Let's imagine World war 3 just dropped. This might be high key mid or straight bussin. In any case, what are you writing on your helmet once it's time for the grinder? For me it's
>here for a fun time, not for a long time
Helmet scribbles
Let's imagine World war 3 just dropped. This might be high key mid or straight bussin. In any case, what are you writing on your helmet once it's time for the grinder? For me it's
>here for a fun time, not for a long time
ZOG's Top Guy
Born To Die For Bestest Ally!
>In any case, what are you writing on your helmet once it's time for the grinder?
"BORN TO SKiBiDi"
I fight to secure the brown future
You're gonna fight for the Russians?
Kentucky Fried Commies
Frick ya mudda
Not gay but $20 is $20
>where the Arab women at?
DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST will always be my go-to.
Frick
I saved a good one a while ago, but I think it’s on my computer, not phone.
I'm back home from Easter
>"i can't believe i gave my life for this shitty country"
I hid some chocolate in my underwear. If you find me dead it's yours. Don't let it go to waste.
Dr. Rape MD
A QR code for my favourite e-girls ethereum address
>I am diabetic and obese, how did I end up here ?
>I wasn't even supposed to be here today!
I'd wear an SS cap and a Goblin Slayer patch as I film myself shoveling Donezk orphans into a furnace. The footage will then be sent to any news outlet with an email address
Wake me when the war's over
I dunno, 'front towards enemy' or something.
Or if i was in a really hopeless spot on the front, probably just 'avenge me' in antcipation
I like 'Front Towards Enemy' on the back of the helmet
Prolly just doodle a smiley face. First rule of war is have fun.
I remember the commanding General of Ft Carson gave us all a card to carry - it was his 9 rules, rule 9 was 'Sense of humor'
We got a little booklet at Fort Campbell. Had to carry it in our top left shirt pocket in BDUs. I got yelled at for referring to it as "Chairman General's Little Blue Book." I kept mine in a ziplock bag with my military drivers license, and a casevac card. The whole experoence was very motivational.
Polish my helmet twink
"If you shoot me, you're gay"
Any of the following
>DOOR STUCK
>”sv_ cheats 1” and then “noclip” underneath
>WE’VE GOT HOSTILES
>FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN
>god’s silliest soldier
>you could have prevented this
>face towards enemy (on the back)
>git gud
>skill issue
>smokers die younger
>clip this
>the west knows best
>frick around and find out
>Sneed
>buck breaker
>please be patient I have autism
>post feet
>gooner
>lizard
>remember Agartha
>it’s never been more over
Cringe ik but hey frick it I’m dying anyway I figurerg
>sv_ cheats 1
Thank you for the sudden wave of happy flashbacks to my childhood partially spent fricking around in Garry's Mod.
The Game
YOU MOTHERFRICKER
>you get shot
>you're bleeding out, gurgling blood and co2 out of your mouth
>the soldier who shots you leans over to watch your life end
>you had him take your life and make you lose the game as you go
SMEG HEAD
UR MOM
For a good time call [recruiter/drill sarge/someone i don't like's number]
Pete Misheard Her
Rare spawn
>crayons taste good
>WHAT?!
>drink up
>"It's over" on one side
>"We're back" on the other
It's about the duality of man, sir!
nice
which one on the front and which the back?
This is important.
I'd put you on point as much as possible with that.
"This helmet will make a nice bowl for my brains!"
CUM
Instagram handle
Skibidi Rizz Kai Cenat Grimace Shake Sigma
Gyatt so sigma I paid the fanum tax
>don't shoot me! I'll cum!
In a democracy, you have to be a player.
Born to shit
forced to wipe
I AM ONIONS
I AM BUGMAN
BILLIONS MUST DIE
One of'em.
The Super-Sympa Squad
The Schultz's Waffle
moron Finest
Paying mu College Loans
"AK-47 FOR EVERYONE !"
>born to shit, forced to wipe
>oopsie daisie!
>kilroy was here
>weak point here (with target drawn on)
>you just got gnomed
>FRAGILE: handle with care
>this side up
>do not consume raw
>Throw me to the wolves, I'll come back a father
TSMT
Born to smite clothing.
Next stop, Equestria.
>"number of brothers in arm serviced~" followed by 50+ tally marks
>please be patient I'm a marine
>as seen on tik tok
>the sign is a subtle joke
>would rather be fapping to futa
>drone bait
>helldivers prequel
>so much for the tolerant left
You're not writing shit because that helmet cover isn't fricking yours, you puke. You will wear your TA-50 as prescribed, no more, no less. I am not explaining to SGM why Joe Bumfrick looks moronic.
>lifers fragged: (you)r name
>attitude of a REMF b***h homie
Either Never knows best or I am owed sex with tanned tomboys
>shieeeeeet
>Raytheon sends its regards
>me to your helmet
Proud racketeer
like and subscribe
get to dah choppa
more dakka
for the emperor
Probably
><-------------
>Shoot him
><-------------
>you just lost the game
>don't ask me I just work here
Would want to write this on the back of my tank if I make it to armour:
HI, I'M ANON
WELCOME TO JACKASS!
>Youre waifu shit
Anon I know we're supposed to kill these guys, but we don't have to mutilate them.
It’s finna be bussin jigga you ready
>napalm sticks to yids
"YEAH, WELL"
"Lootbox"
>Hebrews 13:8
Born to goon,
Stuck with poon
probably "everyday I'm shuffling" or "peanut butter jelly time!"
a crude drawing of a tent and a campfire with
>It's a legitimate strategy!
scrawled underneath
>WATCH
>THOSE
>WRIST
>ROCKETS
YEAH NOW YOU GOT IT
fug dis
fug you
:DDDD
The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him
Gotta Biss with the B emoji
My concept
"Only gay people shoot me"
"A crummy pail of water?"
"Billions Must Die"
"Clean it up, Jannie"
sniPING AS usual I see
>buck-breaker 3000
>now with doe-dicking capabilities
Пeдик зaмeтили!
If lost, please return to lower body.
i wonder what the helmets that weren't allowed to be photographed or were immediately taken off said in vietnam
Are you threatening me? on the front and Great Cornholio on the back. I already have "bunghole" with a down arrow as a tramp stamp.
Everyday Until You Like It
>SEXOOOOOO
>WOULD
born to chuck, forced to sneed
"I'm with stupid" on the side, pointing forward
>fuel type: red crayons