Hello K,. First time caller long time not giving a shitter. I live in the modern day shit hole known as Seattle.

Hello K,

First time caller long time not giving a shitter. I live in the modern day shit hole known as Seattle. Since the police here are useless, there's homeless encampments everywhere, and yesterday my car window was broken into for the second time in 4 months costing me another 200

Now due to road construction having no parking signs everywhere I have to continue to park in this dismal area for the next two weeks. Naturally when I called the police their solution was to have me fill out a police report online where they'll do dick about it.

Therefore I have a different approach I want the next person to do this, to reconsider how they've chosen to live their life. I'm thinking about buying four thermobaric canisters and booby trapping the windows and doors in my car. I could give a good God damn if I blow out the rest of the windows in my car, as long as that piece of shit is deaf or gets glass blown to their face.

What other ideas do you fine gentleman have so that I can booby trap my car?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >download (3).jpg
    >Picrel

    >OP if polis dont respond to crime.. and there are alot of homeless around..
    >pic related

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Booby traps are illegal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Harmful ones, op could get a pepper spray grenade and hook it up to a glass break detector.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So is breaking into cars but alas
      H20 RT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not according to your mother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Booby traps when you’re not occupying the vehicle/house/property are a no no with legal precedent.

      Booby traps while you’re occupying whatever structure is a different story. A huge part of the booby trap trial was that the property was unattended, so if you’re not legally forced to retreat it’s kind of a grey area.

      Do it.

      t. major big lawyer make many big money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's quitter talk

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why not just throw them at the homeless? why booby trap your car?
    Tents are concealment, not cover, any kind of caliber should go through them.
    They're also very low fire resistance and can be lit with normal accelerants.
    if there is a homeless problem then solve it, its actually incredibly easy, especially when police do not respond.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that these cities have essentially a state-enforced lawlessness where if a crackhead breaks into your car the cops tell you that's part and parcel of living in the city but if you cut meth with rat poison and give it to panhandlers at stoplights then you're public enemy #1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BTW, the solution to this is to get rid of the politicians, especially the district attorneys and their prosecutor staff, who enable this shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s called anarcho tyranny

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >open your door
    >forget its booby trapped
    >explode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I legit did this with an ALS smoke grenade.
      I'm a fabricator, right? My truck was a 2000 F150, famously stolen all the fricking time, and I lived in a shit area.
      I milled an aluminum block to hold a live grenade on a steel cable leash, with another steel cable connected to the pull ring that could be clipped to the e-brake lever.
      When you park the truck, you push the e-brake lever down with your foot, then clip the pull-cord to it, and if someone tries to steal the truck, they pull the brake release and it drops a tethered grenade down between their feet. Genius.

      So I go to a party at a friend's house and get plastered. Wake up insanely hungover, stumble to truck. All I'm thinking about is dunkin donuts drive through coffee as fast as possible as I turn the key and pull the brake release. I feel the spoon bounce off my right leg.
      I have enough time to whimper "...frick." before the BANG, and the whole interior fills with orange smoke in seconds.

      It took hours at the carwash to clean the interior. Worst fricking idea I've ever had.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >worst idea I've ever had

        Apart from driving drunk obviously

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DUIs are a part of car ownership

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah man that seems like your only option. Post pics I know the feel I work at construction sites all over Seattle. It just keeps getting worse

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spray pepper spray under your door handles for less dramatic but still painful lesson for bums

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been thinking about the Seattle """homeless"""" problem for a while. Using a quadcopter to spray poison all over their encampments at night seems like the optimal solution. Napalm would also work but would be a little obvious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If anything has shown the war time/insurgency utility of drones, it's been the Ukraine boondoggle. Rig up a digital night vision/thermal camera to your drone for maximal sneakies. Some lovely "munitions" to drop could include annoyances like paint balloons, glitter water, or beehive. Then graduate to less lethals, pressurized pepper water, marble bags, and flashbangs. Lastly, employ the VOG-17 with fin stabilizers if they still don't get the idea.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP fill your car with CS gas. You may have to wear a gasmask every time you drive it, but this is a small downside.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Booby traps are incredibly fricking illegal, anon. Can't wait to see your dumb ass on the news.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno about booby traps, but you could weld steel grates over your windows so they can't reach inside even if they break the glass

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP's neighbor
    >fuggin hate that guy
    >keep paying hobos $20 to smash his car windows
    >stupid bastard hasn't figured it out yet

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just make noise at their camp at random times in the middle of the night to wake them up until they leave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      use air horns, water balloons, and fireworks. all at random times of night and morning. basically make it so annoying and uncomfortable for them that they frick off down the road to be someone elses problem

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