Helmet scribbles

Let's imagine World war 3 just dropped. This might be high key mid or straight bussin. In any case, what are you writing on your helmet once it's time for the grinder? For me it's
>here for a fun time, not for a long time

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ZOG's Top Guy

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Born To Die For Bestest Ally!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In any case, what are you writing on your helmet once it's time for the grinder?
    "BORN TO SKiBiDi"

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fight to secure the brown future

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna fight for the Russians?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kentucky Fried Commies

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick ya mudda

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not gay but $20 is $20

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >where the Arab women at?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST will always be my go-to.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick
    I saved a good one a while ago, but I think it’s on my computer, not phone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm back home from Easter

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"i can't believe i gave my life for this shitty country"

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hid some chocolate in my underwear. If you find me dead it's yours. Don't let it go to waste.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Rape MD

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A QR code for my favourite e-girls ethereum address

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am diabetic and obese, how did I end up here ?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wear an SS cap and a Goblin Slayer patch as I film myself shoveling Donezk orphans into a furnace. The footage will then be sent to any news outlet with an email address

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me when the war's over

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, 'front towards enemy' or something.

    Or if i was in a really hopeless spot on the front, probably just 'avenge me' in antcipation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like 'Front Towards Enemy' on the back of the helmet

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prolly just doodle a smiley face. First rule of war is have fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the commanding General of Ft Carson gave us all a card to carry - it was his 9 rules, rule 9 was 'Sense of humor'

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We got a little booklet at Fort Campbell. Had to carry it in our top left shirt pocket in BDUs. I got yelled at for referring to it as "Chairman General's Little Blue Book." I kept mine in a ziplock bag with my military drivers license, and a casevac card. The whole experoence was very motivational.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Polish my helmet twink

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "If you shoot me, you're gay"

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any of the following
    >DOOR STUCK
    >”sv_ cheats 1” and then “noclip” underneath
    >WE’VE GOT HOSTILES
    >FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN
    >god’s silliest soldier
    >you could have prevented this
    >face towards enemy (on the back)
    >git gud
    >skill issue
    >smokers die younger
    >clip this
    >the west knows best
    >frick around and find out
    >Sneed
    >buck breaker
    >please be patient I have autism
    >post feet
    >gooner
    >lizard
    >remember Agartha
    >it’s never been more over
    Cringe ik but hey frick it I’m dying anyway I figurerg

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sv_ cheats 1
      Thank you for the sudden wave of happy flashbacks to my childhood partially spent fricking around in Garry's Mod.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU MOTHERFRICKER

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Bz1qtWH.png

        The Game

        >you get shot
        >you're bleeding out, gurgling blood and co2 out of your mouth
        >the soldier who shots you leans over to watch your life end
        >you had him take your life and make you lose the game as you go

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SMEG HEAD

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UR MOM

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For a good time call [recruiter/drill sarge/someone i don't like's number]

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pete Misheard Her

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rare spawn

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crayons taste good
    >WHAT?!
    >drink up

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"It's over" on one side
    >"We're back" on the other
    It's about the duality of man, sir!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which one on the front and which the back?
      This is important.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd put you on point as much as possible with that.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "This helmet will make a nice bowl for my brains!"

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CUM

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instagram handle

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skibidi Rizz Kai Cenat Grimace Shake Sigma

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gyatt so sigma I paid the fanum tax

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't shoot me! I'll cum!

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a democracy, you have to be a player.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Born to shit
    forced to wipe

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM ONIONS

    I AM BUGMAN

    BILLIONS MUST DIE

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of'em.

    The Super-Sympa Squad
    The Schultz's Waffle
    moron Finest
    Paying mu College Loans
    "AK-47 FOR EVERYONE !"

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >born to shit, forced to wipe
    >oopsie daisie!
    >kilroy was here
    >weak point here (with target drawn on)
    >you just got gnomed
    >FRAGILE: handle with care
    >this side up
    >do not consume raw

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Throw me to the wolves, I'll come back a father

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TSMT

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Born to smite clothing.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next stop, Equestria.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"number of brothers in arm serviced~" followed by 50+ tally marks

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >please be patient I'm a marine
    >as seen on tik tok
    >the sign is a subtle joke
    >would rather be fapping to futa
    >drone bait
    >helldivers prequel

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so much for the tolerant left

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're not writing shit because that helmet cover isn't fricking yours, you puke. You will wear your TA-50 as prescribed, no more, no less. I am not explaining to SGM why Joe Bumfrick looks moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lifers fragged: (you)r name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >attitude of a REMF b***h homie

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either Never knows best or I am owed sex with tanned tomboys

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shieeeeeet

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Raytheon sends its regards

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >me to your helmet

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proud racketeer

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like and subscribe
    get to dah choppa
    more dakka
    for the emperor

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably
    ><-------------
    >Shoot him
    ><-------------

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you just lost the game

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't ask me I just work here

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would want to write this on the back of my tank if I make it to armour:

    HI, I'M ANON

    WELCOME TO JACKASS!

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Youre waifu shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I know we're supposed to kill these guys, but we don't have to mutilate them.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s finna be bussin jigga you ready

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >napalm sticks to yids

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "YEAH, WELL"

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Lootbox"

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hebrews 13:8

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Born to goon,
    Stuck with poon

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably "everyday I'm shuffling" or "peanut butter jelly time!"

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a crude drawing of a tent and a campfire with
    >It's a legitimate strategy!
    scrawled underneath

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WATCH
    >THOSE
    >WRIST
    >ROCKETS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YEAH NOW YOU GOT IT

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fug dis
    fug you
    :DDDD

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta Biss with the B emoji

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My concept

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    "Only gay people shoot me"

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "A crummy pail of water?"

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Billions Must Die"
    "Clean it up, Jannie"

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Fledgling Investor

    sniPING AS usual I see

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    >buck-breaker 3000
    >now with doe-dicking capabilities

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Пeдик зaмeтили!

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If lost, please return to lower body.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder what the helmets that weren't allowed to be photographed or were immediately taken off said in vietnam

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you threatening me? on the front and Great Cornholio on the back. I already have "bunghole" with a down arrow as a tramp stamp.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyday Until You Like It

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SEXOOOOOO
    >WOULD

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    born to chuck, forced to sneed

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm with stupid" on the side, pointing forward

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fuel type: red crayons

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