Hello K,
First time caller long time not giving a shitter. I live in the modern day shit hole known as Seattle. Since the police here are useless, there's homeless encampments everywhere, and yesterday my car window was broken into for the second time in 4 months costing me another 200
Now due to road construction having no parking signs everywhere I have to continue to park in this dismal area for the next two weeks. Naturally when I called the police their solution was to have me fill out a police report online where they'll do dick about it.
Therefore I have a different approach I want the next person to do this, to reconsider how they've chosen to live their life. I'm thinking about buying four thermobaric canisters and booby trapping the windows and doors in my car. I could give a good God damn if I blow out the rest of the windows in my car, as long as that piece of shit is deaf or gets glass blown to their face.
What other ideas do you fine gentleman have so that I can booby trap my car?
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>OP if polis dont respond to crime.. and there are alot of homeless around..
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Booby traps are illegal.
Harmful ones, op could get a pepper spray grenade and hook it up to a glass break detector.
So is breaking into cars but alas
H20 RT
not according to your mother
Booby traps when you’re not occupying the vehicle/house/property are a no no with legal precedent.
Booby traps while you’re occupying whatever structure is a different story. A huge part of the booby trap trial was that the property was unattended, so if you’re not legally forced to retreat it’s kind of a grey area.
Do it.
t. major big lawyer make many big money
that's quitter talk
why not just throw them at the homeless? why booby trap your car?
Tents are concealment, not cover, any kind of caliber should go through them.
They're also very low fire resistance and can be lit with normal accelerants.
if there is a homeless problem then solve it, its actually incredibly easy, especially when police do not respond.
The problem is that these cities have essentially a state-enforced lawlessness where if a crackhead breaks into your car the cops tell you that's part and parcel of living in the city but if you cut meth with rat poison and give it to panhandlers at stoplights then you're public enemy #1.
BTW, the solution to this is to get rid of the politicians, especially the district attorneys and their prosecutor staff, who enable this shit.
It’s called anarcho tyranny
>open your door
>forget its booby trapped
>explode
I legit did this with an ALS smoke grenade.
I'm a fabricator, right? My truck was a 2000 F150, famously stolen all the fricking time, and I lived in a shit area.
I milled an aluminum block to hold a live grenade on a steel cable leash, with another steel cable connected to the pull ring that could be clipped to the e-brake lever.
When you park the truck, you push the e-brake lever down with your foot, then clip the pull-cord to it, and if someone tries to steal the truck, they pull the brake release and it drops a tethered grenade down between their feet. Genius.
So I go to a party at a friend's house and get plastered. Wake up insanely hungover, stumble to truck. All I'm thinking about is dunkin donuts drive through coffee as fast as possible as I turn the key and pull the brake release. I feel the spoon bounce off my right leg.
I have enough time to whimper "...frick." before the BANG, and the whole interior fills with orange smoke in seconds.
It took hours at the carwash to clean the interior. Worst fricking idea I've ever had.
>worst idea I've ever had
Apart from driving drunk obviously
DUIs are a part of car ownership
Nah man that seems like your only option. Post pics I know the feel I work at construction sites all over Seattle. It just keeps getting worse
Spray pepper spray under your door handles for less dramatic but still painful lesson for bums
I've been thinking about the Seattle """homeless"""" problem for a while. Using a quadcopter to spray poison all over their encampments at night seems like the optimal solution. Napalm would also work but would be a little obvious.
If anything has shown the war time/insurgency utility of drones, it's been the Ukraine boondoggle. Rig up a digital night vision/thermal camera to your drone for maximal sneakies. Some lovely "munitions" to drop could include annoyances like paint balloons, glitter water, or beehive. Then graduate to less lethals, pressurized pepper water, marble bags, and flashbangs. Lastly, employ the VOG-17 with fin stabilizers if they still don't get the idea.
OP fill your car with CS gas. You may have to wear a gasmask every time you drive it, but this is a small downside.
Booby traps are incredibly fricking illegal, anon. Can't wait to see your dumb ass on the news.
I dunno about booby traps, but you could weld steel grates over your windows so they can't reach inside even if they break the glass
>be OP's neighbor
>fuggin hate that guy
>keep paying hobos $20 to smash his car windows
>stupid bastard hasn't figured it out yet
just make noise at their camp at random times in the middle of the night to wake them up until they leave
use air horns, water balloons, and fireworks. all at random times of night and morning. basically make it so annoying and uncomfortable for them that they frick off down the road to be someone elses problem