton destroyer
    Hope Taiwan isn't relying on it for AsM

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A SINKEX comes with caveats:
    *No fuel, ammo, or anything else flammable or explosive on board
    *All watertight compartments properly sealed
    *Typically, the ship is at most lightly ballasted, and not at its normal displacement when hit, thus adding a fair bit of extra distance to the water.

    The first one is crucial: Moskva survived the hits, and lasted for several hours, but the fires became uncontrollable, which meant that if there were any leaks near the impact sites, the crew couldn't get there to fix them. Fire is perhaps the greatest threat to any sailor, and there are reports/rumors that Moskva's core design and lack of proper maintenance had left her extremely vulnerable to a fire.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of sinkex ships have explosive stores. Moskva sank after secondary explosions in the magazines.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harpoon (upgraded) is a good weapon, but it’s been overshadowed with the wide proliferation of what we currently assume to be strong sensor, fire control and speed opfor AD. Hence the NSM and upcoming hypersonics.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >almost get sunked by a slight bump from a cargo ship
    american missiles are weak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slight bump? Try to have 100k tonnes "bump" on you. If It was at cruise speed that frigate would've crumpled like a tin can

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >100k tones
        The MCX Crystal is a small cargo ship, it at the time it was carrying a half load and weighed about 20k tons. It cruises at 20 knots.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fiberglass target drones can put a hole in a US Navy ship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vatniks discover KE = (mv^2)/2
      wooooooooooow
      wait until you hear about damage from space debris

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's been stripped of fuel and ammunition.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no munitions on board
    while in the case of the moskva the ammunition detonated

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ship had no fuel and oil onboard

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