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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the amount of complaining.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks just like my mom... hot

      Women who are actually imto hiking don't complain, they do it all the time

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uses all trails to navigate
    >uses face book
    Hard pass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix them... by turning them into single mothers who don't have time to hang out with friends

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can be guaranteed that they won't get pregnant. Women are known to get wet as part of the fight or flight response. If this doesn't happen, you can bring lube.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure that’s a felony in Alabama.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently Alabama repealed their ban on deviant sexual intercourse in 2019.

        Alabama is one of the few states to have a law protecting the right of faith-based adoption agencies to refuse to place a child with a certain couple or individual due to the agency's religious beliefs. The law was signed by Governor Kay Ivey in May 2017.

        From 1992 to 2021, Alabama's no promo homosexual law said that "course materials and instruction that relate to sexual education or sexually transmitted diseases should include [...] an emphasis, in a factual manner and from a public health perspective, that homosexuality is not a lifestyle acceptable to the general public and that homosexual conduct is a criminal offense under the laws of the state."[28] The law was repealed in April 2021 after Governor Kay Ivey signed the Alabama Legislature's bill to repeal all archaic references to "homosexuality and HIV/AIDS" in Alabama's post-1992 sex education laws.

        Also, I forget whether its Alabama or Arkansas, but at one point one of them changed the issuance of marriage laws so that the clerk doesn't directly sign them and they just get mailed to you so they didn't have to endorse gay marriage I guess or something like that.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    RON on a 6.7 mile. Woman

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would I walk to talk to a woman anon?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For uhhh…

      *wolf-whistle*
      Meow rorw ,
      *squeaky squeaky*
      purrr
      *pant pant*
      roof roof!
      awoooo!
      *twiddles lips*
      Hubba hubba!

      Captcha: j48doh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >six digit captcha
        My dude, go the FRICK outside.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wut

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        made me laff more than it should have thank you

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overnight on a 7 mile flat loop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, you’ve really never gone on a short hike to some waterfalls with friends then camped out around a fire, laughing until someone farts really loudly, then laughing even harder?

      What I’m saying is sometimes it’s a camping trip and sometimes it’s a hike.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a 90 minute hike. Do you really need to overnight a 90 minute?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >need
          No

          I feel sorry for you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don’t understand the difference between hiking and camping. It’s sad.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                For you, I guess.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >7 miles in 90 minutes
          Christ anon, stop and smell the flowers.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I should go, Bankhead is only about 45 minutes from me and I'll be free in March. It's not a super exciting hike but the weather should be comfy.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is the same FB group where I found the post about the guy who was twirling an ace and menacing people.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I kill them? I wonder how many will die from their own negligence?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no dates
    source.
    this is our opportunity to majorly frick with normies. practice your skinwalker noises and don a few deer skins.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went backpacking there for a couple days in September

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it’s a gorgeous area, but the neat attractions get super crowded. The local volunteer groups do their best to keep the place clean but people really don’t give a shit and the southern side is totally wrecked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/359qTGC.jpg

        I walked through the southern side, this is the route I took. I only saw 4 other people when I went but I didn't really go to the 'attractions'. The northern road hadn't been maintained in maybe a decade and is totally blocked off with huge trees down all over the place and overgrowth most of the way in the mid section.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >super crowded
        isn't in the middle of nowhere?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's wild. I just went there last week and got some pretty neat shots

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would i choose to deal with all the baggage that comes along with that when i could just jerk off on a stump then pass out next to it

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